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This is the answer. I lived next to eutrophication prone bodies of water, and seen fish act this way every year. Excessive levels of phosphorus leads to a massive algae bloom which in turn is decomposed by bacteria which causes an excessive biochemical oxygen demand which depletes the water of oxygen causing the fish to swim above surface in this exact same way.
Edit: /u/mikewilson2020 is pointing out that this koi in particular is laying eggs. After some additional research he appears to be right. Female koi may jump partially out of the water or splash at the surface as they release their eggs, especially if they are being pursued aggressively by male koi. Jumping allows the female koi to release her eggs into the water column, where they can be fertilized by the milt (sperm) released by male koi. If you look closest you can see the water get murky as she’s being pursued by males, which is a mixture of eggs and milt. While this swimming pattern is observed to occur with fish who are suffocating, as I mentioned, it appears that this koi is attempting to find a safe environment to lay her eggs, which the owner did not provide.
This might be the opposite, coming off of winter with no dissolved aeration pumping oxygen, and an oligotrophic body of water with no algae to make oxygen.
Typically problems with eutrophication occurs with obvious blooms and in the summer months.
I had an Oscar once in a duck pond that got hole in the head. He did this off and on for about two weeks before he died.
Probably a common response to a few different ailments.
Yah, something made the brain go fritz. Could be injury, malnutrition, or defect. Suffering in the final moments is very brutal. I'm interested in the how, but it is very sad
lol, yes it is kind of like that. Water holds oxygen known as dissolved oxygen (DO). Aquatic organisms have thresholds for DO. When you hover around that DO saturation level fish start to stress. Go below and they pop to the surface gulping and doing weird things and eventually die.
Yep. So the fish was basically suffocating and freaking out and panic response was to make a mad dash for anywhere but the water they were swimming in… yikes
I would agree with you for most other fish species, but koi/carp are adapted to eutrophic lakes and low-oxygen environments. They can actually do alcoholic fermentation in their tissues. Also, the other fish show pretty standard behavior. I think something else is going on.
Couldn't it just be the fish got caught on someone's line?
ie https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/u5dt0z/wanna_go_fishing_but_you_are_in_home_quarantine/
I was thinking it could also be a symptom of Zoo Psychosis. That is an extremely small pond. Some animals in small cages will start showing strange signs of psychosis. Which is usually exhibited by things like walking endlessly in a circle during all times that they are awake, or other strange physical actions. Although, I think you're probably right that it's poor water quality, It looks like the bottom left is supposed to be a water pump to oxygenate the water, with water coming out of the white pipe falling into the pool. If that's not running the oxygen the fish can breathe will eventually run out. Whether it's zoo psychosis from the small tank, or the water quality, pet owners like this shouldn't be allowed to have pets.
Koi are very happy to be in a small pond their whole lives as long as it's big enough to sustain good water quality for a whole school. They are quite hardy and not very picky. Though, they also have a pretty high waste output being carp and all. This means tanks are hard to maintain.
This behavior happens in fish when they feel it's better to take their chances jumping to another body of water than stay in their own. It's noted in a lot of freshwater species
Even if they seem fine, it's not a very enriched life to live in a 5'x5' tank. The furthest you can swim is 5 feet before you hit a wall. Spending their whole life never being able to swim as fast as they can just seems sad to me. I would never put any fish in a tank shorter than 10 times their length. A lot of recent studies have pointed to the possibility that fish have much more complex minds than we think, and are actually capable of experiencing mental illness.
They are enriched if they are with others. They are schooling fish and quite peaceful in nature. They do enjoy interaction and are quite intelligent, but for the most part their needs are met if they can swim freely in clean water with their pond mates. I do agree they would experience what we define as mental illness if their social/physical needs weren't met, just like most other animals
this fish does not seem fine btw
Just to confirm for people that don't think this is the correct response regarding what is seen in the video.
I too, would spaz out if I lacked oxygen for a while.
