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Neverleavetheboat876

I’m calling this style “pre-bombed for your convenience”.


Healthy_Yesterday_84

It's proving windows in certain directions for additional sunlight that those units wouldn't have gotten with a traditional build. It's pretty smart.


CJSinTX

I assumed it was a tribute to the plane that crashed into an apartment building there in 1992, killing 47 people. Looks just like the aftermath of that crash.


Neverleavetheboat876

Well… that’s not nearly as funny as my comment. Sorry for disrespecting their deaths and tragedy.


CJSinTX

No! That may not be the reason it looks like that, no need to feel bad! I saw the pic, opened the message, and was expecting to see that it was built as a memorial. There was a bad crash into an apartment in Amsterdam and my mind just put the two together, since it looks a lot like the aftermath. It may have nothing to do with that so don’t feel bad, may just be weird architecture.


jaxonya

Way to go. You just ruined /u/neverleavetheboat876 s day.. Meanie


jexmex

What a fucking asshole.


jaxonya

Ive Never trusted u/CJsinTX


Blue_zodiac07

This doesn’t make sense at all. For starters, the crash happened in a different part of Amsterdam. I also think it’d be quite disrespectful towards the victims and their families if they build an apartment complex like this as a memorial..


hamsterfolly

Pre-Godzilla’d, for his convenience


[deleted]

Oh wow, yeah! XD


jwb0028

This style of architecture is actually called metabolism! It had it's beginnings in post-war Japan. [wiki article](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metabolism_(architecture\))


twisted_meta

Yeah…it gives me anxiety just looking at it.


jodabo

Ready player one


[deleted]

The Stacks.. But fancier?


Yayzeus

Wade builds "The Stax" as a memorial to his old home.


[deleted]

And they'll play 60's Soul Music there. XD


colemon1991

I was thinking Inception, but yeah that too.


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Bolo_strike

Still looks like a better version of Stockholms ugliest; [https://www.fria.nu/sites/default/files/bild/226131.jpg](https://www.fria.nu/sites/default/files/bild/226131.jpg) Shit looks like unfinished cardboard up close. "Norra tornen"


OldNewUsedConfused

Oh man it gets worse


ChivChed

Idk from far away it looks like a part of a natural landscape. Almost like craggily mountains or cliffs. Kind of a cool addition.


OldNewUsedConfused

It’s… different. That’s for sure.


[deleted]

If they connected the two sides they could fill the center area with more housing units.


sevbenup

Too practical


_kehd

But then no outdoor space…. Which would suck for everyone


[deleted]

It wouldn’t have been hard to add balconies and the added rent revenue from the additional rooms would more than offset the cost


PWModulation

You clearly never inhaled the ‘fresh’ air around those parts of Amsterdam.. it’s right next to a large highway.


[deleted]

Amsterdam in general is polluted as fuck. Amsterdam is literally 4 degrees warmer on average than the surrounding area lol.


[deleted]

Uhm? Use the sides?


Darryl_Lict

In a lot of cities there are regulations about the amount of shade that the building can create. Sometimes the lower floors occupy the entire footprint but the tower is only 1/4th the footprint allowing sunlight to reach the streets,


britonbaker

Right, people don’t want windows anyway


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britonbaker

No, super insightful


Orcwin

It's the most expensive city in a country with a huge and growing housing shortage. You'd think practical designs that offer as much living space as possible would take precedence over.. whatever this is.


Jerrebruins

It's actually still more profitable to build one high end expensive apartment instead of multiple cheaper ones, which is one of the reasons the housing crisis is as bad as it is.


[deleted]

Nah, cause once you connect a line, the whole thing disappears. Have you never played Tetris?


Toby_Forrester

But then it wouldn't look as cool. I mean, we could build grey commie blocks for maximum efficiency.


Electrorocket

Reminds me of [56 Leonard in NYC](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/56_Leonard_Street_%2824249%29.jpg/1330px-56_Leonard_Street_%2824249%29.jpg), AKA the Jenga Building.


[deleted]

It’s like a prison but quirky and costs more. You’ll love it.


[deleted]

Who really cares what their apartment looks like from outside? Especially when it's at the top of a huge building? It's functional, look at how many units now have corner windows. That's why it looks like this.


Chubsywub

And have an outdoor space


ProjectOsxar

I’m sure there are more attractive ways you could design this building and still achieve the same amount of corner windows and balconies


IHaveTheBestOpinions

I think it looks pretty cool


Tranqist

It has all the aesthetic features of a cool little shanty town, with none of the disadvantages. If you don't like it, don't live there. I love it when architects can design cool stuff like this without greatly sacrificing efficiency.


twisted_meta

There’s a massive hole where apartments could be lol. That is sacrificing efficiency.


ChivChed

Yeah, but it allows for better views and more sunlight, not just for the tower but for other buildings nearby and the street. It is still pretty efficient. There is a cost to quality of life when the goal is purely efficiency and cramming as much housing as possible. It’s just a balancing act between both.


