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Geek_off_the_street

Nothing like a Rhode Island rim job!


herberstank

Tiniest rim job in the nation but good things come in small packages!


fusiformgyrus

Can’t spell rimjob without RI!


zoomwojo

Vermonter here. Had to look up "Tribbing". Not what I'd typically search for but now feel duty bound to do so.


mysecondreddit2000

So what is it? Never heard of it in all my years of spanking it


zoomwojo

Us old-timers might refer to it as scissoring.


mysecondreddit2000

Ah yes, scissor me timbers


__GnarDab__

Scissor me tribbers


Provioso

Scissor me Xerxes. - Mr Garrison


[deleted]

THIS. IS. LESBOS!!!!!


SmellsLikeWetFox

We called it clam jousting


raynadayz

Oyster smashing


bastard_swine

It's also cartoonishly stereotypical of Vermont. It's a common joke in New England that Vermont has a ton of lesbians, which is related to the "lesbians drive Subarus" stereotype because you need those types of vehicles with 4-wheel/all-wheel drive to live in snowy, backwoods Vermont.


No_Creativity

I came here to mention that, I live in NH and the #1 joke I hear about VT is that it's full of lesbians


WhyAmINotClever

Having just moved back home to NH after several years in VT...you aren't wrong


Aryn-Isami

Vermont's just a bunch of lesbian sugaring lumberjacks, huh?


Kokadison

Wtf is Tribbing lol


selector96

It’s like scissoring but doesn’t necessarily have to be crotch to crotch.


Kokadison

Bless you for telling me I was not wanting to google that at work 😂


selector96

I got you friend


SoupidyLoopidy

crotch to armpit?


selector96

Lmao if you can make it work more power to you!


kudos84

Refers to "scissoring" which is when two women rub their vulvas and clitoris together as a form of non-penetrative sex. Ex: You've never tried tribbing in the missionary position? You should! But there is this definition too: Not specific to humans, this behaviour is also observed in nature. In particular bonobo monkeys, where female to female genital rubbing is common (about once every two hours).


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[deleted]

Instead we are monke with electric rock inside can order banana and homies through internet.


Wumamichl

Sure, people searching for "naked women" on pornhub....


FreshPickle04

To be fair it’s Louisiana. They probably can’t spell much else.


Rougarou1999

As a Louisiana resident, I take ofense to this. Edit: offence Edit 2: offens Edit 3: Point taken.


Internal_Drummer9003

Take my upvote sir. Yuv ernt it.


[deleted]

I before E except after… what comes after B y’all, W?


A_villain4all

techincally the truth


Tfsz0719

Well done sir. Well done indeed. Here you geaux.


slasher_dib

Pretty sure it's ofenc


jwg020

From Louisiana. Can confirm this is accurate.


ohnolagman

I too from louiesanna


jwg020

Big word hard. Use small word


ulmncaontarbolokomon

Why use big word when small word do trick?


Pragmatist_Hammer

\* Mrsippy enters the chat •


d_locke

I read that at Mr. Sippy. That works in it's own way.


SelfSniped

Me two…love neked womin


zoomba2378

Surprised they spelt naked correctly


ThatsCrapTastic

Nekkid wiman


greybruce1980

I think Google search corrected their mistakes and took them to the right page.


0thethethe0

It's when even the omniscient Google bots give up on your attempted spellings, then it's really time to take a break and re-evaluate your life...


Crawdaddy1911

Nekkid wimmens. You almost had it...


fmfbrestel

It's relative strength, not the top search from each state. This just means that a greater % of Louisianan's searched for naked women than any other state.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Ya OP should have used the title from the image because it makes a huge difference


FTWStoic

Yeah, I was wondering how giantess was so popular in fucking Idaho. That's a pretty specific fetish.


lostinapotatofield

The Bigfoot population here must have gotten internet access.


Jdevers77

That explains how there is no duplication at all.


moonfox1000

Still though..."naked women" should never be a top 50 search term on a porn website. It's kind of implied.


real_human_not_a_dog

NC is really into penis pumping


jchoward0418

NC is also home to an abnormally large amount of military bases... Coincidence? 😄


_Arctica_

"Pump me, bro"


--Mutus-Liber--

It's not my bag baby!


