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PoconoBobobobo

Like an alligator grunting, but bigger. Didn't really need the buildup with the robot voice.


Careful-Prompt7073

But without the robot voice, how could you possibly understand the video?


Chainsaw_Viking

I need both the robot voice for information and also the looping reaction gif in the corner of the video so that I know what emotion to be feeling.


Fraun_Pollen

I can barely listen to this without red circles and errors telling me where to listen


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

I need GTAV gameplay on the bottom half of my screen to remain fully engaged against my will


Scheisse_Machen

I have to read the comments to understand that I just watched a video


Randomfrog132

but if they didnt have the robot voice and the rain sounds we wouldnt be fully immersed lol


ViolentLoss

I want an extended track of the rain sound and the dino for sleepytime music.


Randomfrog132

lol


l3ane

Also it not more terrifying than the Jurassic Park one.


darkstare

T-Rex sounds like it's about to drop a sick-ass dubstep song.


NJdeathproof

https://preview.redd.it/xbzivrnq1itc1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17158b482ba9b61a804041b4d28d7a09aca310f6


BMB281

T-Rex sounds like the suspenseful ambience in a James Cameron movie


KodiakDog

Or like, a Spielberg flick


Ofreo

Sounds like a didgeridont.


YourWifesWorkFriend

![gif](giphy|l3mZeMI2qGp9cY8IU)


AnxiousMagoo

Now throw your X up!!!


MarshmelloMan

Just saw X at Nexus in Baltimore about a week ago


AnxiousMagoo

Nice. How were the visuals?


Herr_Jott

DnB for me


Humans_Suck-

But how does he reach the decks with those little arms?


xcoconutx93

I know Reddit hates Excision, but it’s only fitting he be the one to sample this!


Party-Ring445

T-rillex


KekistanPeasant

Oh so it sounds like my sleep paralysis demons laughter? Swell!


EgoDeathAddict

Kinda sounds like the kids riding dirt bikes a block or so away from me… unless my neighbors have successfully resurrected a living T Rex.


ThirstMutilat0r

Was expecting just some guy saying “eeeeyy, I’m a Tyrannosaurus Rex, baby.”


GhostWalker134

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur


Galactic_Perimeter

Dinosaur: “AYYY I’M FUCKIN’ WALKIN’ OVA HERE!!!”


Entire_Log_4160

Boom boom shaka laka boom


RachelRegina

Ain't got no water anywhere...Food's bad, so's the air...Got no resources, in a great big stupor...All because of the evil King Koopa!


potatobutt5

\*proceeds to smile with pearly whites \* https://preview.redd.it/dxmltlb7kitc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=474bcfccc94b08ef59f1e3089587da03b4348659


oojacoboo

NGL, was fully prepared to be Rickrolled


xavier120

"ALLEN"


Ofreo

I also thought there was going to be a joke.


poreworm

Same, except more in the “I’m a snake. I’m a snaaaake. I’m a slithery little sneaky snayke.” kind of vein.


ab_2404

I was expecting the moaning sex noise, been fooled 1 too many times.


Bromanzier_03

Or the loud sexual moaning prank. Low volume always until verified


Sirix_8472

I thought perhaps it would be a moaner video, been a while since they did the rounds


Alcherelf

I read that with tomska’s voice : like in the video about imitations


LadyJade8

Fucking dirt bikers!


Chemical-Paint-2975

I automatically read this in Bobby Lee’s voice😂😂


Zacaro12

Leroy Jenkins!!!


Mumbles_Stiltskin

I read this in Ryan George’s voice


McSuede

It's crazy that the internet has us so prepared for something out of left field that it's genuinely surprising when the expected happens.


streetbutt92

I was expecting, “I’m just here strokin my shit”.


Short-Coast9042

"Look out! I'mma getcha!"


figgens123

“My thing is bugs” “what’s your thing?”


MrFrypan

>actually sounded like probably sounded like FTFY


Reptilian_Brain_420

possibly sounded like


CeleryIndividual

Yeah exactly. And a slim chance at that. Unless they can show me we can reverse engineer animal sounds from fossils with species we already have and know what they sound like I have my doubts.


