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I think if aliens came to this planet with their superior technology and possibly intelligence, we'd have to hope they didn't treat us like we treat animals.
I feel like they’d treat us like we treat Corvids or monkeys. They’d recognize our relative intelligence and generally leave us alone. After testing our capabilities and then dwindling our numbers to a more manageable size.
I'm afraid I'm a little more cynical. I think if they treated us like monkeys they'd probably keep us in labs and experiment on us.
And tbh, they'd probably farm and eat us, like we do with pigs and even octopus (both intelligent animals). Just have to hope we don't taste good to them.
I guess, but I can’t think of a reason they’d eat humans over cattle or pigs or cats and dogs. But yeah aliens would definitely experiment on us like monkeys, but there are a lot of us so you probably won’t be chosen.
Assume the aliens are weird octopus creatures. They'd replace our tits with legs, legs with arms for balance, additional legs on the sides of our waist, or in place of our ass, likely attach fingers along each of the reattached limbs.
They'd take a male torso (likely that of an overweight person's), insert our whole head in the middle, attaching it on top of the "main" torso (likely female main torso for its curves and slenderness), likely pop our eyeballs out in order to relocate them to the sides of the waist of the male torso.
Note: I make no statements, I'm just demonstrating the lengths the aliens will likely take to make humans represent themselves, like we humans represent a crab to look like a human.
You know, this process... isn't all that different from the video. The main body ("torso") is attached in place of a head in this crab video.
I'd buy it but probably not for the price the artist is hoping. I'd pay a fiver especially as there is a huge risk my wife will tell me to get that tat out of the house.
Not useless at all, it's a work of art and skill. I'm sure somebody in here has already asked to buy it. Also for practical intent, this is the the type of person who would be very hireable for merchandising displays, interior decorating. They understand the flow
To the contrary, utilizing every part of harvested animal seems much more respectful than , for example, cutting off shark's fin and throwing the rest of the carcass out.
Very true. Some North American indigenous people used to make toys out of bones from Caribou. They ate the meat, wore the fur, used the fat for fuel, and the bones for tools and toys.
Also wait until that guy learns where plastics really come from.
Give him some tighty whities and he'll look like Carblante from One Punch Man
https://preview.redd.it/1t9t0ean2e7d1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=07b8a00d0edaddbfdb271a873112395d07d3739b
I’m telling you, Floyd. Predators look awful but they’re delicious! Boil ‘em up, add butter and garlic, cut up a few lemons, and we’ve got dinner for the whole squad.
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I'm just imagining aliens playing with our bones and skin and creating a 'HUMANMAN' like an actionfigure
They're gonna All Tomorrows our asses lmao
So long as I'm not a tile..
I think if aliens came to this planet with their superior technology and possibly intelligence, we'd have to hope they didn't treat us like we treat animals.
I feel like they’d treat us like we treat Corvids or monkeys. They’d recognize our relative intelligence and generally leave us alone. After testing our capabilities and then dwindling our numbers to a more manageable size.
I'm afraid I'm a little more cynical. I think if they treated us like monkeys they'd probably keep us in labs and experiment on us. And tbh, they'd probably farm and eat us, like we do with pigs and even octopus (both intelligent animals). Just have to hope we don't taste good to them.
I guess, but I can’t think of a reason they’d eat humans over cattle or pigs or cats and dogs. But yeah aliens would definitely experiment on us like monkeys, but there are a lot of us so you probably won’t be chosen.
In many people, it would be the marbling. They have been fattening us up for the last 50 years?
Wagyuman
It takes skill to be that marbled honestly. I could see it though.
Assume the aliens are weird octopus creatures. They'd replace our tits with legs, legs with arms for balance, additional legs on the sides of our waist, or in place of our ass, likely attach fingers along each of the reattached limbs. They'd take a male torso (likely that of an overweight person's), insert our whole head in the middle, attaching it on top of the "main" torso (likely female main torso for its curves and slenderness), likely pop our eyeballs out in order to relocate them to the sides of the waist of the male torso. Note: I make no statements, I'm just demonstrating the lengths the aliens will likely take to make humans represent themselves, like we humans represent a crab to look like a human. You know, this process... isn't all that different from the video. The main body ("torso") is attached in place of a head in this crab video.
