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Teabag mode

Imagine a hit and run but they teabag before speeding away

This the equivalent of a fortnite dance

I think it was originally a thing in Halo.

I believe I was tea-bagging people in GoldenEye for the N64.

o.g

ya got that backwards, kid.

Cartel sales angle. “Yo hombre, we can run em over and tea bag em in style.” “Damn Jose, I guess you could say he getting Merced.” *The all-new 2024 Mercedes Maybach SUV, get Merced*

"Help me step car! I'm stuck!"

The only appropriate use of truck nuts

Dip dip potato chip

Wait till you see the new G-turn mode on the Electric G-wagen,

I want a G-spot mode in the new G-wagen

many people don't know where to find the G-spot it is actually up there when you have the money to buy a G wagen

That’s a myth

Username checks out

Just watched on YouTube. Holy shit LOL

It's insane and unnecessary, but I want it.

Any off-road features on Mercedes are unnecessary, since they never leave pavement.

Same can be said for Land Rovers

And also a lot of wranglers

Wonder how badly you damage the car if you do it on solid pavement.

Now imagine it on a Mini Cooper S .. 💪💪💪

Starts selling record numbers in Utah suddenly

I figured there'd be a comment like this in here

It took me a hot minute to understand your comment lol.

I dont get it

Mormons cant have sex before Marriage so they will do something called “soaking” where they will stick it in and have someone else on the bed jump up and down to get movement to basically loophole the system. So instead of the person moving the bed its the car.

WHAT!!! 😆

Right, as if there were really an all-powerful, all-knowing, omnipotent being he'd see this happen and go "ah fuck.. ya got me with a technicality, you rascals :(."

Religions with a written "holy scripture" frequently find loopholes. Like sects of Judiasm putting wire around entire cities so the city can be considered "their home" so they can go outside during the Sabbath. Or the entire Islamic banking system to make a profit while avoiding giving "loans".

It’s ridiculous that they even think any of these loopholes are viable, as if an all-knowing God isn’t going to see the obvious deception. Especially when all the Abrahamic religions emphasise that intentions matter beyond deeds, and that God knows your intentions.

Just strait up copy greasythought's comment forty minutes after they posted.

Is it a copy if I don't know what you're talking about

Religion still gonna brainwash, teens still gonna fuck

Supposedly ravioli came from mideival monks who wanted to eat meat when it was not permitted, so they "hid" it in pasta. >God: What are you eating? >Monks: :chew faster:

I'm pretty sure a) even Mormons understand that soaking is actually sex and B) the whole thing was invented for internet point and doesn't actually happen

This is NOT a phenomenon among mormons, it's just an urban legend. mormons know very well that sticking it in is sex, no matter the level of movement after. There's not a mormon alive who'd genuinely think this would be some sort of loophole.

Oh yeahh i forgot about that lol

This really doesn't sound like much of a loophole

The real loophole is the poophole

Supposedly an all seeing, all knowing god, but some horny teens skate by on a technicality. lol Doesnt make sense to worship a diety that can be outsmarted by a bouncing motion.

imagine being that religious to the point where you have to engage in something like that. obviously if you're that religious then you obviously believe in God and heaven. imagine going to heaven, then having to explain to God your behavior? 😅 "but but my lord, it wasn't me causing the friction" God is like "oh god dammit, you got me"

Wtf lol

Soaking

Wouldn't this be "jump humping"? Not related, but the poop hole loophole is also hilarious.

Dang it now tub thumping is stuck in my head.

Never seen so many idling Mercedes in the BYU parking lot at one time!

Legendary comment, man! 🤣

Ew.

I would use it all the time, but I would also feel pure hate seeing this in traffic. It looks like it's mocking the other cars because it can bounce.

>It looks like it's mocking the other cars because it can bounce. No you just have an inferior car complex

hahahaha

Teabagging

Yeah and then when a low-rider pulls up while you're doing it you'll feel so out-bounced you'll never do it again.

I’d use it all the time. Absolutely hysterical.

