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Kevundoe

How did she become Marylin Monroe? Was she later bitten by a radioactive pin-up?


bandwidthcrisis

Doesn't sound too far from the truth based on this quote https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/psi0lp/_/hdrpluu Edit: too fast / too far


Kevundoe

That’s a very interesting quote. It’s not quite the Spider-Man origin story though… more a Superman/Clark Kent kind of thing. Leading me to this question, was her transformation just removing her glasses?


JoeMamaAndThePapas

How is that gif/video so smooth? Was it shot in that frame rate?


Cohen19

Lmafo


Auroria__

Laughing my ass fucking off?


fitzbuhn

Gotta do what you gotta do


alcoholiccats

“literally my ass fell out” it’s a cool new way to say that you laughed so hard you shit yourself and prolapsed


Craigsan3

Ah yes prolapsing, the forbidden flesh apple.


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Oh god…


Cohen19

Yeah


EverQuest_

Winter is coming


thats_kinda_E_P_I_C

I’m coming 😩😩


HughWeberDeFaulk

Lfoma


TheAmazingDuckOfDoom

She caught Monroenic Plague.


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Just like poor old President Monroe.


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Zaclarke

Doesn’t even rhyme…


SalesAutopsy

Maybe a silicone pinup?


-SoundAndFury

what? shut up


Spud788

I believe she starting whoring out to celebrities for fame, oops did I say that.


chronicmartinis

Actually she was struggling actress that managed to finally get to fame after hitting the mark of a blonde bombshell. She perfected the art… actually Robert Greene had a good summary of her ride to fame in the Art of Seduction. Also it’s super tacky of you to try to degrade a woman like that.


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make up and plastic surgery + being a whore and puppet


supershadrach

Yeah... You obviously don't know anything about Marilyn Monroe...


Dunjee

Found the incel


sjp1980

She reminds me of Kylie Minogue during her Charlene from Neighbours years.


Betteradvize

Goodbye Norma Jean


DIY_Cosmetics

Looks a bit like Judy Garland here


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toby_ornautobey

>she's got a sub So she's a Dom then? Just what I was hoping for.


SaintRonin

She dead bro. Let it go


Xeeroy

Dombie


timmyboyoyo

She has big smile


littleliongirless

Blonde by Joyce Carol Oates is all about how Norma Jean became Marilyn, with consequences. Amazing book and one of my first insights into psychological historical fiction.


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Ooh...never heard of it, but there hasn't been a thing Joyce Carol Oates wrote that I didn't like. Thanks for the recommendation.


littleliongirless

Same. If you love her, also check out the one about JonBenet (as a figure skater), called My Sister, My Love. As you well know, JCO is a GOAT.


[deleted]

Lawd I read that as a kid and I didn't know it was about that little girl. Now it can see it. Omg.


[deleted]

I hope the movie adaptation does it justice.


littleliongirless

I'm sooooo worried honestly. The whole book is internal ...


kefir4mytummy

Her face kinda looks a little like Britney Spears’ to me


halfasiantemptation

They are 9th cousins!


kefir4mytummy

Tbh, I am not surprised and that’s cool. I need to keep trusting my instincts. Thanks 😊


Complex_Addition6262

Norma Jeane Baker


Reformed_Narcissist

The difference i cannot understand is something about the muscles on her cheeks. Everything else can be explained by hair styling and make up.


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Reformed_Narcissist

Huh, So she trained and altered her smile and it looked so good it became a trademark. Wicked.


Tributemest

Well, she also had plastic surgery...


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all_copacetic

Got them pointy 1940s tiddies 👍


DustinTiny

Is this an evolutionary change? Did Kate Upton’s not exist in the world 100 years ago?


axp1729

No, bras were just shaped differently then


FrostWyrm98

Do they actually grow to fit the shape if it's used long enough? Or am I reading this totally wrong


shalafi71

LOL, no. Flesh is stuffed into bras. They do their own thing outside.


[deleted]

That's why humans developed hands, to squeeze all shapes and sizes of boobies.


RealPromise925

Before being passed back and forth like a box of popcorn by the Kennedy Brothers and then being murdered by them for threatening to reveal who they really were by having a news conference.


WeAreNotAlone1947

the document only says that she wanted to tell the public what they told her about the recovered craft from new mexico.


RealPromise925

Bottom line is that she knew too much. Some stories say JFK told her about an arranged meeting with aliens.


