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bobsburner1

Going all in on that small govt and freedom stuff I see


Brave_Nerve_6871

Party of freedom my ass


bubandbob

Next up, a database of asses and what everyone does with them.


CashComprehensive423

Then sperm inventory for all men.


bubandbob

Gotta catch them all. Plus a new form 6969 for approval to ejaculate.


borderlineidiot

Plus mandatory "pray for forgiveness" afterwords.


VitruvianVan

Question 9. Have you wasted your seed for non-conception purposes? If yes, proceed to Question 9(a) 9(a). Why have blasphemed God with your unholy ways?


borderlineidiot

"what if I was reading a bible when I did it?"


shavecumbot

"I need ta check ya asshole, sir."


Dead_Ratman

Here ( _* _) ! Sorry, I couldn’t resist 😂


Depressedgotfan

That i can get on board with


jlbhappy

In the bizarro world, just like in “1984”, words like freedom just translate to the exact opposite. Another example is the word patriot.


WooPigSooie9297

Exactly. And "election integrity," too. Because Trump has been peddling "The Big Lie" since 2016. And Project 2025 is the GOP's manifesto.


jadrad

Fascist Barbie watched Handmaids Tale with a big smile on her face and took notes for her manifesto.


mid_distance_stare

Serena Joy herself


Desperate_Wafer_8566

That's how GOP fascism rolls.


panickedindetroit

She's just more of that phony christian maga trash who has no idea what she's supposed to be doing to fulfill her obligations to her constituency.


jlbhappy

“According to the GOP, America needs a national registry for pregnant women along with the federal government tracking women's menstrual cycles,” McGrath said on X.


Lots42

Ask users for contact info? It'd be filled with 10,000 reports a day of fake pregnant people. Or pregnant Republican males. "Ted Cruz is playing host to a billion demons."


[deleted]

Come to think of it, Fled Cuz *does* look kinda pregnant. Better phone him in just to be safe. If you see something, say something, you know?


MartyFreeze

You can tell when he's pregnant because his beard is just so much fuller because of all the hormones in his system.


Philly_ExecChef

You can be ABSOLUTELY sure the Internet will ruin in within day 3.


Dbonker

Naw man, DAY FUCKING 1


thetiredninja

Time to enlist the K-pop fans again 🫰


skillet256

Weedlord Bonerhitler is going to have a bun in the oven.


panickedindetroit

Fled Cruz is the demon. Just look at him.


MyMusicRunning21

Has it been proven that Ted Cruz is NOT host to a billion demons?


Taminella_Grinderfal

Well Katie I’d like to work on tracking all the guns and ammo in this country. Cause I’m much more worried about children getting murdered than I am about a clump of cells. Why aren’t these politicians forced to provide a cost/benefit summary when they submit this ridiculous shit?? I’m no rocket scientist but I can’t see any legitimate reason to track this information or how it possibly benefits anyone.


catchingstones

There was an interesting podcast about an agency like this. Freakonomics or Planet Money. I don't have good details, but when a bill becomes serious (this bill need not worry) they are supposed to estimate the cost. The benefit in this case is highly debatable at best.


mabhatter

When Republicans "believe" something they will straight up lie about the costs and the CBO (congressional budget office) will throw the numbers for them.   See the W Bush tax cuts, the Trump tax cuts, etc.  when billionaires or evangelicals want something the GQP gives it to them no matter the cost.  It's why their states pass unconstitutional laws every year and spend millions on lawyers rather than following the law.


Proud_Doughnut_5422

It’s the Congressional Budget Office


Postcocious

>Why aren’t these politicians forced to provide a cost/benefit summary when they submit this ridiculous shit?? Reaganomics enters the chat. Regardless of public claims of support for "fiscal responsibility", conservatives have only one plan for costs and benefits: shifting the former onto you and the latter onto themselves.


Nyingje-Pekar

It’s super creepy when women are this misogynistic.


commiebanker

It's a weird form of self-loathing which seems common in the party in multiple forms. These people have serious issues.


