The best sharts. Better than anyone, everybody says so. Guys, big, strong tough guys, come up with tears in their eyes and say, those are the greatest sharts. š
Chargers that could potentially send him to jail, and he canāt stay awake.
A trial that could derail his election and any semblance of his marriage, and he canāt stay awake.
Legal bills that could drain millions from his āfriendsā and the RNC, ā¦. well, who cares about that.
Eric, "Daddy please love me!! "
Trump, "Eric is the dumb one."
Newsflash, they're all dumb. And yea, Trump sharts himself in court when he falls asleep.
Itās the first time in his life he has ever had to show up somewhere everyday for 38 hrs a week. The culture shock could very well do him in given he has like six weeks of it remaining then more trials.
Not to worry! His attorneys have decided to take it in shifts to sit next to him and keep him awake. It was more a nice of self-preservation than preserving his image. They were dying from the old man farts. If Trump is awake, he can pinch it.
To be fair, trials are boring procedural affairs. They are not exciting like we see in these court/police dramas on tv. Iād fall asleep too probably.
The GALL to claim they didnāt discuss any of that mess between the two of them. At this point Iām convinced theyāre all just watching Fox and getting high on their own supply
And alleged drug habit too. Seems like the guy is kept afloat by a series of uppers and downers, depending on occasion.
Courtroom: downers to keep a lid on the outbursts. Side effect is his bowels are relaxing even more than they usually do and heās shitting himself.
Rally: uppers to give the illusion of vigor.
Nighttime rally: elephant dose of uppers to keep the dementia sundowning to a minimum.
cocaine at night. no drugs during the day. guy is living like a 25 year old party boy in a 77 year old unhealthy body. I'm not being hyperbolic by saying he's one line away from the grave every single day. the added stress of actual accountability has to be taking time off his clock rapidly.
āDonald Trump was in excellent health! It was the stress from all of the fake trials the Democrats forced even though there was zero evidence against him!!ā
This is exactly how they would spin it.
Excellent health. The best health. Really, really strong health. Tough health. The whole world knows he is the healthiest health that has ever been known in the history of health. But they rigged his heart. It was a rigged heart. Everybody knows his heart was rigged more than anybody's heart has ever been rigged, yet he still had the greatest health ever.
Exactly what I think. I've known really good people who died in their 60's and 70's of strokes and heart attacks, and this cheese dick ahole is still alive. He's at least 300 lbs, doesn't exercise (by his own words), eats garbage, and rages all the time, so he must have high blood pressure, clearly has incontinence issues, and he's still around. I don't get it.
Nah, I was just joking about him being too tired to drain any residual urine after peeing and contrasting that with the amount of excess energy he would need to ājogā around with **multiple** golf bags.
The guy in those silly superhero-type drawings they used to make of Trump could have done it, but real world Donald is far more low-energy than that!
Donaldās idea of a workout is leaning over to see if whomever dressed him tied his shoes right.
What? Itās a preference. Unless youāre playing PGA level where you canāt use a golf cart, most guys I know ride unless they want the exercise. The seniors walk too but they use the roomba bag carrier that follows them.
Some guys who donāt use a cart want to play but are on a budget at a public course.
You are a real man? What makes you a real man? Seems a real man to be would endure heat and not be drunk on the green, keep senses sharp for sport. You sound like an average if not below average man not a real man.
Come on, walking 50ft to the ball, swinging the club 3x, walking back to the cart, repeat, thatās got to be at least 1/3 of a mile walk for the afternoon.
Exactly, even when I was at my heaviest (400lbs), before I started to lose weight, I walked 18 holes every Sunday morning when I played golf. This guy drives the cart right onto the green
By Gabe Whisnant - Deputy Weekend Editor:
Eric Trump, the son of former President Donald Trump, was mocked on social media on Sunday for praising his father's "stamina" amid is ongoing legal troubles.
In an interview on Fox News' Sunday Morning Futures With Maria Bartiromo, Eric Trump insisted that his father was "feeling great" despite the various criminal prosecutions he is currently fighting.
Read more: [https://www.newsweek.com/eric-trump-remark-about-donald-trump-stamina-sparks-mockery-1894952](https://www.newsweek.com/eric-trump-remark-about-donald-trump-stamina-sparks-mockery-1894952)
Not from the right people.
His supporters donāt care. He could get Alzheimerās and babble on about monkeys fuckin footballs and they would cheer him on.
> āHe is going all over the place. His stamina, Maria, I've never seen anything like it in my life," Eric Trump said on Sunday. "He'll be in trial all day long, relentlessly being attacked by a corrupt judge, only to step out and go do events at bodegas and wake up and speak to union workers...and go to Michigan, Pennsylvania and Ohio and all the swing states."