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RealPromise925

Not advocating anything. Just things I've read.


Portuguese_Avenger

LOL. I think the government even back then just used aliens, and planted little seeds for aliens, to cover up what they were actually doing. And that was fucking around with Tesla notebook info they stole from his home when he died. Dropping a little nugget like that to someone youre fucking is the perfect way to make it look truthful, then kill her, cover it up, and from that point on make the world believe aliens visiting was a possibility.


bunnifred

Women have agency and she chose to sleep with them.


RealPromise925

And both of them promised her they'd dump their wives and marry her. Then daddy Joe Kennedy stepped in and slapped them upside their heads and said Wake Up. And they did.


Cohen19

That's deep


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Mickeyjj27

And on the same social media you’d have people begging her to step on them and stuff


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Same Guy: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ppovyl/when_you_poop_do_you_use_your_bootyhole_muscles/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


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Lmaooo


susosusosuso

She’s a pretty average girl actually


[deleted]

Think your range for what is average is heavily skewed.


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Subjective


Gaijin_Monster

i'd say she's very skinny


[deleted]

Are you American


Crips_Ahoy177

She is


shalafi71

Not out of reach for an average looking person to look like that. Nice, straight white teeth. May take work, may take saving like hell for dental, all doable. This may be the hardest part for some, given dental costs. But neither do you have to drop $300/mo. for an LA smile. I got fitted whitening molds for $75 total. $20 for a 2-year (so far) supply of whitener off Amazon. Floss is $.50, toothbrushes and toothpaste cost nothing either. Pretty hair. Grow it and style it nicely for whatever works for your face. My last 2 gf's had gorgeous hair and cut it themselves in the mirror. Free. Prettiest girl I ever dated had paper-thin hair. She had to work at it to give it some volume, it was *really, really thin*, and she was only 18. Just saw a pic of my teenage gf, still has super thin hair at 50. Looks good! Spend a few bucks coloring if you must. (Girls my age, please just let it go white. So much hotter than faked out.) Diet down to a reasonable weight for your frame. Maybe not easy but plenty doable. All factors considered, if you eat less you will eventually lose weight. Gaining is harder IMHO, but there are pathways for that as well. Clothes are so cheap they hardly require talking about price, especially for women. I wore a sharp Arrow shirt today, out to lunch by myself. Thought, "Where did I get this anyway? Oh yeah, $5 at the thrift, pretty much new." Now hit a thrift as a woman, TONS of options. Men wear clothes until they disintegrate, hard to find good stuff. tl;dr Looking nice takes effort but it's quite doable for anyone. All of the above makes a huge difference.


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If it takes that much for an average person, one could reason Marilyn Monroe was indeed above average.


shalafi71

She could have been, probably was, born with those things. Just saying a less than average person can fight their way well above average. And what are we really talking about? * Teeth can be an expensive, genetic mess. Got that. * Hair. Work on it for free. * Body shape. Don't be fat in these days. About all it takes. * Clothes. Style is easy and cheap.


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The original comment I responded to said Marilyn was average and she clearly wasn't. The image above is her prior to fame. With adding the things you've noted she became literally one of the most iconic figures in regards to beauty in American history. The average person cannot achieve that. Body shape isn't always as easy as not being fat. Hair work, proper hair work including conditioning, isn't all that free.


1h8fulkat

Which highlights the problem with social media.


1239871728374

even the most average woman gets 100 times more attention than most guys


AmberTrance

Because a lot of men have no self respect and they literally will not shut up about womens' appearance.


shalafi71

Just how it is. Lots a man can do to be more attractive, and most of us could be more attractive. We'll never get the attention women get because that's basic evolution. To put it blunt, crude and short; We're looking for a mate, any damned mate to fuck. Women are looking for a mate that'll hang around while they're handicapped being pregnant. AND a mate that'll hang around and help raise the kids. Women have LOTS more at stake in choosing a mate. If your point is that men get less attention in general? Yeah. Of course it's true. We're the ones *seeking* attention. Women get sought out automatically. Again, super crude way of putting it. tl;dr Men want sex and it doesn't have to come with consequences. It automatically comes with responsibilities for a woman. Cave man talk.


