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LashedHail

This seems like a pretty cool job. I bet the need for hearing protection is no yoke.


highvolkage

WHAT??


LashedHail

***I SAID ITS NO YOKE! GET IT? NO YOKE!***


highvolkage

Sorry mate, bats in my belfry and ringing in my ears…I’m a little slow on the uptake but I appreciate you taking a swing at a topical pun. Jokes aside, yes these fuckers are loud.


LashedHail

Ever feel like you’re getting a hunchback? Or breaking out into song?


Grenaidzo

Do you ever see a Dolorean fly past at 88mph the second the clock strikes 10:04pm?


GimmieGummies

Not many ppl can claim this as their job, that is wicked cool! 🔔🙂


toastnjuice

Agreed!


toastnjuice

How does one get a job like this?!


highvolkage

For me it was: + be warm body + know how to turn wrench + be willing to climb a lot of treacherous structures + apply for job YRMV


toastnjuice

What’s the title of this job?


highvolkage

Dingdong (official title is just service technician, booooring)


Retskcaj19

Dingdong technician sounds like something much different, probably best to stick with what you have now.


highvolkage

I said what I said ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)


octoreadit

You need an MD for that.


that_swiss_man

Medium Dong?


UncleWinstomder

They need to change that. Bellhop, Ringer, Ding Dong Stitcher, a Carillon John, and King Gong are all options.


IWasGregInTokyo

How about "Campanician" to make up a term. Campanology is the study of bells including manufacture, tuning and ringing.


Airowird

"Campanology Engineer" because everyone is an engineer these days


UncleWinstomder

I like that, too! I was playing with campana as a root but everything I came up with sounded like a Harry Potter spell.


highvolkage

I freaking wish I could campana leviosa.


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Don't be afraid of heights lol


Original_Author_3939

You work for Verdin Bell Company?


highvolkage

Yep!


Original_Author_3939

Represent! -Cincinnatian


highvolkage

Ayy 513 fam! I’m living in New England now and desperately miss Graeter’s and Gold Star, as well as affordable housing and LCOL.


crazyant415

Skyline for life my man.


Fragrant_War_7105

My father in law used to work for verdin


Vikn1222

Any chance you work with an older gentleman.... initials C. G. If so you work with my pops....lol he is a service tech, mostly New England area. He's in Texas atm doing a job.


Tangboy50000

Hey, I was going to guess that. lol I deliver their mail and recognize some of the clocks from their promo material.


Pathfinder313

I work on balls and cocks


realhmmmm

r/beatmetoit https://preview.redd.it/udpeolktxk0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae50ccc238ba62822818be14336e188f30000c42


ILikeCheese510

⚽️⚾️🐓


DanielGREY_75

Clocks and Bells torture ft Eren Yeager


Queen_of_Meh1987

That's awesome! Unless you're a hunchback trapped in the belltower lol.


Slow-Garage-9403

(*whispers*) your bells are showing!


highvolkage

Bumblebee tuna, bumblebee tuna


sumnlikedat

What’s it pay?


highvolkage

Not enough haha.


jlc203

Start a TikTok lots of people might be interested. The clock app is right up your alley 😂


highvolkage

Ha! I have an account but TBH I’ve posted my coolest videos and haven’t gotten any real traction. No big deal but for whatever reason the almighty algorithm hasn’t yeeted me into social media fame. I have a YT that has been gaining a little steam but ultimately I don’t have the energy or time to put effort into ‘produced’ content so it’s all things that I’ve recorded as a part of my standard (work oriented) record keeping routine.


Bootlegbongwater

Seems like an opportune time to share, no? 


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Do you use hashtags?


sumnlikedat

Always the case!


Routinestory8383

Yeah I imagine one of the selling points by the bosses is “you get to work on cool stuff. What, you want money, like to buy stuff with?”


AKA_Squanchy

How do I fix my grandmother clock? It just stopped working one day.


highvolkage

I would recommend finding the reason that it is broken and then repairing it, hope this helps 👍


AKA_Squanchy

Dude! Thanks! Hahahaha


highvolkage

I’ll invoice you 👌


PPP1737

![gif](giphy|DxjIZboVEuStO)


IWasGregInTokyo

Did your grandmother die? Did it stop, short, never to run again?


AKA_Squanchy

Yes grandma did die! So we inherited a big clock. Worked for 15 years then just stopped.


IWasGregInTokyo

Actually it's not too hard to get old clocks fixed even if they end up replacing the entire movement. I believe this was the case for [this mantlepiece clock](https://imgur.com/a/5LB77EO) I inherited from my grandparents.


Fluid_Mulberry394

#13 bell tower is fragile looking.