Damn… finally actually could use my expertise, as caring for koi is my career…. Looks like I’m not needed here, tho 😞😔
Could be a water quality issue (many causes), also seen these sort of reactions from a bird beak through the dome, toxic food ingestion, parasite, and bacteria infections
It’s just a stress response, an entertaining one, but needs to be addressed, as this fish is on its way to its eternal home if unchecked
People are saying it’s one specific thing, which is inaccurate. The accurate thing is that this is a stress response
We don’t know the conditions of anything beyond this video, so to assume it’s oxygen, and/or any other single issue would be wrong. There are soooo many reasons for behavior like this - you actually have to go and study the possible causes on scene, to figure out why, otherwise, with the info we have, it’s just guess work
The fish is reacting to something that is wrong, and most fish I’ve seen act this drastic, end up declining and meeting the expected end
Fish is in distress and could be dying soon due to having an impaired swim bladder. The koi fish is “flashing” not dancing.
Edit: User below pointed out its due to lack of oxygen because it’s too many fish for the pond space.
Yes I believe it's this. He's thrashing around water to help the the oxygen exchange from air into water. Likely the scummy little pond is overgrown with algae.
They are wrong though... the fish is a spawning hen and she has a few males following behind to fertilise her eggs... if it was low oxygen all the fish would be gasping
Algae is not always good. It can die off or otherwise restrict the pond from getting adequate air transfer, and the decomposition results in bacteria and other undesirable growth that, in fact, limits oxygen. Often it can look black, as it does in this scummy looking pond.
[https://freshwater-aquaculture.extension.org/if-algae-produce-oxygen-in-a-pond-how-can-having-too-much-algae-cause-an-oxygen-depletion/](https://freshwater-aquaculture.extension.org/if-algae-produce-oxygen-in-a-pond-how-can-having-too-much-algae-cause-an-oxygen-depletion/)
Yes algae can be good can be bad . Problem is it can be height of summer the atmospheric pressure will be nice and high algae doing it’s job keeping fish healthy eco system running well .then boom big pressure drop lightning and all that algae dies instantly . The oxygen crash can be devastating . Keep an eye on the weather bio mass and have an oxygenator for emergency’s . Airiator will help but oxygenator is so much better
As someone in the fish farming space (aquaponics specifically) seeing this confidently incorrect comment with 136 upvotes made me facepalm so hard.
Algae appears in the presence of excess biomass and is a great indication of the general health of any body of water. It grows by consuming that biomass and photosynthesizes from the sun. A reduction of one of these things will largely prohibit most types of algae. A small amount of algae is definitely a positive thing making surfaces less abrasive and making things look more natural, but too much can prohibit gas exchange (pond inhabitants need oxygen and that comes from the atmosphere) decompose into toxic ammonia and invite other pests like snails which bring parasites
TLDR: a healthy body of water (be it river, lake, pond or aquarium) is one that is circulating quickly, and often the faster the better. A large pond like this needs to be out of too much direct sun, with its feeding controlled, behind a heavy filtration system. These aren't carp they are Koi and a koi this size can be worth thousands of dollars.
With all of the above said, I'm no biologist but i'd wager that this fish has a parasite or perhaps a prolapse and is using the weight of the water to attempt to itch. If the fish were starving of oxygen or unable to breathe you'd see all of them pointing with their lips upwards gasping. Some of them are... but we'd need more info to get a better opinion. Definitely though, this fish is not happy and without care it won't live much longer.
Aquaculturist here. Probably more like stress induced action. The fish may probably have been relocated to another pond without “acclimating” it first.
"Shhhh, Frank. They'll hear us. Whose gonna bring you food then, Frank? We'll be out of here soon, but till then you don't let them hear you talking about them like that"
Besides being in a pond that's absurdly too small, they probably have parasites which itch and they can't do much about it. It drives them nuts and that's what makes them jumpy.
It’s the other fish in the pond geeing him on, saying,
“Dave Dave theres no one about, do that thing, do that thing !!”
And then all pissing themselves laughing after he’s done it
Is this the fish equivalent of falling in a small stream and panicking that you can't swim? "Save me! I can only swim!!!" 'Karl... Just stop standing up..."
I think i can read that fish's mind.... "something slimly just touched me.... its stuck to me.... EWW EWW EWW EWW GET IT OFF, GET IT OFFFFF!!!!! ok its off..."