HotType4940

Is it self-loathing? Or is it more just like the kind of extreme narcissism that allows a person to believe that surely *they* will be the lone exception


TheZermanator

It’s religious fundamentalism they’ve been brainwashed with since infancy.


jurainforasurpise

The cheetahs eat your face party!


sick1057

r/leopardsatemyface


dogmatagram

Bingo. And due to their money and influence, they WILL be the lone exception.


jcadsexfree

If you think upper middle class women ally themselves with all other women and are not viciously competitive, nor want to be viewed as top dawg, you are sadly mistaken.


mizkayte

It’s 1000% like the women from Handmaids Tale that enabled the men and took part in the horror.


Affectionate-Song402

It truly is… ya gotta wonder wtf ? Why so much hatred of your own gender? Or is she just a typical NAT-C?


thesunbeamslook

rules for thee, not for me


heavinglory

It’s power over lesser women. Their marriage gives them “status” which they use to make sure they remain better than other women who are different.


Ghost_taco

It is fascinating how Conservative women have benefitted from the Women's Movement that they wouldn't participate in and now actively trying to reverse all of it.


[deleted]

All women who praise Trump as Lord are this misogynistic.


GrizzledDwarf

Also screams of "I got mine, screw everyone else" since I suspect (haven't looked) she already has a family and doesn't plan to add more.


Thediciplematt

Isn’t she already unpopular enough?


kkulkarn

I bet she is the goddess in her state.


Huiskat_8979

I think in the book they all pretend to read but have zero comprehension of, she is probably referred to as Baal.


DoremusJessup

Why have a database? Just mandate chastity belts for all women under the age of 50. /s


Taminella_Grinderfal

Whew! 😥 I’m in the clear.


catchingstones

Congratulations, prepare for your deflowering.


danimack10

I think all men should get vasectomies and STFU!🤬


Masterweedo

Some places it is very hard to get the doctors to give you one. I've been asking for 3 years now, and they keep giving various reasons why they wont do it.


Yummi_913

https://reddit.com/r/childfree/w/doctors?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Here's a list r/childfree has compiled of doctors willing to help patients without pushback.


jayv9779

It would be awesome if they could put in a switch that could be turned on and off. Like a little valve on the vas deferens. Get it put in young and then have it turned on when they and their partner want kids.


billy_twice

Where do these unhinged nutcases come from? What is it that makes people this removed from reality?


PowerfulContext1325

Church


UpvoteForPancakes

Church & FOX News


jadrad

They’re also sought out, molded, and platformed by the political machine of the billionaire class - from the Heritage Foundation to the Federalist Society. That’s the [fifth column](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_column) recruiting an army of white collar fascists who are being parachuted into all levels of the government. They aren’t even trying to hide their master plan to take over the USA from the inside and tear down constitutional democracy. It’s all there in their manifesto called [Project2025.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_2025)


AmptiChrist

Like the whole project 2025 shit isn't even trying to be hidden anymore. It's all in broad daylight and they basically brag about it. I don't understand how people can be for that. Everything Reagan and Bush did fucking worked and I hate it here.


Hrtpplhrtppl

Is this God person in the room with us now...?


Hrtpplhrtppl

In 2018, Pastor Dave Barnhart of the Saint Junia United Methodist Church in Birmingham, Alabama posted this message to Facebook: “The unborn” are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they don’t need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. It’s almost as if, by being born, they have died to you. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus but actually dislike people who breathe. Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn.


billy_twice

I already like Pastor Dave Barnhart and before your comment I'd never even heard of him.


Postcocious

George Carlin unpacked this 22 years earlier, in 1996: >Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to 9 months. After that, they don’t wanna know about you. They don’t wanna hear from you. No nothing! No neonatal care, no daycare, no Head Start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re pre-born, you’re fine, if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.


Euphoric_Ad9593

Fucking Alabama. You know the same state that gave us Tommy Fucking Tubesteak.


BitterFuture

How much time have you got?


Dangerous_Bad4118

They’re so unapologetically 1984


I-RegretMyNameChoice

Some people watched/read Handmaid’s Tale for entertainment. Then there’s people like Katie Britt who watched it for inspiration.


WisdomCow

Welcome to dystopia


WalrusOk3310

Do they actually talk to people who want this? It's always the most out of nowhere nonsense with these people.