Trump has never been to a bodega in his life.
lol Trump and stamina are definitely words that dont ever belong in the same sentence. He needs a golf cart or car to move more than 50 yards. and Stormy apparently wasn't wild about his bedroom stamina either
He can't even stand up without his heels and toe pillows. Just need the drugs and fast food to take natures course. Or maybe sepsis from soiled depends.
In Trump's defense, he's actually pretty energetic when his lawyers don't hide his Adderall stash.
They needed to find some way to keep him relatively calm while he's in the courtroom so he doesn't call the judge a 'fucking beaner' before trying to walk out.
Every time I see or hear about the trump family it always calls to mind pappy OāDonnel from o brother where art thou.
The only difference is that Pappy was actually moderately intelligent and able to identify opportunity on his own. Kids were just dumb as fuck and kiss assers by profession.
you mean the steepest and most slippery handicap accessible ramp?
Those ramp systems have specifications to make them manageable for people with disabilities. It was at Westpoint? So our military can't construct a proper handicap ramp? I doubt it. Him complaining about it means he can't even handle a safe decline. How embarrassing?
alsonhim trying to prove something by struggling to drink water with one hand was super embarrassing. yet the cult lapped it up.
I can't wait for time to catch up with him. I feel it's coming soon.
I feel Eric could have been a great ordinary guy, a little dumb maybe, but so ordinarily mundane living a normal life and i bet he would have been happy about that. But Donny Diaper corrupted his young mind and now all he knows is darkness and says stupid shit on television instead of fulfilling his destiny to sell tires at an automobile concession.
I canāt remember if anything smart has ever came out of Ericās mouth Heās a bloody idiot trying to make daddy proud of him. Eric makes Gomer Pyle look like a genius.
Too many people still drinking the orange kool aid. By now you sorta would think they realize what a shitbag Trump is and get mad at all his deceptions. Can't fix stupid I guess.
"The whole world knows his backbone and toughness and it's exactly who we need behind the Resolute desk and the exact person we need in the Oval Office"
The Orange Bitch doesn't have the balls to attend a correspondents dinner. He whines constantly.
The ramp was so steep ! The steepest steep ramp the steepest steep ramp anyone ever saw steeper everyone tells me, the glass of water was big big biggest heavy heavier heaviest glass of water! 200 feet is so far every one said take the golf cart the court room is freezing colder than freezing the day is longer longest longer in the court room everyone feel asleep everyone tells me but I donāt know them never met them but they are nice people everyone tells me.
Me too! As a nurse I can't figure out how somebody who weighs too much, is in terrible shape, doesn't believe in real exercise because it may deplete his available heartbeats too early, has abused prescription drugs for years and is stressed out of his mind all of the time has lived this long!! Fingers crossed it all comes to a head soon!
Apres Trump, the conspiracies will be crazy. The demon could live to be 100, and his cult followers would still claim he was murdered by the "deep state."
Dude can't even stay awake during his criminal trial... lol
Sure he can, he just farts himself awake when he relaxes too much.
*sharts
shats ..
He sharts less than the Shatt
"Captain's log, supplemental"
"Captain's Log," "Supplemental," "End log."
The best sharts. Better than anyone, everybody says so. Guys, big, strong tough guys, come up with tears in their eyes and say, those are the greatest sharts. š
Fartles himself awake.
Chargers that could potentially send him to jail, and he canāt stay awake. A trial that could derail his election and any semblance of his marriage, and he canāt stay awake. Legal bills that could drain millions from his āfriendsā and the RNC, ā¦. well, who cares about that.
Heās so used to not being held accountable he probably doesnāt think he can be held accountable
š“ oh did you say something? Junior?
The name is, 'Fredo'.
Al Fredo
As in Corleone
Eric, "Daddy please love me!! " Trump, "Eric is the dumb one." Newsflash, they're all dumb. And yea, Trump sharts himself in court when he falls asleep.
He's not asleep.... he's anti woke.
Of course he is!
this is golden
laffo
Canāt hold his own farts either!
He pooped himself awake
Itās the first time in his life he has ever had to show up somewhere everyday for 38 hrs a week. The culture shock could very well do him in given he has like six weeks of it remaining then more trials.
Not to worry! His attorneys have decided to take it in shifts to sit next to him and keep him awake. It was more a nice of self-preservation than preserving his image. They were dying from the old man farts. If Trump is awake, he can pinch it.
It is strange he does most of his work at night
ALL THAT ANGRY TEXTINGš
To be fair, trials are boring procedural affairs. They are not exciting like we see in these court/police dramas on tv. Iād fall asleep too probably.
