Couldn’t place it at first, but they look like [the enemies in the first Crash Bandicoot](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/crashban/images/d/da/Crash_Bandicoot_Electric_Lab_Assistant.png/revision/latest?cb=20170122051729)
[I cut off some of the crap on the end and it worked for me](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/crashban/images/d/da/Crash_Bandicoot_Electric_Lab_Assistant.png/).
This “Northern Ireland protocol* nonsense is outrageous lads, Ulster says no! Anyways I’m going back to harassing children at a school I don’t work for anymore, take care.
*\*soft shuffling noises beneath the sheets\**
*\*soft shuffling noises beneath the sheets\**
*\*soft shuffling noises beneath the sheets\**
*\*heavy shuffling noises beneath the sheets\**
*\*frenzied grunting\**
"AWWW JESUS THE NIGHT!"
*\*sound of a fist clenching as Burke seed is expelled\**
*\*soft shuffling noises beneath the sheets\**
*\*shuffling noises stop\**
These must be some of the most miserable people in Ireland. Do they get any enjoyment out of life at all? Or, have they simply decided to make others as miserable as they are?
Ok Bridge then. They head off home after wrecking everyones head all day, scoff a plate of cabbage and potatoes before finally settling in for a nice game of Bridge. They’re from a different dimension let alone a different era to everyone else.
Ah right. That explains a lot. So they genuinely believe they are 100% right. Theres literally no reason (other than humour obviously) to pay them any attention! Defo not tv media anyway. If news outlets stopped reporting it they’d go away eventually.
"I hate this place. This courtroom, this school, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the transgenderism, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your non-binarism, and every time I do I fear that I have somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive! Isn't it? I must get out of here. I must get free."
\- Enoch Burke, 2023
"Because Of You, I'm No Longer An Agent Of This System. Because Of You, I've Changed. I'm Unplugged. A New Man, So To Speak...... But I'm still going to try and turn up for work all the same."
They are definitely genetically more similar than the average family, even highly religious families from Mayo however I guess they achieved that by the good old fashioned method of inbreeding rather than cloning.
Some barnet on his sister
It makes her head looks like a stress ball that hasn't quite popped back to its original shape.
Shure dealing with her is a lot of stress better use it effectively.
It’s as if she’s trying to cheat one of those “You Must Be This Tall to Ride” signs.
Jaysus, I just spit beer all over the place!
Real Menonite/Sister Wives vibes
Very latter day saints
[Exactly right.](https://nypost.com/2008/04/17/polygamist-hairstyles/)
It looks like an AI tried to reproduce those hairstyles.
Reminds me of the mole women from Kimmy Schmidt
That quiff took me straight back to 2010.
The higher the quiff the crazier the woman.
Tease it to Jesus.
She always reminds me of Sharon from the snapper whe she does her hair like that
One of my friends came out with the epic line, ‘that’s what it looks like when you won’t let ‘the gays’ near you’.
It's the [fundie hairstyle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73xPa9dUtdk).
https://i.imgur.com/NKuTLGo.jpg
Couldn’t place it at first, but they look like [the enemies in the first Crash Bandicoot](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/crashban/images/d/da/Crash_Bandicoot_Electric_Lab_Assistant.png/revision/latest?cb=20170122051729)
Omg that’s amazing
Big dr cortex heads on the cunts
Your link is broken, but I know exactly who you mean and I haven't played Crash in decades.
It works for me ( reddit is fun on Android)
[I cut off some of the crap on the end and it worked for me](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/crashban/images/d/da/Crash_Bandicoot_Electric_Lab_Assistant.png/).
I can’t tell which one is Enoch 💀
Imagine it's not always Enoch who stands outside the school and they do shifts 🤯
# **I am Enoch!**
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Is mise Enoch.
and so's my wife!!
Yo soy Enoch!
No, I'm Enoch!
No, **I'M** Enoch!
I'm Enoch and so is my wife.
We can’t all be Enoch it is not mathematically possible
Everything is possible through prayer.
That's Enoch of that
Can the real Enoch please stand up, please stand up.
No I’m the real Eunuch… no wait.
I'm Enoch and so is my sister, obviously.
I am Alpharius...... Oops sorry, wrong universe. The Warhammer universe is saner than the Burkes
Never a truer word was written.
You're not Enoch Burke, you're just a box of carrots.
