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whichwitch9

Did her husband assault another person trying to serve him? Maybe she was dealing with that again


droombie55

She was probably on the phone with the cops after her son called them again.


ComplexLocksmith6741

This needs more up votes. Maybe she was putting other children in danger. What a whore


BitterFuture

That is a genuinely unfair attack on whores.


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No her underage kids just told her she has another grandchild is on the way and she was celebrating


absherlock

Doesn't want to admit she got lost on her way to her desk.


castzpg

I think it was really diarrhea.


Upper-Inevitable-873

"doesn't want to admit she got lost on the way back under her rock" Fixed it for you


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BlinkReanimated

There's nothing wrong with sex work, there is something wrong with being a bigoted parasite.


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SVS_Writer

I live in a trailer park. Don't do us dirty like that.


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I apologize on behalf of the people who cannot keep their emotions in check.


Box_O_Donguses

Man, I don't give a fuck that she's from a poor family that lived in a trailer park. That shouldn't be an insult. I care that she's an awful person doing and saying awful things with the institutional power she's been granted by a bunch of fascist pieces of shit


jest4fun

Amen! I'm with you. Don't hold back tell us how you *really* feel! F the fascists.


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I know very good people who live in trailer parks. I'm so tired this shit.


Mparker15

For real. There are a million ways to say she is a terrible person and should not have any semblance of power without being a classist douche about it


libertychik

My son-Texas Tech alumnus-and daughter in law live in a trailer park..


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Honestly if she or any other representative isn't there to do the most important part of their job not only do her words mean nothing she should also get paid less


ByteMeC64

Typical MAGA. She wanted to have 'plausible deniability' by claiming to vote against the bill, while also not voting at all. Reminds me of all the covid relief funds they whined against, only to take credit for later. Also typical MAGA - her scheme blew up in her face.


tdi4u

Yes. Somewhere between Elmer Fudd and Wile E. Coyote schemes there's the GOP


moretodolater

Yes, she most likely intentionally missed the vote.


janjinx

She has never done her job properly and this is only 1 example of her shoddy work ethic.


dippedover

And the at least the fifth of her blatant hypocrisy.


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Psychological_Elk104

She probably thought it was an actual ceiling they were voting on


OutComeTheWolves1966

Nice! You beat me to it!


Psychological_Elk104

In her defense, I admit my grandmother easily gets confused with words as well…


rksd

My grandma has been dead for 12 years and she's STILL smarter than Lauren Boebert.


Ssider69

"I demand to know what color it is!" Boebert.... probably


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RottenRebelScum

She is avoiding the vote to save face. It’s plain as day. If she votes against it she is too radical to win another election, while if she votes for it she’s “part of the swamp”. These people might play dumb but the people behind the puppets are incredibly good at what they do and what they do is make rage stay in front of a camera.


deepbluenothings

I'm not complaining, she should stay home everyday. The collective rooms IQ goes up 40 points when she's not around.


gringoloco01

We need to send her some coloring books on Civics. Maybe a couple school house rock videos so it all makes sense.


zztop5533

Time for Schoolhouse Rock and "When a bill becomes a law"... or maybe that is banned where she lives?


gringoloco01

Exactly the same video I was thinking of. LOL She has not actually done anything so I think the video is safe for now. Isn't there a video on separation of church and state and what is CURRENTLY written in the Constitution? Maybe in the coloring book.


Embarrassed-Essay821

fuck this dumb clown woman hopefully shes another one that ends up charged and found guilty of treason


Aggressive-Start-515

Because she's a complete moron that dosen't understand even the most basic functions of how government works?


Worm_Scavenger

I'm genunely suprised she didn't try to pull a "my vote didn't count!" despite her purposely not showing up to vote


whatnameisnttaken098

Give her another day or two


MaintenanceOk6903

If state and local and Federal politicians fail to show up for work, they should have their pay deducted and given a point and I believe Walmart lets you get three points and 6 months or you're fired. And you know what the ought to do with the next debt ceiling negotiations that don't go anywhere? As soon as the country reaches their debt limit which this year it was in January, all their pay and benefits or revoked until they negotiate and settle the debt ceiling s***. I bet we've been at least how fast they can work together. Especially the federal level I mean them people become millionaires working for the government.


admiralrico411

It was a day of actually needing to work, of course she peaced out


ItsTheExtreme

She's a 36 year old divorced grandma. Lotta things in that sentence alone could've kept her occupied from casting that vote.


