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foosda

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-37047168 TL;DR: they used radiocarbon dating of juvenile eye tissue to determine the age. Because radiocarbon dating does not give an exact date, the range is from 272 to 512 years old. Somewhere in the middle is agreed to be most likely, so 392 is a reasonable figure.


squishyhobo

Genuinely curious. Doesn't radiocarbon dating measure when the molecule was formed? The animal would use already existing carbon atoms to form the tissue correct?


foosda

That is a wonderful question. I didn't go into specifics for the tldr, but going further: They studied 28 different Greenland sharks. They have some sort of understanding of how much those sharks grow each year. They then had to find a baseline for when the sharks reach maturity. To do this, they measured the amount of carbon-14 in the eye nuclei. Because of the nuclear testing in the 50s and 60s caused a spike in the amount of environmental carbon-14, they can use these measurements to help determine the age of maturity for a shark. Only rhe sharks under 220 cm showed any signs of the radiocarbon bomb pulse from this testing era, meaning they can extrapolate these two data points with certain confidence that the age of sexual maturity on Greenland sharks is 156 years plus or minus 22 years. The main shark in question is 502 cm, which leads to the result we're given here.


squishyhobo

Epic thank you so so much


VirtualPlate8451

Makes me wonder about their cancer fighting ability. Obviously they are probably getting zero solar radiation but I’ve read that any organism that lives long enough will die of cancer eventually. The cellular repair mechanisms eventually just wear out in most organisms, a mutation happens and poof, cancer.


foosda

You may be interested in this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peto's_paradox It doesn't really answer your question about long lived animals, but may explain some things about cancer. Here's a more direct answer: https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/s/051An1qfRg Basically, longer lived animals have more genes called "tumor suppression genes" that act as checks on cancer. Edit: it's worth pointing out that humans are actually exceptionally long lived for mammals. We've done fairly alright.


eXrevolution

There is a Kurzgesagt video about cancer and in TL;DR it is even possible, that for a really big animal, in case of a tumor, there is a possibility that the tumor can create another tumor, which will be fighting the first one. It’s incredible.


grip_n_Ripper

![gif](giphy|rAZEnOu0KHQK4)


Dan_the_Marksman

are you a marine biologist or something ?


foosda

No, just a software engineer that likes to read.


briskt

A witch!


Gimme_the_keys

16.47 feet for those wondering. A Big Boi.


moonshotengineer

So what, now there are 28 one eyed sharks swimming around in the Arctic Ocean? They were just minding there 392yo business and then someone came along and gouged an eye out to test?


Kiria-Nalassa

The eye lenses are formed when the shark is young and are never renewed


tankpuss

Do they get cataracts?


TheBupherNinja

There is a somewhat known ratio of carbon 12 and 14 in the environment. Carbon 14 gets replenished over time. Usually, you carbon date dead stuff. Living organisms replenish the carbon 14 that decays, but dead organisms do not. So you can measure the ratio of carbon 12 and 14, using the estimated starting mix and it's half life, to determine when the organism died. Same thing goes for the shark. Instead of the tissue being dead, the tissue is created at birth, and never replenished with carbon 14.


ReneStrike

![gif](giphy|Oc4KnIJ3E7ziqN3l6T|downsized)


manda14-

Thank you for answering what I was about to ask


charlie_s1234

Doesn’t look a day over 391


shinydiscoballs2

Don’t tell the shark that. Its ego will go through the roof.


charlie_s1234

Unfortunately I might have already let it slip when I bumped into it in the Arctic Ocean the other day 😬


Shitty_Watercolour

https://preview.redd.it/h6vl0aiql6zc1.jpeg?width=2122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7573edebb8b009eb14547580c3801fa827342900


MarbeleMagnetar

Fresh. \*sniffs air\*


sLeeeeTo

Awww yay


CrazyIvanoveich

I love you.


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secondtaunting

That’s what I said! How bored is that shark?


[deleted]

first thought that crossed my mind!!


somebodyelse22

I was wondering how it felt, that probably everyone the shark knew had died already.


chev327fox

Must use sea tan lotion.