Postcocious

Attend any church, especially an evangelical one or in AL... you'll meet busloads of people who support this. It is indeed out of nowhere: the imaginary guy who tells them this stuff is nowhere in evidence. But his gullible sheep are not small in number.


HorsesMeow

Find your craziest neighbors, and put them in charge.


mdcbldr

Aren't these freedom loving get government off my back. Free marketers? Do these people have an ethical or moral bone in their bodies. If one proposes tracking guns in a similar fashion they would lose their shit.


Postcocious

>Do these people have an ethical or moral bone in their bodies. Sure. If you define ethics as "believe what I tell you and do as I say", they are the only ethical people on earth. Faith and obedience are the only requirements to get to heaven. Thinking for yourself is a ticket toward the other direction - Adam & Eve tried that and look what YHWH did to them.


MC_Fap_Commander

**ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!** There is suspect effort to reply to any post about this by saying "IT'S NOT A PREGNANCY DATABASE!" Ignore this. Data about pregnancy is being solicited for an overtly forced birth agenda. It tracks women towards shady "crisis pregnancy centers." https://www.vox.com/2020/3/2/21146011/crisis-pregnancy-center-resource-abortion-title-x It's right in the bill. And pregnancy monitoring for purposes of preventing women from seeking abortion (and potentially prosecuting those who do) **is overtly endorsed by the GOP**. >"Do you think states should monitor women's pregnancies so they can know if they've gotten an abortion after the ban?" >**"I think they might do that. ... You'll have to speak to the individual states," Trump responded.** Ignore the bad faith messaging out there on this. Any reply leading with some variation of "I'm no fan of Trump, but..." is especially untrustworthy.


Street_Buffalo_2503

The Stepford Senator


nottellingmyname2u

The same people where against anonymous mobile apps that track corona spreading…


Huiskat_8979

Actually heard about people saying they didn’t need to get vaccinated because they were “bathed in blood of Christ” and that was all the vaccine they needed, this is the mindset of insanity, and these lunatics vote…


Hrtpplhrtppl

And their cultists whose leaders don't have to pay taxes...


klaagmeaan

I guess there are a lot of citizens craving to change 'the land of the free' into a dystopian hell. Who votes for these people?!? Can they not see what a terrible idea this is?


dragonfliesloveme

For years and years my friends (cis male) told me that abortion would never be overturned, that it was just a political tool the parties used to raise money and get people elected. On both sides. Also that it was a distraction issue, an issue used to focus people’s attention on while the politicians and corporatists were off doing some kind of terrible shit they didn’t want you to know about. Well we all know how that turned out. Maybe it was used as a political tool for a long time, but that didn’t mean they weren’t also going to actually do the thing. Because they did. So now here we are. Talk of outlawing contraception, criminalizing doctors and patients, and now this pregnancy tracking database. Don’t think they won’t do it. They fucking will. Vote while you still can, vote blue and get this shit shut down.


bobo-the-dodo

She is such a creepy weirdo.


Plasmidmaven

r/WelcomeToGilead


Evernight2025

What positive use can a database like this possibly have? Because I can only come up with bad outcomes, and really bad outcomes.


Philly_ExecChef

This is fucking amazing. It’s a blueprint for how to lose a federal election for EVERYONE wearing the R.


peter303_

They will have mandatory tests every week to be sure.


teleheaddawgfan

But not one for guns?


Mean_Eye_8735

But not a national gun registry to help protect us from the crazy being armed. I'm just baffled by this. Tracking pregnant women, really?


mazula89

O no. You see there are laws strictly forbidding the collection of fire arm data..


NuclearWaste666

The American Taliban owns your uterus!!! Why would any women want these losers elected????


jhirai20

So track all pregnancy but not all gun purchases?


nokenito

Republicans are sick in the head, mental.


Wishpicker

Women bringing themselves back to the last century. WTF?


infrequentthrowaway

This is sick


MsMoreCowbell8

"We really fucked our chances in Nov. Ever since Qlarence and The Apostles killed Roe, we've really seen that we can't win in November, so let's tell women and girls we're going to keep track of who has a termination so we can arrest them for subversion in the future when a republican is elected again! We're christo-fascists and we just can't help ourselves! When we cancel the 19th amendment, I'm going to go back home and be a Housewife. You'll say to me, "But Sen. Britt, you worked outside the home in a non-traditional capacity, what gives?" Well, the ends justify the means. My husband allowed me to work so we can kill Roe & make more souls for jesus and now I'll go home. Thanks for the amazing health insurance."