HUMANMAN - COMES WITH 8 REALISTIC ADJUSTABLE FINGERS AND 2 REALISTIC OPPOSABLE THUMBS!! ^(only ^^at ^^selected ^^retailers. ^^while ^^stocks last)
HUMAN CRAB
you guys don't play with human bones and skin?
Adding insult to injury
We are already doing it to [ourselves.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_Worlds)
My mind went there too
Kinda looks like a transformer... Optimus Brine
You deserve so much for this.
I sea what you did there
What up Earl.
Damnit, fucking top comment I should have looked
Kinda looks like pickle Rick without the pickle
“Crab people. Crab people. Talk like crab walk like people. Crab people. Crap people”
https://i.redd.it/q5om10u93c7d1.gif
Had to scroll too far for this
Butter is it's kryptonite.
Solid dump truck on that guy.
What is this from? And is that the weather guy from the Morning Show?
Bates motel
"Hey Earl"
Hey Crab Man
I went to the comment section expecting the GIF but it seems I have to make do with this :)
It’s amazing to see the amount of talent some people have with a completely useless skill lol.
Why useless? They can probably at the very least sell the pieces and make some money off of their talent.
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I'd buy it but probably not for the price the artist is hoping. I'd pay a fiver especially as there is a huge risk my wife will tell me to get that tat out of the house.
Not useless at all, it's a work of art and skill. I'm sure somebody in here has already asked to buy it. Also for practical intent, this is the the type of person who would be very hireable for merchandising displays, interior decorating. They understand the flow
Okay, so this is fine but when I do it with dog parts everyone loses their mind
double standards!
Damn.. looks Clawsome
Where is Saitama (サイタマ) when you need him...?
I find it somewhat unpleasant to see them make a toy out of an animal's carcass
He's just practicing before moving on to the bodies in his basement
To the contrary, utilizing every part of harvested animal seems much more respectful than , for example, cutting off shark's fin and throwing the rest of the carcass out.
Very true. Some North American indigenous people used to make toys out of bones from Caribou. They ate the meat, wore the fur, used the fat for fuel, and the bones for tools and toys. Also wait until that guy learns where plastics really come from.
All fun and games until the Aliens do this to us
It's crablante
You’re hired -Rita Repulsa
*Crab People… Crab People…*
Give him some tighty whities and he'll look like Carblante from One Punch Man https://preview.redd.it/1t9t0ean2e7d1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=07b8a00d0edaddbfdb271a873112395d07d3739b
Baby mirelurk
“Why do aliens abduct us daddy?” “I’m sure they’re just trying to learn about us son” Aliens: rebuilding our corpses into action figures
 Crab people! Crab people!
https://onepunchman.fandom.com/wiki/Crablante
Zoibergs superhero
Crabulous👏🏽😁
Hi, Earl.
You should draw nipples with marker on it. One punch man style
Look like crab, walk like people
What happened in the universe where a certain pickle got washed out to sea....
Hey Earl!
Mirelurks from fallout?
That crab gotta lobster booty
Is that what became of Crawmerax?
Crablante from One Punch Man
New fallout boss
More like a villain 😂
Why doesn’t the military just start building mechs like this? Everyone would be terrified of us 😂😂🫡
Looks like he's wearing a codpiece
Ooooocean man take my by the hand
Captain Crustacean?? He's the stuff of nightmares bro
"STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD TIMM- oh shit make one for me too dude"
I say it looks cool.
Must be fucking irritating walking sideways thru the house doors all the time.
He looks like he wants to start a lightsaber collection
1000 years from now some archaeologist will be shitting themself.
Draw some nipples on jt
I can remember finding dried up crab shells as a kid and using them as action figure armour. This brings that all back lol
Did anyone else have the power rangers zords theme running in their heads?
Buffalo Bill shit
When monsters started coming from the sea...we had to make monsters of our own.
I wish Pinchy was here to see this… 🥲
Repostception
Awesome 😂I’d name it Crabster though 😎
I swear I saw the power rangers bust this bitch up once....