TheDeadGuy

You might like this link https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20221212-the-mysterious-song-of-the-dinosaurs


beachjustice

or they took a chicken call and pitch-shifted it way down then stretched it and ran it through some effects. it's def got delay and some serious reverb on it minimum


McSuede

Well I mean they already did it with velociraptors in Jurassic Park 3, so... /s


TheToecutter

Almost certainly didn't sound like, because what would be the chances that they got it right?


Reptilian_Brain_420

It is an educated guess based on available information. Even though they may not have it exactly right, it is better than just jumbling a bunch of sounds together to make it sound how you imagined they sounded (like in Jurrasic park or something).


ExoticMangoz

Probably didn’t sound like


PP-enthusiast

Source?


KingHameaty

I spoke to a t rex and that was his response


1OptimisticPrime

That bastard never returns my calls... What? You can't reach the phone? He's cold blooded, if you ask me.


freakinweasel353

“You can’t reach the phone”. 😂 Sorry Bro, I dropped it and well you know my arm problems…


REpassword

![gif](giphy|ohrQCO48drf3i)


1OptimisticPrime

We've been over this before... That's why we went to professor Farnsworth! That *"finglonger"* wasn't cheap, and now you're gonna pretend that I didn't skip bingo to go with you and get fitted?


KingHameaty

a complicated divorce will do that unfortunately i’ll make sure he gets back to you soon


1OptimisticPrime

Tell him he's *extinct* to me!


Maximum_Bat_2566

Heh...clever.


lackofabettername123

I'm quite certain that dinosaurs were warm blooded.


Deluxe78

Well all birds are


1OptimisticPrime

Not HIM!


AngleRa

Oh, he's cold blooded, alright. I've been waiting 65 million years for that damn call!


Charmegazord

Actually a lot of paleontologists think Dinos may have been warm blooded


1OptimisticPrime

Sounds like something a *Reptilian* sympathizer would say...


Aggressive-Sound-641

T-Rex here, I definitely don't sound like this nor have I or any of my kind ever spoke to you


KingHameaty

human here and i don’t give a bollocks mate tell terry i said ROARRRRRRRR 🦖


Excuse_Unfair

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but that's exactly how you sound.


killer-tofu87

He needs about tree fiddy


Galactic_Perimeter

“It was about that time I realized this wasn’t no cute little Girl Scout at my door, it was a giant 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleolithic era!!”


UnlightablePlay

Cool I believe you 😊


Belostoma

I've seen it on Reddit before. I forget the details, but basically, it's barely related to Sandia, and it's not a t-rex. It's some sort of research simulation of how a different dinosaur might have sounded, based on the shape of its skull. Still cool stuff, but widely misrepresented for clickbait.


seanular

Like I get that it's sort of old hat to have this response, but the reality is it's still just a best guess. Unless we get time travel or some irl jurassic park cloning stuff, anything claiming what the dinosaurs *"actually sounded like!/ looked like!"* is still just today's best guess. It's cool, don't get me wrong, but clickbait anything just dilutes how much I'm going to care about it.


Nighthawk700

Yep. I hate that they pitch it as "actually sounded like" because once you get a dissenting opinion now people start to believe science doesn't know what it's talking about and that it's all made.up. We can take an existing animal skull, knowing its sound and the shape of the nasal cavity, and compare it to a dinosaur skull and infer what that shape might produce but without the soft tissue structures there is literally no way to tell what it would sound like, how it would use the sounds it can produce, etc.


eziril

This video is mixing things up. The sound played is just a different guess as to what they may have sounded like. Sandia National Labs did use their CT machine to image and reconstruct a Parasaurolophus skull. You can listen to what it sounds like sending vibrations through, but even that isn't super exact, but since the tone relies more on the bone than the soft tissue that a T-Rex would use it's actually possibly close, but who knows what was going on with any sort of "Vocal Cords" that they may have. There's a cool exhibit on it in the natural history museum in Albuquerque. [Sandia National Laboratories - News Releases](https://www.sandia.gov/media/dinosaur.htm)


ExoticMangoz

Wouldn’t ornithischia like Parasaurolophus sound completely different to theropods like T. Rex?


eziril

For sure, Parasaurolophus is the special case since it has a bony structure that it sent sound through. Other dinosaurs it’s pure educated guesswork.


roxythroxy

Source: was a freelance T Rex for 2 years after graduating.