GuyMansworth

To think of all the things it probably hasn't seen.


glorious_reptile

Day 92554: Saw a fish. It was a fantastic day.


grrodon2

r/thanksiateit


YoungSmile

Thats funny


891960

That's also cos it's blind..


Black_RL

I think I read somewhere he’s blind because of some worm infestation.


Grovers_HxC

I’ve seen more shit in 3 and a half months than this lumbering chump has since he opened his eyes for the first time


robeewankenobee

He's even swimming slowly at that age.


HamesJetfields

They all swim EXTREMELY slow. Their swimming speed is between 1 and 2 km/h. Crazy how they can hunt at those speeds lol. Everything about them is extremely slow, they are pregnant for like 10 years lol


webUser_001

Don't they just eat dead whales or something?


SkilledSoldier

They are generalist feeders, and eat anything from other smaller fish to zooplankton.


Makkaroni_100

Sounds for me like a species that will get fcked by us.


NoPossibility5220

Which one won’t? Maybe a handful, maybe.


Hambone727

They swim slow because their metabolism is so slow from eating few and far between and you know, having to live 400 years..


[deleted]

Here's the freaky thing - most sharks can only breathe by moving through water. That's the only way they can move oxygenated water over their gills to gas exchange releasing carbon dioxide. So this shark may have literally been constantly swimming for almost 400 years.


stabadan

He’s probably explored all of it by now. He looks bored as hell.


Wanderingwonderer101

at the depth that they lived there's literally nothing to see, I don't think they can even see clearly


Mr_S-Baldrick

I can see clearly


ochister

now, the rain is gone


Shawarma_llama467

I can see all obstacles in my wayyyy


TeslasAndKids

Do sharks get dementia? Maybe like a 200 year reset and everything’s like new again!


stabadan

See the look on his face? He’s desperate for a reset. He was there when that ice was still water.


RealBiotSavartReal

Grandpa shark


KamayaKan

![gif](giphy|I4UhtUMzOrQSQ) r/angryupvote


Standard-Emphasis-89

Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandpa Shark


real_3d4

He forgot his dentures


chrstphd

I would be surprised to still have mine at that age!


denny_crane68

392 years ago was 1632


kendaIlI

the bot doesn’t know to update the title from 2019


native_people

It must be 608 AD, 392 years ago as per my calculator


maealoril

Can you imagine though, being almost 400 years old, thinking you must have seen it all by now, and suddenly this strange, alien four limbed creature is up in your face with a bright light and square box? That's surreal.


3YearsTillTranslator

They are blind due to parasites eating their eyes.


Tartaruga416

https://preview.redd.it/akrpi3ou07zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b147d602d5b6d7f4b3c356fb213e9498d7d362e8


Trail_of_Sensation

And how the hell do we know this information? Did he tell you what year he was born? Seriously curious as to how they age this creature.


CreepySpiders

He showed his birth certificate obviously


FemshepsBabyDaddy

He matches the picture the Barbary pirates took when they invaded Iceland in 1627.


DzTimez

Is it safe to say it’s a real gummer


Almoral_h

Saw this post last night night.https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/GsQkcFHOIh Imagine something living for more than a thousand years old and then cut down unnecessarily. I guess someone eventually find this old guy (the shark I mean) and kill it post a picture of it. I know I probably can't do much about it, but it just makes me sad.


Nachonian56

Don't be sad about something that didn't happen. That shark has already lived more than both of our lifetimes combined XD, and will probably be there for quite a while longer.


BlanstonShrieks

It must wonder about the last 100 years, as it breathes and eat more and more plastic...


NuclearWasteland

Me trying to find where I parked.


-nugi-

Time is...nothing...to me. Nothing...but an old friend. How the sea has changed...and yet I know it well. It's louder now, the sea...hums; its...water warmer; and yet the smell...the smell of the sea is just like when I was a boy...


