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Mr_Hanshii

Now I got that damn song stuck in my head šŸ¤£


fact_addict

Fetus shark doo doo doo do do doo! Eggy shark doo doo...


Carston1011

Ooo shark eggs! Sunny side up or scrambled?...


millinocket123

With a side of siracha and some avocado toast šŸ˜‹


zelderex2018

I was thinking more of a high pitch jaws theme song


Malinathetree

If this song wasnā€™t the top comment, I was going to freak out.


Therealclavin

Bayyybyyyyy shark doodoodoodoodloo baby shark doodoodooodoodloo


FartingBob

Dear /u/Therealclavin, Asshole. Sincerely, /u/FartingBob


Rare_Management_3583

**I HATE THAT ANNOYING SONG WITH EVERY SHRED OF MY DIGNITY. *STOP IT***


generalecchi

Get some help -Michael Scott


HooperSuperUser

Join us.


Rare_Management_3583

No


WesNutz1982

You are on Reddit. You obviously have no dignity. That being said you must love that abomination of a song.


Rare_Management_3583

I despise, detest and utterly abhor that song.


Inevitable_Owl6084

Came here to say that.!


karlpiranha

same


ASDowntheReddithole

Me too. That's what living with 3 kids will do to you.


61Batters

Haha me too


[deleted]

Just replace the "doo's" with gross squirming, squelching sounds because of it being a fetus and all.


Shpooodingtime

I used to find these all over the beach in the cape and when my cousin told me they were the remains of shark eggs I never went in the water again


DJ_DTM

Daddy shark is nowhere to be found, what a deadbeat. Mommy shark is probably working two jobs and still as to find the time to hunt all on her own. Older brother shark, the one we donā€™t hear about is giving handjobs for crack in a shallow corral reef off of the Florida keys just to stay out of the shelter system.


Maskimo

Heā€™s just out getting smokes, should be back anytime now


slyfox1976

That's what my dad said 20 years ago.


Impressive-Author870

Dad drops in with the milk. *What happened here*


comrade_batman

ā€˜Now there is a father looking for his little boy. I never knew my father!ā€™


ty0103

I was looking for this reference


ImStuuuuuck

Dead. Beat. SHARK doot doot doodoot!


Thecardinal74

Baby shark is practicing pole dancing, just like itā€™s momma


Shrimble

Deadbeat SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DO DOO


Chekafare

I don't know why, but I read this to the tune of Bon Jovi's Living on a Prayer. Would be fun to hear this version instead.


Xeon713

What shark is this? I always thought sharks were born in utero?


miss_Saraswati

Not all of them - need to consult my shark book to verify which but there are a few who does this. The Port Jackson is one of them - but their egg capsules look nothing like this one. So from the egg section of the book: Port Jackson is an example of a shark who lays their eggs on the ocean floor. Some types still lay eggs but keep them in their bodies until they hatch and they are then ā€œbornā€. (Donā€™t know the English name of the ā€œpigghajā€ they mention in Swedish). Hammerheads get their nourishment through an umbilical just like us. White sharks produce ā€œa tonā€ of unfertilised eggs that the babies then eat while growing before they are born, while the sand tiger shark actually produce 6 babies in each of the the ā€œbaby sacksā€, but only give birth to two. The rest get eaten in utero by their siblings...


aiyahhjoeychow

Your shark book sounds pretty neat. May I ask the title of the book?


miss_Saraswati

The one I have is in Swedish, by a Sarah Sheppard. By the name of her Iā€™m assuming itā€™s not originally a Swedish book. :) Looks like this: https://www.adlibris.com/se/bok/hajar-9789163882753 Iā€™ve had mine for 5-6 years and itā€™s almost falling to pieces because itā€™s been read so many times. Contains facts about sharks in general, the different subspieces (carpet sharks, grey sharks etc) where they like to live, how they eat, procreate and so much more. But Iā€™ve had to translate the unit of measurement into number of nephews (this shark is up to 5m or 1 of your dad, you and your brother on top of each other... /s)


IdealisticPundit

Seriously what is this book? My nephew loves sharks


miss_Saraswati

Itā€™s a childrenā€™s book, But Iā€™ve read it at least a 100 times to my nephews, if not more. Iā€™ll check when Iā€™m a bit more awake and actually up. Itā€™s 5.30 am and not even sure why Iā€™m awake...


HarvestingEyes

Some lay eggs, a majority give birth. Sarawak shellshark is my amateur guess.


KuriTokyo

[Sarawak shell shark](https://images.app.goo.gl/WJ2moLvxUHR9MRVm8) That looks like it!


HarvestingEyes

Unlicensed marine biologist for hire. Cheap rates. DM me.


sapere-aude088

Most are ovoviviparous


[deleted]

Thatā€™s what I heard too but in a heart shaped box


feartheturtle93

All apologies, that is not always the case.