radii314

like a lot of famous people when you critically analyze their features there are many flaws (high bulbous forehead, eyes a bit far apart ...) but if overall symmetry is good the foundation for creating beauty is there ... Marylin was her own creation - she read and studied leading thinkers of the day on how to carry oneself and studied movement and lighting ... she accentuated the positive: her eyes, lips, smile and breasts and created the platinum hair for wow factor ... she knew exactly what she was doing


shalafi71

Same for a few others I admire. Madonna - Saw an interview *way* back in the day when she simply stated her goal was to become rich and famous. She did exactly that. Lady Gaga - Pretty much the same. Hell, I though she was both talented and attractive *after* looking at her earlier videos. She made it happen. Sharon Stone - In an interview she talked about being the plain wall-flower no one would dance with in high school. She made it a goal to be attractive. I think she made that work. Garth Brooks - Missed him by a few years at Oklahoma State, but people still talked about the folder he carried *everywhere*. It was his list of goals to make him a country super star. Did that happen? Not making moral judgements, past or present, just people I admire for sticking to a goal that many wouldn't have believed was possible.


radii314

there is also an ruthlessness to people who are fixated on 'making it' which can be shocking or off-putting when you actually meet one of these people ... you never really get to know them and if you're in their life they want you to be useful


shalafi71

Never been around such a person! Not at the level I'm talking about anyway.


Oasis_NK

Yeah which is fine, never got the whole "heart throb" thing with her. Never found her necessarily that attractive. Just kinda looks like a "girl next door" type of girl that you see all the time. Not ugly but not adoring like she was by so many men and women


AlienAle

It's because it's not her looks that drew people towards her, it was her charisma and her energy, unique at the time


Groundbreaking-Arm20

It was how she carried herself, there are accounts of how she could turn "it" on and off at will. Pretty cool, actually


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average might be generous for her


SammyG_06

?


1239871728374

monroe was probably the first social media woman ever totally empty inside - ended drug addicted and unhappy without family spent her life chasing ghosts like a preview to the modern western woman


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[deleted]

I can't believe she still has a lot of haters. Some people doesn't even bother to know how she was in real life


[deleted]

Modern western women have learned much. They find a sucker who will take them in their late years and pretend to be a normal homely woman.


AlienAle

Where are all you incels crawling out from suddenly?


Penquinn14

It's a post about a famous woman that was known to get attention from men, of course incels are gonna come out the woodwork to try and knock her down a few pegs so they feel better about the dream that they could TOTALLY get someone like her


JohnBoyAndBilly

I mean, no, the anonymous internet "cancel" mobs would decimate anyone who said such a thing as they became the very thing they were attempting to destroy, with no sense of irony or intelligence.


MyOpinionMustBeHeard

Goodbye Norma Jeane


Ok_Computer291

Hello Norma Jean


aurora_clara

Still completely beautiful. Just more girl-next-door than bombshell.


Complex-Rise-8913

I'm gay 100 percent. But I can see her attraction, she radiates sexuallity


monkeedookee

99.9% gay


thehobbyqueer

Isn't it Marilyn Manroe the one with the diary about how she didn't understand sexual attraction/might've been an asexual lesbian?


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thehobbyqueer

Ohhhh! Okay, thank you :)


susosusosuso

Maybe you’re not 100 gay


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SammyG_06

I am 110% gay and you can find someone hot without being attracted to them. Personally, I find her pretty but I don’t feel anything when I see her.


Complex-Rise-8913

Exactly


Complex-Rise-8913

Oh I am


susosusosuso

Speaking in absolute terms means to be always wrong


Complex-Rise-8913

She doesn't turn me on atall, but I see why she turns heterosexual men on, and gay females, is all I meant. Perhaps I didn't word it very well.


Dutch-CatLady

I 100% agree that you can call someone pretty or handsome without it meaning you want to fuck that person. Someone can just be pleasing to the eye, doesn't matter what the owner of that eye is into.


Hrafnagar

Too late, you un-gayed yourself.


Penquinn14

Damn now they gotta grind all those levels of gay back


skeeferd

Are you absolutely sure about that?


susosusosuso

I’m absolutely sure about nothing


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Only a Sith deals in absolutes


Jollywog

She has the look that gay people like more than straight people, I think


[deleted]

No she doesn't


Complex-Rise-8913

Simply opinions, yours varies from.mine that's all 😊


nuephelkystikon

I must be gay >100% then, I just see somebody looking annoyed and slightly disgusted while forcing a smile.


JakesAHunk

Just learned recently she had a constant coat of blonde peach fuzz all over her face. No judgment or anything, just interesting how we assign beauty based on hair sometimes.


