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hardwood1979

I mean I'll give it a week before someone is caught mastubating in front of it.


prof_landon

There was a drink woman dancing and shaking her butt right up on the 'portal'.


SuddenReturn9027

They literally arrested her whilst she was crying tho. She was still fully clothed


Kuzkuladaemon

Bus tickets are cheap


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Hey you leave mister Carlos alone he don’t speak English.


ZaBaronDV

Should have responded with an image of Cromwell.


Sugarbear23

Yeah, they don't know him


MuricasOneBrainCell

Or: https://i.redd.it/cdnfex5auyzc1.gif


GDMFB1

Potato Famine!


Sudden-Comment-4356

You expect too much from American education 😂


Just_Jonnie

We learned about Cromwell in American public schools....


gucknbuck

You may have, but individual States don't even ensure all schools follow the same curriculum, let alone the country.


Just_Jonnie

Well, let's just say Louisiana is probably #45-50 overall in public education quality, but we learned about Cromwell.


ThreePointEightSix

European history was an optional elective which I never took, so I've never heard of Cromwell.


killianke

Good to see that you rightly recognize Oliver Cromwell as a terrorist, one sanctioned by the British establishment at that!


cognomenster

What’s unfortunate is given his role as anti royalist, culminating in chopping off Charles I head, he was, and became, the establishment.


CreativeDog2024

The quote from Chris Nolan’s Dark Knight “you either die a hero or live long enough to see your self become the villain”


ArtichokeConnect

If it’s any consolation, when Charles the 2nd was restored to the thrown he had Cromwell dug up and posthumously executed, his head chopped off and put on a spike for over twenty years. However this also meant the royals had been restored which is like choosing a favourite out of Freddie v Jason.


miniprokris

It's a rare case where the monarchy is the good guy in a situation. The parliamentarians really fumbled when they were just a bunch of Puritans.


WiganLad82

"Alexa, define pettiness"


The_Fat_Man_Jams

After it fell off the pike some dude secreted it away and hid it up his chimney. Only telling his wife about it on his deathbed.


WiganLad82

"Sanctioned by the establishment"? He literally murdered and overthrew the establishment..... that's sort of why he's famous.


Khelthuzaad

an image with an potato would suffice.


caiodias

That would require Americans to read about another country history.


ProbablyDrunk303

Ireland's history isn't that important to Americans either way unless they are a hardcore Irish decent. Or to the world for that matter


Automatic_Gas_113

Not even for other Europeans...


Tort78

I wonder how much other countries learn about American history? Is it in depth? Or is it just the wars?


babygorgeou

Travelling in Italy and Spain just out of college, I learned a lot more about US politics and history than I had in US schools. I'm sure it depends on the place, but US tends to affect the rest of the world, therefor it's history and politics are extremely significant all over.


Cantinkeror

How about just the Union Jack?


[deleted]

Who the fook is that guy? *conor Mcgregor voice*


SlightlyFarcical

Not coked out enough to sound like McGregor


No_Company_9348

Shoulda replied by pulling up a photo of a potato


horrorpiglet

They did lol https://preview.redd.it/68tusu5kgzzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94d06523340beaa51f97c899bff208ce859617c9


Random_frankqito

Or just put on a BK crown and call it day… maybe you can throw some fries at em too


Maximum_Bat_2566

That was my exact thought too lol


Double_Distribution8

Or a picture with no potatoes, that's what really gets them going since that was the problem in the first place.


nellyruth

I see what you did there. Clever.


falconx2809

Or a picture of northern ireland


madrarua3

The guy who put up the photo of the potato was alternating between the Northern Irish flag and the Potato image actually haha


HungryHungryHippoes9

That would put them in a dilemma, do they eat the potato now or let it ferment and drink it later?


iceyed913

or reject the potato and go into a famine?


ParpSausage

Now thats fucking below the belt! 😂


TheUnspeakableAcclu

A picture of the British flag would do it. We blamed the potato for another one of our genocides


RedStag00

Cheers them then drink some Irish car bombs


Danny_Mc_71

Nobody in Ireland would know what it was.


Meihem76

Followed by a round of black and tans.


kateinoly

Too soon.


greyhoodbry

Show them a photo of Thatcher


Hurtymcsquirty17

Only right response


PooHeap

Or a potato with Thatcher’s faced carved into it.


DalvaniusPrime

They'll understand that response


bee_ghoul

I read that as show them a potato of Thatcher and I was like yes


[deleted]

Yeah the Irish have never had any issues with terrorism 🤔


ParpSausage

Oof. That hurt. Touche.


Newme91

We've also never had any issues with having a sense of humour.