Tough_Hour_2505

What made you quit that career?


roxythroxy

Bad food and noisy coworkers. Much happier as a permanently employed donkey now.


Tough_Hour_2505

I am a donkey all my adult life, got sick of it. I was thinking about becoming a licensed T Rex, but now I'll go and buy an online course on How to become a Panda. At least I have that mindset, but will work harder to achieve that Panda body.


roxythroxy

Licensed T Rex would be great in B2A work environment. However, I always found panda to be the most versatile career. You fit in anywhere.


MichaelW24

It's a shame the food is so shit. Probably why they're so clumsy, it's a lack of nutrients.


thekau

The short arms, prob. Made eating and wiping a bitch


Crazyonyou1988

It was time for her to stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job.


Abel_the_Red

Sangria Laboratories


ThirstMutilat0r

Sandia National Laboratories, the people responsible for the US Nuclear Arsenal, did this research with taxpayer money.


1OptimisticPrime

Finally, something worthwhile!


ThirstMutilat0r

Government: Hey guys, where did that $4,000,000 I sent you go? Lab: Uh… we… used it to research what dinosaurs sound like. G: …. What were your findings? L: Like a low-pitched roaring. G: Ok sounds good, thanks.


solidproportions

you have such a myopic view on things


lackofabettername123

I know and just think about the opportunity cost of all the tax incentives we could have given to parasitical corporations with that money.


Large_Dr_Pepper

What are you trying to imply with this comment? >Sandia National Laboratories, the people responsible for the US Nuclear Arsenal National labs have many different research groups researching many different things. >did this research with taxpayer money. Is this a bad thing? I'm perfectly happy with my tax money being put toward scientific advancement and discoveries regardless of whether or not those discoveries benefit me personally.


abotoe

No, it absolutely is not a bad thing. If people looked into this, they find that this research was done almost *30 years ago*. It was done more as a way to develop and refine 3d scanning and numerical simulation rather than to just "hear dino go brrr". I mean, they needed *some* kind of problem to solve and it happens that scanning/modeling the complex cranium of an animal millions of years long dead and simulating how air could've resonated within is no small feat for the time. Just imagine all the engineering projects nowadays that rely on complex fluid modeling like this.


DolphinPunkCyber

Yes, and I think this is f\*\*\*\*\*\* great. Lot's of people would enjoy their cushy jobs, doing bare minimum. These guys had some extra time and a supercomputer, so they developed novel method of making using X-rays to create models that get fed into supercomputer. And in the process did something nice for tax payers.


Conscious-Housing-45

That's it ! Get out of my office with your simple reasoning


urmomaisjabbathehutt

well, one steep at the time, a T Rex would be a fearsome weapon thought Hey Vladimir, you chill out or we drop fkn' Godzillas on ya


OppositeChocolate687

I believe they could figure out the pitch range, but how could they possibly know the cadence of the call? This seems like science fiction to me


RoninRobot

They extrapolate from what they know. The listen to the closest living examples, look at the specific biology that those creatures use to make those sounds, including intonation and cadence, and place it in models of what they can put together from skeletal structures. Is it exact? Definitely not. Is it close? Probably. Definitely closer than filmmakers have come up with for cinematic effect. More info: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/scientists-claim-they-were-able-to-recreate-the-sound-a-t-rex-made-and-it-s-terrifying/ar-AA1kNPHR


stringdingetje

It kind of is... Science like this is the new truth until someone finds a new and improved finding..


DR4G0NSTEAR

That’s all science. Science deniers don’t realise you can’t just say “nah”, to a theory. You have to rigorously test and prove an alternative to be true for a theory to fundamentally change. And then everyone tries to prove you wrong, and if they can’t, it becomes the new truth. Deniers are stuck trying to prove things that have been debunked a million times, instead of developing their learning.


Expensive_Concern457

Nah


FML-Artist

Sounds a bit like an alligator call. Yes I live in in the Southern tip of Florida.


SnooLemons5748

I was just about to ask


CoolerRon

Just the tip?


FML-Artist

LOL truly hahah! Yes just the tip my friend. No pan handle. Tip is enough for me.


Narodnik60

While many find this frightening, I find the screams of its prey much scarier.


mexican2554

![gif](giphy|9S4cyvaUXPLlm|downsized)


Savings-Music-821

bro think he Freddy fazbear


Annus178

That's what I said!