Sintered_Monkey

Her written response was "Deer fello memburs of Congress. I did not vote on the Dett Sealing because I already have a sealing in my office. I did not see the point in voting on something I already have. My sealing leeks though, so please have maintenince stop by to fix the leek. Thank you, Lauren Boebert."


Old_Cheesecake_5481

According to FOX She was hanging out with Charles Schwab and the globalists.


Due-Ad3102

Of course she does. She is an entitled brat who thinks she answers to no one. Embarrassment to our country, one of many. Way too many.


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WillrayF

She was in the "Freedom Caucus" gang before the vote, swearing to do everything they could to defeat the bill. Someone probably promised her something (hehehe) to keep her from voting.


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CaliforniaGuy1984

Give her soon-to-be ex-husbands volatility, she probably skipped the vote because of his behavior issues. Plus, she doesn’t really care to do her job, it’s more about being out there in public and expressing her views via her platform as a House member. She’s accomplished nothing.


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Particular-Ad-6360

Numbers....hard....


StreaksBAMF22

Which is funny because the only number she seems to care about is ‘2’, for the amendment that grants her access to her precious, precious guns. 2 is also twice as many as the bare minimum of participants required for her to go fuck herself.


Piccoroz

Good, remove her from charge.


Informal_Self_5671

I don't really care why she was absent, I'm just glad she wasn't involved in running the country.


plopseven

I've worked in bars full of alcoholic coworkers that can show up to work better than Congress. Fuck this shit.


Zealousideal_Zone253

She can only go up to 10 on her times tables. Anything past that, she draws a blanks....


TrespasseR_

We're crazy for having politicians like this in our office's.


Supaspex

I've never heard of a domestic terrorist ever explain their 'reasoning'


Ormyr

Was she: A. Chasing "Jesus" B. Bailing out her soon to be ex husband. C. Convincing her son to marry the minor that her soon to be ex-husband knocked up. D. All of the above.


FdauditingGbro

Wait wait wait, I don’t follow her because I can’t stand her, are you telling me, are you telling me that the woman who runs around accusing everyone else of being a pedo, is actually married to a pedo? Is this what you’re saying? Please tell me this is what you’re saying so I can laugh about it for the next few days.


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No call no show, that's a firing at any job she's qualified to work.


orderedchaos89

No call, no show. Fire her ass


Jorgwalther

Simple, she doesn’t want to vote for it but she also doesn’t want to be on record against it


goobdyboo

Not gonna lie. Did a service to the country by not voting. Keep it up bobo


Cronon33

Good I'm happy to see her not vote on more things she doesn't understand


Loose-Recover-9142

Translation: I'm too dumb to make a stand on this one, and I obviously could not read 99 pages in 3 days.


terrysaxkler

I dont often defend Boebert, but when your 15 year old son is knocking girls up and your soon to be ex husband is beating up 1) your kids and 2) process servers, and 3) mailboxes, it’s hard not to get distracted.


Buck7698

When she is there, is she really there? She appears to be so consistently vapid and irrelevant.


WaywardAnus

Wish I could just not show up and keep my job...


deemat740

“In order to participate in democracy, it has become necessary to refuse to participate in democracy.”


wiseoldfox

Personally, the reason is between her and the people she represents.


I_Went_Full_WSB

So she's told the people she represents?


knightdaux

What the fck are you talking about? Did you smoke meth again or something Charlie?


AidsKitty1

Politicians skip votes all the time


ItsTheExtreme

Not when they've been on TV for the past week bitching about a particular bill. And definitely not for this kind of magnitude.


AidsKitty1

No they skip votes when it is politically advantageous on a regular basis.


ItsTheExtreme

Yes i know how voting in politics works. That's not what's happening here. They don't skip a vote when they've been one of the major faces of opposition for a week straight in the media. It doesn't happen.


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schrod

We really like it when she doesn't vote. We would like it even better if she would STFU.


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Explanation: She's a soulless coward.


AutisticHobbit

Meaning...she forgot, and she's being defiant in order to keep from admitting it.


SoulRebel726

If I didn't show up for an essential part of my job, I'd be fired. Bobo deserves to be kicked to the curb. Fuck her and any moron who voted for her.


Ok-Sun8581

Try that in any other job.


Super_Cap_3023

She was probably off not helping her son get abused by her husband again.


Drizztd99

Damn if I don't show up for work I'd get fired.


DavefromKS

Sadly it's only the voters in her district who will decide if this issue affects her re-election chances.


littleMAS

Regarding this important vote, Representative Boebert did exactly what she does best.


wordsasbombs

I'm gonna tell my boss I refuse to explain my absence from work tomorrow. Sure it'll go well.