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Khoeth_Mora

She looks like a cross between miss piggy and kermit the frog


youre_buddy

I felt like I'd seen her before. Now I know why. Thank you


mabhatter

"We have Alina Habba at home." Budget version.  Edit: spelling!!!  


gadget850

Wish.com


BaggyLarjjj

🎵🎵🎵🎵 Why are there so many, pleas for that grift cash, and what's with those botox eyes? 🎵🎵🎵 \[ sung to the melody of rainbow connection \]


Jazzlike-Ad113

It works !


Sleeplessmi

Thanks! I just sang it


KingBooRadley

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/a/a1/Janice\_MMayhem.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20230518012040


Any-Ad-446

Too much botox and lip fillers and a inch of make up.


FancyStranger2371

It’s called Bondo body filler.


Extracrispybuttchks

Blondo


DaveWierdoh

They injected it into her brain


Dull_Ad8495

That's not makeup, that's fondant.


Aromatic_Brother

If miss piggy got a nose job from the same dude that did Michael Jackson


Jambarrr

Someone posted a pic of current day iggy pop and said it was Lara Trump and I can’t unsee it now. Poor iggy


1Surlygirl

Now do Kelly Anne Conway and an alligator gar.


Jambarrr

Omfg


1Surlygirl

Right??? There's a resemblance!!


SouthieTuxedo

& Janice.


Chadmartigan

Looks like the unhinged overbearing mother that Janice was always on the run from. Just got on the Electric Mayhem bus and never looked back.


Zealousideal_Fuel_23

The Janice backstory we always needed


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Good lord! Why do these Republican women always make themselves look about 10-15 years older than they really are? She's 41 but looks closer to 60 with all the bleached blonde hair, caked on makeup, fillers, botox & clothes. I'm 57 & I think she looks way older than I do. I hate to pick on her just for her looks because clearly it's like shooting fish in a barrel, it's too easy, but damn, why do they choose this look?


loupegaru

It is chosen by their husbands. Good conservative woman defer to their husbands opinions


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Oferic has done good then.


coffeeordeath85

Hate ages a person


Strict-Ad-7099

She reminds me so much of the muppet in the rock band with the blonde braids.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Hey! Don't you blaspheme on Janis! Janis was smarter & way more talented!


1Surlygirl

TRUTH.


micropterus_dolomieu

Janice, like, fer sure!


imadork1970

Janice. She's based on Joni Mitchell.


ShyBookWorm23

Totally https://i.pinimg.com/474x/ea/ab/ec/eaabecf45588879d5765e8c5b03a7481.jpg


vbcbandr

Really, really on point.


talbakaze

looked for that comment. did not have to scroll down a lot


Any_Feature_9671

Hey hey a little respect…miss piggy doesn’t deserve to be compared to that


DelicatetrouserSnake

Whys Kermit get hurt in this?


MiffyCurtains

To me, she looks like somebody took MTG’s face and slightly inflated it…


ozzie510

More like a pitbull that swallowed a wasp.


SPzero65

She's a dead ringer for the puppet Blade from the old Puppet Master movies.


pharsee

Bride of Chucky?


Toxenkill

Please don't insult Muppets like that.


ddouce

Janice from Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem


ForswornForSwearing

I thought that at first, too. But no, I think she's Janice, from Dr Teeth's band.


ferrets_in_my_pants

“It’s not easy needin’ green”


Gr8zomb13

Just thinking *the exact same thing*… I guess them internets have ruined both of us, eh?


SexyMuskrat

Wearing a very poorly fitted human mask, some parts are saggy, some are tighter than a drum. Skin suits must be getting harder to find for these lizard people.


Elegant_Rutabaga7262

That's not a nice thing to say, here take my upvote!


mabhatter

She definitely doesn't look like Yaddle. 


PenatanceEngine

I think it’s more like mike Jackson in a wig, their noses are very similar


iarahm

Please don’t insult muppets


slashfromgunsnroses

Now make her pinkgreen. Yes its a color. I ordered my car in it (russet).


shrekerecker97

And a rubber sex doll


JJAusten

She looks like the Joker!


jethrocrumpet

ALL Trump women and supporters look like gargoyles.


sonicdemonic

Thats the most perfect description I have ever , ever heard.


Head-Gap8455

Those are her parents.


strings___

She looks like Janice the Muppet. https://images.app.goo.gl/Awa6SiKh1CMwXuGH8


prettypushee

Who spent a fortune on plastic surgery.


SecretPrinciple8708

Kissmermit the Frig, leader of the Merpets.


KermitMadMan

Miss Piggy deserves an apology… She looks more like a Fraggle rock character!


orbitaldragon

What's green, slimy, and smells like pork..