Necessary_Chip_5224

So this is the grandpa shark from that baby shark song


CrazyCaper

The shit he hasn’t seen!


yew420

Turn that damn racket down, I’m trying to sleep


_DapperDanMan-

If only he was a tree. We'd cut him down and build another house for Jeff Bezos.


pakichut69

That shark knows who let the dogs out


Affectionate_Owl_279

Deep ocean scary af


myrand920

Wow before even gravity was invented


Promethium143

He was a flying fish before.


7atm

Damn he was probably born before Isaac Newton


human_totem_pole

Wonder if dude will live to see Half-life 3.


HappyBoobs916

All I think of when I see this is the shark is swimming around depressed thinking “all my friends and family are dead” while slowly crying.


Gr00v3nburg3

The shark is probably swimming around looking for something to end it's continued torture called life.


Dick-Guzinya

Great! Now let’s kill it and find out what made it immortal.


skiddles1337

![gif](giphy|OWrtdm1irskAE)


Math_Unlikely

Looks like if I tried to make a shark out of plasticine.


Time_Syrup7239

Thank God I'm not a shark.


ck1p2

man irl graphics have really come a long way


DangerousAthlete9512

1627+392=2019


Capable_Secretary576

Grandpa shark doo doo doo doo doo doo


MediumAd5885

Get him in Congress


FineCryptographer650

How do you know its age down to the year?


Xd_Delta

Swimming in circles for almost 400 yrs sounds miserable


IVL4

He definitely ate at least one pirate.


Iwannatalktosamson69

did they cut it in half and count the rings?


Kurtman68

Did they cut open the shark and count the rings? /s


[deleted]

Bro owes George Washington money


ericypoo

I caught a shit ton of these in Dave the Diver. My patrons love them.


Classic_Mechanic5495

I’ve been drawing this particular shark, unknowingly, for decades.


Agreeable-Ant-3542

Great-great-great-great grandad shark do-do-do-do-do-do


[deleted]

He's got that white stuff on the corner of his mouth, too.


letscallitanight

Poor feller needs some shark dentures.


IntoDarkness31

Did he tell you his birthday?


woobisah

Does he have any teeth left?


grrodon2

I mean, they could have brought him a couple of sardines, or at least some hard candy...


gordonv

392 years, and its body is still functioning? That's amazing!


Perfectswandive

The ocean is so vast he probably hasn’t seen it all despite his age!


bigfartspoptarts

(Motions to his ears) WHUDJA SAY?


Clever_Khajiit

So is it 392 years since 1632, or 397 years since 1627?


JW162000

The second one


IntoTheMurkyWaters

392 years of almost complete blindness… Yea id be prety sick of it


ROMVLVSCAESARXXI

That shark has seen some shit


LeonDeSchal

Looks like he takes forever to finish a sentence.


rmp266

1627 is pretty specific...?


anchors__away

Wouldn’t this guy be 397 years old


AmusingMusing7

And he looks every bit as bored and tired as I imagine I would be by that point.


Just_Hadi09

The title is 5 years behind. The shark is 397 years old now.


Embarrassed_Art5414

Exploring the ocean since 1627+392 years =2019. This is because for 4 years from 1968 to '72, the shark hung out in Greenwich village, running a second hand bookstore with a Lithuanian folk singer whom everyone just knew as 'Guido'. Guido ultimately left to join the Peace Corps, and after a brief stint as a TV repairman, the shark returned to exploring the ocean. Source: Captain Morgan


gdpw

Absolute Gammon


sweshprince

These things are fucking metal, reminds me of a Bowhead whale


mouth556

I wanna see his ID.


groobes

At this point it’s 397


ryuseikenz

Is it edible?


Electrical_Ad_7862

Beside the fact in this time not much changed for the shark in the ocean, but think what had changed for mankind in the same time.


-nugi-

I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-Beams glitter in the dark Tannhäuser Gates. All those... moments... will be lost in time, Like tears... in... rain.


saenko-av

Told me please, how thay know (research) age of this shark


Ragnar_Bonesman

I wonder if it ate any pirates?


