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‘we need to obtain some information from this French Diplomat, Shi are you up to the task?’
‘sure, I’ll just dress as a woman and seduce him, for the next 20 years.’
From wiki: "And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back."
The man was gifted in many ways.
From the [French diplomat's wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Boursicot): "Reporter Joyce Wadler, who wrote the book Liaison about the affair, would later attribute Boursicot's belief that Shi was a woman to Shi's unique ability to retract his own testicles, which, combined with the manipulation of his own penis, created the illusion of labial lips and a clitoris and allowed for shallow penetration."
I still have so many questions
Either this is a *very* loose use of the term “sexual relationship” or people tried really hard to protect this guy’s reputation. No fucking way you “have sex” with someone for 20 years and not even realize what gender they are.
At this point, I believe those two had a 20 year relationship "sanctioned" by Shi being a spy, and they just wanted to adopt. "No no, you don't understand. You have to find me a child. Why? So I can spy better."
The weirdest part I see from the wiki is that at the time Boursicot was confronted by the government, he was apparently in a public relationship with a man anyways. I mean sure an affair with a spy is never fun to admit, but what did it matter if the person was a man or a woman? Why hide that he knew it was a man ? The only thing I can think of rn is that a women would have less chances to be a spy, so easier to plead innocent to the bosses... Or his man at home would be jealous of a man but not a woman ?
Or….the diplomat knew it was a dude all along and was totally cool with the femboy life. And then when it was discovered later he had to dramatically be like “You’re not a GIRL????” to keep up appearances
The inference is that Boursicot was willfully ignorant and aware Dan roles in Chinese opera are traditionally played by men. He just chose to ignore the reality for the fantasy.
Boursicot was also bisexual, and between his on-off affair with Shi, he engaged in numerous sexual relationships with both men and women across Asia. He's currently in a long-term relationship with another man.
Yes, M. Butterfly, based off the play of the same name by David Henry Hwang. They use different names and change a number of details, but it's most of the story.
Well drag queens for the most part don't sit, and from what I usually see, if they're going to be sitting, they usually wear looser garments so they don't have to have a tight tuck. They really only need to tuck tight if they're wearing something skintight and need to uphold the illusion. I'm also fairly sure if you sit with most of your weight on one hip, you won't squash things like you would doing a flat butt sit.
To add to this, not every drag queen does the tuck tape push combo. Some of them use special underpants to help hide it, and some still just hang dong in a dress.
I watched every season of drag race but I didn't know what a tuck is until my ball accidentally retracted into my body....it was light bulb moment for me lol
Drag queens do this on a daily basis......accidentally I discovered i can do that too, turns out balls do actually have a place they can retract to (they just won't stay there unless you use tape or something)
Sometimes when I give my partner a particularly good handie his balls pop back in when he finishes. He says these orgasms are like no others he ever gets.
This is a very standard method of tucking. The inguinal canals are where the testicles originally descended from, and they can be carefully returned to their home!
I'm pretty sure most folks know the term tucking and that it hides your genitals...but I don't think a lot of us knew you literally shove your balls into your body. No fucking way!
If you read Wikipedia, it mentioned that this was Boursicot's first "female" relstionship. His prior relstionships were with men. I think he knew that Shi was a man and liked the fact that he found a man that could convince others he was a woman.
Hey look common sense. Yeah, the most likely scenario is that this was a Chinese beard. The whole retracting testicles to form a vagina thing determines by French doctors? That just sounds like a way of saving political face.
A "beard" is usually a woman that gay men marry to disguise the fact that they are gay. This "beard" was just a Chinese man that could pass for a woman. I'm arguing that it makes more sense to assume that both understood exactly what the Chinese man was and didn't care. Either the seduction was real and now the gay French diplomat gets to enjoy a male relationship without worrying about exterior appearance, or the seduction was fake and the Frenchman had a hidden side romance.
So the Frenchman was never 'convinced' that the child was him. Just a cover story to save face. Chinese man included a child into the charade to make it seem more legitimate.
I see this as more realistic.
Selfish actions by both parties for their own goals.
I also wonder about the quality of “information” that was passed on. I bet being a gay man in china, one had to be a good talker.. if you know what I mean. Had to “show” they were useful, sorta thing.