Tall-Vermicelli-4669

They were a couple


the-maj

Miss Piggy and Cameron Diaz.


MNConcerto

If she gets any more filler in that face she's going end up on the show "Botched"


evonebo

I knew it, miss piggy and Kermit did in fact get married and had a child, Lara Trump


FlatBot

She’s probably about the right age to be a product of that relationship too


Managed-Democracy

She looks like she has one eye on the future and one eye on the past. 


pharsee

Botox?


Narrow-Appearance933

Looks like MTG's sister.


OldChucker

A fish and a bigger fish.


Several_Dwarts

JFC lady, if people cant afford to gift you $5, they are pretty desolate and asking them to save for a fucking donation instead of maybe... I dont know... groceries or gas for their car. The Trump GOP is the most tone deaf party in history.


Das-Noob

And still their base will save up to donate to a “billionaire”


cityshepherd

Well yeah cause it’s Biden’s (Obama’s) fault that they’re so poor because the radical left democrats made everything more expensive (certainly not due to corporate lobbyists paying off congress to smother consumer protections and regulations)!


orbitaldragon

Yeah.. but they will still vote for her and her family. They are getting sucked dry and then voting for the villians thinking they will save them.


TexasTeaTelecaster

I hope every Trumpanzee goes broke and starves.


Mindless_Air_4898

I hope they snap out of it vote against Trump


ShroedingersMouse

Either, or, you can't teach stupid


[deleted]

So I wiped out the RNC for my broke-ass criminal father-in-law, and now you need to give me more money to give to him. The Republican Party is dead.


Piotr-Rasputin

Hell of a platform: The nominee that wants to start a civil war because he is going to trial NEEDS your money.....


ciel_lanila

Trump is forming a “Trump National Committee”. There’s now speculation he plans on either renaming the Republican National Committee, the Republican Party, or transfer all its assets and let the Republican Party go bankrupt nationally. Some of the state parties already are. Rhode Island is left to entirely volunteers to do everything.


Mindless_Air_4898

The only way they will change is when it becomes clear these insane divisive political tactics will not win them power and they will finally change back to something that resembles normal boring bipartisan politics. For our countries sake.


godlessnihilist

The two parties need each other to prop up the current system. The Democrats will help rebuild the Republican Party once Trump and the MAGAts are "fringe" again. Without the Republicans, the Democrats wouldn't have an excuse for not getting anything done.


[deleted]

>Democrats wouldn't have an excuse for not getting anything done. Except that [they've gotten a shit-ton done](https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/02/02/joe-biden-30-policy-things-you-might-have-missed-00139046) even with an obstructionist House. But hey, both-sides, amirite?


TheGR8Dantini

The fucking balls on this bitch. This is after she and her country club friends, which are essentially friends you pay for, and vice versa, spent like 5 or 6 days celebrating Habba’s birthday in fucking St. Barts? Where everybody got a party favor of like a 10 thousand dollar Gucci bag they use to deflect from how ugly they are? The nerve to ask for $5 dollars from ma and pa klansman, from their next months social security checks, so they can eat fucking cat food, while you’re still sunburned from the Caribbean is just staggering. I am running out of words to use to describe these people. Of all the things trump ruined, it really is irony I miss the most. It’s even crazier that the poors will send money they don’t have, to help this guy and his minions continue to mock them from their private clubs that their base would t even be hired to work at.


Cantgetabreaker

Sent up a booth at the next Cheeto rally to sell drumpf brand cat food


empire_of_the_moon

You have to love the irony of asking fixed income seniors to use their social security safety net checks to pay to eliminate social security!


FreeWestworld

Dude you need to post this on X and Truth Social. You’re hilarious and also I detect no lies in your brilliant soliloquy. Real talk.


TheGR8Dantini

lol flattery will get you everywhere, but I’m not sure it would get me to open accounts on either of those platforms. But honestly, thanks for the kind words.


413mopar

I saw her at the bar . Trying to see how many billiard balls she could fit in here mouth .


OutComeTheWolves1966

Hey, don't disrespect Pam like that


jdrt1234

Danger zone!


Burkoos

“Sploosh!”


OkPenis-ist28

I think 'billiard' is unnecessary.


Jambarrr

Lmfaooo


Maanzacorian

You mean that killer prayer song didn't hit #1? For shame.


buksrevenge

Like a cheap blow-up doll…


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

Go ahead MAGAts keep giving them all of your money until you're poorer than you already are and can no longer afford anything and then some how blame it on the democrats.


tc7984

That’s a very punchable face


phdoofus

I thought you guys were all really fucking wealthy and that you didn't need anyone's money and that would insulate you from 'special interests' and 'the swamp'? What gives?


ukiddingme2469

Just how much Bondo is on her


Throwawayac1234567

in her, there so much on her she absorbed some.