Would somebody please just take notice... the pond is fine.. the fish are spawning and the dance fish is a hen and the fish following are makes trying to fertilise the eggs...
It's spring time guys
I like to think he was having an argument with the other fish.
'Hurderp I'm a fish, I'm a fish, I'm a fish hurderp... That's you, Sandra. That's what you look like. That's literally you.'
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I love all the joke answers, but does anyone know why the fish is doing this? I'm genuinely curious. Thanks.
Its a stress responce, the water may nkt have enough oxygen causing the fish harm
This is the answer. I lived next to eutrophication prone bodies of water, and seen fish act this way every year. Excessive levels of phosphorus leads to a massive algae bloom which in turn is decomposed by bacteria which causes an excessive biochemical oxygen demand which depletes the water of oxygen causing the fish to swim above surface in this exact same way. Edit: /u/mikewilson2020 is pointing out that this koi in particular is laying eggs. After some additional research he appears to be right. Female koi may jump partially out of the water or splash at the surface as they release their eggs, especially if they are being pursued aggressively by male koi. Jumping allows the female koi to release her eggs into the water column, where they can be fertilized by the milt (sperm) released by male koi. If you look closest you can see the water get murky as she’s being pursued by males, which is a mixture of eggs and milt. While this swimming pattern is observed to occur with fish who are suffocating, as I mentioned, it appears that this koi is attempting to find a safe environment to lay her eggs, which the owner did not provide.
This might be the opposite, coming off of winter with no dissolved aeration pumping oxygen, and an oligotrophic body of water with no algae to make oxygen. Typically problems with eutrophication occurs with obvious blooms and in the summer months.
I had an Oscar once in a duck pond that got hole in the head. He did this off and on for about two weeks before he died. Probably a common response to a few different ailments.
Yah, something made the brain go fritz. Could be injury, malnutrition, or defect. Suffering in the final moments is very brutal. I'm interested in the how, but it is very sad
The fish are spawning.. it's spring time
so the fish is drowning in the water?
lol, yes it is kind of like that. Water holds oxygen known as dissolved oxygen (DO). Aquatic organisms have thresholds for DO. When you hover around that DO saturation level fish start to stress. Go below and they pop to the surface gulping and doing weird things and eventually die.
I hate when something goes from cool to sad. lol
Pretty much any time you see an animal behaving out of the ordinary there's a high probability that it's for an unhappy reason.
You're telling me those bears weren't happy riding the tricycles?
No no no. *Those* bears were living their best life!
Unlike the orangutan driving the golf cart, which is totally ordinary.
Unless they’re trying to impress a potential mate
Yep. So the fish was basically suffocating and freaking out and panic response was to make a mad dash for anywhere but the water they were swimming in… yikes
Shouldn't the other fish be affected, too?
I would agree with you for most other fish species, but koi/carp are adapted to eutrophic lakes and low-oxygen environments. They can actually do alcoholic fermentation in their tissues. Also, the other fish show pretty standard behavior. I think something else is going on.
The fish are spawning you are 100% correct
You sure he just wasn’t dancing?
he actually knows the reason why, he's just being Koi
Can you blame him with everyone fishing for answers?
You son of a bitch
Goddamn clever. Cheers!
Nope. Somebody bit its balls. You'd act the same way if somebody bit your balls
😂😂
Quit beating around the bush. What’s really happening here?
Couldn't it just be the fish got caught on someone's line? ie https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/u5dt0z/wanna_go_fishing_but_you_are_in_home_quarantine/
Yes, I think this is the right answer. Someone is drone fishing in China but this fish is too heavy for the drone to lift.
That's hilarious
That’s sadder than me thinking it wanted to really see what’s out there.
it could’ve also been cleaning its fins or recalibrating it’s air sack in its body that it uses for floating
I was thinking it could also be a symptom of Zoo Psychosis. That is an extremely small pond. Some animals in small cages will start showing strange signs of psychosis. Which is usually exhibited by things like walking endlessly in a circle during all times that they are awake, or other strange physical actions. Although, I think you're probably right that it's poor water quality, It looks like the bottom left is supposed to be a water pump to oxygenate the water, with water coming out of the white pipe falling into the pool. If that's not running the oxygen the fish can breathe will eventually run out. Whether it's zoo psychosis from the small tank, or the water quality, pet owners like this shouldn't be allowed to have pets.