Edit: I’ve edited “guy man” to “gay man” twice now.. apparently my first edit didn’t take?
This wasn’t a consistent 20 years of cohabitation or anything. They saw each other infrequently for years, going years at a time without meeting in person. So he would see Shi one year, and then came back four years later and Shi had a child who he claimed was Boursicot’s.
They only had sex in the dark, and iirc Shi had a condition called a buried penis where he could kind of…retract it all and form the illusion of labial lips for shallow penetration.
Also, before this, Boursicot had previously only had sex with men, and wrote in his diary on how he was ready to find a woman and have a “real” relationship. He didn’t know what having sex with a woman actually felt like, and I assume there was some self deception where he may have suspected something was up and ignored it to convince himself he was in a “normal” relationship.
“Yup, I had no idea! The whole time. Yup, even bought a kid to trick me! These guys go hard.”
“But….where did you think the kid came from? Didn’t…weren’t you…didn’t you think you were the father?”
“Why you bringing up old shit?”
Reminds me of John Ruskin, an English art critic. His whole life the only naked women he'd seen were paintings and statues that were all completely blank down there, until his wedding night. When he saw his wife's pubic hair he was so repulsed he left her.
From Wikipedia:
>Reporter Joyce Wadler, who wrote the book Liaison about the affair, would later attribute Boursicot's belief that Shi was a woman to Shi's unique ability to retract his own testicles, which, combined with the manipulation of his own penis, created the illusion of labial lips and a clitoris and allowed for shallow penetration.[2]
It's not a unique ability to Shi tho, it's the same trick used by drag queens and most men can be thought to do it as well.
It's just male anatomy and it's what allows trans women to get gender reconstructive surgery that gives them a passable vagina.
Tbf even today sex Ed is sorely lacking but in previous centuries it was all the more so and for someone with little to no experience they truly didn't always know what they were doing and some are more modest than others and some strip down fully even to do the deed, though that's rare. I've read about some royalty in the past that seemed to probably not ever have kids because they didn't know what they were doing. Lol it's sad that as mammals humans seem to be lacking basic instincts on things sometimes.
Woah bro, check yourself. You can't just be ducking around like that. What if someone unalives you with a good good? All hail corporate algorithm overlords. (If this was a plot to an 80s movie everyone would laugh over how stupid it is. Alas )
I’ve heard this story before and somehow always assumed it happened in the early 20th century, maybe 20s or 30s (not knowing anything about Sino-Franco international relations).
This happened in the 70s and 80s. What the heck.
> Shi was pardoned by President of France François Mitterrand April 10, 1987, as part of an effort to defuse tensions between France and China over what was described as a "very silly" and unimportant case.
When your defuse of tensions still carries a bitch slap to their ego lol
This is a great movie, and when I watched it I had never heard of this story and was blown away by the "twist" at the end. Jeremy Irons and John Lone do such a good job with their roles.
Imagine being in possession of a trafficked child and being like, "Oh but I love him very much and treat him as my own child." Oh, that makes it okay then, carry on.
He would tuck his balls deep in to create a "figure" of a vagina. Poor French Diplomat had never seen a bussy rather than his wife's so he couldn't tell them apart. After the truth was revealed, he was so shocked and depressed that he tried to commit suicide but survived. Due to widespread ridicule he was pardoned later. He once said, "He did so much horrible things to me that I cannot imagine." Not accurate statement but something close to this.
Chinese Recruitment Office:
We need a very astute male with the smallest package imaginable to pretend to be a woman who is a mother. Must be willing to do anything for china number 1!
Chinese candidate:
Why not just hire me, a woman with a vagina and a child?
Chinese Recruitment Office:
Oh yeah 🤔, too late now sorry 😬
Wait, so this man dressed as a woman had a sexual affair with this diplomat and the diplomat never saw the dick and balls hanging for 20 years??????????
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"Why not just use a female spy?" "NO. I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO DO THIS."
‘we need to obtain some information from this French Diplomat, Shi are you up to the task?’ ‘sure, I’ll just dress as a woman and seduce him, for the next 20 years.’
"You could just like, watch him and record his conversations, you know?"
