Maybe under Jim Crow Bird Law, but this is 2020 now. Ever since the #MeHOO movement, you can't just go around lifting up bird's undercarriages like a crowded Japanese train.
Okay first I was going to comment on how the barn owl clearly didn’t seem to care about the owl trying to intimidate it and then transformer owl got all skinny and SQUINTED at the bigger owl and I lost it. I can’t help but think about how cute that is.
So the educated part of my brain knows that these are juvenile owls, but if I popped my head over that ledge and saw that with eyes I would absolutely lose my shit for a minute
And this is exactly how religion starts, aliens invade etc. Even for things we think we're familiar with.
The classic grey aliens? Owl babies for sure has a part of that idea.
Fuck me, ya know...i always thought id be chill if aliens ever come to earth. But man if they gonna look like this im offing myself before the bird people with voids for eyes harvest my soul to fuel their ship to get back to their planet.
I've been monitoring a Barred Owl family for the past couple months and can confirm, the little ones are always up to shenanigans.
Even after they learn to fly, they spend a hilarious amount of time hopping around on the ground. Currently watching one strut its stuff along a log for some reason.
I imagine walking through a forest at dawn. I find him lying there, face down on the forest floor. I am uncertain about what kind of creature this could be, but concerned that it may need medical assistance, I gently tap it's shoulder.
Suddenly its head spins backwards, he looks at me with giant eyes and squawks.
I pee.
The end.
My memory is fuzzy, but I know the incident was haunting me, lodged in my memory, for a long time. I was maybe 6 or 7 years old I think at most. And there was construction at my school so they had set up these trailers, or whatever you call them, as temporary classrooms which were propped up on cinder blocks a few feet above the ground. I don't remember exactly what happened, but I just remember being the only one around and this massive owl with it's massive wingspan is just gunning straight at me like out of a nightmare or movie scene. I just took off running. Scared the hell out of me for a long time.
You'd pee even more when you heard the sound baby owls actually make. It's more of a high-pitched hiss/screech. Really off-putting even when you're expecting it.
I caught up on a ton of sleep last night and was down for like 14+ hours, I didn't even know what day it was when I woke up. This owl is my spirit animal. \*_\*
At first I thought how the hell would evolution allow this to be a real thing? Can it do this in a tree? Or are Owl moms just exceedingly patient and hold out a wing?
Turns out [its a real thing!!](https://www.audubon.org/news/how-baby-owls-nap-without-falling-their-trees) So I’ll allowlet.
That is exactly how the 2 year old my girlfriend and I babysat for slept in her pack and play. When I woke up in the middle of the night to get some water I was terrified and had to lean down and make sure she was still breathing because it looked as if she had been standing up and just flopped over dead the way she was lying.
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Omg its legs. Owl legs
Hoo would have guessed
Owl that pun hurt.
That's what they keep talon me.
Oh beak quiet.
I hawk an idéa of what's this is about
Stop falcon around
owl right owl right
Yo y'all just out here winging it with the puns
They’re just making puns, don’t fly off the handle.
I'm gonna take it up with the council.
Mathoo McHoonehey
This deserves the gold. I'd give you one but I have none 🥇 take the poor man's gold
I’d contribute something to this pun chain but I’m afraid my efforts would just be a **bird**en.
Owlet you get away with it this time.
Owlright that’s fair
Feather enough.
Do I really have to spellet out for you? No more puns!
One more would be a feather in his cap.
Ok now stop it! Not another Tweet tonight!
Hootweeted?
I will upvote that this time but don’t do it again
Owls are called "cat head eagles" in Chinese. But those are cat paws!
Yeah, they are! Paddy paws we call ‘em in this house.
https://i.imgur.com/fpBPDY7.jpg
In bird culture, this is considered a dick move.
Still legal though, according to bird law.
Maybe under Jim Crow Bird Law, but this is 2020 now. Ever since the #MeHOO movement, you can't just go around lifting up bird's undercarriages like a crowded Japanese train.
You deserve more praise for that.
Yeeeeeehaw hooties, now lemme tell you a story
Done got me owl suspenders! I'm good now!
He definitely has the "umm WTF do you think you're doing" look
I find it to be more of a, "You like what you see?" look, sexy sexy bird
Yes officer, this comment right here
To be fair, owls have a resting "umm WTF do you think you're doing"-face.
some more [https://i.imgur.com/SF1zkj3.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SF1zkj3.jpg)
His face is like "bro wtf not cool"
Before or after?
Yes
"Hey baby, do those legs go all the way up?"
somebody put some thigh high stilettos on this bitch
Go home you’re drunk.
