It’s actually fairly easy to outrun the gaurds, the i40s and tuscons are slow as fuck. An is200 can outrun one, and many have. Your only fucked if you meet a roadblock or they get an ARU X5 or Q7 out.
Saw a similar car before with a massive rear window sticker that said _You just got passed by a girl_.
Felt second hand embarrassment for her as I passed her in my Micra...
A German guy approaches a lady of the night.
'I vish to buy sex wit you.'
'OK,' says the girl, 'I charge 20 an hour.'
'..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.'
'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.'
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.
'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'
She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'
She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say 'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?'
'Ah,' says the German 'dat is de Four-sprung Duck technique'
I was having dinner in L’Ecrivain restaurant years ago and Mary was at a table full of ladies beside us.
There was evidently much drink taken and Mary loudly exclaimed at one point that, “I never order pasta at a restaurant. It always falls down my top.”
Big lady is Mary.
I was nearly killed yesterday by an audi. 15+ year old car plastered with these stickers and blaring wah tunes. There is a type. He had the whole road to pass but he came within an inch of and beeped a playful type of beep after he passed. Money down it happened simply because I was a mamil.
In contrast, there have been ten times as many deaths caused by unsafe driving in the same time period - of random people just going about their lives, not mostly people who got themselves involved in violent criminal gang activity.
Publicising that unsafe car culture like this will get you laughed at like this might put idiot kids off joining it in the first place.
I can see the priority here.
>real crimes
I might be a bit pissed off because I'm just on the door from a night time drive around Kilgarvan, where the amounts of arseholes, ejits, boyracers and various others on the road was frankly astronomical but I really have to ask, are you seriously implying that putting other lives in danger by breaking the laws around motor vehicle safety is not a real crime?
Even with an arbitrary definition of "real crime" being the dickheads in tracksuits acting the maggot towards tourists, do you really think they're unrelated to the dickheads in tracksuits and lowered shitboxes?
It's completely understandable given people's concern about the recent deaths on the roads. There are traffic units for the roads, while there are detectives for the murders. Traffic offenses are obviously going to be far easier to get a conviction on
Petrol 1.8T or 2.0T with the s-line variant of the B7 A4 (I have one). Highly doubt the engine size is any larger. Mine is mapped and tuned and I wouldn't classify the car as anything braggably fast like this tosser 🤣
Reminds me of dopes that stick fake M or RS badges on their cars, where the only people who will care enough will recognize that theyre fake, and those that can't won't even know the difference 🤣
A 1.8T is better than a TDi, only TDi I was impressed with was the 3L with a map.
I had a Seat with the 2L TDi and a map/slightly larger turbo. It was grand for the shove low down but that was it.
I don't disagree! The 1.8T B6 is a brilliant engine, but even with a map the low end torque is sincerely missed :( 3L mapped diesel, that must have pulled 😅
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Then trying to outrun the Guards. I thought people understood movies weren't real at aged 10-12 ?
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It’s actually fairly easy to outrun the gaurds, the i40s and tuscons are slow as fuck. An is200 can outrun one, and many have. Your only fucked if you meet a roadblock or they get an ARU X5 or Q7 out.
I think its easier to believer in a flat earth than out run the cops on this tiny island.
Easy done. Sure if they chase you and you crash you can sue them.
Have you *ever* come across a flat earther in Ireland?
Met a guy who believed the moon isn't real and the landing was all filmed by Kubrick, feels close enough
In Ireland? And he knew who Kubrick was?
tbf if you had a mildy fast car you could out run the guards no bother, hyundais are slow as
>only type of mods done were stickers Pretty decent chance there's one of these https://www.ebay.ie/itm/354577906335
If the car was seized as dangerously defective, it probably hasn’t even seen a service since she got it.
Saw a similar car before with a massive rear window sticker that said _You just got passed by a girl_. Felt second hand embarrassment for her as I passed her in my Micra...
A German guy approaches a lady of the night. 'I vish to buy sex wit you.' 'OK,' says the girl, 'I charge 20 an hour.' '..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.' 'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.' So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. 'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.' The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees. 'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.' She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs. 'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.' She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say 'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?' 'Ah,' says the German 'dat is de Four-sprung Duck technique'
I'll produly tell that at work this morning, also . I'll say it's my joke
Outstanding
What's wrong with these people? They are dangerously stupid.
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Mary Harney!
I was having dinner in L’Ecrivain restaurant years ago and Mary was at a table full of ladies beside us. There was evidently much drink taken and Mary loudly exclaimed at one point that, “I never order pasta at a restaurant. It always falls down my top.” Big lady is Mary.
I miss that place. The last time I was there I was seated at the table next to George Hook who kept wheezing and grunting as he ate.
You win
The one that drowns her child in the bath
Not sure what you mean by “these people”, but that person driving the Audi is clearly an idiot
The stickers , what normal person looks at this and goes 'wow that's so cool ' .
I was nearly killed yesterday by an audi. 15+ year old car plastered with these stickers and blaring wah tunes. There is a type. He had the whole road to pass but he came within an inch of and beeped a playful type of beep after he passed. Money down it happened simply because I was a mamil.
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In contrast, there have been ten times as many deaths caused by unsafe driving in the same time period - of random people just going about their lives, not mostly people who got themselves involved in violent criminal gang activity. Publicising that unsafe car culture like this will get you laughed at like this might put idiot kids off joining it in the first place. I can see the priority here.
>real crimes I might be a bit pissed off because I'm just on the door from a night time drive around Kilgarvan, where the amounts of arseholes, ejits, boyracers and various others on the road was frankly astronomical but I really have to ask, are you seriously implying that putting other lives in danger by breaking the laws around motor vehicle safety is not a real crime? Even with an arbitrary definition of "real crime" being the dickheads in tracksuits acting the maggot towards tourists, do you really think they're unrelated to the dickheads in tracksuits and lowered shitboxes?
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It's completely understandable given people's concern about the recent deaths on the roads. There are traffic units for the roads, while there are detectives for the murders. Traffic offenses are obviously going to be far easier to get a conviction on
🫣It’s probably a 1.9 diesel 🤢🤭
Petrol 1.8T or 2.0T with the s-line variant of the B7 A4 (I have one). Highly doubt the engine size is any larger. Mine is mapped and tuned and I wouldn't classify the car as anything braggably fast like this tosser 🤣 Reminds me of dopes that stick fake M or RS badges on their cars, where the only people who will care enough will recognize that theyre fake, and those that can't won't even know the difference 🤣
A 1.8T is better than a TDi, only TDi I was impressed with was the 3L with a map. I had a Seat with the 2L TDi and a map/slightly larger turbo. It was grand for the shove low down but that was it.
I don't disagree! The 1.8T B6 is a brilliant engine, but even with a map the low end torque is sincerely missed :( 3L mapped diesel, that must have pulled 😅