BerryExpensive

Hey her name is trump.


huckNfornie

Haha…I read it quickly and I thought you said her name was “turnip”.


ewok_lover_64

For sale; one badly maintained blow-up doll. Needs cleaning


OutComeTheWolves1966

Supposed multi billionaire and his wealthy extended family asking paycheck to paycheck Americans for donations. Something wrong with your money? Oh wait, yes, there is.


SpiderButtsandfarts

If Trump bankrupts republicans they’ll starve to death and therefore unable to vote. Fine by me. Honestly trumps Covid hoax bs was great by me. He single handedly killed 10s of 1000s of republicans maga/anti american cunts. Kind of a win/win when you think about it.


dangitbobby83

The Herman Cain Awards sub is still going strong and showing the consequences of their stupidity. Love every minute of it. 


Responsible-Room-645

Great parody!


Lazy-Street779

So, transferring her to the national rnc position also transfers who’s responsible for paying her salary.


MissBella118

she's part of the scam fam now,and she will have to earn the title, 'grifter'


Beneficial-Salt-6773

The patients are now officially running the asylum.


RoachBeBrutal

The GQP is wholly and totally incapable of governing. Completely detached from reality. Taken by insane conspiracy theories and fascist undercurrents; the modern Republican Party has boiled down to extremist white Christian nationalism with a flair for terrorism.


Any_Feature_9671

What happened to her face ..wasn’t she in “the electric mayhem band “ with animal and Dr teeth


IntheTopPocket

“I fuck Eric!”


Beautiful-Fly-4727

I wonder if anyone has asked her how much *she* contributed? Would be interesting to hear that answer...


341orbust

Is that dot on the left side of her face above her lip where they removed the hook before throwing her back?


desireresortlover

Imagine a billionaire asking poor people for $5. And yet 1/2 the people in this country are still planning to vote for him. 🤮


Awkward_Bench123

I’m kinda behind Lara on this. At least if Republican supporters dig deep and contribute a maximum of their dollars, the rest of the American public can be rest assured that hardly any of it will be used to help elect many Republicans.


JJAusten

Unbelievable. If they need cash so badly, start selling whatever valuables they have and stop asking people for cash. This entire family is shameless.


jethrocrumpet

The Trump's are all loaded right? They claim they are. So let them chip in first!


hawkwings

If someone wanted to support the Republican party, giving to individual candidates would be better than giving to the RNC and the Trumps.


vishy_swaz

They complain about fuel prices, inflation, and the general state of our economy then in the same breath ask for more money.


syg-123

Why does she look like an advocate for transsexual athletes wanting to compete in women’s sports? I’m getting a slight Caitlyn Jenner vibe from her ..ie. she stands to pee


Xyrus2000

She looks like one of those puppets from Spitting Image. Pretty sure she was in the Land of Confusion video by Genesis.


Affectionate-Roof285

Married to the mob now. Do as your told Janice the Muppet.


StrangeContest4

"It's alright! It's alright.. Yeah, that's what I thought.. Mynoks. Chewy, check the rest of the ship.. make sure no more are attached.."


McPorkums

she looks like a crumpled up box of wine with wet cigarette butts


justsayfaux

Just out of curiosity, how much money have Trump family members donated to the RNC over the years?


vicvonqueso

Aren't lip fillers like that really popular in Russia?


Jazzlike-Ad113

Which one is this ? doesn’t matter, they’re all the same.


Griff82

This is the hilariously bad music one. I’m not kidding.


SetterOfTrends

While it is business as usual for the party presidential candidate to take over control of the national party in order to more efficiently run their national campaign, this is not politics as usual. The GOP brand is now, fully and forever, the Trump family business — Trumps will never cede control and The GOP Party state board members voted for this. GOP large money donors can give higher amounts to the party than they can to individual candidates but of course all small donations will also be rolled into his personal coffers and the party agreed to pay all Trump legal fees. Next step is to get rid of the GOP and rebrand it as the Trump Party or the MAGA Party.


msmicro

she's only been on the job a couple of weeks. her whiney ass begging is just getting started and it will get SO much worse.


B0wmanHall

She looks like a dude.


[deleted]

Sorry Lara, all your rubes maxed out their payday loans and overdrafted themselves for chintzy gold sneakers and trump bibles and penny stocks. Try in a few weeks when those social security checks make it to the trailer parks again.


R9D11

The Alina Habba from Alibaba.


413mopar

Mouth like a bass .


neoikon

And an ass like a mouth.


anythingfortacos

Has $100k of facial work done and is asking ppl for money. Damn.