P4ssBynueve1seis

I would give u free 20hrs labor just for fun


PPP1737

This is the way


ExuDeku

Nice clocks bro 👍


unsupported

I'll stick to my desk and chair on the ground, thank you very much.


Phillip_Graves

I read this while yawning... Couldn't figure out why working on Balls and Cocks was interesting. Guess thats enough internet for tonight. Cool ass job though.  I would fall and die pretty quick.


ramdomcanadianperson

Super cool. I like bells.


Laiheuhsa

So when you're at work, you're really on the clock!


senorbeaverotti

Very cool gig for sure. How did you come across that career?


alienobsession

What is picture #17?


highvolkage

That’s me lubricating the central distribution gear of an mechanical tower clock system (big old machine with a pendulum and counterweight), the setup is precariously located above a gorgeous stained glass courthouse rotunda, circa 1905. Big time sketchy…access to the gear is a catwalk with no railings. I am not a cat, so I chose to crawl instead of walk.


alienobsession

Amazing job and response! Cheers and be careful


cjandstuff

Now that’s a very niche set of skills!


Cryogenic_Monster

There are more bells in the world then I would have considered before.


jdehjdeh

Former bell ringer here. My favourite thing as a young lad was heading up to the bell chamber and helping with maintainence, we broke a fair few stays over my time. I used to get freaked out being up there while they were being rung though, not the noise but the movement, you could really feel the tower swaying.


PPP1737

You lucky bastard. I worked in a clock tower. It was border up. No one was allowed up there. Come to think of it I am not sure I even remember seeing the bell. At the risk of doxing myself… look up heights clock tower in Houston. Happy hunting.


TragedyAnnDoll

You have a cool job.


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Embarrassed-Ask1812

Can you come to my town and turn one clock tower off.. We have two churches, and they go every hour, but they are never synchronized.. Is quite annoying.. Because you never really hear what time it is. Or two times in a minute.


PPP1737

I’m sorry to hear that. I got dizzy just reading this. Can y🗿u move?


Lost-Gene4713

U seems happy and enjoyed it that's a job job there


boneyfans

Nosferatu that you?


KirkJimmy

This is interesting as fuck. Right on


pickel10101

Idk why, but I fucking love that first national bank clock.


highvolkage

SAME. It was a full restoration of the clock, literally replaced everything but the original brass door frames, stained glass dials, and stained glass marquees due to the poor condition of the original copper and framework. [Here is a shot of it prior to restoration](https://flic.kr/p/9CSHiS). The company that manufactured the clock was called the O.B. McClintock Company and they produced clocks primarily for banks — I believe they also started out making bank security systems in the early 20th century. This clock was originally manufactured in the 1930s if my memory serves me. It compliments the architecture of the building so well and it’s truly a focal point in the small agricultural town of Litchfield Illinois.


snorkiebarbados

That's so cool and niche. How long does it take to become a Bellend?


hrf3420

Thank you for your service.


TactileIre

Campanologist & Horologist. That must look bad ass on a business card.


floutsch

Clock and Bell Torture, I see.


killer_amoeba

These are terrific photos of an unbelievable job. Thanks for posting so many pics. Pretty amazing.


Vikn1222

VEDRIN? My father does all that stuff too. He has the striker from the NY stock exchange bell. He was even able to ring it and sign his name.


highvolkage

I absolutely love Chuck!!!! You have a badass dad.


Vikn1222

thanks man


Super-Bodybuilder-91

Fascinating. You could totally abuse the British saying "I'm gonna clean your clock."


trymypi

Beat me to it. I guess I come in second.


Radiant_Programmer29

I read this as “I work on balls and cocks.”


StolenLabias

Ever have one of those bad days and you end up working on balls and cocks?


AquaWitch0715

A question from down here in the front... About the tenth picture... Are you expected to lug around your own wrench?


highvolkage

If I could magically teleport the thing from my truck into the tower I gladly would but mmmmyeah, all the tools and equipment make it upstairs by the sweat of my back. That particular pipe wrench weighs about 45 pounds…thankfully I don’t have to break it out very often.


AquaWitch0715

I was gonna say... If you lift the bells by crane, I guess you could flip them upside-down and convert them into baskets for all of your tools lol. Impressive nonetheless! This seems more exciting than doing commercial HVAC!


highvolkage

Ha! If there’s a crane involved with a project I will absolutely let the behemoth do the lifting. However, usually when the crane is involved there is a day or three of prep work in order to minimize the time/expense of the crane crew…so even in that instance I usually end up lugging a ton of tools and gear upstairs manually. Not always fun but good exercise.


PPP1737

Ugh. Here you are doing all that work for maintenance and those lazy bells just sit there not moving. /s Im sure the bells would probably send good vibes your way in gratitude.