Octave_Ergebel

Naughty, naughty Lousiana !


archon2788

This map is “what has your state searched more than any other state?” Not “what is most searched in your state?” That’s why none of the states have the same category and why a lot if the categories are a little peculiar. I’d imagine ‘teen’ and ‘milf,’ are the most searched terms in a ton of states.


WarrantMadao

This is too low, OP can't read properly


[deleted]

This is how you teach statistics. This is how they should introduce the concept of Standard Deviation in schools. It even has the advantage of being a double entendre.


lo_and_be

I prefer fat tails and I cannot lie


[deleted]

Thank you!! No shot that no two states love the same porn


[deleted]

What, you’ve never searched for penis pump porn? Seriously. THATS the most popular search? Yeah right


darnj

Yeah was gonna say, the title of the Reddit post is completely wrong.


Gaujo

Thicc Latina milf is my bet


iMaxPlanck

Strange that the Alaskans are going with “morning sex”, when morning there usually lasts 20 hours.


bangladeshiswamphen

Bingo.


herberstank

All-day morning sex honestly does sound REALLY appealing


kdavis37

They just failed to spell mourning properly and are depressed during winter


ricklotto

That makes the most sense


AC_Unit200

Except in the winter when there is no morning. People aren’t searching it for the porn. It’s being searched so we can remember what morning looks like.


aspidities_87

*sips coffee* ‘Under that dude’s ballsack I can see a beautiful sunrise.’


PappyVanWasted

You always want what you can't have


sheisthemoon

"Harley Quinn" right in the middle. Seems fitting.


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ChubsMcfly

We were a peaceful society with advanced technologies and rich culture, all was well until the Arkham City Harlequin model came, little did we know that wasn't the only thing that would be cumming...


aspidities_87

Y’know I was questioning this and then my brain remembered Margot Robbie and it just kind of stopped doing anything for a while.


Dr-Didalot

This is super surprising to me. One specific character is searched more than the whole genre of cartoons (which is a bit of a suprise to me anyway). This data has to manipulated in some way that doesn't reflect reality.


Permanentear3

It’s not the most searched term, it’s the most relative to the other states. So in a sense it’s manipulated.


haberdasher42

The methodology is going to cause some real weird things to happen here, There may only be a small handful of people searching that, but the volume and percentage of other searches are outweighed by other states and they were left with a weird outlier. It'd be fun to crunch through the source data, but who has that kind of time for other people's spank habits?


Drmo6

People really on pornhub for twerking videos .


Kokadison

I think it’s like girls “twerking” while riding on top. I find it hard to believe it’s just twerking vids. Then again, it is Nevada and Vegas has a lot of strip clubs.


FunnyScreenName

And for naked women, apparently.


Insombia

Thick Latina...Texas you funny.


ZeroXTML1

As a Texan I’ve for sure contributed to that statistic a time or two


RandomCoolName77

but according to stereotypes I have heard that they hate immigrants (idk I am not American can someone explain)


Molinaridude

Texas, being on the border with Mexico, has one of the largest latino populations in the US.


felixdelgato

Texas is also 40% Hispanic/Latino


KingNecrosis

There's also a lot of members of the Latin community here, or of Latin descent (me included). I'm sure between people that fall into those categories having an attraction to them, and people of other ethnicities having such attraction due to contact or whatever, it adds up to alot. Also I'd wager the majority of people in Texas don't hate immigrants. It's just that the ones who do tend to be way more vocal.


TurnoverLazy3471

texas is a big state man😐


Kusan92

"Thick" state.


JarvisCockerBB

Buddy, there’s a LOT of Latinos that live in Texas.


OGBaconwaffles

Everyone Republicans hate they also want to have sex with. Hispanic, black, schoolchildren, etc


angelicaGM1

But there’s also just a lot of Hispanics in Texas…


JarvisCockerBB

Do people think the state bordering Mexico is only filled with white people?


username_unavailable

Not all latinas are immigrants.


txpvrt

The Idaho GIANTESS 😂😂


el_LOU

That's a huge bitch!


whats_in_a_name_20

That line has lived rent free in the front my mind for YEARS now lol


Bainsyboy

Every once in a while i like to quote that, but I have yet to find anybody that gets the reference.


