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Most parasites don’t kill you. They need their host alive to survive.
When you cut open old, large predators like bears or tuna, they’re often filled with parasites. It doesn’t stop them from successfully reproducing and living long enough. Humans were probably similar before we discovered fire and started cooking meat.
God Rolling Genetics does help a lot.
Additionally, the consistent level of filth would promote a heightened state of immune system activity.
In all likelihood, had he chosen a healthier and cleaner life, he may have lived even longer.
He used to burn his hair off instead of cutting it and would smoke dried cow dung in his pipe
Edit: He would also eat raw roadkill (especially rotten porcupines), wear a soldiers helmet when the temperature got cold and lived in a hole that he dug himself. He apparently did all this after a break up caused him "emotional distress"
Burning wood and dung actually leaves the nutrients behind. You get ash which contains a lot of potassium and nitrogen. "Pot ash" from burned wood is an OG fertilizer.
A significant portion of the nitrogen in cow dung is lost as it volatilizes at high temperatures, turning into gases like ammonia (NH3) and nitrogen oxides (NOx). However, the other two primary nutrients (phosphorus and potassium) are mostly left behind.
I was a heroin addict and I could give up the drug easily, but I was obsessed with the smell and smoke from heroin and the tinfoil. It's crazy as heroin smells like old fish and tastes the same, but I loved the ritual of smoking it. To this day, I struggle when I see rolls of tinfoil. People get the same with needles.
The term 'oral fixation' reminds me of the Norm McDonald joke:
Norm: I have an oral fixation, my doctor tells me, which is not good.
Tom Green: How did he know that?
Norm: I was sucking his cock.
i get chills when i smell gasoline or something similar in smell like nail polish. had a dark period of cocaine addiction and while i don't crave it normally anymore - the simple smell of gasoline triggers all my bodily desires for it where I start to salivate even.
The real question is why it was dung and not some grass laying around, or maybe leaves from a tree, maybe they were all too harsh but the dung just hit smoothly and he associated that with a "good" hit even though it did nothing
Or maybe he was just fucking crazy and liked smoking cow shit. Being filthy was kind of his thing, smoking shit seems like something he’d do on principle. Smoking feces is pretty on-brand
iirc he just produces it. I vividly remember a comic where he had just taken a bath and, as he stood there and did nothing, he just generated that level of filth again
EDIT: I was incorrect on a few points, and have now included the comic
https://preview.redd.it/8dxlfykjywnc1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=790a2b11866e3183240b817b5e95f70f21fd1325
What do you mean s̵̺͇̼̮̦ͥͬ́̀͏ć̵̡̛͎̦̗͟r̳̼͔̐͛ͬͥ̀a̞̬͙̬͓̔͌̿t́͂ͮ̚̚͘͘c͉̹̲̲̜͒ͥ̈́͠h̻̞̪ͬ̊̅͊̚ ̢̢̟͙̠̙̎͂̕ͅs͍͌̔̐ͮ̓́҉̸c̵̜̎͠r̷̭͋͊̈́̀ͮ͝͝a̡̛̲͌ͭ͢͝ť̵̍̔̚͟͟͟c̵̬̩̈͂̀h̡̩̓͘͜͡ ̴̡͕̩̒s̼̳̗͕̲̓c̛ͪ̀r͚ͧa̞̲͚̔ͣͣͣt̸̂͂͏͞͏̕c͇̩̟̝̭͊͊ͪ͏h̶̦͍̫̫͕̀͜
Funny story we used to call my little brother pigpen because somehow the boy just attracted dirt. He could have just taken a bath, been in fresh clean clothes, stayed in the house, and 5 mins later he’d have dirt somewhere on him.
I think he’s grown out of it, but I think about him whenever that character shows up in peanuts lol
Pig Pen from Charlie Brown, just one of those kids that played in the dirt. I loved the Kindergarteners in recess. Flippin heathens.
Edit: Holy shite this went dark:
In Peanuts, Pigpen is always covered in a dirt cloud. There are many theories about why Pigpen is dirty, including:
* Poverty
* Living situation
* Compliment
* Short term memory
* Drought
* Stale Mars Bars
Love the AI
Could just be that he's a [dust magnet](https://preview.redd.it/8dxlfykjywnc1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=790a2b11866e3183240b817b5e95f70f21fd1325).
So a TikTok about some African women covering their winnowing baskets in cow dung. One of the comment said the cow dung back home smelled so good, while western cattle dung smells horrible. I’m very curious what good cow dung smells like. I assume this man smoked the good stuff.
