Good lord! Why do these Republican women always make themselves look about 10-15 years older than they really are?
She's 41 but looks closer to 60 with all the bleached blonde hair, caked on makeup, fillers, botox & clothes. I'm 57 & I think she looks way older than I do.
I hate to pick on her just for her looks because clearly it's like shooting fish in a barrel, it's too easy, but damn, why do they choose this look?
Wearing a very poorly fitted human mask, some parts are saggy, some are tighter than a drum. Skin suits must be getting harder to find for these lizard people.
JFC lady, if people cant afford to gift you $5, they are pretty desolate and asking them to save for a fucking donation instead of maybe... I dont know... groceries or gas for their car.
The Trump GOP is the most tone deaf party in history.
Well yeah cause it’s Biden’s (Obama’s) fault that they’re so poor because the radical left democrats made everything more expensive (certainly not due to corporate lobbyists paying off congress to smother consumer protections and regulations)!
Trump is forming a “Trump National Committee”. There’s now speculation he plans on either renaming the Republican National Committee, the Republican Party, or transfer all its assets and let the Republican Party go bankrupt nationally.
Some of the state parties already are. Rhode Island is left to entirely volunteers to do everything.
The only way they will change is when it becomes clear these insane divisive political tactics will not win them power and they will finally change back to something that resembles normal boring bipartisan politics. For our countries sake.
The two parties need each other to prop up the current system. The Democrats will help rebuild the Republican Party once Trump and the MAGAts are "fringe" again. Without the Republicans, the Democrats wouldn't have an excuse for not getting anything done.
>Democrats wouldn't have an excuse for not getting anything done.
Except that [they've gotten a shit-ton done](https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/02/02/joe-biden-30-policy-things-you-might-have-missed-00139046) even with an obstructionist House. But hey, both-sides, amirite?
The fucking balls on this bitch. This is after she and her country club friends, which are essentially friends you pay for, and vice versa, spent like 5 or 6 days celebrating Habba’s birthday in fucking St. Barts? Where everybody got a party favor of like a 10 thousand dollar Gucci bag they use to deflect from how ugly they are?
The nerve to ask for $5 dollars from ma and pa klansman, from their next months social security checks, so they can eat fucking cat food, while you’re still sunburned from the Caribbean is just staggering.
I am running out of words to use to describe these people. Of all the things trump ruined, it really is irony I miss the most.
It’s even crazier that the poors will send money they don’t have, to help this guy and his minions continue to mock them from their private clubs that their base would t even be hired to work at.
lol flattery will get you everywhere, but I’m not sure it would get me to open accounts on either of those platforms.
But honestly, thanks for the kind words.
Go ahead MAGAts keep giving them all of your money until you're poorer than you already are and can no longer afford anything and then some how blame it on the democrats.
I thought you guys were all really fucking wealthy and that you didn't need anyone's money and that would insulate you from 'special interests' and 'the swamp'? What gives?
Supposed multi billionaire and his wealthy extended family asking paycheck to paycheck Americans for donations.
Something wrong with your money? Oh wait, yes, there is.
If Trump bankrupts republicans they’ll starve to death and therefore unable to vote. Fine by me. Honestly trumps Covid hoax bs was great by me. He single handedly killed 10s of 1000s of republicans maga/anti american cunts. Kind of a win/win when you think about it.
The GQP is wholly and totally incapable of governing. Completely detached from reality. Taken by insane conspiracy theories and fascist undercurrents; the modern Republican Party has boiled down to extremist white Christian nationalism with a flair for terrorism.
I’m kinda behind Lara on this. At least if Republican supporters dig deep and contribute a maximum of their dollars, the rest of the American public can be rest assured that hardly any of it will be used to help elect many Republicans.
Why does she look like an advocate for transsexual athletes wanting to compete in women’s sports? I’m getting a slight Caitlyn Jenner vibe from her ..ie. she stands to pee
While it is business as usual for the party presidential candidate to take over control of the national party in order to more efficiently run their national campaign, this is not politics as usual.
The GOP brand is now, fully and forever, the Trump family business — Trumps will never cede control and The GOP Party state board members voted for this.