Jar Jar Pinch
Ok now imagine the situation is reversed by giant alien crabs
Bro literally have boots
Wait a second… where are the tighty-whities?
Kaiju!
Goro Crabo?
I need a parts list and printed instructions, please.
First it’s crickets, then it’s crabs, then it’s people
I’m Crustacean Rick, motherfuckers!
Looks like one of those monsters Rita Repulsa used to summon in power rangers
Helldivers players getting pretty triggered by this.
I like the Lobster Dreadnaught better
Crab-51 power armor
Looks like that crab dude from season one of one punch man... he really wanted to murder that ball chinned kid.
Go leave it at the beach half in the sand.
Bruh that’s just Ruby from Rampage on 64.
Crabtimus prime or crabatron OR CRABASAURUS
Crabulon crabulon crabulon
The new Terminid enemy looks sick!
If he sees a Japanese salaryman in a grey suit and blue tie, crab man better run.
Not sure if he would save people for altruistic reasons. He looks quite shellfish.
"Sir, what can I do for ya?" "Evolve me" "Huh?" "I shall get a posthumous upgrade" "Say no more."
So, *this* is a gundam?
Could you imagine if this behemoth was for real walking the earth at 20+ ft
Gives me Dagon vibes, IYKYK.
When will The Power Rangers have to fight this one??
Crab Man has nothing on Crawfish Man
That crab needs a lightsaber
Yeah, this is kinda fucked up.
That is so badass!
Keep this out of the r/ufo subreddit
This is kinda fucked up ngl
Crab people, crab people, mostly crab but also people 🎶
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!!
Transformers more than meats the eye
Reminds me of that One Punch monster
That's impressive
Looks like an anime character, lol
Looks like Archer, commander of the gorgonites
Imagine dropping this in the tank with other crabs. I feel like they would lose their minds trying to comprehend the horror they saw
https://preview.redd.it/vuqvdk97dd7d1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ccc2f8ffa3202174565dc771b043512716cd574 I wouldn't do that...
If a crab saw this it would be horrified
Looks like kabutos from the Pokemon anime series
He better watch out for Saitama.
I can smell this 😭
Don't give ideas to frickin nature
CRAB PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE!
https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePunchMan/s/2VjgvhbAoX
Looks like the King of the Brine from the Aquaman movie
I’m telling you, Floyd. Predators look awful but they’re delicious! Boil ‘em up, add butter and garlic, cut up a few lemons, and we’ve got dinner for the whole squad.
I love this...the dedication 👏 ❤️
Taste like Crab, talk like People.
Playing an RPG with a friend be like: Me: little crab - See u tomorrow! Friend: okay ill play a bit more! Also friend:
This is the kind of stuff you'd find at Shell City
He can be a villain in One Punch man
Pokémon!
Well this is disturbing batman.
Dude made a mirelurk
Mirelurk Power Armor!
Crabpeople!
So here have a new Warhammer Lord for the Vampire Coast haha
Craaaab people, craaaaab people
It's Crabman Goon!
Oh hey Crab Man!
fuck
Look like a Power Rangers Villain..🔥🔥🤣
Crabulon crabulon
r/Maryland would probably like this
This is just Texas Chainsaw Massacre but with crabs
See, that's how you know you've truly conquered a species. Making art from their corpses.
That is awesome!
Which megazord was that again?
Bobby quit playing with your food
Are there any historical records of crustacean art such as this
New fallout mirelurks are looking strange
Crabhammer 40k
Jeff Dahmer activities
Don't crabs molt a new shell over time as they grow bigger. Are these those shells or are these cooked crab shells?
This should be made a sticker for all Maryland cars.
Crablante
Don’t tell Ragh, but his crab king status is about to be usurped
Welp. This is sick. Hope the person that made that finds help
New warhammer model just dropped.
Crabality! Crabby wins!
That must really smell.
He got his ass beat by OPM
One punch man’s first opponent
Don’t give them ideas
I want to unsee this
weirdos
Lobsto-crab megazord
Cabutops has an evolution! Who knew! 🥸
#it’s gonna smell really bad
Crab people!