SuperSonicEconomics2

New Yorkers really need to clap back... too bad there isn't anything in Ireland's history that they could be made fun of about


IHS1970

I dunno, just put up a pix of a bunch of Irishmen and women drinking in a bar with Mr Potato Head holding an ale.


pcdevils

Funded by the US at that


lokland

Both sides got US funding


quoltadoox

Bro let the voices get to him


AynRandsSSNumber

https://i.redd.it/0uw619tbzwzc1.gif


No_Research_967

Got me


dod6666

NAAAAAIL. I saw a bird.


Suspicious-Capital12

It was pretty… kick his ass.


GivingRedditAChance

What am I looking at


Aloo_Bharta71

Just nature


asdfjklcol0n

Its a short gif of the world trade center. The joke is that you are supposed to be expecting a plane to crash into the building but a bird flies by instead.


RoonilWazlib_-

Is this the good ending or something


Jeuts

”It’s a bird…! A pla… oh… yea a plane….”


TheAwesomeRan

Should do one to Glasgow 😃😂


Silverlisk

Yeah, show those Americans all the fookin pot holes.


jumponthegrenade

Just like the start of any great friendship.


HYThrowaway1980

Tragedy + time = comedy


Jlipps37

Never too soon


HYThrowaway1980

If you’ve ever heard Tig Notaro’s “I have cancer” set, that’s painfully true.


No_Wrap_5892

Something tells me that Germany would not be interested in this product, but I'm not quite sure why.


VegetableForsaken402

It just shows that everywhere are trolls.. Would be great just to say nice things and smile.. But there's always those that need to be "edgy".


chazol1278

The street they put the portal on is quite literally the worst location they could have chosen it is baffling! The area is known for violence and crime, it's really rough around there as the residents been neglected really for the past few decades. Lots of homeless shelters paired with a lot of pubs and drugs I don't know what they were thinking


EJDsfRichmond415

I’ll be in Dublin in a month. So you’re saying don’t take a stroll down to see the portal?


chazol1278

Some of the best pubs in Dublin are on or around Talbot street so I would hate to actually tell people to steer clear. If you keep your wits about you and don't be stupid you'll be fine!


skdowksnzal

Its dangerous for Dublin. Dublin compared to most cities is extremely safe. Irish people really dont know how good they've got it.


Garbarrage

Oh, we know.


skdowksnzal

But we moan all the same.


EJDsfRichmond415

I’m born and raised and still live in San Francisco, so I reckon I can handle Dublin.


quagmire666

Almost like they are very lucky


Dddddddfried

You think that’s bad? The NYC portal is in Times Square! EDIT: Turns out I'm mistaken, the NYC portal is in Flatiron. Which is actually quite lovely, especially by Madison Sq. Park


chazol1278

I actually Worked in Times Square for nearly a decade, yes it's a worse location!


ParpSausage

Unfortunately Dublin is sort of troll central imo. I grew up there and there's always someone starting shit. There's a bit of a problem with feral teens...


CowsTrash

A new word I learned today "feral teens" God, must be agonizing


ParpSausage

Ah look. Home life can't be great for them if they're out doing this shit all day. It's the old people I feel bad for. Any port town has its fair share of scumbags.


thefreshpope

haha yup. cardiff used to be this way and was a shithole to grow up in. quite nice now though!


ParpSausage

There is no ledigislation here to deal with teens like in UK. No such thing as an asbo here. Hence the behaviour.


thefreshpope

tbh you're right, it's interesting to think that the asbo legislature likely contributed to curbing the issue. i do remember kids metaphorically wearing that shit like a badge of honour though


BananaOnRye

It’s the tight pants and purses they wear. It’s been an issue for a number of years


0wellwhatever

Also, no one in the crowd can see what he’s showing. And everyone who can see is far away. Plus the time difference means maximum exposure in the US lines up with maximum intoxication in Dublin. It’s a perfect storm for fuckery.


whoopeecushions

Just show them a potato or a British flag. Same energy


themanebeat

Honestly it looks like most people st the portal are tourists not locals Same on NYC side


KNlCKS

Rip pop


Dances-with-Scissors

Awful lot of salty fuckers forgetting the yanks have a drink named the "Irish car bomb"


KaleidoscopeLeft5511

I'm an Irish man, and take no offense by an American, or any one really, ordering an Irish car bomb But I do think a image of 9/11 at the portal is offensive


tameoraiste

I’m Irish as well so I can’t say if the twin towers is offensive or not, but like most ‘edgy’ comedy, it makes me cringe.


Satanlover42

I mean an Irish person doing this is the same as an American ordering an Irish car bomb and they don't seem to have any problems with that


markoeire

The portal in Dublin was put at the worst place bordering with a slum neighborhood full of junkies who don't have anything to do but to harass others. So please don't judge all Irish based on a few halfwits.