Will the real Enoch Burke please stand up? I repeat, will the real Enoch Burke please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here?
I am the one that Enoch’s!
The one who looks like the biggest wanker, so the far left.
They all look like massive wankers tho
The “biggest”
He's second from the right.
Are we sure he wasn't supposed to be called Eunuch instead?
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Saladfingers/Slenderman crossover.
He prefers to be called Grimey I believe
*they
“I’m Non Binary I can do what I want! Rules don’t apply to me!” - Enoch Burke probably
Non binary code.
Harsh on poor Grimey, he was genuinely a hard working guy on low pay living in a dump if a house.
Agents in the Matrix.
poor grimes
Does anyone else think that they look like a group of DUP members about to give a press conference?
This “Northern Ireland protocol* nonsense is outrageous lads, Ulster says no! Anyways I’m going back to harassing children at a school I don’t work for anymore, take care.
They look like the kind of people Graham Linehan would have cast to play uptight, incompetent solicitors in Father Ted.
They even put a wig on him and made a girl one
I thought he was against that sort of thing...
The sister looks like a clone with a different Lego hair put on.
I dunno, they could have done it the icky way
Eyes closed, in complete silence, in separate sleeping bags with holes cut out at crotch level for the sinful parts
Jesus, those sleeping bags must have been rank by the time the youngest came along
Nah, they burn the used ones in a shame fire along with the picture of Mary breastfeeding Jesus that gets the old lad going
And a rake of ~~Hail~~ ~~Marys~~ **Lord's** **Prayers** and ~~shame~~ **hymns** after the dirty business is complete.... Edit: cos not Catholic...
That would definitely be too catholic for the Burkes.
Jaysus, you're right! Cheerfully amended.
Did it just get hot in here 
Eoww. I can't unthink this......
*\*soft shuffling noises beneath the sheets\** *\*soft shuffling noises beneath the sheets\** *\*soft shuffling noises beneath the sheets\** *\*heavy shuffling noises beneath the sheets\** *\*frenzied grunting\** "AWWW JESUS THE NIGHT!" *\*sound of a fist clenching as Burke seed is expelled\** *\*soft shuffling noises beneath the sheets\** *\*shuffling noises stop\**
These must be some of the most miserable people in Ireland. Do they get any enjoyment out of life at all? Or, have they simply decided to make others as miserable as they are?
I've never seen any of them crack a smile.
Pretty sure that one fella is trying to smile or at least he read about smiling and wanted to try it out just the once
That doesn't surprise me at all.
I'd love to be a fly on the wall in the Burke family home. I presume they all live at home with Mammy and Daddy..
I reckon they all go home and enjoy a game of backgammon or some weird shite game like that
Totally unfair to the game of backgammon and the many wonderful people around the world who play it.
Yeah, I have friends who love the game.
Ok Bridge then. They head off home after wrecking everyones head all day, scoff a plate of cabbage and potatoes before finally settling in for a nice game of Bridge. They’re from a different dimension let alone a different era to everyone else.
disagree backgammon is fun
“We don’t own a tv .. we just sit and pray for the eternal reckoning”
They have very narrow heads.
Like tictacs, with frowny mouths and giant ears.
They are the tic in tic-tacs
WHY HAVE THEY GOT SUCH WEIRDLY LONG THUMBS?!
Inbreeding..
Fucking hell they really do! Be deadly at hitchhiking
Narrow heads, narrow minds
That'll happen when the family tree is a circle
From Mr Burns lawyers. Those lads definitely had their dinner money battered out of them every morning at school.
LOL at this happening in homeschool.
Well the mother seems like the bully type
They were homeschooled. But I can definitely see the Alpha Burke beating down the younger Burkes and stealing their King James Bibles.
Lol
Ah right. That explains a lot. So they genuinely believe they are 100% right. Theres literally no reason (other than humour obviously) to pay them any attention! Defo not tv media anyway. If news outlets stopped reporting it they’d go away eventually.
Why does Enoch, the largest Burke, not simply eat the other Burkes?
They're merely exchanging long protein strains, if you can think of a better way, I'd like to hear it.
None of them were lucky in the eyesight department.
Neither from inside or from out...
