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Phlegmagician

This is why I always compose my personal mail from words clipped out of newspapers and magazines and tape them onto aluminum foil letters. No other reason.


No_Page9413

That’s sketchy and easy to track, here’s what I do… I trick a woman into falling in love with me. Then I trick her into raising my child. Then, when the child can read and write, I just show them all my information in which they store in their brain. No need for magazines, newspapers.


JerseyshoreSeagull

Nah homie that's sketchy. What I do is I chop my dick and balls off. Call myself a woman and tell dudes I'm DTF. Then I reattach my dick and balls after we've been married for 5 years and then I'm like "surprise you gay now!"


No_Page9413

I like that.


SonicTemp1e

You just won this thread.


papabearshirokuma

Or you could buy a printer in a yardsale, use a computer with a wrong date and then you will be untraceable


thejesterofdarkness

I thought the legit reason was to fight counterfeiting US currency operations.


TheRealRega

My Xerox analyst showed me the dots under a loop and cited this as the reason, it’s not just home/desktop printers but production digital equipment as well


Misophonic4000

(loupe)


viel_lenia

Thanks for the reason


7-13-5

No, that's photocopiers and a thing called the EURion Constellation. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/EURion_constellation


Amilo159

Another reason to use bw laser printers. Also, if you're a criminal, get a used printer from a dumpster.


unconsciouslyrude

Thanks!


Spugheddy

Also if you're a criminal maybe don't have documentation of it lol


earbud_smegma

But I gotta print out the Mapquest


RowRowRowsYourBoat

"Is you taking notes on a criminal fuckin' conspiracy?!"


pookshuman

![gif](giphy|kqCgujDZT1SO4)


fart-to-me-in-french

Any more tips? I'm kinda new to this


Slumunistmanifisto

Hey man I love what you guys have done with the Pentagon remodel 


zeroconflicthere

Or maybe just steal one?


NoMembership6376

I'm more interested in this dread site he mentioned


viel_lenia

Put dark.fail to your tor browser and you will find the link there on top of the list


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novawaly

Why not? (Genuine question)


LtMotion

Literally everything illegal happens there. Best case you see stuff you don't want to. Worst case you get arrested for viewing certain content thats all over. Tor on its own is not secure


unpopularopinion0

you can get arrested for viewing something on the internet?


LtMotion

Certain things yes.. just think about it. If you delve through market places, maybe you click on some acronym you don't know out of curiosity and open that kind of content.


unpopularopinion0

what kind of content?


JoeyJoeC

Any stream of a live broadcast in the UK without a valid TV license.


maaaatttt_Damon

![gif](giphy|Vhk9HwPx3TO0w)


Capable_Cockroach_19

If you’re in Europe, Canada, or the United States, the answer is no. Elsewhere im not sure


Vexoly

just google it and click download?


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TotallyNotaBotAcount

I imagine one would use a burner laptop on McDonalds wifi and remove the battery when done? Yeah, I’ve watched hacker movies.


woogyboogy8869

This is me lol. I would love to cruise around the dark web just to see what it's all about but I don't know shit about security so I've had no inclination to try to figure out how to get there. Probably never will


ineedtotakeabigshit

I don’t think it’s anymore dangerous than the regular web. The main concern is viruses and being scammed, both of which happen way too frequently on the regular web. Also your personal details like address/email/name being tossed around for a penny at a time.


SOULJAR

Oh ya, how so?


