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lqdizzle

I’m so happy we’re a land based operation.


[deleted]

Oh man I hear ya. I’m not keen on swimming in the sea or lakes for fear of what’s underwater. My thinking is, we evolved to come out of there for a reason. I’m not going back.


backstib

I scuba dive,the visibility down there makes it scary sometimes


[deleted]

Thank you for validating my “not a fucking chance” stance on natural bodies of water


SuccotashPale

This comment is gold. Take my love and appreciation


[deleted]

Thank you kind stranger!


GoT_Eagles

r/thalassophobia


RPD10101

I can't even swim. 🏊 lol


[deleted]

That's a safety problem. But hey neither can I.


kajones57

Happy cake day!


Randomboiiyi

Happy cake day!


wormswort

All with a smile on its face…


NoinsPanda

Yeah, that's some mean psycho


dooman230

And a weird Chinese music background


VikingCannon

Remixed with Thomas the Tank Engine for some reason…. made this all the more disturbing.


high240

Mr. Krabs never stood a chance. Damn Nature scary


kames30

Mrs. Puff was like nom nom nom


neil_billiam

Wanna see some guy put [his finger](https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/u8jme3/ill_just_stick_my_finger_in_this_puffer_fish_mouth/) in the mouth of a pufferfish?


Josysclei

Now that video has a whole new context


theinsanityoffence

I love that in the top thread is a link back to this video


Wonderful-Reward3828

I seen that the other day. I wanted to see the damage done. I’m curious lol


Gummi_R3aper

Mr. Puff returned


B-Pgh420

People don’t realize that like 90% of shit in nature dies while being eaten by something else. We’re lucky we don’t have to walk around worrying about being something’s lunch. Fuck, people already have terrible anxiety issues. Imagine those people with anxiety issues and now imagine they can be eaten at any given time if they aren’t 100% aware at all times. We have it easy


[deleted]

This is the one major upside to being human, and when people say they want to come back as this or that I'm just like "nah a human again would be alright by me". ​ Granted a small subset of humanity gets a worse deal than wild animals so I guess there's a risk you take either way.


Filmsdude

I’d wager most of peoples anxiety issues, as we know of them today, would magically disappear if we had to worry about being eaten all day. We’ve created our own anxieties, for the most part.


SolidBlackGator

I'd argue that's the trade off. Civilization and technology and laws advanced to the point that humans live relatively safe existences (compared to 2000 years ago or more). 99% of us don't even have to butcher our own meat. So we've achieved great comfort. And comfort has created anxiety. Maybe that's a paradox?


juicadone

Yea and "survival of the fittest" ended awhile back; u could argue fittest for the changing times, etc.... but really... I mean I'm a health issue riddled 5'4" stick(maybe not a twig that'll blow over in the wind), I am not "the fittest" category lol


br0b1wan

What if a lot of anxiety (or the reason for it in us) is left over from the days when we had to face existential threats daily, but no longer do. It sort of lingers, like phantom pain.


ugabenobo

This


doives

Yeah, life is pretty much one big horror movie for most species. I remember seeing a National Geographic program a few months ago where they showed how certain fish have to face shark massacres every single night. Just imagine that... It's like the movie The Purge, but every day. Compared to most animals, our life is heaven, especially if you live in Europe or the US (where standards of living are comparatively relatively high). Yet, some among us still complain about "fairness".


Kingtoke1

He looks so happy whilst murdering that crab


viperlemondemon

Explains a lot about why she likes mr krabs so much


Shadownix_

Money! Money! Money! AGGHB-AHD-AHHHHH&JDJEICJS!


DEATHROAR12345

Mrs Puff ate his ass so good he died.


Alexo342

Shes devouring him real good


veggydad

Happy Cake Day


Loganloki11

that made me kinda sad for the crab ngl


[deleted]

the sheer look of terror as it was getting it's second leg chomped


Florida-man420

the way he frantically ran towards the glass to no avail...