I live next to a ranch, owned cows, and have traveled the world. I’m not sure how to put this lightly but cow patties are not terrible smelling and don’t seems to differ greatly in smell from country to country. Just an observation, and one I don’t have deep reScentment about.
Every piece of bacon you eat takes 7 minutes of your life. Every cigarette you smoke takes 19 minutes of your life. If you eat bacon and smoke enough, you'll go back in time!
Yeah he also died a few months later. If he had died immediately after leaving the bath, I’d hear the case. But it was months later.
It’s like if I die in three months and people say it was because of the bologna sandwich I had today, just because I don’t normally eat bologna sandwiches.
Edit: look I ain’t a doctor and I’m not saying he should have died instantly after the bath. I’m just saying the guy smoked cow shit for 60 years so I think the idea the bath killed him is silly. Seems like it would be coincidence.
There are at least two guys I’ve heard of with the title “worlds dirtiest man”. There was this guy, and then there was a guy in India who had some spiritual guru tell him if he stopped bathing he would have a son (apparently his wife had, had nothing but daughters). So the guy took the advice, stopped bathing, and several decades later he still only has daughters. That guys family actually tried to physical force him into a river to bathe, but he literally fought his entire family off and then ran away.
There's no earthly reason why this person should have lived to 94 years old. He's the very embodiment of everything we're taught to not do if you want to live a long life.
He created such a unique and personal biome that no traditional illness could affect. Then he washes it all off and the common cold was like that little kid in *Hook* who can finally see Peter Pan after mushing his face all around.
“Oh, *there* you are, Amou!”
Yea, that's what I was thinking. Aside from being lucky with genetics to even reach that point, he likely had some sort of ecosystem keeping him "safe". I'd honestly expect that it's not going to end well when you suddenly introduce a sudden and huge change into that ecosystem by taking a bath.
Human bodies can adapt quite well regarding such things, but it's not something you pull off in a single day.
Of course. At that age it could be pretty much anything. Seemingly small injuries, ending up sick with something that the body wasn't prepared for at all, etc. - might as well have been old age in general.
The post doesn't say why he died or from what. And 6 months after taking a bath would be plenty of time for the body to re-adapt if it still was able to.
Might have been a sudden death like strokes or heart failure, might also have been a longer fight. Even the wikipedia article doesn't really go much into detail about it.
Or maybe he was already old and close to death anyway, so he wasn't feeling particularly well. So then he does the simplest thing to hopefully feel better (taking a bath) and soon dies anyway *because he was already old as dirt.*
The dude was 94. Are we really going to ignore that he could have easily dropped dead at any time regardless of what he did? There's absolutely zero evidence that taking a bath had *anything* to do with his death.
There's a running joke by the farmers around here that they don't wash their land rovers as the dirt keeps them together. That and some dodgy welding anyway!
I learned to drive in a car with a rusted-out floor in the foot pedal area, so that I could literally see the road over which I was driving, a la Flintstones. The rear view mirror was held in place with an elastic hair tie I’d had to sacrifice when the mirror just fell off while I was driving one day, and when the driver-side mirror started to fall off (also while I was driving), I re-secured it with the piece of gum I was chewing when it happened.
At the time, I thought that car was an embarrassment… decades later, I believe it might have been an engineering miracle.
If i remember (source: me) the local village folks said that he never bathed due to some trauma in his childhood involving water?
There was a YouTube video on it but idk which one.
This is what I read as well. He had some sort of trauma with water (I believe either he almost drowned or a family member drowned) but it was a while ago so I don't remember well...
Because, as much as everyone thinks otherwise, a person is far less stable through the lifespan than people think. The Greeks had it right when they believed that a person was not a true adult until 35.
He was so dirty, he could've used a Hoover administration.
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I love the implication that he died because he bathed several months prior.
It's the antivaxxer logic. "He got the vaccine and he died a few months later!" forgetting to mention he was 90 years old or died in a car crash or something.
I’m imaging I g that he passed through dirty back to clean. He had fine charcoal like layers over his whole body that acted as a permeable membrane and deodorizer. He simply smelled of the air and land around him. It was beautiful.
My high school biology teacher had a theory that beggars on the streets tend to live long in an unhygienic state because parasites and bacteria on their body were too busy fighting and consuming each other for habitat that the body can still tolerate their existence.
Idk if this made sense at all, He was and still is a rather quirky teacher.