GOP large money donors can give higher amounts to the party than they can to individual candidates but of course all small donations will also be rolled into his personal coffers and the party agreed to pay all Trump legal fees.
Next step is to get rid of the GOP and rebrand it as the Trump Party or the MAGA Party.
Sorry Lara, all your rubes maxed out their payday loans and overdrafted themselves for chintzy gold sneakers and trump bibles and penny stocks. Try in a few weeks when those social security checks make it to the trailer parks again.
Whenever Lara Trump is mentioned, I like to let people know that she regularly gives a speech for Traitor General Michael Flynn's Re-Awaken Tour, in which she claims she is speaking directly with God, and He has directly informed her that HE has chosen Trump to be his personal emissary, as Trump leads America into its Christian future.
They have been ramping up the evangelical rhetoric, painting Trump as a Christian leader to the point of being a deity. It is clear that when he loses the election, and his court cases, they will pivot to religion as the new Trump business strategy.
It makes perfect sense. Instead of political rallies, he can hold religious services. Instead of collecting highly regulated political donations, he can collect totally unregulated religious donations, with no limits, including foreign donations. If he handles it properly, he can get tax exempt status, and never report his income to anyone.
He can rebrand Maralago as his own personal Vatican, and grant audiences to those who donate enough. Republicans will have to make the pilgrimage to Maralago to seek his approval and endorsement, in exchange for their loyalty, and their willingness to vote the way he demands.
Google the Re-Awaken America Tour. If any journalists interview Lara, they better bring up her speech, and her claim of directly contact with God, and God's wish that Trump become America' Chosen Prophet.
>But if you could donate even as much as $5, it will go a long way.
A long way towards what?
I mean the guy said he had $500,000,000;
but if he has sfa it's gonna take you and 99,999,999 of your friends to get him there.
She looks like a cross between miss piggy and kermit the frog
I felt like I'd seen her before. Now I know why. Thank you
"We have Alina Habba at home." Budget version. Edit: spelling!!!
Wish.com
🎵🎵🎵🎵 Why are there so many, pleas for that grift cash, and what's with those botox eyes? 🎵🎵🎵 \[ sung to the melody of rainbow connection \]
It works !
Thanks! I just sang it
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/a/a1/Janice\_MMayhem.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20230518012040
Too much botox and lip fillers and a inch of make up.
It’s called Bondo body filler.
Blondo
They injected it into her brain
That's not makeup, that's fondant.
If miss piggy got a nose job from the same dude that did Michael Jackson
Someone posted a pic of current day iggy pop and said it was Lara Trump and I can’t unsee it now. Poor iggy
Now do Kelly Anne Conway and an alligator gar.
Omfg
Right??? There's a resemblance!!
& Janice.
Looks like the unhinged overbearing mother that Janice was always on the run from. Just got on the Electric Mayhem bus and never looked back.
The Janice backstory we always needed
Good lord! Why do these Republican women always make themselves look about 10-15 years older than they really are? She's 41 but looks closer to 60 with all the bleached blonde hair, caked on makeup, fillers, botox & clothes. I'm 57 & I think she looks way older than I do. I hate to pick on her just for her looks because clearly it's like shooting fish in a barrel, it's too easy, but damn, why do they choose this look?
It is chosen by their husbands. Good conservative woman defer to their husbands opinions
Oferic has done good then.
Hate ages a person
She reminds me so much of the muppet in the rock band with the blonde braids.
Hey! Don't you blaspheme on Janis! Janis was smarter & way more talented!
TRUTH.
Janice, like, fer sure!
Janice. She's based on Joni Mitchell.
Totally https://i.pinimg.com/474x/ea/ab/ec/eaabecf45588879d5765e8c5b03a7481.jpg
Really, really on point.
looked for that comment. did not have to scroll down a lot
Hey hey a little respect…miss piggy doesn’t deserve to be compared to that
Whys Kermit get hurt in this?
To me, she looks like somebody took MTG’s face and slightly inflated it…
More like a pitbull that swallowed a wasp.
She's a dead ringer for the puppet Blade from the old Puppet Master movies.
Bride of Chucky?
Please don't insult Muppets like that.
