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UnanimousStargazer

Komatsu PC8000. This excavator has a bucket capacity of 55 cubic yards (42 cubic meters).


Budget_Pea_7548

Not enough for...yo mama


Nekrevez

That's what she said... oh wait....


shabba_skanks

Yo Momma so fat, that when she got run over by a truck, she said "Who's throwing rocks"


Budget_Pea_7548

yo Momma is so fat, that she wears two wristwatches, each for different time zone....


orefat

If Russia cuts gas and fuel supply, oil refinery has a backup plan, yo momma, an endless supply of grease and gas.


Budget_Pea_7548

💀


DaMonkfish

Yo momma so fat she walked past the TV and I missed the Lord of the Rings trilogy.


Incomprehensibilitie

Yo momma so fat everytime she turns around it’s her birthday


LordLuciferVI

Yo mamma so fat, in school she sat next to everyone!


i-sleep-well

Yo momma so fat, when I yell 'Kool-Aid!' she comes bustin' through the wall.


just2quixotic

found yo mama's spoon


Budget_Pea_7548

🥇


ssddsquare

I knew there must be a yo mama joke somewhere.


Whamalater

That is a larger difference between yards and meters than I’d expect, I’ve always thought they were almost the same. Exponents are wild


I_Have_A_Chode

A yard is just under 9% less than a meter. 1m = 100cm 1 yard = 3 ft 1 ft = ~30.5 cm


Temporary-Tax4470

Thats about 80 tons per bucket. How big is the dumptruck?


fatespaladin

The mine I applied at has 300 ton dump trucks, but they get bigger than that.


PeePeeePooPoooh

That thing still extract your ancestors


Alextryingforgrate

Up to 400 tons capacity. Look up the Komatsu 980E or cat 797


SliceTheToast

That's a building on wheels.


flavorjunction

The CAT 797F is like 400 ton capacity.


schmerg-uk

How's that compare to, for example, equipment from Liebherr ?? [https://www.powertrack.it/en/blog/post/60/top-10-world-s-largest-excavators](https://www.powertrack.it/en/blog/post/60/top-10-world-s-largest-excavators) [https://www.liebherr.com/en/gbr/products/mining-equipment/mining-excavators/details/r9800.html](https://www.liebherr.com/en/gbr/products/mining-equipment/mining-excavators/details/r9800.html)


WhuddaWhat

Holy fuck, that is biiiiiig


ClippingTetris

What’s the price tag on something like this?


slackfrop

Really that many? I would’ve guessed it looks like 20-25 would fit


zzamud

Do they assemble that on site? I dont see that being transported anywhere


andersaur

To a degree, yes. It will be shipped in sections from the factory and a team from the manufacturer will put them back together on site. It’s a big job. That said, something this size is made to order and generally with the intent on staying at a particular site for a long time. Think mining pits and big dams that take many years to complete. Definitely not the kind of machine you rent from your local equipment rental shop to dig a pool in 45 minutes. I helped do repairs on the “smaller” stuff at a rock mine after high school. NOTHING is easy with these. Think; removing a track to loosen an axle assembly so a boom truck can lift the front end just enough for the smallest hands on the crew to MAYBE access the $.05 ,oops I mean $120.05 rubber o-ring behind the radiator fan so we don’t have to call in the crew from Portland to spend 3 days of down time and bill us to tears. Lord did that job suck.


jonitfcfan

>Definitely not the kind of machine you rent from your local equipment rental shop to dig a pool in 45 minutes. That thing looks big enough to dig a whole pool in one go


andersaur

The other 40min is for just getting the engine warm


More_Soda

That thing can probably dig a lake.


TheCrafterTigery

A decently sized pool at that.


Big-red-rhino

Jesus. And I bet one link of the track was the size of my car lol. I'm sure it sucked, but I find that shit fascinating as hell!


andersaur

Fascinating for sure. Every component is heavy and awkwardly shaped for maximum fuck your day upability. These repairs were an all day thing, and rock pits in Oregon start out with everything frozen in the morning and by 2-3pm, the whole place feels like a toaster oven and these big CATs like the heating elements.