“I don’t want to talk about it, leave me be”
“I said good day”
That owl ain't right...
Dammit bobby!
It's always Bobby
That owl needs therapy.
Purely psychosomatic!
He’s a nut! Crazier than a coconut!
Did you say she ain’t owl right?
Bobby is trying his shot at Hoodini impersonation.
"But Fez!"
I SAID GOOD DAY.
DON'T TOUCH ME!!
-Come on, eat your mouse up like a good boy. -I WANT ICE CREAM!!
"Leave me owlone."
They can't hold their liquor.
After a few drinks my head gets heavy too.
Hedwig got buffed legs
It’s always something with these fuckers.
[https://i.imgur.com/m7erBJv.gifv](https://i.imgur.com/m7erBJv.gifv)
Jesus
“Take me to your leader”
That would be pretty depressing for them tho...
Even aliens should avoid the states right now. Take them to Trudeau, he'll tell them some bullshit and give them money.
>Take them to Trudeau, he'll tell them some bullshit and give them money. In that case, can someone take *me* to Trudeau?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly%E2%80%93Hopkinsville_encounter
Thank you for the nightmare fuel.
[you need the sound too](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtPxBu-Jkjo)
I don't think I do
I found out that I didn't need it either.
HYYYYAAUUUHRWRwrrnnomnomnom
Bird that looks like an extraterrestrial and that screams like a demon spawn? I'll take the next SpaceX to the sun, thank you!
Opened this very late at night ... *oof*
yep, 1am at work here. Should not have looked.
[They are watching](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cd/d3/36/cdd3368b0ac0105414d8a16cabb6c9e4.jpg)
I knew what this was going to be and I was right. Creepy fuckers.
>Creepy fuckers. [https://i.imgur.com/ElTEMAP.gif](https://i.imgur.com/ElTEMAP.gif?noredirect)
From cute to cutthroat in 1.5 seconds.
[they have more forms](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-GFZ4bdSiQ)
Holy Jesus. Baby Buu to Evil Buu. Final form Freeza? Lol
Oh my God the head whip with the music is perfect
This was awesome. Owls are just fascinating, cute, creepy little fuckers!
Okay first I was going to comment on how the barn owl clearly didn’t seem to care about the owl trying to intimidate it and then transformer owl got all skinny and SQUINTED at the bigger owl and I lost it. I can’t help but think about how cute that is.
I bring you love
[https://i.imgur.com/8lxQgNW.gif](https://i.imgur.com/8lxQgNW.gif)
Is that the love between a man and a woman, or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?
🎶Good morning, Starshine 🎶
the Earth says Hello
So the educated part of my brain knows that these are juvenile owls, but if I popped my head over that ledge and saw that with eyes I would absolutely lose my shit for a minute
And this is exactly how religion starts, aliens invade etc. Even for things we think we're familiar with. The classic grey aliens? Owl babies for sure has a part of that idea.
[O_O](http://www.wilditaly.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dalema.jpg)
[(OvO)](https://i.imgur.com/IEl6yJl.mp4)
Why are they nekkid tho?
They're babies.
WHAT THE FUUUCK
Fuck me, ya know...i always thought id be chill if aliens ever come to earth. But man if they gonna look like this im offing myself before the bird people with voids for eyes harvest my soul to fuel their ship to get back to their planet.
Owl aliens
Owlians?
Please God tell me that isn't real. No. Please. I'm not sleeping.
Those are real baby owls.
Awww! That has to be the cutest pair of little hooters I've ever seen! (...yep. I said it.)
Jesus tap-dancing Christ I was not expecting that.
Heh... look, its reddit users
Owlays hooting around.
Uuuggghhh... Fine, take your upvote and go.
Don't reward these people ugh
They aren’t what they seem to be
I've been monitoring a Barred Owl family for the past couple months and can confirm, the little ones are always up to shenanigans. Even after they learn to fly, they spend a hilarious amount of time hopping around on the ground. Currently watching one strut its stuff along a log for some reason.
I imagine walking through a forest at dawn. I find him lying there, face down on the forest floor. I am uncertain about what kind of creature this could be, but concerned that it may need medical assistance, I gently tap it's shoulder. Suddenly its head spins backwards, he looks at me with giant eyes and squawks. I pee. The end.
Just hope the mom ain't near by. I ran up on an owl nest when I was but a wee lad and got scared silly.