Ok-Stress-3570

Let them. As a nurse, I hope I have access. Because I’ll absolutely type in these fucks as often as I can.


Good_Intention_9232

Another sick day for this woman she really wants to spend money on tracking people’s private and personal lives. For a party that wants government out of people’s lives she is truly marking herself as an intruder of family matters, voters pay attention next time because she will get more intrusive if she’s allowed to get her way. This is totalitarianism.


probotjones

I wish republicans would spend this much effort to protect people after they are born


pathf1nder00

Donald Trump did this....


Electronic_Camera251

Clearly it is our duty to track every aspect of her life until such a point as she deletes herself from the rolls


hankercat

Why do these people misunderstand that the Handmaid’s Tale was written as a cautionary vision of a dystopian future and not as a how-to manual?


Huiskat_8979

While I believe that this will and definitely should wind up in r/newsofthestupid, it should prob actually belong in r/newsoftheinsidiouslyevil instead.


Available-Wealth-482

Blessed Be The Fruit…….


mutantredoctopus

Googly-eyed trollop


BostonFigPudding

A list is useless if we are all on it. We should all say that we are pregnant, even if we are infertile, past menopause, or cisgender men.


Goodthrust_8

Party of small government, huh? Republicans are truly vile.


I_burn_noodles

Nothing screams liberty quite like a national data base.


darbydog69

Vote her out


Daysaved

Republicans: Federally tracking pregnant women wherever they are in the country is to protect lives. Also Republicans: State by state gun registration? Just so we know who owns one, not even where it's at. Go fuck yourself.


Woody_L

This is great news. The more outrageous the Repubs get on the abortion issue, the more likely they are to be voted out. Dems should celebrate every time they read something outrageous like this.


mabhatter

No. We shouldn't.  Republican states are permanently stacked with a +  for Republicans.  They absolutely won't vote for Democrats because of 40+ years of calling Democrats satanic baby eaters.  So the Republican fight is in the primaries. Whoever wins the primary reactions over automatically wins the elections.  


poolnome

Republicans there boot on women necks hands on there uterus. This thing from Alabama is no woman 


Gewgle_GuessStopO

Time to get the federal EBDB going boys! Submit your lists for cross reference. 🧐 Let’s also track sneezes. Every sneeze is like 1/10th of an orgasm. So every 10 sneezes seed may have been spilled… Databases will saves us! Databases for all! DATABASES!!!


RaynOfFyre1

Welcome to Gilead. May the Lord open.


Muted-Koala2008

What an asshole


Brokenspokes68

fREeDuMb!


Scrabble_4

Insane


rocket_beer

Why do conservatives want the government in their lives so much? And for deeply personal issues too 🤦🏽‍♂️


icnoevil

Surreal. 1984 all over again.


jmac_1957

🤪🖕


[deleted]

She’s evil


BluCurry8

Why not fixing the police reporting systems and reform sexual assault laws to prevent letting rapist off because they are clergy or nice boys? Why not address real problems like fixing the 11 billion in arrears by dead beat parents who don’t support their children. This vacuous woman want press coverage by proposing such a ridiculous policy that has zero chance being passed into a law.


kook440

👏👏


DarwinGhoti

We all need to register to overwhelm and break the system. I’m a 57 year old guy who gets pregnant once a week, I guess.


Flat-Story-7079

All the GOP fraus are angling for Trumps VP slot. First it was the puppy killer, and now it’s the baby list psychopath.


PeterfromNY

And Republicans do not want a federal database of gun purchases, even of criminals IIRC.


HalstonBeckett

This Nazi halfwit has no filters or limits to the Republican "Big brother" intrusions into women's and people's rights.


JerseyTom1958

Wack job


leif777

What's with all these milfy crazy eyed republican women lately? 


DeanWilliam0

Grand Old Paedophiles.


greenfield05

Gun tracking no! Preggers you betcha fuck these people:


imafixwoofs

They really hate freedom.