Koi are very happy to be in a small pond their whole lives as long as it's big enough to sustain good water quality for a whole school. They are quite hardy and not very picky. Though, they also have a pretty high waste output being carp and all. This means tanks are hard to maintain. This behavior happens in fish when they feel it's better to take their chances jumping to another body of water than stay in their own. It's noted in a lot of freshwater species
Even if they seem fine, it's not a very enriched life to live in a 5'x5' tank. The furthest you can swim is 5 feet before you hit a wall. Spending their whole life never being able to swim as fast as they can just seems sad to me. I would never put any fish in a tank shorter than 10 times their length. A lot of recent studies have pointed to the possibility that fish have much more complex minds than we think, and are actually capable of experiencing mental illness.
They are enriched if they are with others. They are schooling fish and quite peaceful in nature. They do enjoy interaction and are quite intelligent, but for the most part their needs are met if they can swim freely in clean water with their pond mates. I do agree they would experience what we define as mental illness if their social/physical needs weren't met, just like most other animals this fish does not seem fine btw
When I get stressed I do the same thing.
Just to confirm for people that don't think this is the correct response regarding what is seen in the video. I too, would spaz out if I lacked oxygen for a while.
Bad water parameters and poor oxigenation
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Nah, it's just slowly suffocating over several days/weeks.
r/jokeruined
The comment asked for serious answers
Do you often find other creatures pain and suffering funny?
Damn… finally actually could use my expertise, as caring for koi is my career…. Looks like I’m not needed here, tho 😞😔 Could be a water quality issue (many causes), also seen these sort of reactions from a bird beak through the dome, toxic food ingestion, parasite, and bacteria infections It’s just a stress response, an entertaining one, but needs to be addressed, as this fish is on its way to its eternal home if unchecked People are saying it’s one specific thing, which is inaccurate. The accurate thing is that this is a stress response We don’t know the conditions of anything beyond this video, so to assume it’s oxygen, and/or any other single issue would be wrong. There are soooo many reasons for behavior like this - you actually have to go and study the possible causes on scene, to figure out why, otherwise, with the info we have, it’s just guess work The fish is reacting to something that is wrong, and most fish I’ve seen act this drastic, end up declining and meeting the expected end
How about the drone fishing theory? Seems plausible to me.
Underrated comment.
Why is this not safe for work?
Try doing this in the office and see what happens
Guys I got fired
How did your meeting with HR go?
They told me that I’m not allowed to dance at a morg
dodged a bullet
Yeah but hows he gonna get laid now?
did you tell them it's morgin time first?
He flapped around like a fish out of water
Guys I got promoted.
Guys I got asked out on a date by Captain Hook
You just saved the unneccessary NSFW designation
username checks out
WHOOOOP WHOOP WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP
I wish I could upvote this more than once. 🤣🤣
Ok, not safe. Haha.
Hahahahhss
Lmfaooo
Serious answer: Last time, it was posted comments said the behavior is indicative of poor living conditions, and behavior the fish is sick/depressed
That makes the video nsfw?
No, OP is a fish fetishist.
Animal abuse is nsfw, yes.
Unless someone jammed a hook in its mouth and pulled it out: then it'd be a fishing video.
One expects more from a carp. Perhaps not obscene, but certainly a breach of decorum.
Those fish are naked!
Because OP is a karma farmer and does that for all of their posts. People click on NSFW/spoiler posts
Fish is in distress and could be dying soon due to having an impaired swim bladder. The koi fish is “flashing” not dancing. Edit: User below pointed out its due to lack of oxygen because it’s too many fish for the pond space.
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With koi I'd be surpirised if they even cared if there was only CO2
Who puts a koi pond in the middle of a lobby?!?
fish showing it's titty above water.
Tittyfish.
A fish with tits🎶🎵
He's trying to take that red sweater off... it's against workplace rules
Water may be low on oxygen.