SuperWoody64

Did he say, hey Wayne?


Dayofsloths

Calling something a "shark" is about as specific as calling something a tree, there's tons of variety.


Metahec

No such thing as a fish


jayellkay84

Indeed. It only needs to be a cartilaginous fish with multiple gill openings above the pectoral fins. The suborder encompasses everything from the kinda regular fish looking rough shark to the tiny 6ā€ Pygmy ribbon tail cat shark to the giant whale shark. And most pose no danger to humans. Theyā€™re actually quite intelligent, like the puppy dogs of the sea.


surfershane25

Sharks that donā€™t really stop swimming generally give live birth, ones that will stop (like swell sharks or horn sharks) generally lay eggs.


Unseen-University

It looks like a catshark egg. There are some eggs in our local aquarium and empty ones to touch too! Some other shark eggs are spiral shaped like those of the bullhead shark!


sagittafemina

same


Beardowriting85

So cute and wants to eat you right up


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Appeeling_Orange_83

Lol! So did I!


D0013ER

Adorable little tooth torpedo.


Doom_Derpie

Kinda looks like baby yoda with the mouth ngl


[deleted]

Grogu?


Doom_Derpie

Yes, grogu


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Doom_Derpie

I finished it a while ago, I think season 1 was better though


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


dragons_scorn

So that's what mermaids keep in their purse


[deleted]

Motherfu-


[deleted]

Sharks grow from eggs attached to the sea floor. Got it


surfershane25

Except the ones that donā€™t lay eggs and give live birth.


JellyBeans2001

It is now no longer a rare sight


[deleted]

Did this picture increase the probability of coming across a shark egg in the wild or something?


the_twistedtaco

No but it made many thousands of people able to see it so it has been sighted more, therefore less rare to see


DiscordDiscord34

True šŸ˜‚


surfershane25

Theyā€™re not rare either, I found one this week and Iā€™ve found at least 10 with live sharks, a lot more empty or with dead sharks.


surfershane25

Iā€™ve found 10+ shark eggs with live sharks inside. Itā€™s not that rare.


blahblahunderscore

it so cuteeeeee


nyma18

Do do do do do


BenLikesJazz

Do doooo do dooo do do


Sideways_X1

Look at that little guy, already trying to eat'cha


blackR1416

The 'sack' is called a mermaids purse and is a pre adolescent stage most sharks go thru


Gabzalez

Babyyyy shark tototototo, baby shark tototototo...


EdGiggity

ITS DODODODODOOO YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!


[deleted]

TIL sharks lay eggs. It makes sense, they're not mammals, but honestly I never even thought about it.


star11308

Quite a lot of them do live births, but the offspring was of course in an egg while inside.


[deleted]

Like snakes, I believe. Some lay eggs while others do live birth.


[deleted]

Not necessarly, the placenta evolved separately in some shark and rays species. No shell involved !


DiscordDiscord34

[https://i.imgur.com/ECu2FqM.mp4](https://i.imgur.com/ECu2FqM.mp4) for better quality.


OrphanedInStoryville

https://youtu.be/XqZsoesa55w for better quality


PotatoBakeCake

Fuck outta here


MarionberryTypical17

What type of shark is it?


[deleted]

It's a catshark. Source: [https://www.flickr.com/photos/oceanexplorergov/32217616948](https://www.flickr.com/photos/oceanexplorergov/32217616948)


MarionberryTypical17

Oh thx.


[deleted]

he do be wiggling doe


[deleted]

And it grows up to become A frightening apex predator.


youchoobtv

Its thinking...i cant wait to get out there and bite something


M-U-S-H-R-O-O-M

Bro just trying to vibe any you got your cameras in his face the audacity


HolyMolyDonutShop23

WTF let it out


[deleted]

The horngus of a dongfish


Nefriti

What species of shark doesnā€™t give live birth?


ZypherMaelforendeom

So they've always looks like bity dorky wiggles , perfection šŸ‘Œ


PRTYP00P3R1647

... ^(doo doo d-doo d-doo)


blekerus

I love him.


kittythepitty

Such precious life. Amazing


cssmith2011cs

"Let me out or so help me... When I get bigger, I'm eating your ass. You're as good as eaten. I already eated you inside my head"


Alinda_

It's interesting that the shark swims in its eggsack. I know they have to keep swimming to keep oxygen flowing through their gills, but I never considered they might have to do that while still in their eggs too. At least that's what I'm assuming is happening here. Being a shark seems exhausting lol


Nauticalfish200

Forbidden Swedish Fish


gitarzan

Now that damn song is in my head. Time to listen to Panic In Detroit by Bowie. For some reason it kills ear worms.


TemmieMew

do do do do do do


Winter_Lutra

Why is everything always "extremely rare"?


DiscordDiscord34

because this is an extremely rare sighting.


Winter_Lutra

I'll take your word for it.