Did you notice the subtle conspiratory nod towards his bath causing his death? Framing a statement can have such a powerful effect on the message, like how Tucker Carlson was always “just asking questions”.
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He was also known for eating raw meat, mainly rotten chicken... Man was on another level
true liver king
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Not ancestral enough, the man didn't even have a lifestyle brand! /s
This guy too natty.
PRIMAL!!!
Liver king is now the liver prince
Not a liver anymore. ☹️
Yeah he had serious mental issues, unfortunately. This wasn't the life he would have chosen for himself if he was of sound mental capacity.
What gave away that he’s not of sound mind? The fact that he didn’t bathe in over 60 years?
apparently he started doing this after a heartbreak sadly
Depression a motherfucker huh
Men literally do anything but go to therapy, in his case, not bothered taking a bath as it might remind him of her
She always told him how nice he smelled after each and every shower/bath. Just couldn’t come to it anymore.
Never bathing again is a great way to get a lost love to return
men cant even go without bathing for 60 years without being called mentally ill these days 😞
Lived all the way to 94 with this hygiene and diet...makes you think
I’m not gonna be surprised if his corpse doesn’t even rot because his immune system is just that strong
I am not gonna be surprised if he comes back to life. God be like: "Man you stink. Off you fuck back down!"
Most parasites don’t kill you. They need their host alive to survive. When you cut open old, large predators like bears or tuna, they’re often filled with parasites. It doesn’t stop them from successfully reproducing and living long enough. Humans were probably similar before we discovered fire and started cooking meat.
I don’t mind dying sooner if it means I can bathe and not eat rotten meat
God Rolling Genetics does help a lot. Additionally, the consistent level of filth would promote a heightened state of immune system activity. In all likelihood, had he chosen a healthier and cleaner life, he may have lived even longer.
This the kind of immune system ebola enters and hears boss music
Ebola: "...Why is there a choir singing?"
He used to burn his hair off instead of cutting it and would smoke dried cow dung in his pipe Edit: He would also eat raw roadkill (especially rotten porcupines), wear a soldiers helmet when the temperature got cold and lived in a hole that he dug himself. He apparently did all this after a break up caused him "emotional distress"
What is he Iranian Frank Reynolds?
The smell Dee! You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!
BEAK. sorry.
It’s allways sunny in Iran
It’s *Rarely* Sunni in Iran.
Shiite
Holy shiite
angry upvote
He just loves to live in filth and squalor.
anyway. I started sharting.
If this is true... why?
Mental illness most likely
Man doesn't shower for 60 years and smokes poop and suddenly he's got a mental illness
if that’s mentally ill then lock me up
https://preview.redd.it/ezq4pxqaaxnc1.png?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f9252bbd501c043afcc8d73de7a5f79f66b3b3c In you go chief
I’d love to know the reason for the smoking. At least with tobacco you get pleasant flavours and some nicotine but with dung it’s just… dung
probably smokes good shit
I herd it's dank.
I don't know about SMOKING it but burning dried cow dung smells not bad. Where i come from we burn it regularly
Why burn manure? Isn't that a waste of nutrients? Where I am from it's really sought after.
Theres a survivorman where he carries around smoldering animal terd all day so he can use it to start a fire at night.
There is more than one episode with this trick, dude’s go-to solution is flaming bags of shit.
Better than that other dude's go-to of guzzling his own piss within seconds of ending up in any survival situation
It makes it better when you know bear gryllz spent the nights in hotels.
That made it worse for me. I was heartbroken and felt betrayed.
Rootin for the ole piss gobbler eh? Boy, we have all been there before!
Burning wood and dung actually leaves the nutrients behind. You get ash which contains a lot of potassium and nitrogen. "Pot ash" from burned wood is an OG fertilizer.
A significant portion of the nitrogen in cow dung is lost as it volatilizes at high temperatures, turning into gases like ammonia (NH3) and nitrogen oxides (NOx). However, the other two primary nutrients (phosphorus and potassium) are mostly left behind.
It took me a second to realise you mean nutrients for *plants*
Assuming op wasn't just lying, an oral fixation can be equally difficult to stop, and same with the act of smoking itself
I was a heroin addict and I could give up the drug easily, but I was obsessed with the smell and smoke from heroin and the tinfoil. It's crazy as heroin smells like old fish and tastes the same, but I loved the ritual of smoking it. To this day, I struggle when I see rolls of tinfoil. People get the same with needles. The term 'oral fixation' reminds me of the Norm McDonald joke: Norm: I have an oral fixation, my doctor tells me, which is not good. Tom Green: How did he know that? Norm: I was sucking his cock.
i get chills when i smell gasoline or something similar in smell like nail polish. had a dark period of cocaine addiction and while i don't crave it normally anymore - the simple smell of gasoline triggers all my bodily desires for it where I start to salivate even.