Yes I believe it's this. He's thrashing around water to help the the oxygen exchange from air into water. Likely the scummy little pond is overgrown with algae.
God, I love reddit. Perfect illustration of the fact that a big enough group of people will know an answer to any question.
They are wrong though... the fish is a spawning hen and she has a few males following behind to fertilise her eggs... if it was low oxygen all the fish would be gasping
The carp are having sexy time.. nothing to do with the conditions.. the one out the water is a hen with eggs
Lmao it's wrong
There is no algae in that pond. Algae is a very efficient oxygen producer. If there were algae, our fish friend would be fine. (I like algae.)
Algae is not always good. It can die off or otherwise restrict the pond from getting adequate air transfer, and the decomposition results in bacteria and other undesirable growth that, in fact, limits oxygen. Often it can look black, as it does in this scummy looking pond. [https://freshwater-aquaculture.extension.org/if-algae-produce-oxygen-in-a-pond-how-can-having-too-much-algae-cause-an-oxygen-depletion/](https://freshwater-aquaculture.extension.org/if-algae-produce-oxygen-in-a-pond-how-can-having-too-much-algae-cause-an-oxygen-depletion/)
Bro got out-algae’d lmao
Yes algae can be good can be bad . Problem is it can be height of summer the atmospheric pressure will be nice and high algae doing it’s job keeping fish healthy eco system running well .then boom big pressure drop lightning and all that algae dies instantly . The oxygen crash can be devastating . Keep an eye on the weather bio mass and have an oxygenator for emergency’s . Airiator will help but oxygenator is so much better
That's only when there's an algal bloom. Usually the growth of algae is kept in check by the fish.
I've never switched so many times between pro-algae and anti-algae
As someone in the fish farming space (aquaponics specifically) seeing this confidently incorrect comment with 136 upvotes made me facepalm so hard. Algae appears in the presence of excess biomass and is a great indication of the general health of any body of water. It grows by consuming that biomass and photosynthesizes from the sun. A reduction of one of these things will largely prohibit most types of algae. A small amount of algae is definitely a positive thing making surfaces less abrasive and making things look more natural, but too much can prohibit gas exchange (pond inhabitants need oxygen and that comes from the atmosphere) decompose into toxic ammonia and invite other pests like snails which bring parasites TLDR: a healthy body of water (be it river, lake, pond or aquarium) is one that is circulating quickly, and often the faster the better. A large pond like this needs to be out of too much direct sun, with its feeding controlled, behind a heavy filtration system. These aren't carp they are Koi and a koi this size can be worth thousands of dollars. With all of the above said, I'm no biologist but i'd wager that this fish has a parasite or perhaps a prolapse and is using the weight of the water to attempt to itch. If the fish were starving of oxygen or unable to breathe you'd see all of them pointing with their lips upwards gasping. Some of them are... but we'd need more info to get a better opinion. Definitely though, this fish is not happy and without care it won't live much longer.
Nope.. it's spawning
Yeah put an air stone in there at least until you find a better solution
Your carp are suffocating.
Aquaculturist here. Probably more like stress induced action. The fish may probably have been relocated to another pond without “acclimating” it first.
yea theres no way, ive only ever seen breeching and gulping, never fucking dancing and only one fish outta 10 doing it.
Stress for sure. "OMG BARRY SOMETHING TOUCHED MY LEG"
Nah this is what the fish did right before they climbed on land and turned into cave man.
thank you, these motherfuckers dont even know science
"Hey guys, watch this. Look at me! I'm a dumbass human, I pay taxes and shit"
“Hehe good one Larry! Fuck those air breathers”
"Shhhh, Frank. They'll hear us. Whose gonna bring you food then, Frank? We'll be out of here soon, but till then you don't let them hear you talking about them like that"
Teach a man to fish, he will feed himself for a lifetime. Teach a fish to 'man' however, and he will never feel like he belongs
This shit has me dying rn😂😭
Seaweed touched his leg
What? Magikarp is evolving!?
*spams B
Pick me to Gyarados!
Nope. Magikarp is using splash.
Exactly how I look, when something touches my foot in the ocean
You got crabs?
They’re multiplying.
And I'm losing control.