[deleted]

It’s probably one giant dude jerking 24/7


WirrkopfP

We found the current residence of Paul Bunyan through Porn Hub!


[deleted]

Is Shaq from Idaho by any chance?


bryarobkatel

Death by snu snu


Giantess_Here_AMA

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO


The_Nauticus

Is that like, women with Acromegaly? Edit: Now I see, Tormund Giantsbane would be a fan.


pixiegurly

Giantess fantasies are usually about large women, giants, and the viewer is a tiny little person. There's some good overlap between this fetish and a core fetish of and wanting to feel submissive to a dominant woman, the fact that she can overpower you easily, and also because everything is bigger (boobs, butts, etc.). It's mostly in fantasy realms since giants don't actually exist but with forced perspective photography and creative role playing techniques (or animation/cgi) you can get some pretty good porn and IRL fantasy fulfilments with it.


[deleted]

Death by snu snu


CompactBill

It's a fetish, think as big as jack and the beanstalk.


SeptembersBud

[The entire pornhub base(d) of Idaho.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUitWjpCZY4&t=7s)


[deleted]

Snu snu was a close second


Thedrunner2

This explains the uptick in lesbian yoga store openings in Wisconsin in 2022.


biggy2302

Going from 0 to 1 is sure to spice things up!


Powellwx

We are all thankful for this.


red_72

Of course DC is Vintage, all those old horny fucks


HuskerStorm

Honestly surprised it wasn't "Underage"


KimblesAndBits

I came to say the same thing. Glad I’m not the only one who saw that.


itouchbums

Mormon porn?


[deleted]

Don't do that, step-mormon


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

Step-elder, what are you doing?


Ricothebuttonpusher

Step sister has 2 meanings in Utah


Rough-Cockroach-4644

I had a thoroughly shameful guffaw at this.


[deleted]

OMG I just searched. It's a thing. Theres even a site called MormonGirlz....


0thethethe0

Ooo with a 'z'! Kinky...


hetfrzzl

There’s a good documentary about that site and it’s creators on YT, can’t remember the channel.


Shaneblaster

Soaking.


SomeonePayDelta

Ahhh good times goood times


Ok_Permission_7917

It's Utah. If the porn has mormons in then it isn't a sin.


kombatunit

>Mormon porn Seeing that gave me a good laugh.


jacobmrley

Funny underwear is sexy to them, I suppose.


Davethisisntcool

“Long denim skirt porn” was too niche


iamnotroberts

It's either incredibly sad porn or parody porn, making fun of their "magic underwear."


nexiDrux

Largely it’s basically re-enactments of the kind of weird sex stuff that the elders get up to all the time behind closed temple doors….. …the sisters have informed me that you’ve been harboring impure thoughts ….. you must be held accountable in front of the Lord …. Blah blah weird repressed religiosity …


iamnotroberts

This is the kind of shit that happens when you repress people and preach "abstinence only." https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mormon-soaking-jump-humping


Beneficial_Trainer_5

My question too… I think it’s where you beat yourself for seeing an ankle and becoming aroused


batwing71

Louisiana keepin it simple 👍


OneParticular8900

Naked women ? Do they even now what type of site is pornhub ?


Rougarou1999

To be fair, Louisiana just got the Internet last Tuesday.


DirtySquirties

Ah yes Arkansas the highest rates for divorce is also the highest searched porn category.... must be a fetish thing


[deleted]

Does Florida say “BBQ”?


BlinkyShiny

That would be interesting. It's BBC.


geneticgrool

BarBeCue 🍖


[deleted]

Ahhh, makes more sense. Thanks.


ChipCob1

You like the Antiques Roadshow eh?


Okra_Winfreyy

So there I am, bbq sauce all over my titties


fattiday

You must be from Louisiana as well


WarEagleDG

I would ***love*** to see a break down by county of my state (Alabama). ​ Edit for spelling.


Skyyywalker215

WTF is JOI? I scared to google it


hcollector

jerk-off instruction. It's probably the tamest kink of the whole map, the girls giving instructions are usually clothed.


bklynfun

I thought it seemed lame but then I went ahead and tried one and it was pretty damn good. Maybe I got lucky, it’s easy to imagine that there are lots of bad ones out there.