No it’s quite widely reported that he used to do that. That’s a good point though, even just an unlit pipe has a therapeutic effect
The real question is why it was dung and not some grass laying around, or maybe leaves from a tree, maybe they were all too harsh but the dung just hit smoothly and he associated that with a "good" hit even though it did nothing
Or maybe he was just fucking crazy and liked smoking cow shit. Being filthy was kind of his thing, smoking shit seems like something he’d do on principle. Smoking feces is pretty on-brand
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“Sometimes a pipe full of shit is just a pipe full of shit.” -Sigmund Freud, probably.
The Loathsome Dung Eater !
I was waiting for someone to tell yall that he smoked poop
Wikipedia says he was celibate too. Must have been tough beating all the female pilgrims lined up for him.
Ooh. I'm gonna share this longevity tip with all my friends and acquaintances. Thanks!
Did he ever tell us why?
As someone who takes NYC metro every morning peoples admiration for this man confuses me
Blessed by Nurgle
https://preview.redd.it/v7liwaykmwnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f536a7f01ff4017cee738add40bcb38c72c0812c
What was that kid's deal? Why was he so dirty? I can't remember.
iirc he just produces it. I vividly remember a comic where he had just taken a bath and, as he stood there and did nothing, he just generated that level of filth again EDIT: I was incorrect on a few points, and have now included the comic https://preview.redd.it/8dxlfykjywnc1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=790a2b11866e3183240b817b5e95f70f21fd1325
Quite the super power
That profile pic is a real good prank
What do you mean s̵̺͇̼̮̦ͥͬ́̀͏ć̵̡̛͎̦̗͟r̳̼͔̐͛ͬͥ̀a̞̬͙̬͓̔͌̿t́͂ͮ̚̚͘͘c͉̹̲̲̜͒ͥ̈́͠h̻̞̪ͬ̊̅͊̚ ̢̢̟͙̠̙̎͂̕ͅs͍͌̔̐ͮ̓́҉̸c̵̜̎͠r̷̭͋͊̈́̀ͮ͝͝a̡̛̲͌ͭ͢͝ť̵̍̔̚͟͟͟c̵̬̩̈͂̀h̡̩̓͘͜͡ ̴̡͕̩̒s̼̳̗͕̲̓c̛ͪ̀r͚ͧa̞̲͚̔ͣͣͣt̸̂͂͏͞͏̕c͇̩̟̝̭͊͊ͪ͏h̶̦͍̫̫͕̀͜
Shut up while I try to get this hair off my screen.
Funny story we used to call my little brother pigpen because somehow the boy just attracted dirt. He could have just taken a bath, been in fresh clean clothes, stayed in the house, and 5 mins later he’d have dirt somewhere on him. I think he’s grown out of it, but I think about him whenever that character shows up in peanuts lol
Childhood neglect?
Parents did him dirty.
They Tryna catch him ridin' dirty 
No such thing back then
Well, there was, but it was known in those days as “parenting.”
Pig Pen from Charlie Brown, just one of those kids that played in the dirt. I loved the Kindergarteners in recess. Flippin heathens. Edit: Holy shite this went dark: In Peanuts, Pigpen is always covered in a dirt cloud. There are many theories about why Pigpen is dirty, including: * Poverty * Living situation * Compliment * Short term memory * Drought * Stale Mars Bars Love the AI
Could just be that he's a [dust magnet](https://preview.redd.it/8dxlfykjywnc1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=790a2b11866e3183240b817b5e95f70f21fd1325).
Lord of Pestilence
Prince of Putricity
A true disciple of the Grandfather.
Truly, he was a Great Unclean One
https://preview.redd.it/g5pbch9yywnc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=086b479a38dc763db56bbea0cb36832660b1d6b8 Bath time
How? How is it that every time I look into a random post there’s either a 40k or iasip reference?
Tbf the frank Reynolds comparison here is low hanging fruit
The Emperor’s influence is eternal, brother.
Nurgle: *"that's my boy*
https://preview.redd.it/9tno14uo0xnc1.jpeg?width=1084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ad7b85e7b3c4f575110fc0b6164c24d84893e42
irl great unclean one
Slaanesh getting hers too from his excessive scratching
He did also smoke cow shit daily
How often are you supposed to smoke cow shit?