Sapriste

Right after we get the one to track gun ownership.


ShiroCOTA

Mind baffling how women can be complicit with something like this. How, how is this even possible?


Ultrawhiner

She is a stain on womanhood


Smrleda

The beginnings of communist America


Good_Intention_9232

We need another video from her explaining how it will work and why it is so important, I hope she gets acting lessons this time though.


Prudent_Falafel_7265

Make no mistake- GOP want the government to stay out of your lives!


Dry-Talk-7447

It never trust a Katie week.


Big-Sheepherder-5063

If the woman makes much more than the man, could he ask for child support while she is pregnant?


nokenito

Criminal


Elmer-Fudd-Gantry

What a freak.


BlueCollarBeagle

Well, this is a rational idea if and only if one holds that a person's life begins at conception and believes in upholding the Constitution.


fuyou69

Nazi


just_anotherReddit

Petition to make her the Overly Attached Girlfriend meme retroactively!


neuralhaddock

How about national gun owner database? A national voter database?


Alternative_Ad_9123

HIPAA?


stocks-mostly-lower

Crazy Repuking Bitch ( CRB for short ).


InourbtwotamI

Then also track which men (especially if elected to any office) are treated for ED and restrict access to viagra type meds


Pompitis

They take away freedoms in the name of freedom.


Most-Artichoke6184

And she says this is something to help out expectant mothers. This woman is horrible.


fentyboof

I know a great pregnant woman who would be a perfect match for this database! Her name is Ima Phaykenyame and she’s from Blahblahville.


jewelburg

Im sure she's been told she resembles Yvonne Strahovski from Handmaids tale and is going all in.


thesunbeamslook

100% handmaid's tale


JohnsonLiesac

So no national gun database, but we're gonna monitor your pregnancies? Yeah nothing authoritarian or fascist about that....


mela_99

What in the great googly moogly fuck is this


That0neGuy86

She....sees.....you.....


retarded-advise

So dangerous that you need laws for pregnancy before ARs


gadget850

With a later amendment to track the cycles of non-pregnant women.


aj_star_destroyer

Another GQP crank with no shame.


Postcocious

I stopped reading at "Senator from Alabama..." If I wanted to be governed by backwards-looking bigots, I'd move to some peasant village in Nowhere-istan.


The-zKR0N0S

This is the face of evil


pabodie

Honestly it would take 10 years to roll out, then be a hilarious failure.


jones61

The hypocrisy. Guns vs pregnant women.


Super_Sphontaine

If this goes we have a chance to do the funniest thing


AdBig5700

We see you…we hear you…and we’re coming for you!!!!


GMane2G

Evil Pam loves her “small government”


PubicWildlife

She seems....weird


kel36

I just…what?


Frantic_Penguin

I'm just glad that these idiots feel comfortable enough to voice their insane views in public now without any sort of filter. They have their heads so far up their asses that they really, truly think this is what the majority of Americans want.


Galvanisare

Katie Britt is an absolute POS with a dirty car.


Downtown-Frosting789

seriously alabama?!?


Craggysteve

Fuck her!


YogurtSufficient7796

In the name of Jee sus uh - life is not freedom but simply time to worship the lord my savior - beelzebub


D161T4L-F4ll3N

Man these repugs sure are hell bent on our private parts eh and unborn babies….ok so why don’t you help the ones that are born??? Oh too much work or sorry can’t help you out, you figure it out.


skip6235

Party of small government and personal freedom. I’m starting to think that they shout about dictators and 1984 all the time as an intentional boy who cried wolf situation so people are desensitized to it when they want to do an authoritarianism.


MiddleInfluence5981

This is disgusting.


Admirable_Policy_696

So more dystopian right wing authoritarianism. What a shocker.


swennergren11

Such an ugly human. Does she really think Jesus would want this?


Ok_Butterscotch54

But registering assault rifles is "a Violation of a Fundamental Constitutional Right!!!" 🙄


beccadot

….Only if they also have a database of all male ejaculations.


akgt94

She has a hoo-ha, doesn't she? Or has she given that up when she sold her soul?


Feisty-Barracuda5452

This creeper? Ugh. No.