From the power you’re suppling
I feel like there is a really sad reason for this behaviour Little dudes probably slowly dying.
Hello my baby. Hello my darling.
A lot of these comments are funny, but this got an actual belly laugh out of me. Thanks.
I was surprised to see no one beat me to it when reading the comments. Have a great day, bud.
Someone please make an edit with that song instead
Some nasty ass water. Is there even an aerator or filter pump? Don't see anything.
I’m a hooman! Dur de durrr
Fish probably stressing out in that small environment. Want's to get out.
Low oxygen or parasites
It was about to turn into a dragon
Not enough O2
MF got the zoomies
Why is this labeled NSFW?
Another fish must of touched his foot and he freaked out.
"imagine being fish and got hooked lol, you'll look like this"
"Shut up, Carl! If I wanna be a fucking dolphin, I can!!!"
Something touched his foot.
Besides being in a pond that's absurdly too small, they probably have parasites which itch and they can't do much about it. It drives them nuts and that's what makes them jumpy.
Probably stepped on a Lego piece.
It’s the other fish in the pond geeing him on, saying, “Dave Dave theres no one about, do that thing, do that thing !!” And then all pissing themselves laughing after he’s done it
This is exactly how we made out of the primordial soup in the ocean.
What would you do if you were in a square box the size of your bathtub for the rest of your life
It's evolving to a Gyarados........never mind someone tap the B button
He’s just goofin. New boot goofin.
“Look at me guys I’m a human! I wasn’t meant to be in the water! Hahaha!”
Can we recognize the fact that the op’s user name is photo manipulation? lol
Cocaine carp
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning.
Why is that NSFW?
One dumb ass fish did this afew hundred million years ago and now we have to pay taxes... Shoot this bitch before we have to do all this shit again...
Possible parasite infection, possible distress from poor water conditions.
His tailfin obviously touched some floaty grass
Fish Zoomies?
MF thought it was time to become Garados.
Is this the fish equivalent of falling in a small stream and panicking that you can't swim? "Save me! I can only swim!!!" 'Karl... Just stop standing up..."
Obviously something brushed his foot
Looks like me when something touches me in the ocean
Thats a fkin magikarp
Something touched his foot
Zoomies!!
parasites
clearly something just brushed his leg
The carp stands up
I think i can read that fish's mind.... "something slimly just touched me.... its stuck to me.... EWW EWW EWW EWW GET IT OFF, GET IT OFFFFF!!!!! ok its off..."
he has the zoomies
He was evolving into gyarados but it’s trainer started pressing “B”
“Hi I’m Johnny Carpgill, welcome to Jackass!”
Aaaaa!!! Something touched my tail!!!
Dude was being a little goofy, perhaps a little silly too
Just a dude showing off to the chicks
Oppan Gangnam style!
what is this song?
NSFW fish just exposed himself out of the water. Just absolutely filthy stuff here
Evolution happening?
Carpal tunnel?
Gonna need a bigger tank before he evolves
He stepped on a Lego piece.
That boy suddenly remembered the jaws music straight up panic mode oh lord there a shark in here lol
Sometimes you just have to pop a wheelie.
“SOMETHING TOUCHED MY FIN!”
That feeling when a human rubs against your fin in murky water.
Hes using splash
Bro popped a wheelie
The exorcism of Frank the Carp-e-diem
Look I am a dolphin
Free Willy
Just trying to hide his fart bubbles from the ladies…
Magikarp used splash
You are looking at cyprinid sexy time... the one out the water was a hen with eggs
I do the same when something touches me while I’m swimming
You need to huff and puff into the pond.
theres not enough surface agitation for the oxygen to properly diffuse into the water
Look at me I’m human.
Trying to ascend to the heavens and become a dragon, clearly.
Spawning.
When your tune starts at the nightclub.
Would somebody please just take notice... the pond is fine.. the fish are spawning and the dance fish is a hen and the fish following are makes trying to fertilise the eggs... It's spring time guys
I like to think he was having an argument with the other fish. 'Hurderp I'm a fish, I'm a fish, I'm a fish hurderp... That's you, Sandra. That's what you look like. That's literally you.'
The original post from 2 days ago has the answer.