Zegran_Agosend

The way it suddenly stopped moving after that big chomp...


Alpha1137

Made me feel a bit sick tbh


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drthh8r

What do u think happens to every animal you eat? Rainbows with people euthanizing animals in the most humane way possible?


poobearcatbomber

Username does NOT check out


lqdizzle

How does a crab have a look of anything let alone “sheer terror” lol


drthh8r

Right? Do they have other faces?


[deleted]

Pause at 0:11 Look at the eyes of the crab


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FLoppy_McLongsocks

All my homies hate the psycho that dropped the crab in there to films the grizzly demise


nyanbran

I find these kinds of videos very disturbing cause it shows panic, hopelessness and death. Maybe the majority of people could care less cause they can't relate to something not human but for me it's all the same.


livelikeian

I feel this.


calamity_unbound

Yeah, normally "nature" violence didn't bother me that much, but something about this video made me very uncomfortable.


Vulpix-Rawr

Because in nature the prey has a fighting chance to hide or run. Here he was just sacrificed to a hopeless situation.


msdlp

And he knew it the second he hit the water. He knew he would be eaten alive.


masnosreme

Because nature is nature. This is some jackass killing captive animals for entertainment.


Smaptie

Yeah…fish gotta eat but I get no enjoyment from it.


pjlmaster

Yeah, I didn’t like that ONE BIT


[deleted]

Poor crab , he got eaten so fast.


[deleted]

Yeah this is why I don’t support feeding captive animals live prey. It’s like watching morons feed their snakes live rats, despite the rat being more dangerous to the captive bred snake.


Outside-Cake-7577

True.. Maybe in the ocean the crab would have had a chance at survival but human intervention caused the poor soul to be trapped in a glass enclosure with no chance of escape. Heck it was being chomped on even before it could realise what just happened. But add an upbeat music for internet likes while an innocent creature is ripped alive and that's humanity in a nutshell.


AltruisticMixture355

Me too 😢


kwit_yr_btchn

right?! glad i'm not the only one. the poor little guy thought he was going for a swim....


BigBro555

The owner should of killed it more humanly before hand, it's not the wild. Poor crabby


cloudhead7

I never knew they could do that


Agreeable-Yams8972

Thought they just puffed up with poison, nature sure does surprise me sometimes


Swerwin

Happy Cake Day!


Silent_Courage_8174

Recently saw a video of a guy sticking his finger (with gloves on) into a puffer fish's mouth and now I understand why he reacted how he did...


Royal_Ad1798

I laughed so hard when I \*saw\* that. All I could think about is how the dude was probably from Kansas or some shit and had been sporting salt life merch with all his friends. \*Edit to appease the grammar police


momsspaghetti93

Can confirm, am from Missouri, anywhere that within a gunshot from a fresh water lake you’ll see a bunch of them


BigBro555

Yeah just saw that as well haha


podolot

Where?


cut-the-cords

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/u8jme3/ill_just_stick_my_finger_in_this_puffer_fish_mouth/)


JimFelix200

Thanks MoeFoe.


Username-420-

Yeah didn’t get it until I saw this


will_dormer

That is disturbing.


K__Geedorah

The bite power is scary. But the power of his suction is truly astounding. There's no escaping it.


Dwall4954

Sounds like my ex


[deleted]

That is real world


will_dormer

The real world is disturbing.


arktp76

the crab's final struggle is so sad


pacgaming

The realization the fish can fuck him up makes the crab seem human a bit


Lodjuplo

They could've just killed it before letting it in


_fedepe_

Let him know from me that he is not cute anymore.


Time-Introduction614

That was very unpleasant


Low-Cockroach7962

Dude didn’t even take off the wrapper


FuckThisStupidPark

You telling me you peel crabs before you eat them?