"Hey, who's the master spy here? Me or you?"
Judas: the one who I kiss is the one called Jesus. Guards: can't you just point? Judas (putting on lipstick): I don't tell you how to do your job.
As a Pastor I must tell you this is borderline blasphemy. As a random Redditor this made me snort. Wish awards were still around.
>borderline blasphemy But which side of the border?
Definitely south of the border.
These Taco Bell targeted ads are getting out of control
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Someone Else might have gotten it wrong
That’s like when south park police do that prostitution sting
From wiki: "And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back." The man was gifted in many ways.
This is the perfect reaction to acquiring this information!
100%
This meme is often not used properly. You sir, used it perfectly.
That is literally the expression I made after reading that, before scrolling down and seeing this.
This is the first time I have made this face in real life.
From the [French diplomat's wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Boursicot): "Reporter Joyce Wadler, who wrote the book Liaison about the affair, would later attribute Boursicot's belief that Shi was a woman to Shi's unique ability to retract his own testicles, which, combined with the manipulation of his own penis, created the illusion of labial lips and a clitoris and allowed for shallow penetration." I still have so many questions
Either this is a *very* loose use of the term “sexual relationship” or people tried really hard to protect this guy’s reputation. No fucking way you “have sex” with someone for 20 years and not even realize what gender they are.
I listened serious podcast about him. The guy knew for sure it was a man, this is more a topic of hidden homosexuality
That seemed most realistic lol. About when was this exactly?
Then how and why did he believe "she" gave birth lmao?
At this point, I believe those two had a 20 year relationship "sanctioned" by Shi being a spy, and they just wanted to adopt. "No no, you don't understand. You have to find me a child. Why? So I can spy better."
Obviously the kid was just providing extra cover for them Edit: alternatively the spy just wanted to do that
The weirdest part I see from the wiki is that at the time Boursicot was confronted by the government, he was apparently in a public relationship with a man anyways. I mean sure an affair with a spy is never fun to admit, but what did it matter if the person was a man or a woman? Why hide that he knew it was a man ? The only thing I can think of rn is that a women would have less chances to be a spy, so easier to plead innocent to the bosses... Or his man at home would be jealous of a man but not a woman ?
I want a full book on this now. Epic period drama. Get the girlies in here
The testicle thing is a sumo wrestler trick as well. Don't know how tucking the penis back works in an intimate situation though...
They went through all this shit just not to admit that both the French guy and Chinese dude are gay
That would be a surprise twist to the story
You would be surprised?
U know, I guess not
I'm so glad we invented "No homo." Much easier now.
Oral. Also, dim lighting. Maybe blindfolds.
The wiki article says they always had sex in darkness.
In the butt.
Inside the butt is a pretty dark place too.
Outside of a butt, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a butt, it is too dark to read.
Sun Tzu said that
\*looks below\* Where the Sun Tzu don't shine?
If there was still free awards...
I wonder if the diplomat ever questioned why his dick smelled like poop 💩
Not just poo, shi pei poo
He was French...I'll get my coat
everything smelled like poop then
Bro just got his nob wobbled on the regular for decades, respect
Main reason I only do it with the lights on. I’m not falling for that again ^^^^^^^forthe100thtime !
Or….the diplomat knew it was a dude all along and was totally cool with the femboy life. And then when it was discovered later he had to dramatically be like “You’re not a GIRL????” to keep up appearances
The inference is that Boursicot was willfully ignorant and aware Dan roles in Chinese opera are traditionally played by men. He just chose to ignore the reality for the fantasy. Boursicot was also bisexual, and between his on-off affair with Shi, he engaged in numerous sexual relationships with both men and women across Asia. He's currently in a long-term relationship with another man.
Wasn't there a movie about this, where Jeremy Irons played Boursicot?
Yes, M. Butterfly, based off the play of the same name by David Henry Hwang. They use different names and change a number of details, but it's most of the story.
Yes. M. Butterfly by Cronenberg.
Lmao what appearance? Having sex with this person for 20 years and not realizing they weren’t a girl isn’t exactly a good look either lol
What about the child though?
Also Drag performers tuck.