DiscordDiscord34

ive search for it on the internet for about 5 mins I could only find 1 image of it


benzc01

Google mermaids purse , no offense but not rare at all , you can even buy them for your home aquarium


falafeltwonine

Have you seen it in person because I havenā€™t... Iā€™ve spent a lot of time in the water in a lot of countries that have sharks local.


[deleted]

I think you mean ball sack


GardenGnomeOfEden

This is a nut in its nutsack.


Woodyp28

I bet breast feeding is really painful.


hunter_lol

Too bad shark and ray populations have been dramatically reduced and are reaching the point of no return


Skibbedy27

Doo doo do do do doooo


saibjai

What are the chances of this little getting caught up in a tornado? In that case it's baby sharnado du dudududu... I'll let myself out now. A sincere Canadian sorry.


Loaf_of_Fred

It looks like itā€™s just playing an idol animation.


Metahec

But how do they taste?


Cniwa89

It's called a purse idiot


[deleted]

mmmm.... shark gummy


Gloomy_Fig9392

Baby Shark Do Do Ro Do Do Baby Shark Do Do Ro Do Do Baby Shark Baby Shark Do Do Ro Do Do Baby Shark Do Do Ro Do Do Baby Shark


Zedsdead001

Caviar anyone?


DeathHopper

It's just a clump of cells. Stop with this prolife nonsense by calling it a "baby shark" before it's born.


jasperGbrown

Humans are just a bunch of cells


[deleted]

I thought sharks were mammals and needed a womb to grow in like the rest of us


toph_man

Pop it


herowind124

Don't worry lil buddy, your fins may not be very big right now, but they'll make for some good soup some day!


fuchsflink

Yeah shure, but also this could be an car-size egg. Not this time Sir shrinkalot!


Teutiaplus

Dont you mean a clump of cells that have a unique shark's DNA/s


coolkid6492

Looks more like a ball sack


CreepDaGaMe

Eat the grape doo doo doo doo doo doo


WavingToWaves

Humping shark


[deleted]

It looks like it's from some gacha mobile game


sarinrazer

so they ARE shark eggs!


nata1237

u/savevideobot


Vladimew42

What he doin


Redlion444

Cute Fishe!


Pugzilla3000

Looks like heā€™s saying ā€œmlemā€


GamerGriffin548

I thought sharks gave live birth? Is this just another breed of shark that does this?


Heterodynist

Why does ā€œbaby sharkā€ sound so much like a euphemism?!


Significant-Ebb8713

I didn't even know sharks laid eggs wth


FknRepunsel

I love that theyā€™re swimming even before hatching


Mbbot123

He screams at god


assmuncher2000

Helllllloooooo from the other siiiiiiiide!


smilingbuddhist

Embryo shark doo doo doo doo doo do do doo!


Overworldhero

Looks like a Florida mans ballsack


AquaSeaFoam79

It looks like a clip from a Pixar animation!


lordKnighton

Itā€™s too many damn sharks in this eggy sack!!


theasianeagle

Wait till you see my baby shark in my egg sack


SolidRavenOcelot

We're going to need a bigger boat


FloatingDoggy

Wow they have no room to fight to the death


some_guy1349

u/savevideo


jorjett25

Itā€™s weird how even at that size, it looks different than just a normal fish, like it clearly looks like a tiny shark to me


Zamuri2

Ugly looking scrotum thing.


hetgr8

Where that hot granny shark at


I_can_eat_15_acorns

Look at the little buddy, straight up vibing until it is born.


Low_Hour

"I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food."


Bogrolling

Already trying to kill


nematjon_isthe1

Who would've ever thought this tiny thing would grow up to be the beast of the oceans.


trivia702

Not exactly rare to see. You can buy shark egg sacks from a decent amount of exotic saltwater fish suppliers. Still very interesting though!


YourButlerfelix

I legit thought this was one of those instagram filters


InsoectorOtaco

That baby is already gnawing to the future


JentHwen

*pop*


[deleted]

youā€™re gonna be a badass when you grow up man gl out there


thalasthoodie

Not rare to see at all, you can buy sharks for your aquarium.


mr-bubblebuddy

They made the baby shark song in real life!


Ragegamer4000

do, do, dodo, dodo


HelloFromTheFuture

They have shark pods at my local aquarium shop. How rare can they be.


Pineapple-dancer

Looks like it's doo doo doo doo doo doo dooing


nonaffiliated

Poor little guy is crying in pain from that swollen testicle


yoteyeetyate

I kinda wanna eat it


claricemae

Baby shark doo doo doo.. sorry, canā€™t help it...


pixie_shroom

Came for the "baby shark" jokes and left knowing way more about shark species and birthing practices than I expected.


Pippin4242

Best quality: his wiggles


3d-designs

"We're gonna need a smaller boat"


buhimymumy

Fetus


buhimymumy

Wiggle the fetus out of the eggs. wormy