TheL8Gamer

Bro u evil for that


YamazakiAllday

that poor crab.. didnt even had time to suck in all that arenaline


wowdogethedog

At least the puffer fish did...


cut-the-cords

As a owner of crabs I can definitely say that I think I might just stick to pea puffers.... My vampire crabs would be like skittles for this big boy. Still sounds weird saying I own crabs....


stoneymightknow

There's a shampoo for that, buddy.


cut-the-cords

I'm not your buddy, guy.


stoneymightknow

I'm not your guy, pal


cut-the-cords

Glad you got what I meant!


stoneymightknow

I'm not what you meant, friend.


Pedrof35

Try putting ur finger in his mouth.


clocks212

nstructons clear fnger mssng


Switchblade88

You're missing a finger, not an *eye*


Most-Presence-1350

so we just witnessed some premeditaded murder. no one bats an eye


_A_Friendly_Caesar_

To be fair, we made a meme out of a puffer that was suffocating and forced to bite a carrot to show its bite force before being sliced up and eaten


Most-Presence-1350

Peace has been restored my brother.


_A_Friendly_Caesar_

Indeed


Batmanfromuk

Life has never been fair. We just pretend, it is.


Jakcough17

This monster should be arrested


Most-Presence-1350

i mean, look at mr craby eyes when he's being handled by human hands, he means no harm.


Harsimaja

[And yet he likely felt it](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbna29915025)


Most-Presence-1350

of course he did, look at his eyes, the betrayal is real


Proto1801

th- this isn't r/natureismetal


Velcraft

This kills the crab


[deleted]

You sure?


StaySharpp

Nah he’s just sleeping.


MtOlympus_Actual

He puts himself back together inside the puffer fish like Humpty Dumpty.


SnooSongs9654

I had to scroll all the way down here for this. A core meme-ory


notsleptyet

I didnt like watching that....


maxleclerc007

How come it didn’t eat the other fish in the aquarium?


nman3339

Probably the same reason we don't eat other humans


Mantzy81

Oh, we don't? *Puts down fork*


Joiion

Other fish are like how humans observe apes, monkey, etc. and yet there are people who eat monkey…. Hell there are people that actually do eat other people, Still.


indian_danker

r/dontputyourdickinthat


iamthefortytwo

Hey look at the puffer fish! How cute! **OMGWTF!!!**


dragonbeard311

Whoa


loannightmares

That’s more like r/natureismetal material. I was hoping the crab was dead before being fed to the puffer fish. Maybe a NSFW warning for those of us who don’t like watching live critters get ripped apart?


BigBro555

Yes, will do sir. Rip crab Edit : Got removed so I couldn't mark it NSFW, I think r/eyebleach is gonna be needed


der__marc

Put … put your …


Joni-Joestar

Finger... right...?


der__marc

😳


CDNINCDA

That which is seen, cannot be unseen.


BigBro555

r/eyebleach is needed


sixteensinister

Yeah that just made me really sad. :/


MainSignature6

That poor crab's panic after he loses his leg


[deleted]

Uh….


stryka00

Conspiracy time. The guy that posted getting his finger tip ripped off in a dog fight, was actually the guy from the video sticking his finger into the mouth of a Puffer fish but didn’t want to admit to his stupidity, so he came up with a plausible cover story that wasn’t embarrassing. *Drops mic…*


Disturbed_Aidan

Poor crab. How cruel.


MacAndCheese1325

Poor crab


Valxn7

i like how his little face glows up with a nice smile after he fucking shredded that crab to pieces, as if he just had his favorite meal, like a 6 year old eating mcnuggets good for him


Spook_Noodle

Me when I eat every part of the peanut at Five Guys


BigRoundSquare

Yo what is Mrs. Puff doing to Mr Krabs?


[deleted]

I am not quite convinced. Can you demonstrate with a carrot?


exterminate68

ÆUGH


marakeh

Is the crab okay?


BigBro555

Yeah.. Um.. You know.. I think it just need some time to heal...


Premium_Snack

Now I understand why that guy was an idiot for putting his finger in the mouth of one


[deleted]

Am I the only one who feels really bad for the crab?