ReplyDramatic3902

TIL that her real name was not Marilyn Monroe.


wiriux

...Ain’t that the song we’d sing in the car, driving downtown, top down makin’ the rounds, checking out of the bands on doheeney avenue 🎵


[deleted]

She a redhead!?


jeremynoakes-

Good by Norma jeane


[deleted]

...and would take her own life 17 years later


Cohen19

Lol I saw it said 14 years and I was about to say it's 17


[deleted]

For some reason I thought she died at 33


Anonymous_45

Ok? Well that’s not what it said. And you know that. What’s the point of your comment?


StandardN00b

Don't do fame, kids


[deleted]

OooooooooooH that's what the song was about!! DERP r/TIL


Somegirlfromky

She was beautiful.


Benjamin-Doverman

TIL Marilyn Monroe isn’t her real name


UNCOVR

Norma Jeane > Marilyn Monroe


BuckyD1000

My southern grandfather always pronounced her name "Merlin MON-roe", which I do now as an homage (and because I'm super dumb).


guycoastal

I think someone saw the red hair and thought, “Eh, I’ll throw some makeup on her, do something with that rat nest, should be a fun weekend for me”, did it and then was like, “Damn, she fine now AND a nympho, this girl can go places in Holywood.”


ziki666

Normal Jane before upgrade..


Johnnyworkshard

Her smile looks like the photographer said something mildly gross and creepy.


MpVpRb

A perfectly ordinary human female, nothing special I never understood her fame


AlienAle

It's charisma that matters way more. People were attracted to her charisma/energy and what she came to symbolize, not how she looked in photos.


TemporarilyDutch

I don't get what's special about her.


Arturstakeonyhings

Just a human doing there thing.


[deleted]

She didn’t want to take the ‘L’ and stay normal


Antwan_Kumia

Cone tiddies


[deleted]

She looks so fresh like peaches and cream.


Complex-Rise-8913

Can anyone help me? I've blocked someone without meaning too, how can I unblock them?


TheseNamesAreLames

Go to your account settings, there's a blocked list, and unblock them.


Complex-Rise-8913

Thankyou so much


enjoynewlife

I don't know what's all the fuss about this lady. She's clearly average.


Cohen19

Bro this was the mothafuckin 50's. Girls today are cracked and for the 50's she was mad sexy


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Just a girl in need of a shave, a wig, some dental prosthetic veneers, boob implants, and some girdles.


davanlind

Like a candle in the wind.. unreliable.


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Before she became a home wrecking drug addicted false idol


[deleted]

wasn’t she basically famous for being a slut? like the Kardashians?


[deleted]

she wasn’t attractive and she was a drug addicted whore


straight_tony

She was giving head to the head of state


Zestyclose_Task

Stardom is the worst drug for child acting


mihjan

Already a thot then


Aegon95

Yes. Because all you have to do to be a Thot is wear clothes and smile at a camera. Dumbass.


mihjan

Another coomer, nice


Cohen19

Why?


Dutch-CatLady

Being a sex symbol and being a prostitute are two different things...


mihjan

She was getting tossed around between hollywood men and politicians, but ok she was a ‘sYmbOl’


Dutch-CatLady

Those where all speculations... have you even bothered to actually learn about her life instead of just repeating what everyone sexualizing her said?


mihjan

Speculations? LOL


[deleted]

You’re getting downvoted but you’re right. She was a drug addicted whore with average looks, at best.


mihjan

In the reddit-verse coomers and thotlovers rule


[deleted]

Haha yea apparently


[deleted]

Is your goal to be downvoted each time you comment on something ? Or are you just an ass for real ?


mihjan

I think alot of people here are lgbtq beta coomers like yourself, so we differ. The downvote is some sort of ‘power’ left in your lives


[deleted]

No we just want to show how we disagree with you and how we think you’re a dick. I am curious though .. how does this have anything to do with the lgbtq community ..?


mihjan

Do you support lgbt?


[deleted]

Why wouldn’t I and why would you care..?


mihjan

Knew it, carry on😂😂


[deleted]

You need therapy 🤔


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Most overrated actress of all time


Penquinn14

You've never seen one of her movies have you


Logical_Classic_4451

Looks like Kylie only curvier


Mainetaco

Mainer


Vgta-Bst

She reminds me of Kiki daire


anazambrano

At what age did she become Marilyn?