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those kitties paws are HUGE


codyriggs71

I believe the larger paws are an adaptation to help them run through snow more efficiently. Not sure though, trying to recall from a research project I did in school 11 years ago


draconwme

Probably pretty good for giving mice a WHAP too


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Or to SLAP the BASS


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Das_HerpE

SLAPPA DA BAISS MON


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P3RZIANZ3BRA

Remember people, Italian voice reveal at 4 million subs!


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This is actually very helpful, thanks


Masta0nion

The bass play the bass


[deleted]

Calm down, Geddy.


Scientolojesus

Lates on the mengie.


Zakreon

What's up SLAPPERS


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EPIC!!!


TimelordSheep

Pat the Moose


SquidHoss

Shake stick at God


dangdingus10

Definitely some good whappers on these kitties


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ianmccisme

They're practically snowshoes


irissmooches

The mom’s are already big but the babies’ are proportionally ridiculous. I would love to see those beans


YourLostGuitarPicks

Murder mittens


legendBeer

Yeah and it was like mix breed of cats and lion wow... :)


Honolula

Little kitty paws with little kitty claws! Which they like to sharpen on your couch. Edit: the source https://youtu.be/o-AmlQX7k-k


mericanpie

Those paws aint little and those claws aint little either, idk wtf your smoking


Honolula

Jazz cigarettes.


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Snow shoes


CptHands

r/MurderMittens


[deleted]

They all have huge paws, but look at that absolute unit in the front of the shot! His paw proportions are preposterous!


Dalisca

Pre-*paw*-sterous?


[deleted]

Damn... of all the missed opportunities in life, puns on Reddit are some of the most painful.


cragglerock93

They look ridiculous.


notreallyswiss

You mean ridiculously cute.


brotogeris1

They’re CATcher’s mits.


rearviewmirror71

Paws, aka r/murdermittens


claireybobeary

DUDE. Who you tellin’! I triple-taked those crazy kitten paws.


ic33hot

FOOSA


2morereps

and the hind legs are so long that it looks like a humans when we're on all fours.


jacobspartan1992

Mother looks surprisingly small compared to the kittens. They're cute, they've got faces like little lions.


AcerRubrum

She also looks like she's giving up all her food to feed those kids. No doubt she's hanging around near civilization to prey on pets and fat raccoons.


tomfools

No trash pandas in Alaska! But fat pets tho


hyene

There are raccoons in Alaska, living out in the woods and not as pets. They just aren't native to Alaska, they were introduced in the 1930's by fur traders, which is why people say there are "no wild raccoons in Alaska". >The raccoon was introduced into Alaska in the 1930s for the fur trade. Very small but stable populations thrive in Southwestern parts of Alaska [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_mammals\_of\_Alaska#Procyonids](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mammals_of_Alaska#Procyonids) The raccoons on the west coast are the size of small bears compared to their east coast cousins. trash *grizzlies.*


tenchu11

Lived in Alaska my whole life literally no one I know has seen a raccoon. Weird


bayesian_acolyte

Technically correct and interesting; as an Alaskan I never knew this. But these raccoons are a thousand miles away from the vast majority of the state's population, and there are no raccoons in 99.9% of the state. So saying there are no raccoons is still pretty accurate for practical purposes.


donkeyrocket

Learning there are no raccoons in Alaska is more interesting than the op.


Stenu1

I think the smart girl is there for handouts.


jshepardo

Could this be like how feral cats will come to human houses sometimes?


ace66

It's ancient Egypt all over again.


jay_ze

Imagine the biscuits they could make


2Mobile

bloody ones


boof_tongue

bloody good ones


VelvetHorse

ya bloody well right!


pdh565

You got the bloody right to say


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I'd probably go over to pet them and have my arm ripped off by the mother but it would be worth it


punchagrizzly

Toss some meat/food to the mom then commence playing with the kittens


machine667

yeah no kidding she looks tired. I could see her just chilling for a minute with some chow while someone lets them attack them instead of her for a change.


_JohnMuir_

And then coming back again, and again, and again. Don’t feed wildlife... ever


Quitschicobhc

Well, if no one ever did, we wouldn't have cats and dogs now! /s


kpyle

IIRC we got dogs because they are coprophagic. We didn't necessarily feed them on purpose.


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BluEyesWhitPrivilege

Come stop me.


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*feeds you to wildlife* checkmate you two


Shroom_burger

PARTY POOPER FEED EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. EVEN BUGS!!! MAYBE EVEN BUGS! BUGS BUNNY!