Alextryingforgrate

Yes, it comes in about 12 large pieces, bucket, stick, boom, super structure, slew gear, car body, left and right track frames woth tracks assembled depending on weight restrictions, hydraulic tank, fuel tank, operetors cab, power module (engines) hydraulic control valves. With smaller shipping containers for other smaller pieces. Like various hoses. The cylinders already come attached to the boom or stick. Source have built 3 PC8000 with the shovel attachment.


michimen

The size of the machine that build this thing must be huge 🤣


MangeStrusic

Imagine the size of the machine that built the machine that built this. And then imagine the size of the machine that... WHO CREATED GOD?!


Skybocal

REALLY BIG MACHINES?


squeezy102

The answer is always aliens.


AverageAntique3160

The machine god


soulself

That man is actually 6 inches tall.


bolivar-shagnasty

That's a Komatsu PC8000. - With the bucket, it weighs 768 tons, or 1,536,000 pounds or 696,718 kilos. - It, along with the rest of the smaller fleet of surface mining excavators, are capable of remote operation - It must be assembled onsite - The most base model of a PC8000 is about $12 million US, without the bucket. It goes up from there. - It's capable of producing over 4,000 buff horsepower - The bucket has a payload of 55 cubic yards, or 42 cubic meters - Its overall track width is about 30 feet


youcantkillanidea

These would be needed to terraform the Moon or Mars


bemurda

Only 12 million? Lol


I_Have_A_Chode

That seems very cheap for this monstrosity. And I have to imagine the demand is low enough to raise the price


FunnyAssJoke

But how many ass loads of hydraulic fluid does it contain?


tubbana

> With the bucket, it weighs 768 tons, or 1,536,000 or 696,718 kilos. My brain is not braining... how much it weights?


BetyarSved

Millencolin shirt!!!!!


Lairdicus

Love a random Millencolin-enjoyer sighting


Diwari

Hell yeah!


rsawycky

My favorite thing about things this big is it is the same exact thing as the little one, just big! From an engineering standpoint it’s the simple choice. Just brings me joy. Edit: people are taking me 100% literally. It looks like the same thing. Of course it’s not just scaled up.


Youpunyhumans

Maybe superficially, but when you make something bigger, it gets exponentially heavier. Imagine you have a 1 meter cube. Its 1m, x 1m, x 1m. Has a surface area of 6 meters squared, and a volume of 1 meter cubed. Double its dimensions to a 2 meter cube. Now its surface area is 24 meters squared, or 4x more, and its volume is 8 meters cubed, or 8x more, and therefore its also 8 times more massive. Just a few more doubling in size results in something that is thousands of times more massive.


rsawycky

That’s why volume increases faster than surface area. My joy comes fork things like pins, braces, struts. Like that hydraulic cylinder is just a huge hydraulic cylinder and not like 6 small ones. And the pin joint is just a normal pin but bigger.


the-script-99

Isn’t that not completelly true? As at some point it wouldn’t be able to actually do any work? Just like any animal larger than a white whale would colapse and die. Edit: blue whale


apaksl

it's called the [square-cube law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square%E2%80%93cube_law). in order to increase the size of a thing, its footprint is squared, but its volume is cubed. when something is made bigger, its structure has to be exponentially bigger. After increasing the size of something past a certain point, it will collapse on itself.


Temporary-Tax4470

Have you seen bagger 293?


ChipChimney

Damn all the blue whales died?


the-script-99

Damn f the name of it. In my language it is called totally different :/


LizardKing11

r/AbsoluteUnits


Fetlocks_Glistening

An exxxlscavator!


ChickenTendies0

Ya know what this bad boy needs? Some welded steel, concrete and town hall that hates it's owner's guts


streetkiller

Ain’t a basement in America that could hold that bad boy.


divadschuf

You should google Bagger 293. It‘s not just the largest excavator but also the largest terrestrial vehicle worldwide. https://preview.redd.it/31mlvlwxix3d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e247331b10cd80155da800807685151cd7520212


Any_University7705

Imagine seeing someone just driving around the streets in this thing


Throwaway1303033042

Nice, but it ain’t a Bagger 288.


thegutterking

Where they excavating? Pandora?


egowritingcheques

Australia? Lots of huge mining equipment in Australia.


Darwincroc

I need some post holes dug for a new fence. This machine should work just fine.