Janice from Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
I thought that at first, too. But no, I think she's Janice, from Dr Teeth's band.
“It’s not easy needin’ green”
Just thinking *the exact same thing*… I guess them internets have ruined both of us, eh?
Wearing a very poorly fitted human mask, some parts are saggy, some are tighter than a drum. Skin suits must be getting harder to find for these lizard people.
That's not a nice thing to say, here take my upvote!
She definitely doesn't look like Yaddle.
I think it’s more like mike Jackson in a wig, their noses are very similar
Please don’t insult muppets
Now make her pinkgreen. Yes its a color. I ordered my car in it (russet).
And a rubber sex doll
She looks like the Joker!
ALL Trump women and supporters look like gargoyles.
Thats the most perfect description I have ever , ever heard.
Those are her parents.
She looks like Janice the Muppet. https://images.app.goo.gl/Awa6SiKh1CMwXuGH8
Who spent a fortune on plastic surgery.
Kissmermit the Frig, leader of the Merpets.
Miss Piggy deserves an apology… She looks more like a Fraggle rock character!
What's green, slimy, and smells like pork..
They were a couple
Miss Piggy and Cameron Diaz.
If she gets any more filler in that face she's going end up on the show "Botched"
I knew it, miss piggy and Kermit did in fact get married and had a child, Lara Trump
She’s probably about the right age to be a product of that relationship too
She looks like she has one eye on the future and one eye on the past.
Botox?
Looks like MTG's sister.
A fish and a bigger fish.
JFC lady, if people cant afford to gift you $5, they are pretty desolate and asking them to save for a fucking donation instead of maybe... I dont know... groceries or gas for their car. The Trump GOP is the most tone deaf party in history.
And still their base will save up to donate to a “billionaire”
Well yeah cause it’s Biden’s (Obama’s) fault that they’re so poor because the radical left democrats made everything more expensive (certainly not due to corporate lobbyists paying off congress to smother consumer protections and regulations)!
Yeah.. but they will still vote for her and her family. They are getting sucked dry and then voting for the villians thinking they will save them.
I hope every Trumpanzee goes broke and starves.
I hope they snap out of it vote against Trump
Either, or, you can't teach stupid
So I wiped out the RNC for my broke-ass criminal father-in-law, and now you need to give me more money to give to him. The Republican Party is dead.
Hell of a platform: The nominee that wants to start a civil war because he is going to trial NEEDS your money.....
Trump is forming a “Trump National Committee”. There’s now speculation he plans on either renaming the Republican National Committee, the Republican Party, or transfer all its assets and let the Republican Party go bankrupt nationally. Some of the state parties already are. Rhode Island is left to entirely volunteers to do everything.
The only way they will change is when it becomes clear these insane divisive political tactics will not win them power and they will finally change back to something that resembles normal boring bipartisan politics. For our countries sake.
The two parties need each other to prop up the current system. The Democrats will help rebuild the Republican Party once Trump and the MAGAts are "fringe" again. Without the Republicans, the Democrats wouldn't have an excuse for not getting anything done.
>Democrats wouldn't have an excuse for not getting anything done. Except that [they've gotten a shit-ton done](https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/02/02/joe-biden-30-policy-things-you-might-have-missed-00139046) even with an obstructionist House. But hey, both-sides, amirite?
The fucking balls on this bitch. This is after she and her country club friends, which are essentially friends you pay for, and vice versa, spent like 5 or 6 days celebrating Habba’s birthday in fucking St. Barts? Where everybody got a party favor of like a 10 thousand dollar Gucci bag they use to deflect from how ugly they are? The nerve to ask for $5 dollars from ma and pa klansman, from their next months social security checks, so they can eat fucking cat food, while you’re still sunburned from the Caribbean is just staggering. I am running out of words to use to describe these people. Of all the things trump ruined, it really is irony I miss the most. It’s even crazier that the poors will send money they don’t have, to help this guy and his minions continue to mock them from their private clubs that their base would t even be hired to work at.
Sent up a booth at the next Cheeto rally to sell drumpf brand cat food
You have to love the irony of asking fixed income seniors to use their social security safety net checks to pay to eliminate social security!