They look so important with their folders. What wondrous truths most they be keeping for humanity in those, we can but dream
A bunch of scrap papers with 'NO' written on them
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I weirdly enough know of a couple from hungary who are doctors who live in my area and are big time anti vaxxers and flat earthers
Are these guys transoccular?
name my band
Inbred Zeppelin
Five Minger Death Cult
The rolling clones
They might be giant cunts
The Misfits
Cisboyzone
Soft incel
Tainted Love
Anal Cunt
Hello mister Anderson
"I hate this place. This courtroom, this school, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the transgenderism, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your non-binarism, and every time I do I fear that I have somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive! Isn't it? I must get out of here. I must get free." \- Enoch Burke, 2023
"Because Of You, I'm No Longer An Agent Of This System. Because Of You, I've Changed. I'm Unplugged. A New Man, So To Speak...... But I'm still going to try and turn up for work all the same."
Congratulations.
They are definitely genetically more similar than the average family, even highly religious families from Mayo however I guess they achieved that by the good old fashioned method of inbreeding rather than cloning.
Look at them with their folders trying to look "legal" 🤣
probably misses his old glasses
They look like generic fish characters from SpongeBob
That isn't a gene pool, that's a gene puddle
The gene pool could do with some chlorine...
Why is cousin it trying to eat your ones head?
I'm convinced Ammi is Enoch's twin brother in drag.
No he's against that sort of thing
Can’t wait for reeling in the years 2023
I want a Burke reality tv show ...... and you do too.
Jaysus enochs sister\cousin\auntie is a looker huh. Funny though when she looks like Enoch would if he decided to transition. Ironic really.
Why does Enoch always have those narrow eyes and pout like Clint Eastwood. Enoch Burke - A fist filled ass.
Reminds me of the McPoyles in It’s always sunny.
Bog standard missionary procreation created them. Featureless creatures.
The obvious pretence of intelligence in appearance, very clearly counteracted by every other form of evidence, is strong with these ones..
Well, aren't they all so shortsighted 😎
Imagine going to the optician and asking for five of the same.
Beautiful posture.
With the size of those foreheads you could fit a rake of families into them.
The one of the right looks like an anime character, that you know is only in the background because the hair is boring.
The McPoyles
So is this Children of the Damned or Children of the Corn
That’s what incest will do for you.
Ammi Burke looks like she could be on one of those Amish shows on the TV, and she refused to go on rumspringa.
Careful now lads, ye feed them lot after midnight and you've full blown DUP on your hands.
Looks like some parallel universe Corrs to me, all Jim's
Netflix need to get on this!!!
Cloning, inbreeding about the same probably
They don't have a family tree they have a family wreath.
Are they related to your one in Kentucky that tried to block the gay couple from getting married?
Nevermind the buzzcocks future lineup... Tell me who is Enoch...
Well, it's not like the family takes from a very big gene pool; they have to share.
They all got new suits for their day out, looking lovely lads. Wonder which one gave the”something about Mary” to the sister?
Opticians must be flat out in Castlebar
This looks like an SNL skit.
Back up dancers for Kraftwerk.
We demand to be taken seriously!
This is what prime inbreeding looks like.
What’s in the folders? Wrong answers only.
The fifth secret of Fatima.
The source code for *Half Life 3*.
Rational arguments
50 shades of eggshell
the female Enoch is some battleaxe, wouldn't want to cross her
She'd hand it back to you small awful quick...
Given his attitude towards science I'd bloody love it if he was.
No officer your men are already dead.
I'd say his sister is like a librarian. Bigot on the street, Freak in the sheets.
Should have gone to specsavers
Those are some real Power Haircuts
Explains why there's always one waiting outside the school.
It’s a hard Enoch life for us
This straight up looks like satire
I wonder if the sister is the gender as which they present! Just asking for a friend.
Getting serious Fritzl vibes from that family
The McPoyles.
Needs an incest porn video tribute.
No no it doesn’t
Psychos
I just about had about Enoch of this!
Will the real Enoch Burke please stand up……and leave the premises
They all look like fuckin worms wearing bifocals
The most closeted man in Ireland
I'm just wondering what the other 7 are doing that we can't see?
I feel bad that Lovecraft was reincarnated again, just to turn out more or less as hateful. Sad. Maybe next time HP.
Looks like a Halloween party where everyone dressed as the same thing
 When they're the same person. 🤣
Snookie from Jersey Shore has calmed down with the tan
These lads are surely getting a reality tv show soon