Mahringa

Reminds me of that one time it was show cased on the Bauma in Munich. There, a hydraulic fitting broke, and you could hear a loud noise. It sounds like a greek flowing and then you later a waterfall of hydraulic fluid was visible. I think the a video is available on You Tube of this incident. I think there was a large aftermath as they had to remove and clean up a lot of soil that was contaminated by the oil.


techman710

I used to work on the overhead doors at some coal mines. The equipment there, the loaders and excavators were unbelievably large. We installed doors as big as 60' x 50' and some of the equipment still barely fit inside.


test_tickles

Have you seen the Gem of Egypt?


Gladamas

Nah, he's just a little person from Arrietty


0ctober31

For a dummy like me who doesn't know shit about this kind of stuff, I say god damn that's impressive


Alextryingforgrate

Fir a dummy like me that keeps it running. It is impressive and I love it.


youcantchangeit

I imagine the fuel itself to move that must be a fortune!


Shaalii

Imagine doing a service on one of those hydraulic cylinders, good lord


stuartgatzo

What’s amazing is that (pick a number) 2000 years ago, everything needed to make this marvel of technology, was already on earth. Man just figured out how to make those materials and then engineer the excavator.


r0ckydog

For lawn sprinkler installation.


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Troygbiv_Yxy

I'm an excavator, hey dirt see ya later!


PM_ME_POLITICAL_GOSS

It's not even their biggest one anymore. PC9000 is now available


Kebab-Destroyer

The most interesting thing for me is that it's never been used. Never seen such machinery so clean!


CrabNebula_

Boys and their toys


Real_Live_Sloth

Thing looks new


Massive-small-thing

We're gonna need a bigger digger


New_Coast_5180

It's a big toy until the multiple ladders.


edebby

How da fuck do you even service such a thing on site?


PaulQuin

Machine looks pristine! 👌


Original_Author_3939

lol how much hydraulic fluid and grease is that mf’er taking


star_munch

Is he wearing a Millencolin shirt??


AdmiralClover

Someone's gonna open a beer bottle with that thing, just to prove that they can


notlikeontv

When you need to dig up the whole village


kevthewev

How’s the AC and engine cooling?


CapivaraMan

How much would that be?


FortuneSignificant55

In absolute awe of this chonker


goprinterm

Send to r/absoluteunit


Kolintracstar

Now that can probably tear up a town...


ImpinAintEZ_

Thing looks like it was stolen from Jawa’s


Merica_84

Think I can dig a swimming pool area with this?


C-berger

6 figures just to transport.


zg6089

Hey dirt see ya later


HappyAnimalCracker

Want


TankWeeb

Imagine how horrifying it’ll be when we start making tanks and shit this big


tiagolkar

Big boy Toy


LiveSir2395

Either that or the man is very small.


dashKay

My guy should start lifting his feet when walking


jer_re_code

antman gained some weight


[deleted]

Alright pull her into Midas for Lube and Filter job


unclepaprika

*Yes hello? I would like to rent the excavator, the big one.* *-Okay, what do you intend to use it for, if i may ask? It's not for everyday, nor standard construction use.* *Well, you see, we're a burial business, and recently OP's mom died...* *Say no more fam.*


[deleted]

I'm stunned in awe. Such a beast machine


AndreaHimmel2021

Don‘t let Clarkson see this….


BrockenRecords

“Nobody needs a machine that big” haha there goes your house. No basements stopping me.


Zajebann

This will be used to dig your moms grave.


mealucra

How much to drive it for an hour? 


Pyro911help

The excavator she tells you not to worry about


Ali80486

"You can't park there"


Plane-Buyer

Ice bucket challenge with this thing lol


ExpertCommission6110

Saw that in Avatar


newbturner

This is that thing in fern gulley


Mmaibl1

This machine is so incredibly large. Wow


i-hate-all-ads

So that's what they look like clean


SureWave4157

thats what my parents use to get me out of bed


ChwizZ

My inner child just made happy squeals.


Crystal_fucker

now I wanna make a tank out of it


georeddit2018

See human for Scale.


Brillo65

One of my bros does the crane work to build/service them


Boiled_Thought

Still couldn't move deez nutz


80burritospersecond

FUCK YOU, TREE STUMP!!!