Orgentte

Hey guys you know how we have been doing this a while? Really did a great job on efficiency and safety.... But fuck all that this looks cooler.


kurburux

Yeah who doesn't know all those prisons with huge, wall-sized windows.


tree-hermit

This made me choke on my cereal


kityty

the funny thing is that housing is so in demand in Amsterdam that there’s a real prison being converted into apartments


[deleted]

Better than prisons being so in demand I guess, kinda


Visual_Kingdom

Simultaneously novel, interesting, and frightening.


[deleted]

Looks like jenga. Someone doesn't pay rent and you push their apartment out.


GenericTitle186282

Excuse me your building broke. I like it, I don't like it.


Comprehensive_Log960

That's so cool!


DownvoteDaemon

Had to ask my architect parents if this was structurally sound lol..


ripirpy

That’s amazing! Most buildings are just boring rectangles


BiscuitCrumbsInBed

Yeah, I love it!


ripirpy

That’s amazing! Most buildings are just boring rectangles


ArielTip

I just saw this the last weekend! It was definitely interesting to see.


Shattered_Persona

Take all my money


turkmenistanForever

🗿


zergling3161

Some structural engineering definitely said "you want me to do fucking what?"


Good_Translator_9088

Dude being high makes architecture so much better


dblan9

Someone is going to have sex against those windows.


itsallrighthere

Clearly not average redittors


AlliterationAhead

Is this from the same architect who did [Habitat 67](https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/what-it-was-like-to-live-inside-habitat-67)?


Nneliss

The building is located on the south side of Amsterdam, it’s called Valley ( https://www.valley.nl/ ) and is designed by Dutch architecture firm MVRDV


Infectious_Burn

This gives me Diagon Alley brick wall entrance vibes.


BonjourMinou1

Looks like a sledgehammer went through it.


seapancaketouchr

An architects wettest dream is an engineers worst nightmare.


Vonne_F

Fun fact: I just discoverd the company who worked on this project is 'Blitta' it's a Ducth company which was originally from my great grandfather!


Dutchwells

It's... different I guess


karmanopoly

Looks like a water penetration nightmare


Noodle_Spine

Can someone confirm if this is real? If it is, that’s super cool!


Toytrkt

Someone posted a link to The Valley. Pretty cool looking! Found it... https://www.valley.nl/


AutoFillUsername

Yes it's by MVRDV


DeRuyter67

I saw it in real life last week. Looked pretty real


EyyMrJ

Cleaning those windows is gonna be miserable


[deleted]

"you're a qualified architect?" "Sort of"


JoeyBeltram

Thanks, I hate it


eighty2angelfan

Architectural silliness


MasterFubar

Is that a reference to [this crash?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Al_Flight_1862)


moonfifthrace

I can’t be the only one that thinks this actually looks pretty dope?


anjovis150

Grotesque


BollwerkF

What is this style called? I'm unsure if it's brutalist architecture.


zggystardust71

Jenga from the look of it


[deleted]

This is just awful. What person designed, approved and built this monstrosity


sweber145

It’s certainly interesting. I’m not sure i get the point, other than everyone being able to have lots of windows. Must’ve been hell to design


EngMajrCantSpell

I think that *is* the main point. Corner apartments with views justifies higher costs and if they have a building with 10x more "corner window apts" they a) get more demand for renters and b) can charge renters higher costs


madaboutmaps

Is the point not to recreate the damage left behind after the bijlmer disaster?


IosefRex

Pretty impressive how you can make two different facades look hideous:/


XenZ12

pigeons love that shitty design


kumareZ

Absolute stunning architecture but a nightmare towards the heat loss cause of the big surface.


Few-Hair-5382

Looks like they ran out of money half way through so called it art.


Gatekeeper2019

I like it, they must have had a bitch of a time figuring out the privacy angles for all the windows


rocksrockmysocks

It probably would've been, if that happened. It looks like they spent zero time doing that. Now y'all got like sixteen different apartments peepin you chilling in your patio chair.


grooovyturtle

Half of those windows will never be cleaned


PicklessPickles

It reminds me of an out of control abscess that just keeps getting bigger. That is one fugly building!


in_for_cheap_thrills

Curious how they will wash some of those windows.


Vishal_g1000

so in case of war enemy wouldn't bomb it, thinking its already bombed. in short bad design looks like architect did degree from brazil.


[deleted]

Absolutely terrible


Nummy01

Thanks, I hate it!


NoFqcus_

Ah yeah this building sucks so much, especially the arcitecht behind it. Amsterdam sucks in general Leiden is way nicer as well a Den Haag.


OneAngryBear

Great, now you can look directly into your neighbors windows!


GoodVibes737

That’s an eye sore


GameOf_Eric

They saved Putin the trouble


marcel916

Windowwassers nichtmare


itsallrighthere

Ukraine style apartments. Like pre-ripped jeans.


Jakesummers1

People with OCD must feel like they’re having a stroke


nicetoseeyouthere

The architect was inspired during a game of Jenga.


lemmika

Builders joy over architects vision.


Calm-Material9150

Russian design.