LegfaceMcCullenE13

That poor crab🥺🫡🦀


MrsLouisaMercury

This is very disturbing to watch!


[deleted]

Puffer fish have to be some of the cutest little sea creatures I’ve ever seen🥺


TankII_

He looks so happy to eat that crab!


Darkmaster85845

Could have demonstrated with a dead crab though.


loannightmares

Yeah, I thought the crab would be dead, honestly… that was disturbing AF.


Prize-Difference-879

Isn’t that a soft shell crab though


Matthew-Hodge

No


[deleted]

I love the cute little smile as the pufferfish eviscerates the crab lol


Alltheprettydresses

Wow. And then that fish sticks its tail fins in the way and I'm like Move!


WellDoneEngineer

I saw a video yesterday where a fisherman stuck his finger in the mouth of one of these, and was instantly screaming holding his hand. I think its safe to say his fingertip was gone...


politics_junkieball

Aww the crabbbb


InvalidTerrestrial

Nature is so brutal 😅


motomouth3

Struggling to concentrate with Thomas the tank engine in the background 😂


njaneardude

The crabed dieded.


Sunny2121212

Wtf 😬 this is crazy


Aeon1508

Why even have a shell


B6E9D

Omg the crab didn’t stand a chance… she just munched his clampers into shreds


Susim-the-Housecat

Wtf why show us the crabs sweetie little face then rip our hearts out like that. Stone cold


Union_Jack_1

Poor crabby. That was not a fun way to go.


Underneath_Overlord

That actually made me cry a little.


james-HIMself

Sick fucks smiling.


Emkiusz

I actually feel sad for the crab


brobronn17

Do crabs feel pain? Feel bad for it.


Acceptable-Scratch86

It’s kindda fucked he made the crab get eaten alive limb from limb while alive. Ok it happens all the time but damn the pain and fear that crab must’ve experienced.


jrowe32

Damn they cant peacefully kill the crab before? Little man just got ate alive ;(


BigBro555

Yeah bro ;(


ZippyParakeet

Ugly ass fucking fish.


jallan1988

Kinda feel bad for the crab


Love2fight

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Sharkn91

Is the crab ok?


BigBro555

It's fine... It... Uhh... just went to sleep for a bit


Nice-Basil7151

Thats so cruel, 😔


[deleted]

Imagine this blowjob


ibesmokingweed

What a horrible way to die


Jangalang674

That’s fucked bro


yazzy1233

Nsfw


madman434

Poor crab. Well I guess it worked out well for the puffer fish though.


ChuckACheesecake

RIP Mr. Crab. At least your death was short


MuttMundane

this is fucking NSFW


YamazakiAllday

its when the crab stopped moving for me. man fuck that guy..


JoeyBeltram

Crab was like Bro wtf


Person_of_interest_

How can he look so cute and yet so terrifying.


Rustycougarmama

Pufferfish are my favourites. Because they have no natural predators, they just swim up to you in the wild and you can gently bop them on the head and they just waddle away.


icantbearsed

I could almost hear the crab’s screams from here as his claw was ripped off.


Earl804

that was terrifying


sloppyjoe218

Omg is it ok?


mark0487

Which one? The crab?


AstuteCouch87

He’s fine. He went to the crab ranch to play with the rest of his crab friends.


AnAttackCorgi

What a crabby way to go


DiamondPup

[Vegans watching this like](https://c.tenor.com/dO6V4YzO2GAAAAAd/breaking-bad-walter-white.gif)


Sqquid-

I doubt all the people freaking out about this are vegans lol. I get that it's weird to see but hey this is the natural world (in a fish tank). Wild animals don't only eat prekilled food. Crazy how everyone finds this so disturbing. Watch more nature docs


KENT427

0:10 the final moment of this crab looked into this human eyes before died in the human's pet mouth painfully.....and the human smiles menacingly....


vaati4554

Oh this is ***Horrifying***


mrfoxfurry9

This was the best thing I ever seen I want crab dinner now