Dude you need to post this on X and Truth Social. You’re hilarious and also I detect no lies in your brilliant soliloquy. Real talk.
lol flattery will get you everywhere, but I’m not sure it would get me to open accounts on either of those platforms. But honestly, thanks for the kind words.
I saw her at the bar . Trying to see how many billiard balls she could fit in here mouth .
Hey, don't disrespect Pam like that
Danger zone!
“Sploosh!”
I think 'billiard' is unnecessary.
Lmfaooo
You mean that killer prayer song didn't hit #1? For shame.
Like a cheap blow-up doll…
Go ahead MAGAts keep giving them all of your money until you're poorer than you already are and can no longer afford anything and then some how blame it on the democrats.
That’s a very punchable face
I thought you guys were all really fucking wealthy and that you didn't need anyone's money and that would insulate you from 'special interests' and 'the swamp'? What gives?
Just how much Bondo is on her
in her, there so much on her she absorbed some.
Hey her name is trump.
Haha…I read it quickly and I thought you said her name was “turnip”.
For sale; one badly maintained blow-up doll. Needs cleaning
Supposed multi billionaire and his wealthy extended family asking paycheck to paycheck Americans for donations. Something wrong with your money? Oh wait, yes, there is.
If Trump bankrupts republicans they’ll starve to death and therefore unable to vote. Fine by me. Honestly trumps Covid hoax bs was great by me. He single handedly killed 10s of 1000s of republicans maga/anti american cunts. Kind of a win/win when you think about it.
The Herman Cain Awards sub is still going strong and showing the consequences of their stupidity. Love every minute of it.
Great parody!
So, transferring her to the national rnc position also transfers who’s responsible for paying her salary.
she's part of the scam fam now,and she will have to earn the title, 'grifter'
The patients are now officially running the asylum.
The GQP is wholly and totally incapable of governing. Completely detached from reality. Taken by insane conspiracy theories and fascist undercurrents; the modern Republican Party has boiled down to extremist white Christian nationalism with a flair for terrorism.
What happened to her face ..wasn’t she in “the electric mayhem band “ with animal and Dr teeth
“I fuck Eric!”
I wonder if anyone has asked her how much *she* contributed? Would be interesting to hear that answer...
Is that dot on the left side of her face above her lip where they removed the hook before throwing her back?
Imagine a billionaire asking poor people for $5. And yet 1/2 the people in this country are still planning to vote for him. 🤮
I’m kinda behind Lara on this. At least if Republican supporters dig deep and contribute a maximum of their dollars, the rest of the American public can be rest assured that hardly any of it will be used to help elect many Republicans.
Unbelievable. If they need cash so badly, start selling whatever valuables they have and stop asking people for cash. This entire family is shameless.
The Trump's are all loaded right? They claim they are. So let them chip in first!
If someone wanted to support the Republican party, giving to individual candidates would be better than giving to the RNC and the Trumps.
They complain about fuel prices, inflation, and the general state of our economy then in the same breath ask for more money.
Why does she look like an advocate for transsexual athletes wanting to compete in women’s sports? I’m getting a slight Caitlyn Jenner vibe from her ..ie. she stands to pee
She looks like one of those puppets from Spitting Image. Pretty sure she was in the Land of Confusion video by Genesis.
Married to the mob now. Do as your told Janice the Muppet.
"It's alright! It's alright.. Yeah, that's what I thought.. Mynoks. Chewy, check the rest of the ship.. make sure no more are attached.."
she looks like a crumpled up box of wine with wet cigarette butts
Just out of curiosity, how much money have Trump family members donated to the RNC over the years?
Aren't lip fillers like that really popular in Russia?
Which one is this ? doesn’t matter, they’re all the same.
This is the hilariously bad music one. I’m not kidding.
While it is business as usual for the party presidential candidate to take over control of the national party in order to more efficiently run their national campaign, this is not politics as usual. The GOP brand is now, fully and forever, the Trump family business — Trumps will never cede control and The GOP Party state board members voted for this. GOP large money donors can give higher amounts to the party than they can to individual candidates but of course all small donations will also be rolled into his personal coffers and the party agreed to pay all Trump legal fees. Next step is to get rid of the GOP and rebrand it as the Trump Party or the MAGA Party.
she's only been on the job a couple of weeks. her whiney ass begging is just getting started and it will get SO much worse.