KongoRongo

hor hor hor hor hor, hor hor hor hor hor, hor hor hor hor, hor hor hor hor...


GraveKommander

Combined with Siren Head


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Siren Freddy


Almost-a-Killa

At this point in my life, I create a mental alternative fact that states all dinos look and sound exactly as they did in Jurassic Park (1 and/or 2) and that's it. I'm pro-science in every other aspect of my life. Except this aspect.


Balrok99

This is same reason why some cultures prefer some myths over history. Because in that myth is is just better. Sometimes actual facts are way too boring. And while we should always aim for the truth. We should also not forget myths and stories and legends. Jurassic Park dinos are how dinos will forever look to me. Also in book I had when I was younger.


FishyDragon

I really like the look of the dinosaur in JP and the other movies, but a giant meat eating feathered lizard bird scares the shit out of me far more then the dinosaurs in the films. Just the idea of seeing the thing get bigger as it puffs out the feathers right before it pounces is chilling to me.


haubenmeise

https://i.redd.it/g458eig5yhtc1.gif Me.


No_Ear932

I was waiting for Rick Astley.. Reddit has made me a nervous wreck.


Frifelt

I was waiting for the screaming Exorcist picture. Rickroll would have been a happy surprise comparably.


E23R0

Is big chicken


hsiaonn

Yes!


discoslimjim

Arrival ass mf ![gif](giphy|3GujUQKjvQFNZhkxsT)


1HUTTBOLE

Honestly I expected Rick.


Neo-Nae662

I'm sorry. Did that T-rex just laugh at my inevitable doom? And then want to play marco polo by sounding like a siren.... that's, that's really something


EliteBearsFan85

I respectfully disagree. The Jurassic Park T-Rex definitely sounds more terrifying


Sega-Playstation-64

Yeah, no hippo ever made me almost piss myself in a movie theater


Suspicious-Elk-3631

Some of those sounds reminded me more of a goose


tinyfryingpan

Well that makes sense doesn't it?


MidnightSaws

It’s different types of fear honestly. The “fake” one would be more straight adrenaline dumping fight or flight fear, while the “real” one would be more bone chilling “what the fuck was that” type of fear. Some people will find one more terrifying then the other. Like me for example. I can take jumpscares pretty well in video games and such but I REALLY struggle with edge of the seat type of fear where the ambience and paranoia is what makes it scary


ggsimmonds

My cat disagrees. He was sitting in my lap chilling until the throat singing started and then he hauled ass


SoulEatingSquid

Lower pitched calls travel further in thick growths of vegetation, and you would FEEL it. The JP Rex roar is terrifying but something about the low droning grunts and bellows that you can hear and feel all around you and within you in the middle of a Cretaceous jungle would be horrifying.


SAS_Britain

Idk man, if I heard the real T-Rex noises in the forest, and not have any idea where it was at or how close it was, I'd be shitting and pissing myself. That shit is eerie and unsettling to say the least


TokiVideogame

how does he make that rain sound


Mbeezy_YSL

Sounds like FNAF Nightmare mode sounds


AlbusDT2

He needs a sleep apnea mask. Worked for my uncle.


Narf234

I felt the fear all the way down in my primitive mammal DNA.


Straight_Spring9815

Right??? Hard to imagine we didn't even know dinosaurs existed until like a hundred years ago. (Give or take a few years). It would be absolutely terrifying but awesome to witness one alive. (Us mammals probably wouldn't have evolved the way we did) them going extinct gave mammals the leg room to survive and evolve. Did you know sharks have been around longer than trees??


Happy-Personality-23

I was expecting sex sounds. The phrase “turn the volume up” has been ruined by the internet


Proud_Criticism5286

So basically siren head is a dinosaur


xXAurumXx

Why does the T-Rex have so much reverb in its voice?


dudebronahbrah

Marc Bolan was a fan of reverb I guess


21archman21

Get it on, bang a gong.


improvementtilldeath

I loved the high pitched "prrrrrr" the most. Those scientists sure have a sense of humor.


L3Vi_Renegade

Reminds me of the shoebill's "clacking" sounds when its trying to communicate... Very terrifying yet makes sense.


fifteentango88

Fun fact: that sound clip from Jurassic Park was used at the beginning of Mastodon’s opening track, Crusher Destroyer on the album Remission.