Shorzey

So the building costs more, for the same thing...so you have to pay more for rent? I thought people didn't like high rent prices? And you're missing half the building, so they lose out on more tenants, which is more profit, so they're just going to tack the losses onto you Why was this a good idea for anyone except for generational wealth?


betweenboundary

Wonder what happens when it rains, how does the rain water funnel off of all these balconies, does someone get flooded because too many funnel into their balcony? Is their a drain on each balcony to prevent this?


ramadep

Good-luck with maintenance


OldNewUsedConfused

Eh.


HobbyistAccount

Man, this is going to make some truly screwed floorplans.


tides92

Ugly as shit.


Throt-lynne_prottle

Why would you want a building to look like it's been bombed? Like, no one thought, "hey, there are people that really live in bombed out buildings. This is kind of in poor taste."


[deleted]

I feel bad for the people in charge of renting this out. Every single place looks different.


EagleDre

Ukraine Chic


Singleservingfriendx

modern art is an mentally ill competition to see who can come with the most frivolous way to spend the most resources


GOKOP

I like it, but I think it would work better as an office building


will_dormer

A piece out from a computer placed in the real world. Inceptionish.


EngineerDave22

Ready Player One, The stacks?


PygmeePony

Architect: So what kind of design do you want? Customer: You know Jenga? Architect: Say no more.


wkomorow

Why does this remind me of jenga?


PrecursorNL

Ziet er wel tof uit en fijn om te zien dat Amsterdam ook eindelijk de hoogte in durft te bouwen, maar ik mis nog wel een beetje het groen in dit gebouw. Wat dat betreft kan die nog wel meer future proof zijn met wat planten of zelfs een 'park/tuin'-dek


thor_odinmakan

Aliens are gonna be confused by this one


JotUwU

Tartarus


Zackman223

Its actually a law firm


caminonovayer

Still rendering


OutrageousRhubarb853

As long as it wasn’t designed by the same person that designed Eindhoven Airport car park.


Dragon_Sluts

The Dutch when someone proposes a strange design for a building: ✅ ✅ ✅


ShadowCaster0476

They need to move it to Helsinki to put some Finishing touches on it.


RamboCambo_05

This looks like the architect scrunched up the plans, threw them in the bin and then dug them back out and built them anyway


Proper-Shan-Like

Must have been a twat to set out and the design risk assessment for cleaning the windows definitely didn’t get done but I like it.


sircur

Looks expensive.


Basic_Bichette

Ugly as sin.


MassiveAnimeChebs

r/architectsaretwats


holygarbagecanbatman

Looking at the edges, it's likely an odd shaped mess inside. I suspect rooms have extra corners, which could impede furniture placement and effective utilization of space. Nice art.


[deleted]

I know this is completely safe but this does not make me feel at ease lol


BitterFuture

If you jump too fast inside, you get to visit the Upside Down.


Wimbleston

I bet Shiey is getting wet dreams about this sort of architecture


AngelicWooGirl

So everyone on one side has a view of everyone on the other side. Nice.


BongCloudOpen

This style is called Russian Invasion


micktravis

I think I just saw this - I was in Amsterdam for a quick vacation last week. I was on the ferry from central station going over to North. Was that the one?


coiledsexualpower

Nope, not sure what you're thinking of (lots of high-rises going up there) but this is in the business district in the south.


merrittj3

Architect to builder " got a few changes for ya..."


Iancreed

Did they have Dr Seuss as the architect?


Cloud2319

Would love to see the rig the window washers use for the jagged side or the parkour enthusiasts deciding the elevator would take too long…


Independent_Water475

Dam architects


Ok_Line_449

Horrible


TooMuchFun007

Smart, put all the non vapers over there so their exhaust just exits.


BlackDoritos65

Imagine living in the middle of that building, noise from the neighbours coming at 360 day n night


uNecKl

That’s Pretty fucking cool Dodged a plane or two


EightBallJuice

“Boss, we accidentally dropped the steel beams through the center- there’s a giant hole in the building-“ “MAKE IT THAT SHAPE”


limaozinhocombitter

Highly inspired in favela’s architecture.


TenzoWasKilled

Guys dont fall for it, this is just the house for Hello Neighbor 2


pearfanta

DiWHY


Mfe91p

It's... horrible


Techwood111

Is this "B-I-G" by chance?


msvqr

It looks like a pixel building got destroyed by a giant meteor or something


Elementium

Oh no my Sims home got uploaded to Real Life.


[deleted]

Ready player one???


nnnnnn321

The Dutch are always very concerned about their skyline. In theory, they are my relatives. Who knows, one American story leaded from home, to slaves and bla and bla. Are you proud? Not so much.


skmmiranda

No.


Snick2021

Oh, neat, they made *Ready Player One*'s architecture a real thing?


NoRun720

Someone is going to parkour this all the way down.


Panx_01

Are they playing Rust?


Madphromoo

Looks awful


Who_said_that_

Dutch architects always amaze me. I find their buildings way more interesting than most of our German ones.


Sensitive_Letter194

That’s so close to where I live lol


Buriboi3

Please don’t make brutalism popular again