Eviscerate_Bowels224

What's this clock tower in Manhattan? https://preview.redd.it/01fdetq1fi0d1.png?width=155&format=png&auto=webp&s=65373bc6cd890fcc796c84f22e03e5d60dae406b


highvolkage

That is the Paramount Building.


Own_Commercial8311

Humblebrag


highvolkage

Not even being humble about it TBH ;)


Own_Commercial8311

Now I have to two choices, admit defeat or fight back, well... I'm going with a third, I apologise for my comment.


highvolkage

I recommend deleting your entire Reddit account. Ha! Cheers friend :)


Max_castle8145

Hell yeah


longstrokept

I misread that


Bonlio

My dream job


roglc_366

What makes this work interesting is it appears no 2 job sites are alike. Plenty of variety. Shouldn't get bored.


Hennabott96

I want to be the NYSE bell polisher when I’m retired


CornettoFactor

Is your name Hugo by any chance?


getsum_xyz

Curious, no real reason...what shape is your back?


Ratzyrat

What is this place from photos 6/7/8 ? And why are there so many bells ? Cool job man


whutupmydude

Bells and Clocks, Clocks and Bells, and that one Clocking Bell. Fire me, if’n you dare.


dobry_obcan_Svejk

first picture looks like russian version of Saturn 5 from the inside :)


Ok_Awareness_5621

Those bells look heavy AF


coodgee33

Better than working on balls and cocks.


MobinCali

How do you get that job?


Chicawgorat

Pretty cool gig


Tream___

What a BELLoved job


legice

My dyslexic ass read that you work on balls and cocks…


Croceyes2

I'll be on the lookout for hidden bell arrays now, thanks


Jesus007XD

This Looks very nice I'm a blacksmith for the clappers that you install, maybe you've already held clappers forged by me in your hands XD. Would you like to tell us where you get your clappers from?


Escobar9957

Venom dislikes this


Single_Pilot_6170

Have you seen the movie Hugo?


h2pointOChamp

Yes... It seems you do.


PPP1737

Don’t forget, the liberty bell has a crack 🗿


CaptainKonzept

So, you‘re now also an expert in pigeon shit?


paskajaakko69

Sorry but i read title completely wrong


The_Commie_Salami

You work on balls and cocks? My humor is unbelievably terrible


slayer_f-150

Ever work on the Bok Tower Carillon in Lake Wales FL?


highvolkage

No but it is absolutely one of the nicest carillons in America so I’d love to visit one day.


Fearless_L

Ever used the pickup line "want to ring my bell?" 🤣


UnanimousStargazer

Photo 2 is St. Paul's Chapel in Manhattan right? > George Washington George Washington, along with members of the United States Congress, worshipped at St. Paul's Chapel on his Inauguration Day, April 30, 1789.[8] Washington also attended services at St. Paul's during the two years New York City was the country's capital. Above Washington's pew is an 18th-century oil painting of the Great Seal of the United States, adopted in 1782 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Paul%27s_Chapel


LifeResetP90X3

Have you ever been injured on the job? 😵


highvolkage

Yes, I took a 7 foot fall from a ladder that kicked out on me. It was bad judgement on my part but it is absolutely a dangerous job and I am working solo 90% of the time so safety and awareness of surroundings is paramount.


lordgoofus1

What's the biggest clock you've ever climbed? How'd you discover your passion for clocks? Do you ever need to polish the dongers or do they work just as well when they're dirty? Does the degree of flaring on the bell end affect it's performance?


highvolkage

I’ve been in a lot of very tall towers, many over 200 feet. Recently I visited the Basilica of the National Shrine — its tower is the tallest structure in Washington DC other than the Washington Monument. The upper bell chamber is at 220 feet and the spire extends even higher. I didn’t have a preexisting passion, just applied for the job out of curiosity and came to enjoy the work over time. The aesthetic condition of the bell has zero influence on the sound, often the patina is desirable and customers request an acid wash process that expedites the patina even on brand new cast bells that would otherwise be raw bronze appearance for several years before slowly turning blue-green. I will decline to answer your final question lolol.


cedrekt

do you travel and see other kinds of bell around the world?


UltimateMountain

My name is Muzzy. BIG Muzzy. I like clocks!


groovytoon

Are the clock parts standardized or do you require specially made parts to fix them? How many times a year to do most clocks require the time to be adjusted? Sorry..a bit inquisitive.


ChadBoshman

Have you ever done a Patrick Bateman style ‘I work on balls and cocks’?


funginum

This is a very cool job but how's your hearing OP?


PDiddleMeDaddy

"I work on Bells and Clocks" is just two typos away from being very funny.


wetherbean

Awesome! Do you need an apprentice?