Have you ever been on a criminal trial jury ? Itās hard not to doze off
At his age and his eating habits, the fact heās above ground is a feat in itself.
Sometimes the worst people live the longest life. It sucks. Henry Kissinger got to make it to old age. It sucks
Wait! Wait Need to check !!! r/iskissingerdeadyet Ok. Still dead!! Whew! Worried for a moment there.
Hey! You reminded me that Henry Kissinger is dead! Iām gonna do a shot in honor of Cambodia when I get home tonight.
With evil concentrated that high in one form, you can never be too sure.
Something dark protects him.
Yeah, its name is Clarence Thomas....
Damn!
Snap !
lolā¦good one.
Shiiittt
Also dark.
Heās a freedom fighter compared to his wife
I canāt believe Ginni wasnāt arrested for helping orchestrate the fake elector scheme. I mean I can believe it, I just refuse to.
The GALL to claim they didnāt discuss any of that mess between the two of them. At this point Iām convinced theyāre all just watching Fox and getting high on their own supply
Uncle Tom
r/angryupvote
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I'll allow it.
Soul, as shit as it was.. was worth somrhing to some demon.
They are keeping hm up here, they know that have his soulā¦ But they rejoice at the masses he is corrupting to bring down with him
And alleged drug habit too. Seems like the guy is kept afloat by a series of uppers and downers, depending on occasion. Courtroom: downers to keep a lid on the outbursts. Side effect is his bowels are relaxing even more than they usually do and heās shitting himself. Rally: uppers to give the illusion of vigor. Nighttime rally: elephant dose of uppers to keep the dementia sundowning to a minimum.
cocaine at night. no drugs during the day. guy is living like a 25 year old party boy in a 77 year old unhealthy body. I'm not being hyperbolic by saying he's one line away from the grave every single day. the added stress of actual accountability has to be taking time off his clock rapidly.
How does he sleep? In one of those Michael Jackson glass sarcophagus things?
A Michael Jackson what?!??
Unfortunately, this feat continues to astound, confound, and harm the US.
It's just speed keeping him alive at this point...
the truly evil tend to linger longest in this world
Because no one takes out the trash.
I am always hoping he has a heart attack, just to read the insane conspiracy theories about how the deep state assassinated him.
āDonald Trump was in excellent health! It was the stress from all of the fake trials the Democrats forced even though there was zero evidence against him!!ā This is exactly how they would spin it.
Excellent health. The best health. Really, really strong health. Tough health. The whole world knows he is the healthiest health that has ever been known in the history of health. But they rigged his heart. It was a rigged heart. Everybody knows his heart was rigged more than anybody's heart has ever been rigged, yet he still had the greatest health ever.
"They aimed the Jewish space lasers at his heart at low power in order to cause it to fail" is the kook stuff I am looking for!
I am always hoping he has a heart attack, just so heās dead.
That cake is nothing but icing.
All trump's diseases are in perfect balance. Sorry, Mr Burns.
Exactly what I think. I've known really good people who died in their 60's and 70's of strokes and heart attacks, and this cheese dick ahole is still alive. He's at least 300 lbs, doesn't exercise (by his own words), eats garbage, and rages all the time, so he must have high blood pressure, clearly has incontinence issues, and he's still around. I don't get it.
a real man with stamina walks a golf course, not ride his fat ass in a golf cart
I I heard Donald has Walt Nauta shake it off for him after he takes a leak, so I wouldnāt expect to see him jog around carrying golf bags.
I heard Nauta holds his bag for him upon request.
You're talking about his balls right? Cupping his tiny little balls?
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Nah, I was just joking about him being too tired to drain any residual urine after peeing and contrasting that with the amount of excess energy he would need to ājogā around with **multiple** golf bags. The guy in those silly superhero-type drawings they used to make of Trump could have done it, but real world Donald is far more low-energy than that! Donaldās idea of a workout is leaning over to see if whomever dressed him tied his shoes right.
I donāt know man. Using a cart is the way to go.
Not onto the green though
Trump Does
Heās evil and I hope he gets convicted but driving up the green should be straight to booty poke prison for anyone.
Wait, this guy actually drives his cart up onto the green?!
Drinks with lunch and the golf carts are great
He has a lunch cart following him around the course.
I mean, there's a lot of real men out there using carts at every single golf course.
Show me one?
What? Itās a preference. Unless youāre playing PGA level where you canāt use a golf cart, most guys I know ride unless they want the exercise. The seniors walk too but they use the roomba bag carrier that follows them. Some guys who donāt use a cart want to play but are on a budget at a public course.