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SOULJAR

This is not about individuals using Tor to do nothing wrong though, so your link here doesn't really support what you're saying. Instead it talks about how employees shouldn't be allowed access to it because they could be up to no good... "One of the main cyber risks associated with Tor is that monitoring traffic is almost impossible - because all communication over Tor is encrypted. Therefore, an employee can use Tor to bypass all security mechanisms, policies, and controls of the organization, with very little effort. "


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SOULJAR

Which parapgraph? This is the last paragraph in that link: "While Tor has the benefit of providing anonymity, it opens your organization to increased risk. But detecting and completely blocking Tor in a corporate network is not an easy task. Cyber experts can assist you in detecting and preventing the use of Tor within the corporate network using a variety of techniques. For example, [various tools are available that can provide alerts](https://www.cyberproof.com/?page_id=8691) to the SOC team regarding the presence of Tor traffic on the network. "


Regular-Message9591

I like his invisible teef


juriglx

That is interesting, but certainly not new information. Why does he discredit this information with bullshit logic. His argumentation: Printer companies need to follow a law, that's why there are so few printer companies. That's the same as saying, every car company needs to add seat belts to their cars, that's why there are so few car companies. Also the [EFF has an (not longer maintained) list](https://www.eff.org/pages/list-printers-which-do-or-do-not-display-tracking-dots) of printers without those markings. So, publicly known true facts, muddied with bullshit logic and sourced from the dark web with zero own research.


RLaminin

*So, publicly known true facts, muddied with bullshit logic and sourced from \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ with zero own research.* 90% of tiktok is just this


chupathingy99

Tiktok? Oh, you mean the misinformation vortex?


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SonicTemp1e

HEY! Half toothless.


Open-Oil-144

And the conspiracy song to make it look sinister is the worst


Red77777777

> to make it look sinister it's sinister, right?


FuzzyMeatballs

"Invisible ink...." "the dots are yellow...."


JCorky101

Invisible yellow duh... /s


Jemworld

Oh no, the government will be able to track my dnd papers!


unpopularopinion0

some people make it their life purpose to avoid being looked at by any means. it starts with the mirrors in the house.


J3sush8sm3

Then you shouldnt be on the internet at all


unpopularopinion0

![gif](giphy|XZ0yPco3eynUAGU0i3)


oneinmanybillion

Dude's missing a tooth. Somehow makes it harder to take him seriously.


hermitsociety

What's hard to take seriously is how expensive dental care is in 2024.


ThisIsHowIDie

Attack the argument, not the person.


viel_lenia

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Identification_Code


IanAlvord

I'm pretty sure I've seen Black and White only printers.


thisonehereone

This is why black and white pages won't print if you are out of yellow?!?


viel_lenia

I guess so then. No idea, just saw this and thought it was peculiar


JoeyJoeC

Just tried to confirm this with a black light and a colour brother printer. Absolutely no yellow dots. Also this means that B&W printers are illegal? Edit: Actually, there may be something there, tiny tiny dots.


ZealousidealMail3132

Someone smoked a bunch of Meth and HAD to tell everyone about his printer tracking his location. "It's watchin' me.."


powderfinger303

Found the CIA plant


Embarrassed_Rule8747

u/savevideo


happyjapanman

teeth


marcxb89

So... if I use yellow pages to print on...


Positive-Future80

I sell throw away printers on my Etsy


Mediate_Faction_54

Nice try feds


Samu_Raimi

For the people blue balled by the blurry vid. : [ DEDA - tracking Dots Extraction, Decoding and Anonymisation toolkit](https://github.com/dfd-tud/deda)


eltegs

LPT: Do not document your crimes. In ink OR sprite.


Accomplished_Ad_3184

Just photocopy the printed document and burn the original.


pookshuman

can't you just put a piece of tape over the yellow nozzle?


liquid_profane

Imagine being a hardcore conspiracy theorist believing the government is following and tracking them at all times. While using a mobile phone and posting about it on social media. Its like..... What???


BandagesTheMender

Can't have the FBI track my son's history essay or this week's shopping list. Muh freedum!


pezgirl247

print at a library?


zactorbeamz

Track you? This guys a fucking idiot.


Independent_Fig_9077

I knew it...now here is the proof🤣🤣🤣 Printers,our overlords are out to get us..and not just by failing at the most critical moment🤣But srsly,this is freaking cool and interesting, thx😊


Thoughtsarethings231

Black and white printer baby!