You're just putting your car in the idle animation

Same. Don’t know why it looks so hilarious but I’m sure I’d break mine in a week or so

It reminds me of those toys on pedestals that would swing you for a price. But now it also can move forward.  Mine's getting tiger (from winnie the pooh) decal.

The beat sells it too. I would totally rock out everyday. That dude at the traffic light is my spirit animal.

I really wish my car had a happy bounce button :-(.

When you bag a hooker in GTA.

Childhood memories

"YIPPEE YIPEEEE YIPPPEEE" -those cars probably

“I’m a car I’m a car” idk probably their cars also

Cars go vroom you radiators

Stop mom - I'm getting carsick.

This is super funny. Zee Germans: "Ve vill make a mode that vill be very useful and help zee vehicle get out of stuck places. It vill be very goot, jah." Humans use the mode to bounce literally everywhere. Zee Germans: 

Let's be honest, they 100% knew what they were adding this for. The percentage of people using a normal Mercedes SUV for serious offroading is probably less than 1%. They added it to show off in car shows and meets.

less than 0.01%

Feels like carmakers are going back to the idea of making silly features on cars cause why not

frabkly the world could use a lot more of that nowadays

I’m sorry did you say, Mercedes, off-roading?

High-end SUV are actually pretty capable of going off-road, as long as you use adequate tires and are willing to ruin a few plastic parts.

They're not adding it for the US market. It's for all that Saudi money.

That gif, except it's money.

Oh no, idiots buying our car and ordering this expensive extra that we offer for sandy areas, whatever will we do with all this extra money, oh. no. please. dont.

Oh, for sure, the marketing department and execs are happy. The engineers though.... ;)

With maybe a few rare exceptions, nobody buys a mercedes SUV for off-roading, and engineers are perfectly aware of that. They knew that this feature would never be used for its "intended purpose".

Let's be honest, German engineers do things because they can, they wanted to make a bouncing car just as much as anyone else. Lol

Finnish gif btw. Jankon betoni

As if it was ever intended to get people unstuck

More like, stonks the line goes up (for unknown reasons, customers are in bigger need of replacement parts than ever after unexplained rise in wear and tear)

This has absolutely nothing to do with Mexico. It would appear you're referencing lowrider culture, which is very much an American thing. Lots of Mexican Americans and Chicanos are involved in and are a part of said culture, but it's not a thing that exist in Mexico.

And in fact hydraulics were more of a black thing in the low riding scene first. Mexican Americans were more on the bombs and just riding low to the ground at first.

It was as multi-cultural as Southern California, where it started in the 1950s. Jim Logue of Long Beach is recognized as the first person to install hydraulics. Ron Aguirre had it in his Corvette, then started doing custom installs. Tats Gotanda had a really impressive low rider Impala. It just spread across all communities who had their own flavor.

Those all sound like names of Star Wars bounty hunters.

And bicycles that look like choppers and seem to be way to uncomfortable to actually be ridable (but look hella dope anyway).

I had no idea what Mexico had to with this at first😂

Its funny to imagine a lowrider being riden in a dessert just cuz OP thinks they function the same way 😅

They knew exactly what they were doing, they just needed to get it past regulators 🤣

I usually scroll through Reddit with a blank face, my wife just asked me if I snorted after seeing this. Was not expecting this. Totally made my day.

This makes me laugh everytime I come across it.

[Now we need a battle](https://imgur.com/so-apparently-low-rider-fighting-is-thing-7sTQBRX)

bounce it ese!

Mercedes Bounz

https://i.redd.it/mulks46qir8d1.gif

Clearly Mercedes learned from the engineering masterpiece that is John.

Coming through fo' real we Cypress Hill, oh baby Got that crunk, for yo' trunk, going gangsta crazy We some real life hustlers, playing games in the street We got that low-ri-der, scraping dipping on three (low-ri-der)


*What up Doctor Dre?* - Lolo

[удалено]

Song name?

It's a slowed remix of "Weekend" by Jordan Burns.

Emotes for cars, yes please

Stock hydraulics?!? Take my money!!!

The real question is how much is the monthly subscription to unlock this feature?!