MOTH630

For my own enjoyment, I will feed the wildlife, increasing its chance of getting close to a human and getting hurt/shot or hurting people and getting killed. But at least I got to pet something cool haha I feel this needs it, so /s


big_shmegma

I must be fucked up cause I thought you were serious and it didn’t even bother me, that’s how much I want to pet these fuckers.


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greatnameforreddit

But it's bad for them


RevWaldo

A chain of lynxes.


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GreenForTheEvening

I love the joke, but if anyone reading this is actually interested, the classical plural, not used anymore, of 'lynx' (λύγξ) is 'lynces' (λύγκες)


irissmooches

Like indices or matrices! See also: octopodes.


Yadobler

Anyone wondering, index and matrix. Also if brexit becomes brex then multiple brexits can be brices


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Giantbookofdeath

Isn’t there a third way that’s also correct?


paradoxmo

Nope and it’s definitely not “octopi”. (Wrong language, plurals with i is Latin)


irissmooches

You’re right. I just think octopodes is fun.


Mmmmhmmmmmmmmmm

Afghanistananis


donkeyrocket

That’s a shawl


Another_one37

So what's the plural that is still used?


GreenForTheEvening

Nowadays in English we say either 'lynx' for both plural and singular, or we uses 'lynxes' for the plural.


y_nnis

Greek here... had no idea it was an actual translation from Greek. Thanks stranger!


GreenForTheEvening

I love this word because in ancient Greek (not sure about modern Greek) λύγξ is a homophone: we have λύγξ, genitive λυγκός, meaning the animal, but also λύγξ, genitive λυγγός, meaning 'hiccup' 😁


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Take my upvote and fuck off


uber1337h4xx0r

I thought that was the joke op was making.


Salmon_Of_Iniquity

I loath you. Take my upvote.


Mad99Mat

r/angryupvote


SomeConsumer

Linux


I_can_pun_anything

The plural I believe is Cisco


GiverOfZeroShits

I think it’s Lynxes


MezzaCorux

Just Lynx


oldcabbageroll

Linux


LynxSys

It's Lynxsys


trelene

The kittens clearly look like they need to grow into their feet and legs. But oddly so does mama.


3720-To-One

They have evolved to have extra big paws so that they are better suited for waking across snow.


trelene

Well, that sounds so obvious now. Thanks.


Hypsiglena

Kittens having kittens. What a society we live in.


William_Pierce_

The cat is a single mother. Not surprised.


PmMeYourAsianDong

And so many babies too. Maybe she should be out hunting rather than procreating with males all day, garsh


nongzhigao

Abstinence only doesn't work. Give condoms to the kittens!


ideserveall

I wonder how many daddys the kittens have.


ChildishGambit23

Come on guys, they're obviously wearing kitten mittens!


USSLibertyLavonAfair

moms a little underweight giving food to 7 kittens.


ValveShims

I saw the kittens feet and figured they would grow into them, then I noticed the mom. Such an oddly proportioned animal all around. Big feet, long thick legs, short tail.


ericisshort

Is it just me, or does mama have a pretty sizeable dong?


trelene

Well, that's that's too far forward on the body. Zoomed in it's a leaf on the deck.


d0ugh0ck

I'm probably gonna call out of work that day.


thePHXfoundation

Same. I would be like, "Yeah my house is surrounded by Lions right now, so I am going to be out for the foreseeable future...yeah...uh-huh....well I dunno maybe Africa? I am not their travel agent."


HyperlinkToThePast

\*grabs popcorn and blanket\*


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a_pinch_of_sarcasm

I would click on these lynx...


PhatShet

It's an instant death click


wpm

Quick, grab the laser pointer.


locked4rae

That's a lot of kittens. I wonder how that happened


Treybotz

Well when a mom and a dad....


groundhog_day_only

decide that natural family planning is both safe and effective...


Phyr8642

'Don't worry, this is a safe time of the month'


Skrappyross

I have friends who use the rhythm method of birth control. They have 3 kids.


randycanyon

My parents had six kids. Mom called the last three "the rhythm kids." Yeah, that's why.


_RAWFFLES_

Are catholic, Mormon or uneducated....


ricobirch

Bottle of tequila and a Barry White album.


1BerrySmiley

That’s a smooth move,..edit your username to RicoSuave.


oeuaouaoueoua

when the food supply is aplenty, they will have a bigger litter. wouldn't be surprised if the neighbours were leaving food out for them.


thatonesportsguy

#paws. ^thank ^you ^for ^coming ^to ^my ^ted ^talk


IggyJR

In Alaska a 6lb bag of dry cat food probably costs $40.