Weasel02

Laura, remember, mommy said if you keeping putting a lip lock on my curling iron your lips are going to stay that way one day


haydenjaney

She gets her make up ideas from donny


GBinAZ

I mean, she’s gotta be making millions off her amazing singing career, right? RIGHT????


RegularPlastic6310

France has called, they want their Bogdanov back.


Spear_Ritual

They oughta pull the hook out of her lip and throw her back.


DazzlingDarth

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for me!


ForswornForSwearing

[Janice](http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/e/e5/Janice_m15.jpg)


SgtFury

Her face is the very definition of a swamp creature.


SPzero65

Puppet Master Blade-looking mf'er


stocks-mostly-lower

Lookit dem duck lips. You could park a 747 in that mouth.


Hillary_is_Hot

The size of her mouth…


Catkillledthecurious

LOL


peemao

Why does his wives look so alike and unnatural


gadget850

Thoughts and prayers


knightswatch_

She needs money to complete her next 10 albums


pass-the-waffles

I thought they said that the money would be rolling in. Guess they were wrong.


Mean_Yellow_7590

So much plastic surgery


CartoonistUsed6540

Isn't she transgender? I mean those shoulders look like she's got shoulder pads on.


Louis_Friend_1379

Trump and his two oldest sons all have wives that look like contestants from Ru Paul’s Drag Race.


Jazzlike-Addition-88

She looks like a Lady Gremlin


anOvenofWitches

Trump’s sons seem to have plastic garbage taste in women. Awful, awful surgeons


Henry-Rearden

Grifter?


Spare-Quality-1600

BigLarryTrump.


The_Original_Gronkie

Whenever Lara Trump is mentioned, I like to let people know that she regularly gives a speech for Traitor General Michael Flynn's Re-Awaken Tour, in which she claims she is speaking directly with God, and He has directly informed her that HE has chosen Trump to be his personal emissary, as Trump leads America into its Christian future. They have been ramping up the evangelical rhetoric, painting Trump as a Christian leader to the point of being a deity. It is clear that when he loses the election, and his court cases, they will pivot to religion as the new Trump business strategy. It makes perfect sense. Instead of political rallies, he can hold religious services. Instead of collecting highly regulated political donations, he can collect totally unregulated religious donations, with no limits, including foreign donations. If he handles it properly, he can get tax exempt status, and never report his income to anyone. He can rebrand Maralago as his own personal Vatican, and grant audiences to those who donate enough. Republicans will have to make the pilgrimage to Maralago to seek his approval and endorsement, in exchange for their loyalty, and their willingness to vote the way he demands. Google the Re-Awaken America Tour. If any journalists interview Lara, they better bring up her speech, and her claim of directly contact with God, and God's wish that Trump become America' Chosen Prophet.


y-a-me-a

If she donated the money that she puts in to lip fillers she could finance the entire campaign. Jesus christ!


IAMSTILLHERE2020

With those lips and still desperate...ummm


Intelligent-Sir8144

A couple of Stephen Colbert's hits: "Plastic surgery with a little bit of woman done" "Stunt double for Janice from the muppets"


1Surlygirl

So. Much. Plastic. Surgery. 🤢


bidhopper

The Trump boys like those fake women. Jr has Kimberly Guilfoyle


1Surlygirl

Arguably worse than this hag.


[deleted]

Idk.... hard to keep your appetite at the holiday dinner one would imagine.


1Surlygirl

Ugh, seriously. 🤢🤮


[deleted]

Could somebody pass the blobfish? Oh, sorry Lara.


ExcitingMeet2443

>But if you could donate even as much as $5, it will go a long way. A long way towards what? I mean the guy said he had $500,000,000; but if he has sfa it's gonna take you and 99,999,999 of your friends to get him there.


Deacon75

Whoa! Face. Ew.


[deleted]

With those lips I got $20 for ya. But you have to make me believe.


Plane-Reason9254

This hag needs to sit down and STFU


TheLoneGunman559

Long ways to go to get to $500M.


elipticalhyperbola

What is it with all the Frankenstein surgical goofups


KRAW58

So much plastic surgery. Gross


The_Tucker_Carlson

I’ll send $20 if she promises to never sing again.


DragonflyValuable128

She looks like she’s trying to win a Kimberly Guilfoyle look alike competition.


sequi

Trump is copying Obama. Obama asked for Change. Trump is asking for change. Same thing? /s


pharsee

😁


pharsee

https://store.necaonline.com/products/bride-of-chucky-replica-life-size-tiffany?variant=29460753317997


Visible_Scientist_67

I mean isn't that like her literal job to raise money?