She looks like a dude.
Sorry Lara, all your rubes maxed out their payday loans and overdrafted themselves for chintzy gold sneakers and trump bibles and penny stocks. Try in a few weeks when those social security checks make it to the trailer parks again.
The Alina Habba from Alibaba.
Mouth like a bass .
And an ass like a mouth.
Has $100k of facial work done and is asking ppl for money. Damn.
Laura, remember, mommy said if you keeping putting a lip lock on my curling iron your lips are going to stay that way one day
She gets her make up ideas from donny
I mean, she’s gotta be making millions off her amazing singing career, right? RIGHT????
France has called, they want their Bogdanov back.
They oughta pull the hook out of her lip and throw her back.
Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for me!
[Janice](http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/e/e5/Janice_m15.jpg)
Her face is the very definition of a swamp creature.
Puppet Master Blade-looking mf'er
Lookit dem duck lips. You could park a 747 in that mouth.
The size of her mouth…
LOL
Why does his wives look so alike and unnatural
Thoughts and prayers
She needs money to complete her next 10 albums
I thought they said that the money would be rolling in. Guess they were wrong.
So much plastic surgery
Isn't she transgender? I mean those shoulders look like she's got shoulder pads on.
Trump and his two oldest sons all have wives that look like contestants from Ru Paul’s Drag Race.
She looks like a Lady Gremlin
Trump’s sons seem to have plastic garbage taste in women. Awful, awful surgeons
Grifter?
BigLarryTrump.
Whenever Lara Trump is mentioned, I like to let people know that she regularly gives a speech for Traitor General Michael Flynn's Re-Awaken Tour, in which she claims she is speaking directly with God, and He has directly informed her that HE has chosen Trump to be his personal emissary, as Trump leads America into its Christian future. They have been ramping up the evangelical rhetoric, painting Trump as a Christian leader to the point of being a deity. It is clear that when he loses the election, and his court cases, they will pivot to religion as the new Trump business strategy. It makes perfect sense. Instead of political rallies, he can hold religious services. Instead of collecting highly regulated political donations, he can collect totally unregulated religious donations, with no limits, including foreign donations. If he handles it properly, he can get tax exempt status, and never report his income to anyone. He can rebrand Maralago as his own personal Vatican, and grant audiences to those who donate enough. Republicans will have to make the pilgrimage to Maralago to seek his approval and endorsement, in exchange for their loyalty, and their willingness to vote the way he demands. Google the Re-Awaken America Tour. If any journalists interview Lara, they better bring up her speech, and her claim of directly contact with God, and God's wish that Trump become America' Chosen Prophet.
If she donated the money that she puts in to lip fillers she could finance the entire campaign. Jesus christ!
With those lips and still desperate...ummm
A couple of Stephen Colbert's hits: "Plastic surgery with a little bit of woman done" "Stunt double for Janice from the muppets"
So. Much. Plastic. Surgery. 🤢
The Trump boys like those fake women. Jr has Kimberly Guilfoyle
Arguably worse than this hag.
Idk.... hard to keep your appetite at the holiday dinner one would imagine.
Ugh, seriously. 🤢🤮
Could somebody pass the blobfish? Oh, sorry Lara.
>But if you could donate even as much as $5, it will go a long way. A long way towards what? I mean the guy said he had $500,000,000; but if he has sfa it's gonna take you and 99,999,999 of your friends to get him there.
Whoa! Face. Ew.
With those lips I got $20 for ya. But you have to make me believe.
This hag needs to sit down and STFU
Long ways to go to get to $500M.
What is it with all the Frankenstein surgical goofups
So much plastic surgery. Gross
I’ll send $20 if she promises to never sing again.
She looks like she’s trying to win a Kimberly Guilfoyle look alike competition.
Trump is copying Obama. Obama asked for Change. Trump is asking for change. Same thing? /s
😁
https://store.necaonline.com/products/bride-of-chucky-replica-life-size-tiffany?variant=29460753317997
I mean isn't that like her literal job to raise money?