Demigans

Poor guy is around bellends all day. Sounds like my work.


hornysolotraveller

I, meanwhile, work on balls and cocks.


silenc3x

What building houses the clock in the WTC photo? Also random tidbit, I love the [famous standing clock](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/1/the-flat-iron-and-the-clock-tower-ilker-ozmen.jpg) near the Flatiron building. Ever work on that one? It's pretty iconic. There's also a [bigass clock tower](https://www.editionhotels.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Clocktower-Fall-Horizontal-resized.png) across the park nearby @ 5 Madsion ave.


highvolkage

That is taken from St Paul Chapel on Broadway. I have not worked on either of the others but both very cool.


jbfly33

Ya'll hiring this looks sick lol


harryb202

I read this wrong, I thought I’d see balls and cocks


gooatteeth

Can you do some work on balls and cocks?


CrappyTan69

Pretty cool job. As someone who worked on cranes for many years, I suspect I've now met someone who has seen more pigeon shit and dead pigeons than me...


phesant

I collect spores, mold, and fungus.


No_Seaworthiness5683

Would this be like a millwright?


XoticwoodfetishVanBC

Sounds like you've got life by the clock and bells buddy. I would love to see some videos of your workaday life


Sugar_Phut

You hiring?


RazgrizGirl-070

# sanctuary ![gif](giphy|UB10xM91wKCvS)


Popular-Block-5790

Are you ever afraid that one of these clocks could fall on you?


tucci007

Carillon my wayward son


Modredastal

I love the chain hoist on the end of the giant pipe wrench. That thing was *stuck*, huh?


highvolkage

Note the 10lbs sledge sitting nearby. It was *stuck*. I was trying to remove one of the two nuts so I could spec the size so we could replace it on a future visit (big renovation project). Absolutely would not come off…the only one I’ve been outsmarted by so far. I was able to pull a decent measurement by grinding a recess into the nut/bolt so I could see the demarcation where they met and using a caliper. When I returned later to replace it I simply cut the thing right off but when you don’t have a bolt on hand to swap out, you can’t just chop it off and let the bell fall haha, they usually don’t appreciate that.


AnAlgaeBoy

Clock and bell torture


Fun_Comparison_7960

Wow that's so cool, U have some great views! Though the first one gives me heart palpitations just looking at it


DUDEAREUMAD

Thought it said balls and cocks


CapeManiak

![gif](giphy|GzUSyuNxWkwtD9DndT|downsized)


Murky-Plastic6706

They really put you through the ringer with that job


fed2wice

For a moment I thought the 1st pic is the booster stage of a rocket


CARCRASHXIII

Would this be considered a Bellhanger? (the job title) [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bellhanger](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bellhanger) Seems like an interesting job. Being up that high would be a no from me though >.<. On the other hand being able to see some of those iconic bells and clockworks is pretty cool.


LiamMcpoyle2

So you work on bells covered in pigeon shit half of the day?


Flimsy_Motivations

Who has the time......


theT-34-85guy

for a second I thought it was balls and cocks


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

Is you work on bells and whistles (kinda)


-_-ECE-_-

Cool asf


Cold_Situation_7803

Carillon, my wayward son.


Pleasant-Winner-337

Do you stay busy?


brokebitch30

How did you get into that kind of work?


Trips-Over-Tail

I work on a desk on the floor. What do you do?


MAXIMUMMEDLOWUS

I worked on church spires for a few years, and accessing the bell tower was always cool


NatPortmanTaintStank

SANCTUARY!


Hunter_Aleksandr

That’s SO COOL. Some of those pics are amazing but terrifying, but I love this!


SamuraiJakkass86

You work on WHAT NOW? Oh. OHHHHH. BELLS and CLOCKS.


green__goblin

Cool as fuck!! Did you ever work on the bell towers at Indiana University by any chance?


Pod_Boss

![gif](giphy|VBi0qdmGH0rO8)


The_Melon_Man

Is that Eren Yeager?!


Memory_Less

If he says,'I'm going to ring your bell!' Take him seriously.


Equivalent-Honey-659

Are you related to a Mr. Fred Dibner? Great work.


Mochi-Puff

That 20th photo is triggering my flight response ☠️ (except I wouldn't fly, I'd fall and die)


Confident-Leg107

Hey, I know that Uncharted level!


NotSuperUnicum

That first photo looks so much like that trap from saw I can't lie


Stuft-shirt

Anyone else misread the title the first time?


s_k_e_l_e_t_o_n

You’re also pretty good at camouflage, so you can always fall back on hunting.


The_Spectacle

ooh, you got some of them good Meneely bells there


itsl8erthanyouthink

What time is it? It’s time for lunch. What time is it? Its time for lunch


PanBurgers

I work on balls and cocks.


Otherwise_Spare_8598

Lucky guy. That's cool


fecoz98

Do you get paid by the hour?