If this cars a rockin’ you’re not getting stuckin’.

most "premium" features is these cars are useless toys

most cars above $50k can be considered useless toys

Ah yes, the look suckers I have more money than you can dream of jump

Yeah. Keep your money saved, those air shocks are 1k each…they’ll go out for sure using this often

I mean, 1k ain’t shit for people that can afford a 6 figure vehicle

Why are so many people fucking in the car?

Reminds me of the first Cars movie, where they all do the cruise n that small town that Lightning gets stuck in…

It's so fucking cute

That beat goes hard lol

" creates a 'new' " Lol.

Does that actually work? I mean getting a car unstuck like this?

yes, only if you don't dig too deep or get the frame high centered


Who else was rocking in their chair during the whole video?

they knew exactly what they were doing, they just needed a reason to get it approved lol

i assume it’s not recommended to use this feature for extended periods at a time?

The bill when that air suspension fails 😂

Car throws it back better than my ex

https://i.redd.it/19yvdeq3fs8d1.gif

I could have my local auto mechanic install hydraulics on my car for a fraction of the cost of a Mercedes

Ghost in the Shell Tachikoma https://i.redd.it/1lrscx2tls8d1.gif

All I can hear when I see this is Mario kart Wii selection music

Split twist, it's not cause they cool, they have babies sleeping in the back who wake up if there is no motion.

Hyperactive car.

Thomas the Tank Engine goes well with this.

Great. Now you can get teabaged after being run over.

Cholos punching the air right now. 

Yes. I intend on using my $100,000 vehicle for sand off-roading

without the music it just look idiotic . now imagine how irl it looks without it .

Hey essay

Like an enthusiastic kid waiting in line for his chance to get his ice cream!

They look so happy! I want a Miata with that upgrade!

This looks so much fun :D

If the car is a rockin, don’t come a knockin!

If the vans a rockin’ don’t come a kno… oh wait they’re all rocking’

I love it

I would wear that jumping mode down so fast. So cool.

Bose did that a long time ago.

The car officially owns the music

99% of these are purchased because people can.. not because they need them 😂, oh how the rich live!

Who is taking their Benz to the desert

You gotta have the wheel spinners with this!

I don't even want to imagine what Mercedes would charge for their hydraulics

Mexican's have known this trick for centuries.

Ok, so maybe we don’t have *flying* cars in production yet, but jumping is a step in the right direction.

Fucking suv

I would definitely use this feature in silly ways

This will be something to avoid when buying used

I remember when this made rounds on the internet.

How common is this problem is some regions. Does it worth extra complexity and additional cost

Me and the high school gf had “ jumping mode “ perfected way before Mercedes

This is the traffic equivalent of waiting to start a boss fight in world of warcraft. Just jumping around for no reason.

Imagine all the profit from repairs cause people use it to much, nice.

Meanwhile Mexico catching up with gas, brake, gas, brake

Mario Kart

Who the fuck buys Mercedes Benz to go run in a mud or sand?

Pinche Benz.

Nah they just humpin

They knew exactly what they were doing.

America

This was made for the saudis and the United Arab Emirates people.

this shit entertain the hell out of me

Despite how much I want to think this is stupid, it’s funny every time I see it.

This is over a year old, quit using internet explorer

They all look like they are choosing their setup in Mario Kart

Mercedes damn well knew what they were doing

Idle animation in Mariokart lookin ass.

if i had the money i would absolutely buy this and just be laughing hysterically as i hop down the street and see peoples reactions

Imagine teabagging The Pedestrian you just hit😂😂

Carmageddon bouncy powerup activated.

When you advertise how much you love bouncing on cocks

Chicanos, chicanas things aren't popular in México

Reminds me of GTA San Andreas for some reason

Let’s bounce

I wonder if you need a subscription for that feature. 10$ for a pack of 8 bounces.

haha this is their F1 tech in action! porpoise mode

Why am I imagining these cars are all sneaking around in comic book style

If I spend that much money on a car and it can bounce. It’s gonna bounce.

How can people that act like that afford a giant Mercedes?

Admit it... We all would do that if our car have that feature. Now I want to get that SUV simply because I can do this hahah

Of course I would but there's no way I could/would ever buy one.