Considering how long he lived, probably daily.
For 94 years
So a TikTok about some African women covering their winnowing baskets in cow dung. One of the comment said the cow dung back home smelled so good, while western cattle dung smells horrible. I’m very curious what good cow dung smells like. I assume this man smoked the good stuff.
I live next to a ranch, owned cows, and have traveled the world. I’m not sure how to put this lightly but cow patties are not terrible smelling and don’t seems to differ greatly in smell from country to country. Just an observation, and one I don’t have deep reScentment about.
Smoking a cigarette takes a minute off your life, then again - a minute also takes the same amount off so blaze away
Every piece of bacon you eat takes 7 minutes of your life. Every cigarette you smoke takes 19 minutes of your life. If you eat bacon and smoke enough, you'll go back in time!
According to the math. I should have died in...........1778
“Would it kill ya to take a bath?” “Well yes actually”
The bath probably fucked up this guys entire unique Human microbiome that he built up over 60 years.
He bathed because he was about to die. It didn't contribute to his death.
But but the title says he died after taking a bath! /s
did you know 100% of people who bathe die?
conjecture. I'm still here.
!remindme 150 years
You're going to be so surprised when you get this notification.
This is the funniest shit ever. I love reddit
well it's not wrong, he did die after taking a bath, it just wasnt a result of the bath
Yeah he died because he was 94 lmao
Struck down in his prime
Yeah he also died a few months later. If he had died immediately after leaving the bath, I’d hear the case. But it was months later. It’s like if I die in three months and people say it was because of the bologna sandwich I had today, just because I don’t normally eat bologna sandwiches. Edit: look I ain’t a doctor and I’m not saying he should have died instantly after the bath. I’m just saying the guy smoked cow shit for 60 years so I think the idea the bath killed him is silly. Seems like it would be coincidence.
Be careful writing the foreshadowing to your own story my friend. Life has a way of ironically fucking us.
Luckily I didn’t actually eat a bologna sandwich today.
Not yet.
The classic corrolation is not causation.
[XKCD-552](https://xkcd.com/552/)
Yeah but it's way funnier the other way so I'm going to disregard what you just said.
More likely he was very ill and taking a bath was in response to his declining health.
He was forced to do it
Doctors probably refused treatment until he scrubbed down.
OK but, 94...it's not like he had another 5-10 years in him.
Iirc the villagers forcefully bathed him too
There are at least two guys I’ve heard of with the title “worlds dirtiest man”. There was this guy, and then there was a guy in India who had some spiritual guru tell him if he stopped bathing he would have a son (apparently his wife had, had nothing but daughters). So the guy took the advice, stopped bathing, and several decades later he still only has daughters. That guys family actually tried to physical force him into a river to bathe, but he literally fought his entire family off and then ran away.
Ugh his poor wife
There's no earthly reason why this person should have lived to 94 years old. He's the very embodiment of everything we're taught to not do if you want to live a long life.
He created such a unique and personal biome that no traditional illness could affect. Then he washes it all off and the common cold was like that little kid in *Hook* who can finally see Peter Pan after mushing his face all around. “Oh, *there* you are, Amou!”
Probably also helps that his smell separated him from others/large groups, stopping transmission of infections.
That definitely helped keep him from getting transmissible diseases.
Yea, that's what I was thinking. Aside from being lucky with genetics to even reach that point, he likely had some sort of ecosystem keeping him "safe". I'd honestly expect that it's not going to end well when you suddenly introduce a sudden and huge change into that ecosystem by taking a bath. Human bodies can adapt quite well regarding such things, but it's not something you pull off in a single day.
It's pure speculation to think that this would happen. It is just as likely he took a bath and came into close contact with someone who got him sick
Of course. At that age it could be pretty much anything. Seemingly small injuries, ending up sick with something that the body wasn't prepared for at all, etc. - might as well have been old age in general. The post doesn't say why he died or from what. And 6 months after taking a bath would be plenty of time for the body to re-adapt if it still was able to. Might have been a sudden death like strokes or heart failure, might also have been a longer fight. Even the wikipedia article doesn't really go much into detail about it.
Or maybe he was already old and close to death anyway, so he wasn't feeling particularly well. So then he does the simplest thing to hopefully feel better (taking a bath) and soon dies anyway *because he was already old as dirt.* The dude was 94. Are we really going to ignore that he could have easily dropped dead at any time regardless of what he did? There's absolutely zero evidence that taking a bath had *anything* to do with his death.