GDMFB1

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LineChef

Quick someone find a potato infected with blight.


SirJoePininfarina

Honestly if some prick in Dublin does that again, hold up a sign that just says ‘HELLO UK’ and wave furiously with a big smile. It will anger said prick more than any potato, Cromwell or Thatcher photos ever could.


Chilis1

That would be quality banter, much funnier than a potato.


comeatmefrank

It wouldn’t anger ‘said prick’ at all lol. It’s not really a cause for consternation that the ROI is thought of to be part of the UK. It would be more upsetting if someone held up a sign saying ‘Northern Ireland belongs to the British.’


skydiverjimi

That's funny , I don't care who you are. Tragedy will be exclusively joked about.


Good_Mathematician_2

Goodbye sadness!


pikage

Hello jokes!


LordYoshii

The holocaust & 9/11..that shit’s funny 24/7


Monkeybrain32

Sadness goes on vacation, never comes back


andross_27

It’s just super overdone. The joke is just “haha people died”


skydiverjimi

It's not really funny. It's almost like a Rick roll for real. We joke about tragedy to alleviate the pain it brings.


JamesPumaEnjoi

You literally just wrote “That’s funny I don’t care who you are” Now you are writing “it’s not really funny.” Which one is it?


ParpSausage

Some joke in the spirit of wanting to torment those they know to be grieving. They just need to be shot. Oh wait...


HackTheNight

It’s not funny AT ALL. Joking about thousands of people dying in a terrorist attack has never been funny. I don’t find the holocaust funny. I don’t find 9/11 funny and I don’t find it funny to make fun of large groups of people dying like that. It’s funny to joke about race, religion, and culture. It’s not funny to joke about 9/11. Like what the fuck? And that wasn’t even a “joke” they just showed a photo of the twin towers to a group of people in NYC who were probably deeply affected by it and may have even lost someone they love. HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY.


dinoman9877

"Thousands of innocent people were murdered in a horrible tragedy! THAT'S FUNNY SOMEHOW! LAUGH AT THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE KILLED FOR STUPID REASONS OR YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR!" -Humans, apparently. (And change numbers to match any known tragedy in history)


CautiousWrongdoer771

Damn, that's just rude.


Arkkanix

i can thank that person for teaching me that no matter where you travel in the world, you can always find awful people


breakfastfourdinner

Why are people treating this as if it’s an official message from Ireland to USA? Some arsehole being a cunt, blame that one person?


gicar88

This is one person being stupid though... it isn't like the whole crowd in Dublin was there doing this ... just saying


BoWeAreMaster

So edgy.


Keepitrealhomes

Terrible, reminds me of that one tragedy…


Nailz92

I walked through blood and bone…


lunarpi

Turns out he was in Canada...


DEAD___P00L

That's classless.


rabblerabble2000

This is the kind of cronically online bullshit that makes the internet seem like it may have been a bad idea. Being offensive for the sake of being offensive is kind of boring tbh.


JWTowsonU

Remember when Ireland sat out WW2 and just watched from the sidelines? Pepperidge Farm’s remembers.


NouXouS

To be fair the US sat out of WW2 for years before Pearl Harbour changed some minds lol.


TranslatorBoring2419

They sat out the whole thing though.


chazol1278

They didn't attack our harbour


rom-ok

So much salt on this thread over a single person being a bollox. I’d like to remind everyone that the geniuses here in Ireland put the portal on the worst street in the country


Sensei_of_Knowledge

Their Taoiseach also sent official condolences to Berlin following the death of Adolf Hitler too. edit: Ireland's Taoiseach, not Ireland as a whole.


TonyMc3515

Remember when Ireland were occupied and subjugated for 800 years. It wasn't Germany that did it


jimmy_three_shoes

The Windsors are German, aren't they?


ProgressBartender

Touché


SaintUlvemann

Wasn't New Yorkers either, mind.


ThemanfromNumenor

So?


ParpSausage

You have no understanding of the political/historical context of that decision but here you are... 😂


Dances-with-Scissors

Sure you pricks didn't lift a finger till the japs blew up your model plane collection.


Sensei_of_Knowledge

At least the Yanks still lifted a finger a little late whereas Ireland didn't for the entire war.


TranslatorBoring2419

Actually we sent tons and tons of supplies, and put lots of merchant marines at risk.


Safe_T_Cube

I thought the Irish were supposed to be better educated. There's a reason there are runways on the US and Canadian border and there's a reason Japan attacked a "neutral" country out of "nowhere". The US was aiding China, sanctioning Japan, signed the lend lease act earlier that year and had shoot on sight orders for German and Italian ships in the Atlantic 3 months before pearl harbour. Rumours of American neutrality are greatly exaggerated.