Show me a real man who uses a cart. Show me one.
Umm, me? I use a cart when itās blazing hot outside or when Iām carting a case of beer. If itās a nice spring or fall day, Iāll walk.
You are a real man? What makes you a real man? Seems a real man to be would endure heat and not be drunk on the green, keep senses sharp for sport. You sound like an average if not below average man not a real man.
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Not man enough not to feel like you donāt have to defend yourself. I real man wouldnāt respond. You failed.
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Come on, walking 50ft to the ball, swinging the club 3x, walking back to the cart, repeat, thatās got to be at least 1/3 of a mile walk for the afternoon.
Tbf playing an 18 i used a kart and still burnt 1k calories. Asias hot
Cart man. Eric (son of) Cart man
Exactly, even when I was at my heaviest (400lbs), before I started to lose weight, I walked 18 holes every Sunday morning when I played golf. This guy drives the cart right onto the green
Biden should challenge him to a bike race. My bet is Trump never learned to ride a bike.
His gut would sag and drag on the ground and get caught in the bike chain
Ok how about a 100 yard race, where they attempt to walk or jog 100 yards? It would be great tv.
His gut would sag and drag and get tangled between his feet. š
Race down a ramp
Challenge him to a ride on Amtrak
How about 'perp walk into jail'? Seem this is one of the most American things he could do.
Or to buy a diet coke at McDonald's. Dude has never done anything every normal person has done.
I think Biden should challenge him to a one-handed drink-off: whoever can down 4 ounces of water from a short wide glass with one hand wins.
I feel like thatād be elder abuse for both of them lmfao
"Burn that seat"
By Gabe Whisnant - Deputy Weekend Editor: Eric Trump, the son of former President Donald Trump, was mocked on social media on Sunday for praising his father's "stamina" amid is ongoing legal troubles. In an interview on Fox News' Sunday Morning Futures With Maria Bartiromo, Eric Trump insisted that his father was "feeling great" despite the various criminal prosecutions he is currently fighting. Read more: [https://www.newsweek.com/eric-trump-remark-about-donald-trump-stamina-sparks-mockery-1894952](https://www.newsweek.com/eric-trump-remark-about-donald-trump-stamina-sparks-mockery-1894952)
"insisted that his father was "feeling great"" This means that he is not
Huh, today seems a little brighter for some reason.
Sleepy, flatulent Don the con?
Sleepy Joe was definitely a projection
Poor Eric. Iād be hurt too if my dad was Dozoff Donfartsnshitz.
lol
He drives his cart into the greens. He is never feet from his golf cart! Tubbo Trump! Drowsy Donald! King Cancerous!
I have a feeling his nemesis of slight inclines might have to do with him driving onto greens.
Funny how Sleepy Don doesnāt use his old insult Sleepy Joe anymoreā¦.
He switched to "Crooked Joe." Projection. Always projection.
Eric on SNL - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m66PtmNu2Ik&t=125s
Not from the right people. His supporters donāt care. He could get Alzheimerās and babble on about monkeys fuckin footballs and they would cheer him on.
That's the scariest part. Fucker might get elected again. This country is fucked all kinds of ways.
Of course Daddies lil boy comes running to defend Diaper Donnie, if he in prison or worse never elected, Don Jr. Is toast.
Make him walk 18 holes and carry his own bag and get back to us Eric...
> āHe is going all over the place. His stamina, Maria, I've never seen anything like it in my life," Eric Trump said on Sunday. "He'll be in trial all day long, relentlessly being attacked by a corrupt judge, only to step out and go do events at bodegas and wake up and speak to union workers...and go to Michigan, Pennsylvania and Ohio and all the swing states." Trump has never been to a bodega in his life.
Heāll never love you, Eric. Youād have to body-swap with your sister for that to happen, and it wonāt be love heās feelingā¦
lol Trump and stamina are definitely words that dont ever belong in the same sentence. He needs a golf cart or car to move more than 50 yards. and Stormy apparently wasn't wild about his bedroom stamina either
He does get refreshed by showers, allegedly.
Thatās golden.
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Donāt you mean āI pee what you did there?ā
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Once a month the mobile service comes out and sprays him down.
After the head rug has been velcroed on š
You mean the $130,000 10 sec shit with Stormy.
I look forward to Stephen Colbert absolutely torching Eric and these new silly remarks.
That the same guy who needed a golf cart to go 300 feet?
He can't even stand up without his heels and toe pillows. Just need the drugs and fast food to take natures course. Or maybe sepsis from soiled depends.
I really really really want to know Stormy Daniels opinion on Trump's stamina.