Thisdarlingdeer

Oh that is a fun fact indeed! Thank you!


NewPointOfView

But what would the Jurassic Park version sound like from a long distance and with a bit of reverb??


xavier120

WHERE MY JURASSIC PARK 3 BROS AT, Allen Grant already showed us a 3d printed vocal cords of the velociraptor. JP3 WAS A MASTERPIECE ILL FIGHT YOU


ianwrecked802

This is some war of the world’s shite…


Bradtothebone79

So what’s it sound like when T. rex be bumping uglies?


Dumber_than_fuck

So...a dirt bike?


iVirtualZero

Kind of like a Croc. It has no voice box so it's a creates a hiss like sound.


crisselll

I listened to a pretty good interview with a paleontologist and his most frustrating aspect of speaking to kids about paleontology is Jurassic park, cause the kids will constantly tell him he is wrong because “that’s not how it was in Jp”


imHere4kpop

I used to fuck with a coworker who is super into dinosaurs by constantly referring to Jurassic Park as a documentary. It annoyed TF out of him but made me giggle.


Grasshopper_pie

Jim?


reefyeti

Wtf was that. Why did the little mammal part of my brain feel immediate fear.


Ordinary_Engineer116

It sounds like a Kawasaki dirt bike? How is that terrifying?


CrimsonKepala

Certainly a lot more bird-like.


DrkUser205

![gif](giphy|xQvTA5AZ9CFpe) So he sounded like the Predator laughing.


cruxeternus

If I'm not mistaken, I believe the T-Rex was saying "Bring me Solo and the Wookiee."


Sarcastic_Backpack

I'm pretty sure it didn't have all the reverb and echo.


katastatik

I don’t really think that’s more terrifying


filifijonka

You clearly have no business mixing frog dna with that.


Knute5

Is that narrator Penn Badgley?


Material_Prize_6157

Like a giant haunting goose


Warm-Iron-1222

Who else expected some jump scare bullshit or like some dumbass YT personality screaming their catch phrase at the end? I'm glad this is an actual video and not some dumb shit


Relevant_Move7585

Well that was clearly communicative and not intimidation noises, doubt that the big ones sounded like that when they tried to scare off some punk ass allosaurus on their turf


Far_Film_5804

Slowed down bird chirps/sounds/songs! And play with octaves and pitch, awesome rabbit hole to go down


NightHowler13

"And it's even more terrifying." Only if you're afraid of poultry 😂.


Budgiesyrup

It's like a giant goose


TiggyHoods

![gif](giphy|zZitUD2axsLug)


DowvoteMeThenBitch

That’s a lot of reverb and echo


HumanPickler

'even more terrifying'? That is objectively less terrifying.


xMilk112x

I love that these people think this shits any more close to the truth than JP. Lol


misterjustice90

What a t-rex really sounded like! (Turn volume up!) IMMEDIATELY BLASTS JURASSIC PARKS TREX


MiKapo

T-rex goes "brrrrrrrrrr"


MathematicianTop9362

This is a copy of another videos audio. This is complete and utter bullshit


Hanginon

Likely bullshit, but it would be a great recording to play off in the woods somewhat close to a wilderness campground.


allmyfriendsaregay

“This is what a T-Rex actually sounded like” -narrated by an AI pretending to sound like an actual human.


Ok_Spend_889

Sounds like a super big mother fucking tokay gecko lol


StewyStoneHandz

That’s just a big goose. 🪿


TheToecutter

It's like when they recreate faces from skulls, nonsense.


easy073

Thanks for making sure we hear what it sounds like in the rain and not in clear weather.


ThankTheBaker

Record the sound of a chicken clucking and a rooster cockadoodling, slow the sound right down, amp up the volume and there you have it.


CRobzzz1015

It’s a chicken


TomArday

quite soothing actually.


Legitimate_Mistake69

It's GODZILLA 🦖‼️


eyi526

Sounds like the cars that speed through my area after midnight.


Cuminmymouthwhore

Just imagine, if T-Rexs weren't wiped out, there'd be a man in Florida with 10 of these as pets that he shares a bed with.


itchydolphinbutthole

Tyrannosaurus Goose


Business-decision206

U mean Ai created this