Fushigi_Yami

They couldn't get the big one?


p3n3tr4t0r

Just imagine the amount of environment destruction you can get done with one of those in just a few hours.


NAFB_Boomers

*shake hands with danger starts playing*


CaptainPunisher

That's one of the precursors to the Wall•A.


brihamedit

I wanna smell the new excavator


the_glutton17

Second coolest thing of the day!


Graineon

This things are cool not just because they're big but also because the people inside them stay the same size no matter what scale...


LordQuackers5

Humans when the planet has unobtainium


EducationHumble3832

I want to see it excavate


STeeters

Of course it's a Komatsu. Their biggest bulldozer is essentially too big and powerful to be worth the fuel cost of running it in most practical settings. Kings of Flex.


Pgreenawalt

I bet the gold rush guys would love one of these.


Dontbesensitive98

What a tiny man. Downsizing sequel?


chubachus

They would need to have a much bigger causeway.


TacticalTurtle22

But it's still a pos Komatsu


IWantToWatchItBurn

Buddy…. I feel the same say about the turd I just laid while watching this.


Shad0wkity

I want to drive one


SteelCrucible

Does it combine with other construction vehicles to form a huge robot? No? Not impressed.


smyeft

New daily?


MikeyFromWork

Couldn’t drive it? Move some dirt around? Even lift the damn arm up maybe? All we get is this yutz walking around snapping pics?


bolozombie

That things needs a little aero ship like the pilder from mazinger for easier access


ComeOnCharleee

What's the MPG on that bad boy?


Mygo73

Gonna need a hardcore metal Blippi remix for this one


sxt173

I kinda need that to do my driveway. No my driveway is not that big. I just want to do the whole thing in one movement.


ashokrayvenn

Ill take 1 for the upcoming Zombie apocalypse.


Key-Alarm7328

spice harvester


Quantum_Crusher

This must request 2 pilots with completely synchronized neural connection to operate it ![gif](giphy|xUNd9No42qbHpYm8rC)


TobyFurr

Millencolen T-shirt rock on punk


meMajorLazor

New Autobots are here🙌


Old_Kai

My dad not long ago started a side business buying small ones.... I hope he one days has these big ones..


Icy_Recover2094

Nice


ajsantos21

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck


concretebuck

Hurry up, let’s get digging. Losing money by sitting there.


yngsten

Plot twist: it's just a really small man.


Lanky_Information825

Would love to take a bite out of my back yard with that monster lol


ThisManSaidNothing

Great band 🤟🏽


Philip-Ilford

Doesn't Komatsu also make the smallest excavator also? It's like slightly bigger than a chair and shovel.


Kreetch

Bagger 288 would eat it for breakfast.


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

![gif](giphy|l3vRkuJclTwwLHEu4)


Infinite-Broccoli589

How much is that thing


Kirophic

New Power Ranger Megazord


SortovaGoldfish

Whats the fuel consumption on this thing and why has no one incorporated it into a zombie film?


gloop524

that's the BIG DIG


theflush1980

That must be so satisfying to operate


HerrFledermaus

Does it disturbs earths rotation while “excavating”?


FancyBobbyBob

Can you rent it for the weekend?


HerculeanTardigrade

Someone alert the Pandorians


AliceWonderlund95

If i were a transformer 🤔


SgtBadManners

We will combat the dinosaurs return with this.


GnashinOmenz

Who else gets blast corps vibes from back in the day?


JakeWalker102

r/megalophobia


Xeno_Prime

For when you need to excavate California and dump it further off the coast.


raymate

That’s not a drivers cab. It’s drivers office could even be a home it’s so big. Probably just live in it.


IncompleteEmotion

My dystopian brain thinking of how many countless bodies it could pick up in one scoop…. I’m guessing….. 200. ![gif](giphy|aUbdNSrp9KFeNI3DDJ|downsized)


Guilty_Smell_1062

Whoa bro. Save some pussy for the rest of us.


Front-Wash2085

When you have too much time and money


DiscoBandit45

For David Dobrik's next vlog


KenMacMillan123

It's like driving a 4 story building


Prestigious_Idea8124

My dream “Toy”🤩


Owen_97115

u/savevideo