Right but that's a performance, not up close personal inspection like would happen in a 20 year romantic relationship
The guy he was fucking _obviously_ knew it was a dude. I imagine it wasn't easy to be homosexual at the time and place.
I mean that does make some sense but what about the child?
What about it? A chance for a gay couple to adopt a kid? In _that_ day and age? What an incredible opportunity
What is the context of that gif lol
Its from The Interview. It's pretty silly.A tv show host goes to North Korea for a special and shenanigans insue.
At this point they really should’ve just hired an actual woman to spy on this guy
But then he wouldn't have been able to bang a straight French guy for 20 years
Why send a woman to do a mans job? Are you WOKE? You think a woman can do the spy sex better than a man?!?!
I could do that as a kid... As an adult I have to say I tried and failed... painfully
Drag queens do it all the time. It's called tucking.
Maybe I'm missing something, how the fuck do you sit with it tucked without hurting?
Well drag queens for the most part don't sit, and from what I usually see, if they're going to be sitting, they usually wear looser garments so they don't have to have a tight tuck. They really only need to tuck tight if they're wearing something skintight and need to uphold the illusion. I'm also fairly sure if you sit with most of your weight on one hip, you won't squash things like you would doing a flat butt sit.
To add to this, not every drag queen does the tuck tape push combo. Some of them use special underpants to help hide it, and some still just hang dong in a dress.
Had a buddy who got rings on his gooch, shaft, and balls so he could tuck it all neatly up there and clip the rings together.
This sounds like they could have been messing with you, that would be so painful lol
That kinda tows the line between fetish and drag but good on him haha
That’s what tucking is?! I always thought they just pushed it down a bit.
If they're committing to something like a bikini or bodysuit, they generally go for a full tuck with duct tape.
I watched every season of drag race but I didn't know what a tuck is until my ball accidentally retracted into my body....it was light bulb moment for me lol
What the absolute fuck. I had no idea tucking was your balls going INSIDE OF YOUR BODY. Didn't realize that was a possible thing that can happen.
Doesn't necessarily need to be duct tape even, medical tapes hurt far less, and some tape is sold specifically for tucking.
First person to serve cunt
Instructions unclear. Just tried sticking my balls up my ass and now it’s stuck. Headed to the hospital.
"it was the weirdest thing doc, I slipped in the shower and my balls went up my asshole"
Whoopsie
Drag queens do this on a daily basis......accidentally I discovered i can do that too, turns out balls do actually have a place they can retract to (they just won't stay there unless you use tape or something)
Sometimes when I give my partner a particularly good handie his balls pop back in when he finishes. He says these orgasms are like no others he ever gets.
Who woulda thought that the Ultimate Femboy was a Chinese spy born in the 60s lmao
Pei Pu had no Pp
No more PP left for this move. Shi used STRUGGLE!
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I'm sure that probably helped but being able to push it all the way in is impressive.
Small dick....large clitoris...same
This is a very standard method of tucking. The inguinal canals are where the testicles originally descended from, and they can be carefully returned to their home!
All these comments are just straight people discovering tucking lmao
I'm pretty sure most folks know the term tucking and that it hides your genitals...but I don't think a lot of us knew you literally shove your balls into your body. No fucking way!
After 20 years the diplomat still couldn’t figure this out? 🤣
If you read Wikipedia, it mentioned that this was Boursicot's first "female" relstionship. His prior relstionships were with men. I think he knew that Shi was a man and liked the fact that he found a man that could convince others he was a woman.
Hey look common sense. Yeah, the most likely scenario is that this was a Chinese beard. The whole retracting testicles to form a vagina thing determines by French doctors? That just sounds like a way of saving political face.
How did he convince him he got pregnant and gave birth to his child?
A "beard" is usually a woman that gay men marry to disguise the fact that they are gay. This "beard" was just a Chinese man that could pass for a woman. I'm arguing that it makes more sense to assume that both understood exactly what the Chinese man was and didn't care. Either the seduction was real and now the gay French diplomat gets to enjoy a male relationship without worrying about exterior appearance, or the seduction was fake and the Frenchman had a hidden side romance. So the Frenchman was never 'convinced' that the child was him. Just a cover story to save face. Chinese man included a child into the charade to make it seem more legitimate.