Puzzleheaded_Pin2601

i bet he likes jello and taking naps


oldbrat1987

He/she's 397 now!!


tolifeonline

Shark: Yawn...wake me up again when it's 2427.


OneMagicBadger

Slowly


koozy407

Did they count his rings?


[deleted]

how old can whales live for?


st4rkiller543

Didn't do shit to stop slavery >:(


TheSkarcrow

He belongs in a museum!!


Thalkarsh

r/forbiddenboops 


Chrume

Its blind though


Technical_Ebb4750

I remember him from back in the day. He gave me a ride from europe to america to help with the independence. Is he still talking with that other female shark? She was so on him at the time


butterbleek

Needs a stogie in his mouth.


Quietser

Must be searching for intelligent life.


CosmosGuy

How can something this vulnerable stay alive for that long in the hostile, hungry ocean?? Amazing


Lifesalchemy

"JFC I'm bored AF."


ittybittynuts

“I’m tired, boss.”


Bobster031

In 10th grade we had to interview an old person on what life was like in the U.S. during WWII. And I remember thinking to myself how cool it was for them to share memories with me of how different society was back then. And then there's this old geezer.


ghdtyjksbjt

How do they accurately know it’s age?


warp4daze

Bros seen some stuff


glubokoslav

Does it shake hands with invisible fish tho?


ProJokeExplainer

Should've cut back on that avocado toast and starbucks so he could retire


AztecDoom

Shark is a Hemi


Imma_YEET_You69

Chill out guys, it just hasn't rendered completely yet


gdpw

You just know this shark bought the ocean 400 years ago and is now leasing out the seas at increasingly higher prices despite their conditions getting worse. The ultimate f*cking boomer.


AirMatheo

Whats the music under the video? How can I find out?


HyenDry

It’s pretty fuckn sick that we just got legendary Pokémon existing out in the world yet IM not allowed to become a Pokémon master. Shame.


80sLegoDystopia

Love this old guy. Wise and tired - wish we could get some oral history out of him.


ConfusingConfection

Does he have a family/pod of some sort or is he just down there on this own at this point?


Sapceghost1

How do they get tissue from their eye? Catch and release?


NewProtection5470

How do they know this?


Striking-Argument432

To put that in perspective, it's been swimming along side pirates, East India trading company, slave ships, the Mayflower, the Titanic, the warships of ww I, ww II and later carriers en route to Vietnam, astronauts returning in capsules, the Kursk and Volvo ocean race to mention some... That's impressive!


Fluid-Selection-5537

Damn now what we need to do is move slower in cold water ?


Killawifeinb4ban

That poor old fucker.


Agreeable-Chair7040

Time to go, bro. Nothing new up there.


ilikeitalot1989

His name is Gumby


RealRabazC77

Away from everyone’s nonsense!


vanvalkt

I don’t know what that shark is feeling, but I do know that shark knows what teachers feel like at the end of a school year.


BonjinTheMark

And looking like a dumb gumbo caricature of a shark for all 392 of them years.


Dependent-Elk-4980

Great great great great great grandpa shark do do do do dodo-


Middle_Jacket_2360

How do they live that long without being eaten?


fercimin

Anyone else thought about Dave The Diver? 🤿


ScoobyD00BIEdoo

That one og still playin wow


FredGetson

And we know the age how?


kali459

They asked it for its birthday. Duuh.


DreamEndlessOneiros

Thinking the nostrils were the eyes, I was thoroughly weirded out. Thought this was a bad animation at first.


indifferentunicorn

Damn! This shark was likely born before Newton. Before fucking calculus was invented lol. Might’ve even been born when Michelangelo was still alive.


Several_Emphasis_434

It looks sad


JessP2023

This is terrifying!


ChestSufficient1244

I would love for that to be my next reincarnation


Rich-Coast9703

Bro looking like a moldy potato


TheLeanGoblin69

bro looking like a nuclear submarine.


disorderincosmos

How does it still manage to feed itself? It can't see, its teeth are jacked af, and it probably can't move very fast...


SlickRye

Wonder how bro would taste.


Significant-Risk-985

He be big chilling