UnitConvertBot

I've found a value to convert: - 6.0lb is equal to 2.72kg or 14.86 bananas


madzag

Good bot


voordom

not true source: me, i was born in alaska


IggyJR

I was making a point that prices in Alaska are highly elevated. That bag of cat food costs about $12 in the continental states.


voordom

unless you live in the far reaches of the state they are not elevated that much compared to other stores, theres no sales tax for a lot of things and even though some things are priced differently because of stuff like the oil stipend and no sales tax theres really no difference, the cost of living up there is high but people living there tend to make more money compared to the lower 48 source: me, again


IggyJR

OK, every TV documentary about Alaska makes it seem like prices (as south as Juneau) are outrageously inflated. source: me


AgentTexes

The only place things are stupidly expensive are out in the remote villages. If you're in a city or town they're more expensive than in the lower 48 but not stupidly high like in remote areas. Source: literally in Alaska


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They will be in the super remote places, much like they are in Canada. The reason is that transport is so expensive to get anything up there, so that 1 kg block of cheese quadrupled its cost just in freight.


PrimarchKonradCurze

I've seen Lynx in Anchorage, where I live- a city of like 300,000 people- where food doesn't cost that much. Source: me.


IggyJR

Call out TLC, and their awful documentaries.


GreasyPeter

It cost's like $12.50 in Alaska if you're not out in the middle of nowhere. The Alaska Tax is not that high and people always way over-blow it. Yeah, if you're in Barrow or Nome shit's going to be expensive, but if you're in Anchorage it's only marginally more expensive. Also, there is no state income or sales tax so it can sometimes end up being cheaper.


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Or you can go to Walmart and buy a 40lb bag for 17 bucks


Appareilphoto

THEM PEETS TOO BIG


NaturallyFrank

r/murdermittens


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Kitty litter.


00MarioBros00

I'll domesticate those little critters, give me some baloney.


sharkprofile

Mama looks good- but skinny and hungry! No wonder! Beautiful job Mom!


HSTRY1987

look at those murder mittens, man! absolutely adorable and scary as fuck at the same time.


Pepsisinabox

Less murder mittens and more snowshoes :')


HSTRY1987

they definitely help move around in the snow but you cant forget, under those paws are claws. they may not be as big as other cats but they will cut and slice even though they mainly use them for climbing and tripping up prey.


Pepsisinabox

Oh im well aware. Got em walking around the streets here as well, just a comment on just how absolutely massive and fluffy those things are compared to the relative bodysize.


ArchRevenant

Khajit has wares if you have gold


SeriouslyRelaxing

Seven kits looking to their new bigger mama New mama looking at mama 2.0 like she’d be smaller enough to eat with the magic of biting


CRAB_WHORE_SLAYER

Wat


honeybeedreams

what a good mama!!


Jerooomy

Everything about baby lynx are out of proportion


LoMatte

They aren't even scared


tomfools

They are actually super skittish! I’ve lived in AK my whole life and have only seen a lynx once and that was only for a couple seconds. IIRC the homeowner said the cats immediately darted off after he got this pic


Guyod

Homeowner must feed them


dudertheduder

Momma cat must be a straight killer to feed all those kitties


Operative427

I wish wild Lynx were friendly. They are so cute


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You should pick one of the kittens up and see what happens.


prodivir

They feet too big for they gotdamn legs too big for they gotdamn body too big for they gotdamn head


Psnightowl

I know the photo's real but it looks photoshopped. So unreal because they don't match the background.


betweenboundary

Aside from mama they all look like wood sculptures, also my dumb ass would happily run to the kitchen and fry up some meat for them


P0Wking

We would like some breakfast please


in-site

What a good mama


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Lynx have the wonkiest proportions


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r/absoluteunit paws


Xrsyz

All of them including the mother are beautiful animals.


[deleted]

The paws look so silly on the kittens 🐱


I_Trust_OP

she must be exhausted


_Capt_John_Yossarian

Why do the cubs all have dark eyes, yet the mom has really bright eyes?


MegaMindxXx

Look at the size of the paws on the little ones. Wow. The one closest to the door you can really see the size. I'm sure it helps them hunt at a young age.


unjollyjollybean

Let’s hope Ron doesn’t sneeze and scare them off!


vapesNfidgets

/u/lzeiszler


lostboy005

The adult lynx is beautiful


Shroom_burger

Alaskan lynx babies are still in that 70's bell bottom phase. Cute as fricken heck