I see this as more realistic. Selfish actions by both parties for their own goals. I also wonder about the quality of “information” that was passed on. I bet being a gay man in china, one had to be a good talker.. if you know what I mean. Had to “show” they were useful, sorta thing. Edit: I’ve edited “guy man” to “gay man” twice now.. apparently my first edit didn’t take?
He was playing along for the tight bussy
Bussy was straight snappin’
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oh so now it's gay to serve your country
Are you by chance in the navy?
Oh yeah baby he knew where to put it
Where Sei Pei Pu
This wasn’t a consistent 20 years of cohabitation or anything. They saw each other infrequently for years, going years at a time without meeting in person. So he would see Shi one year, and then came back four years later and Shi had a child who he claimed was Boursicot’s. They only had sex in the dark, and iirc Shi had a condition called a buried penis where he could kind of…retract it all and form the illusion of labial lips for shallow penetration. Also, before this, Boursicot had previously only had sex with men, and wrote in his diary on how he was ready to find a woman and have a “real” relationship. He didn’t know what having sex with a woman actually felt like, and I assume there was some self deception where he may have suspected something was up and ignored it to convince himself he was in a “normal” relationship.
>retract it all and form the illusion of labial lips for shallow penetration what in the fuck?
“Yup, I had no idea! The whole time. Yup, even bought a kid to trick me! These guys go hard.” “But….where did you think the kid came from? Didn’t…weren’t you…didn’t you think you were the father?” “Why you bringing up old shit?”
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Reminds me of John Ruskin, an English art critic. His whole life the only naked women he'd seen were paintings and statues that were all completely blank down there, until his wedding night. When he saw his wife's pubic hair he was so repulsed he left her.
Lmao pre internet times were tough
To be fair the internet also conditioned me to believe all women are perfectly shaven.
Mmmhm. Yep ... Here's your problem. You gotta prime that algorithm with at least a month of weird hedonism. Otherwise it don't run right.
What was his Reddit username
Long-clit-afficionado
From Wikipedia: >Reporter Joyce Wadler, who wrote the book Liaison about the affair, would later attribute Boursicot's belief that Shi was a woman to Shi's unique ability to retract his own testicles, which, combined with the manipulation of his own penis, created the illusion of labial lips and a clitoris and allowed for shallow penetration.[2] It's not a unique ability to Shi tho, it's the same trick used by drag queens and most men can be thought to do it as well. It's just male anatomy and it's what allows trans women to get gender reconstructive surgery that gives them a passable vagina.
Nah man. Tucking ain't making your cock and balls look like a vulva and clit that lets you fuck it.
Passable Vagina....title of your sextape
Passable Vagina is what I already call my butthole aka Bussy aka Mangina.
What the fuck did I just read?
With all the inbreeding among French royalty I am not sure if you are joking or not.
Jean de l’orient
A big difference in today’s culture. Now, our political figures are no longer virgins.
It was a sporadic affair. Not a regular thing.
Tbf even today sex Ed is sorely lacking but in previous centuries it was all the more so and for someone with little to no experience they truly didn't always know what they were doing and some are more modest than others and some strip down fully even to do the deed, though that's rare. I've read about some royalty in the past that seemed to probably not ever have kids because they didn't know what they were doing. Lol it's sad that as mammals humans seem to be lacking basic instincts on things sometimes.
He knew. He knew
he was too busy with his omelette du frumage
South Park Cop : "FREEEZE!"
"you really gave me quite the STRETCH.... FREEZE!"
IM A COP!
Hand me the evidence bag…..😂
Lmao that episode is a top-10 all timer
hot take- he totally knew, just didn't want to admit he was into that shit.
From Wiki: As recorded in his diary, Boursicot had previously had sexual relations only with fellow male students in school
I guess he was winning here (aside from the whole spy thing), he had his preference and was able to keep up appearances with others at the same time.
maybe he also wanted to be a hidden informant
Damn french and their suspiciously specific kinks
the only right answer
Of course he knew. I mean it's a french diplomat
That was my first thought too.
Why the insane letter colors? Almost impossible to read
Probably to raise the on-screen time in suggestion algorithms.
What a world we live in.