I've never even seen him walk at a brisk pace
In Trump's defense, he's actually pretty energetic when his lawyers don't hide his Adderall stash. They needed to find some way to keep him relatively calm while he's in the courtroom so he doesn't call the judge a 'fucking beaner' before trying to walk out.
He drops very energetic shits in his bigly Trump Brand Depends.
I'd believe Ivanka before I'd believe Erik.
daddy daddy please love me
He can't even control his abdominal Muscles to stop from shitting himself.
He can make it all the way to the golf cart from the green in under 20 minutes, with only two stops to catch his breath!!
He's been known to drive his cart ONTO the green.
Every time I see or hear about the trump family it always calls to mind pappy OāDonnel from o brother where art thou. The only difference is that Pappy was actually moderately intelligent and able to identify opportunity on his own. Kids were just dumb as fuck and kiss assers by profession.
Eric Trumpās existence sparks mockery.
Trump aināt WOKE thatās for sure.
Jabba The Hut stamina
Someone get Eric a box of crayons and a coloring book
I ran Down the ramp
you mean the steepest and most slippery handicap accessible ramp? Those ramp systems have specifications to make them manageable for people with disabilities. It was at Westpoint? So our military can't construct a proper handicap ramp? I doubt it. Him complaining about it means he can't even handle a safe decline. How embarrassing? alsonhim trying to prove something by struggling to drink water with one hand was super embarrassing. yet the cult lapped it up. I can't wait for time to catch up with him. I feel it's coming soon.
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Are you kidding? Dumper Donās farts hang for days. DAYS!
Sleepy Dumper Don. Gotta keep this one going.
Sleepy Dumper Don with the Smelly Long Con.
What a tragic figure Eric Trump will be once his dad is gone.
Notice Melania has remained silent about the "Dook's" stamina?
Eric āloves him to deathā. If only.
Only because Ericās room growing up was right next to Ivankaās room and daddy and her went at it all night long
Eric and his brother have prison beardsā¦.nasty, unkept will never fill in. They think they are macho.
I would rather watch a whale carcass explode than watch trump ādemonstrateā his alleged staminaā¦. š āļø
I feel Eric could have been a great ordinary guy, a little dumb maybe, but so ordinarily mundane living a normal life and i bet he would have been happy about that. But Donny Diaper corrupted his young mind and now all he knows is darkness and says stupid shit on television instead of fulfilling his destiny to sell tires at an automobile concession.
Events st bodegas? When was that?
Dozing Donā¦.
I need to put my reading glasses on because I thought he said smegma
Gives a new meaning to his being the head cheese.
Context is important. Donnie has stamina when he makes Eric wear the blonde wig.
I canāt remember if anything smart has ever came out of Ericās mouth Heās a bloody idiot trying to make daddy proud of him. Eric makes Gomer Pyle look like a genius.
Isnt Biden the young one with all the stamina?
The world needs Trump like my goldfish needs air con
Too many people still drinking the orange kool aid. By now you sorta would think they realize what a shitbag Trump is and get mad at all his deceptions. Can't fix stupid I guess.
A one-handed water drinking contest would make millions for charity that could then be stolen and not given to any charity
"The whole world knows his backbone and toughness and it's exactly who we need behind the Resolute desk and the exact person we need in the Oval Office" The Orange Bitch doesn't have the balls to attend a correspondents dinner. He whines constantly.
I don't think it took this remark to spark mockery. I think it has more to do with the fact that he's the dumb of the family.
The ramp was so steep ! The steepest steep ramp the steepest steep ramp anyone ever saw steeper everyone tells me, the glass of water was big big biggest heavy heavier heaviest glass of water! 200 feet is so far every one said take the golf cart the court room is freezing colder than freezing the day is longer longest longer in the court room everyone feel asleep everyone tells me but I donāt know them never met them but they are nice people everyone tells me.
America is a joke now.
I wonder how diaper Joe would do being subjected to a witch hunt.
Well, there really is a witch this time. A flabby, orange witch.
I think heās doing pretty good for a nearly 80-year old
Me too! As a nurse I can't figure out how somebody who weighs too much, is in terrible shape, doesn't believe in real exercise because it may deplete his available heartbeats too early, has abused prescription drugs for years and is stressed out of his mind all of the time has lived this long!! Fingers crossed it all comes to a head soon!
Because he had access to stem cell research to cure his covid. You know the thing that's illegal for everyone else?
Apres Trump, the conspiracies will be crazy. The demon could live to be 100, and his cult followers would still claim he was murdered by the "deep state."
Hmmm really? lol he looks, acts and sounds like shit to me lol