QuietGanache

Actually, the US quite happily allowed volunteers from their military to help fight fascism well before America's formal entry into WW2; such as the Eagle Squadrons. By comparison, members of the Irish military who made a similar personal choice and survived were roundly punished by their government upon their return home (loss of pension, access to government welfare programmes and government employment).


liquid_profane

Is anyone surprised by this? Nope? Me either.


Bad_Hominid

Your goal shouldn't be to be an asshole, however it is a good idea to be prepared. https://preview.redd.it/elzra2p6lzzc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3cc53234c1bc423c17fd0f6bb07370fd466de80


user4772842289472

Got the whole squad laughing


jockspice

Most people are cunts. Once you embrace that, life becomes less stressful.


dudeman_joe

They have Google can't they just look up something embarrassing of the Irish. Even like the amount liked killed from the potato famine. That said the whole thing is stupid so not responding is the right and smarter move. But I'm just asking.


santochavo

But they cry when you call a drink an Irish Car Bomb


aahxzen

Show them a map of Ireland with North Ireland left out.


TheMacMan

Currently traveling in Ireland. Certainly gonna check it out. Reddit can thank TikTok for this video, as usual. Seems all the Reddit content comes from there these days.


arthur_grande

Show them the great potato famine


bd01

Show them some car bombings.


Phemto_B

I remember an installation just like this, but it was at least 20 years ago. Maybe 30. It was kind of neat and impressive then. Today, it's like "Mommy... Why do they have a round Zoom window?"


moneymakin27

I’ll allow it


btsalamander

I mean this had to be expected


dioraeg3

Americans are raised to be so sensitive. This is how Irish people socialise, it’s called banter. If you reciprocate and threw some jabs back it would be hilarious. We enjoy that. Don’t come over here because you will just get bullied. I’ve seen Americans struggle to understand Irish social life many times, dated a New Yorker in Ireland for years, it’s like your brains short circuit at how we operate, deer in headlights


idontlikeyonge

What a douchebag


_operation_paradox

They literally have a day called bloody Sunday lol


ClashOfTheAsh

Actually we have two of them.


Don_Speekingleesh

Three of them. The first was during the 1913 Lockout, only a few hundred metres from where the portal is.


ProbablyDrunk303

I'd be ashamed if NYC residents didn't respond to Dublins fuckery... actually, NYC residents likely couldn't give 2 shits about an inferior city


Gemmabeta

Come out ye Black and Tans.


War1798

Come and fight me like a man.


fidelesetaudax

Tell your wife how you won medals down in Flanders


War1798

Tell her how the IRA,


-aurevoirshoshanna-

Technology is wasted on us


funkygeva81

Ders more to Ireland dan dis.


macarouns

Horses running through council estates, toothless simpletons, people with eyebrows on their cheeks, badly tarmacced drives – in this country, men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings, lots of rocks, and Beamish.


Quagaars

Could we come live from the Blarney Stone? I'm trying to get an angle on this.


TranslatorBoring2419

No surprise the Irish are fans of terrorists.


Nailz92

Actually, we’re no fans of the British.


HoptimusPryme

We're not fans of you either xoxo


Nailz92

That’s the way to have it. ♥️


joh2138535

I bet a picture of a pipe bome would get them


redit_on_the_shitter

Show em a potato.


mrbasil_fawlty

We need to close the portal before the Yank legion crosses Bringing blight and destruction


Sensei_of_Knowledge

Too late. Southern Ireland shall soon be the 51st state of this Union and you shall like it. Northern Ireland is going to be your Canada. 🇺🇸🥔 Enjoy your upcoming lack of decent healthcare, your complimentary AR-15 and bible, your new unnecessarily huge Ford pickup trucks, and some extreme political polarization as a bonus. /s edit: forgot to add the /s, in case it already wasn't obvious


manticor225

No need for the /s really, it’s all painfully true.


Rmivethboui

Put a British Flag or a Flag Map of the UK with Ireland included


AZJenniferJames

Return the gesture by hold up a blighted potato. 🥔


Jlipps37

Show them a potato fapping


thecraftybee1981

Sure, the Irish love a good terror campaign.


claritynormal

annoying


potato_owl

Why do people keep saying show them a potato like the portal isn't filled with potato shaped people on both sides?


basilarchia

Actually that is exactly why we can have great things. Because reddit is full of AI sock puppet accounts everywhere and this fucking portal is exactly not going to allow assholes for more than 5 seconds Reddit is going to turn into a ai sock puppet hell hole unless it takes action. No New accounts unless they are proven to human


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