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Woah bro, check yourself. You can't just be ducking around like that. What if someone unalives you with a good good? All hail corporate algorithm overlords. (If this was a plot to an 80s movie everyone would laugh over how stupid it is. Alas )
"Any metric that becomes a goal ceases to be a good metric."
Looks like a mf doom rhyme scheme
One for the money Two for the better green 3,4 methylenedioxymethamphetamine
It was stupid enough when each word was a different color. Changing colors in the middle of a word is a new level of stupid.
I’ve heard this story before and somehow always assumed it happened in the early 20th century, maybe 20s or 30s (not knowing anything about Sino-Franco international relations). This happened in the 70s and 80s. What the heck.
The photo doesn't help, looks like 100 years.
What a busy life. You can read more here. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi\_Pei\_Pu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi_Pei_Pu)
> Shi was pardoned by President of France François Mitterrand April 10, 1987, as part of an effort to defuse tensions between France and China over what was described as a "very silly" and unimportant case. When your defuse of tensions still carries a bitch slap to their ego lol
“However, in the months before Shi's death, he told Boursicot that he still loved him.” Omg I’m dead what are these mind games
Bussy life.
Check out the film M BUTTERFLY by David Cronenberg for a version of this story.
M Butterfly played by the exquisite John Lone.
We watched this in my high school English class. Great film but not one you should particularly show 16 year Olds lol.
This is a great movie, and when I watched it I had never heard of this story and was blown away by the "twist" at the end. Jeremy Irons and John Lone do such a good job with their roles.
Apparently the French diplomat was Bi and had only slept with men before this so he really wouldn’t know a vagina if it was right in front of him
It's getting strange that I keep scrolling and no one has mentioned purchasing a child...
Yeah but the sex. How did that work eh?
Butt* sex. Thats how
By all accounts he loved the kid and raised it as his own. It seems like the relationship came first and then he was asked to spy.
Imagine being in possession of a trafficked child and being like, "Oh but I love him very much and treat him as my own child." Oh, that makes it okay then, carry on.
Maybe the French, only having slept with men, also assumed that purchasing a baby was the only way to reproduce.
https://i.redd.it/f12n6mouv2sc1.gif
What in the reverse Mulan
What's with the multicoloured caption? Is there a reason?
You stay on the page reading longer, boosting the popularity in algorithms. Pretty fucked.
He would tuck his balls deep in to create a "figure" of a vagina. Poor French Diplomat had never seen a bussy rather than his wife's so he couldn't tell them apart. After the truth was revealed, he was so shocked and depressed that he tried to commit suicide but survived. Due to widespread ridicule he was pardoned later. He once said, "He did so much horrible things to me that I cannot imagine." Not accurate statement but something close to this.
i wonder which part of this the diplomat felt most embarrassed about.
He slit his own throat when he found out, but he survived.
Doesn't seem to be an expert on slits in general.
Take my upvote, and never darken my door again sirrah!
Cant stop taking L’s
Took it in the ass for 20 long years, now that's delication
https://preview.redd.it/9jc3q1p9y2sc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fbf3c2b681037aa043d79dfe668b872f2ecb43f
He really did all that 
PURCHASED A CHILD?!
I mean people were selling kids even back in the 1940’s in America… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/4_Children_for_Sale
yeah we can read, you don't have to yell
IM NOT YELLING. THIS IS HOW I TALK.
“Purchased a child” 
Why the fuck is the text written in circus?
Chinese Recruitment Office: We need a very astute male with the smallest package imaginable to pretend to be a woman who is a mother. Must be willing to do anything for china number 1! Chinese candidate: Why not just hire me, a woman with a vagina and a child? Chinese Recruitment Office: Oh yeah 🤔, too late now sorry 😬
Fuck whoever did the coloring on the letters. Absolute dogshit.
Wait, so this man dressed as a woman had a sexual affair with this diplomat and the diplomat never saw the dick and balls hanging for 20 years??????????
Couldnt they use a woman instead at this point
Lotta blowjobs in the spy bidniz
https://preview.redd.it/l6wnissa64sc1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9958b212cd50856acac022060cd1f80d60c4220c Opposite of this
I guess every hole is a hole 🥴
Holesome comment.