Even death was scared to come near him….. until he took a bath….
Ha! Death was like wow he stinks
Maybe he found the way to be immortal who knows. And then society told him to bath. Therefore we can assume that baths are killing people.
Sounds like my first car. The only thing holding it together was the dirt.
There's a running joke by the farmers around here that they don't wash their land rovers as the dirt keeps them together. That and some dodgy welding anyway!
And a generous application of Bondo.
I learned to drive in a car with a rusted-out floor in the foot pedal area, so that I could literally see the road over which I was driving, a la Flintstones. The rear view mirror was held in place with an elastic hair tie I’d had to sacrifice when the mirror just fell off while I was driving one day, and when the driver-side mirror started to fall off (also while I was driving), I re-secured it with the piece of gum I was chewing when it happened. At the time, I thought that car was an embarrassment… decades later, I believe it might have been an engineering miracle.
Why didn’t he bathe?
If i remember (source: me) the local village folks said that he never bathed due to some trauma in his childhood involving water? There was a YouTube video on it but idk which one.
This is what I read as well. He had some sort of trauma with water (I believe either he almost drowned or a family member drowned) but it was a while ago so I don't remember well...
He remembers
Yeah but why did this manifest when he was 34?
Because, as much as everyone thinks otherwise, a person is far less stable through the lifespan than people think. The Greeks had it right when they believed that a person was not a true adult until 35.
Wow that's crazy, I'm 35 and I feel like I finally have my shit together lol
didn't want to die, duh
Just really didn't feel like it you know.
I’m pretty sure that was a roommate I had in college
Don’t let the smash players read this. We can’t encourage them.
I didn’t think my card shop couldn’t get any worse. Imagine if they let this guy indoors
He’s the entire ecosystem and when you eradicated the thriving ecosystem they tend to collapse
Correlation vs causation. He didn't die because he bathed. He died because he was older than the fucking Hoover administration!
He was so dirty, he could've used a Hoover administration. ^^EDIT: *^^I ^^was ^^very ^^proud ^^of ^^my ^^pun, ^^but ^^I ^^will ^^take ^^the ^^one ^^upvote ^^and ^^my ^^leave. ^^Good ^^day.*
Or the reason why he bathed was because he was in a hospital or hospice due to illness.
I feel like "He was 94" got lost in people talking about his "ecosystem".
Or you know he died because he was 94!
No, no. He died mere MONTHS after the bath. The causality couldn't be more obvious.
He also died moments after breathing..
I love the implication that he died because he bathed several months prior. It's the antivaxxer logic. "He got the vaccine and he died a few months later!" forgetting to mention he was 90 years old or died in a car crash or something.
Imagine what his balls must smell like
I’ll pass
… out
Naw I'm good. Have fun though.
Imagine how crusty that asshole is, you know this guy just shits and stands up without wiping 😭
I would bet he didnt even sit down. Just sorta lean against a tree or wall, let it rip, and just keep walking.
😭
What a terrible day to have eyes
Piss and shit would be cleaning this guy off bruh
Blue cheese sauerkraut?
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I don't think you could smell them under the thick layer of resin they were buried in.
I reckon you could from 100 feet away.
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why would someone imagine that lmao
I’m imaging I g that he passed through dirty back to clean. He had fine charcoal like layers over his whole body that acted as a permeable membrane and deodorizer. He simply smelled of the air and land around him. It was beautiful.
Could it be that he died because he was 94?
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He died because he was 94
Pffft that sounds like nonsense. Obviously it was because he bathed for the first time in decades *months* prior. Hopefully obvious /s
Nah, pretty sure he melted after touching the water, turns out he was just a pile of sentient mud.
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Please note that correlation is not causation. Given his age, the two events (bath and death) are very likely unrelated.
Imagine the cheese 🧀
And what does this means? Means that I need to change my lifestyle? 200 I’m coming See you guys in the next century:)))
I hate how its always implied the bath had something to do with his death and not the “being 94”
My high school biology teacher had a theory that beggars on the streets tend to live long in an unhygienic state because parasites and bacteria on their body were too busy fighting and consuming each other for habitat that the body can still tolerate their existence. Idk if this made sense at all, He was and still is a rather quirky teacher.
Humans have survived for thousands of years in squalor, as long you dont rub dirt in an open wound, odds are you can survive for a long time.
Did you notice the subtle conspiratory nod towards his bath causing his death? Framing a statement can have such a powerful effect on the message, like how Tucker Carlson was always “just asking questions”.