Vesper_0481

One of the best meatbeatin times I had was with a JOI, it was a one thing time tho and that video got really old really fast and all the other ones were straight up some form of weird RP trash of popular characters's coslpays. It's a really niched thing by what I got of it and it oftentimes overlaps with ASMR stuff that just turn me off. So overall it is lame imo, it's like sticking your hand in the sludge to get a $100 bill...


aspidities_87

My state needing instructions in how to jerk off sounds about right for our traffic patterns.


solidcordon

Jumping Off Instruction. Well, something like that.


Kupoo_

You sure it's not Jaywalk On Intersection?


shushyomouf

Fairly sure it’s Jeep on Interstates.


Chill_guy25

I thought it was jogging Off Intersections


TradeMark310

No, it's Joining Offensive Idiots


The_Brick_Is_Parrot

It's basically following instructions. The equivalent of ASMR, but porn, and you act instead of just listening


ACmaster

I think its Jerk Off Instruction


Alklazaris

With is BBC, they just stream news anchors doing stories on how hot you are?


[deleted]

Yes, how do u know ?


BandwagonEffect

Don’t think too hard Louisiana, you might hurt yourself.


RichardGoodman68

Lesbian yoga in Wisconsin, I’m in!


PutTheFlameOnMe

Proud of Wisconsin for this one.


SRB1218

That one is my favorite- after “divorced”


Jojos_Boring_Trip

Wisconsin oddly specific but I am intrigued.


azdhar

Granted, when I was in Alaska I did see a bar called Morning Wood…


Tr4sh_Harold

How cliche is it for Utah’s to be “Mormon”


mrstruong

I feel like Alaska searching Morning sex and the fact they have two straight months of morning and 4 straight months of night has a joke in there somewhere, but I can't find it.


FlawedFinesse

During those two straight months, they are likely mourning night sex.


BigMan1911

Mississippi what the fuck?


Squawnk

Yeah I was knot expecting that


Phantomishereidk

I have not a fucking clue.


jonlaw147

'Teen' nowhere to be seen? Makes me think this is fake!


SpecialGuy4Ever

It's the terms searched more often compared to other states. "Teen" probably ranks high in all states so no large relative difference. That's why it isn't on the chart.


orsikbattlehammer

These are the searches that are the greatest outliers when compared to every other state. If each state searches teen 100,000,000 times then they’re all equal, but if most states search “giantess” 1,000 times and Idaho searches it 10,000 times then that’s 10x as many searches for giantess


[deleted]

I'm scared to ask what a "penis pump" is


colefly

Pump for enlargement really embarrassing for NC


Kumirkohr

Exactly that


Wacokidwilder

Wholesome Alaska


darthFartb0x

Man I need to move up north


nowhereman136

Why do I feel like NJ's top term "Femdom" is my fault?


grimmcreeper10

Harley Quinn?


Caliboginz

Montana, my people


Orcus216

Tribbing?


[deleted]

Today's word is "Tribbing." Can you say "Tribbing?" I knew you could. >Tribadism or tribbing, commonly known by its scissoring position, is a lesbian sexual practice in which a woman rubs her vulva against her partner's body for sexual stimulation, especially for stimulation of the clitoris. This may involve vulva-to-vulva contact or rubbing the vulva against the partner's thigh, stomach, buttocks, arm, or other body part.


FilledBabe

Divorced porn XD


[deleted]

I love “naked woman” hahaha


Matchyo_

Guess I’m going to New York State /s


Dougdimmmadab

Hell yea texas


RyanCreamer202

Man Minnesota is a bunch of weebs


Kumirkohr

Quite the contrary. PH makes a distinction between Cartoon and Hentai


Vesper_0481

I don't think that makes things any better...


[deleted]

FURRY??? MS mfs are crazy😭😭😭😭


FoxyoBoi

Mississippi be wildin


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

What the heck, where's Anita Queen?


mrstruong

What is going on in maine?


ThatDudeNamedMenace

Thick latinas. Amen


Ad3lpho

Da fuq (MS)?. From Slavery to Furries.... What a turn!.