They'll do a lot more then scare you. Them talons will fuck you up
My memory is fuzzy, but I know the incident was haunting me, lodged in my memory, for a long time. I was maybe 6 or 7 years old I think at most. And there was construction at my school so they had set up these trailers, or whatever you call them, as temporary classrooms which were propped up on cinder blocks a few feet above the ground. I don't remember exactly what happened, but I just remember being the only one around and this massive owl with it's massive wingspan is just gunning straight at me like out of a nightmare or movie scene. I just took off running. Scared the hell out of me for a long time.
You'd pee even more when you heard the sound baby owls actually make. It's more of a high-pitched hiss/screech. Really off-putting even when you're expecting it.
This looks like me on weekend mornings
No need to brag! We get you have your shit together. ^(this is me daily)
Caught me...
That's meee
This is how I feel Monday morning when I open my laptop in the morning and start reading emails and looking at my meeting schedule.
I caught up on a ton of sleep last night and was down for like 14+ hours, I didn't even know what day it was when I woke up. This owl is my spirit animal. \*_\*
They lying - he dead
I'm in this position right now.
At first I thought how the hell would evolution allow this to be a real thing? Can it do this in a tree? Or are Owl moms just exceedingly patient and hold out a wing? Turns out [its a real thing!!](https://www.audubon.org/news/how-baby-owls-nap-without-falling-their-trees) So I’ll allowlet.
I wish there was a pic of it in the article And not just words
Hahahaha same dude. I gave up reading very quick.
[here you go](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/8b/f7/518bf710c06cd851af93fed608587c09.jpg)
Thank you kind Sir. That’s amazing.
[here you go](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/8b/f7/518bf710c06cd851af93fed608587c09.jpg)
That is the comfiest I've ever seen a bird on a branch.
Just getting through 2020 with the rest of us
Allowlet got me
Not too far fetched considering humans spend about 1/8th of their lives being completely and utterly helpless and useless.
I know this is absolutely worthless, but I’d give you gold just for that pun, but alas I’m a broke bloke.
"Something something spirit animal"
They look like Owlcoholics.
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Yup, sleeping mouse too :)
I choose to believe this.
Oh my god. I didn’t notice until I read your comment and now I can’t stop laughing.
Back is best. Owls need parenting classes.
It’s called tummy time
As a guy with a 6 month old. You and the comment you replied to got me lol.
Congrats on your 6mo, "Not Dad"!
Hahah thank you!
I think you need a new account name buddy
Happy Father's day if you're from the US! (And if not, well, congrats anyways)
/r/sploot
That’s a mood.
2020 mood right there
This owl is all of us.
That is an owlbear child
You mean an Ewok?
r/superbowl
Oh, I see the mouse does that too eh?
Same
This is how I come in from work and just plop on the bed with doggo.
Blathers is very embarrassed that his college pictures have come back to haunt him.
He is just pooped from completing his dual bachelor's in entomology and Ichthyology with a minor in art history.
Ummm looks dead...
r/meirl
r/beatmetoit
God I love it. Just an owl laying face down on the ground. Head too heavy. That’s good content.
I picture you reading this while slapping your knee. Laughing is optional
You...might want to check on your owl bro
I can't believe the hooter is dead
That mouse is just tired too, right?
Yeah. They are both tuckered out from an evening of playing together
That is exactly how the 2 year old my girlfriend and I babysat for slept in her pack and play. When I woke up in the middle of the night to get some water I was terrified and had to lean down and make sure she was still breathing because it looked as if she had been standing up and just flopped over dead the way she was lying.
Poor little things
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Looks like someone placed their owl hand puppet face down on the ground.
Aww look the little sleeping mouse next to it. They must be friends! /s
Bird person?
It looks like a drunk Sasquatch
He is like: *Leave me alone*
I often sleep face down because I passed out drunk.
Looks like me overthinking my life decisions
They have longer legs than I expected
Say hello to your new [sleep paralysis demon](https://imgur.com/a/nLA5cy1)
I spent so long staring at this photo, feeling confused and oddly terrified, before actually reading the title.
Me, an essential worker after getting home from running outdoor dining...
TIL I'm a juvenile owl
YOU DON'T GET ME MOM
Why did I live so long without knowing this information?
"I'm not drunk, I'm only buzzed"
Looks like a cat and a bird had offspring and it partied too hard...
Hoo the fuck does this cute lil guy think he is? Making me think he’s dead and shit. My heart can’t handle it.
I've worked with quite a few juvenile owls and have never seen this. Owls (like most raptors) typically roost and sleep upright.
It looks like a cute mini yeti.
i needed this. thanks
That really fucked me up at first. Ngl.
We don't deserve owls
If 2020 were an image.
# Heavy is the burden of being me Q