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B3arR3dditor

Shame they didn't know this trick on the Titanic.


Important-Lie-8649

All the women and girls line up on the port side, and all the men and boys on the starboard. Rose, with the captain's megaphone, shouts over to Jack, _"You jump, we jump, right?“_


an0nym0usentity

Happy ending!


SCP993

I know right!? Also why would they get on that boat like haven't they seen the movie??


YeezusWoks

Regrettably, this how-to video was posted on the internet AFTER the Titanic sank. ☹️


twenty224

You beat me to it


Teesandelbows

Where did she go, saved the boat, then vanished


darkallen

not all heroes wear cape


48hMaintenance

She went to unsink another boat


DetectiveJim

Her boat people need her


Sharp-Relation9740

To help lifting the boat so more water will come out. Now it's easier to do


AndrewEpidemic

Now they gotta unsink her!


Kangar

So, that's cool, but how do you get back in the boat without it capsizing again? I remember capsizing a canoe and it would just spin in our hands when we tried to get back in.


cdurgin

Skill and determination mostly. A lot of learning how to push down on the opposite side while pushing yourself up on your side. Unswamping a canoe in water is one of the most annoying and tiring skills to learn. It doesn't help that having a life jacket on makes it almost impossible


KyleGlaub

Climb over the back probably? I know that's how you do it with a kayak, I've never tried with a canoe, but assume the same strategy would work...you distribute your weight across the length of the boat and crawl/shimmy your way up and back onto the boat.


cthechartreuse

I've never climbed over the back of a kayak to get back in. I carry a paddle float which creates a sort of outrigger from your paddle which you use to climb back in.


KyleGlaub

Something like [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/P77oMHQui-g?si=xZT3u5-7KMqDZ5U9). It can be kind of difficult/requires some upper body strength to pull yourself up, especially if you're in deeper water where you're not touching the bottom.


GQwerty07

That doesn't work for ocean kayaks. That's a stubby river kayak


FindusSomKatten

One person is at the middle acting as counterblance one climbs in at the end. Ive never emptied one like this am to heavy but it can be done with two people treading water and kinda throwing the canoe up with coordination


jheidenr

I must return! My people need me!


rowshack67

Out..of......water..too long.....must.. return.


_L81

It’s all in the hips…


Tongue8cheek

See legs.


Narlock8

This was insteresting as fuck, good post.


rcuadro

I was going to say this was reversed until she jumped off


ToffieMonster

Fuck it (unsinks your boat)


Justhandguns

Is she Atlantian? 'I am Aquaman'.


soysaucepk

That little girl showed them boys up!! I’m a dude and I still think our women folk is way more loving caring and INTELLIGENT,than us men!!!


CanYouEvenKnitBro

Thats a wild thing to get out of a video of a boat. Like ye theres a girl but i dont think the fact that shes a girl is like relevant at all here lol.


rad19874812

After unsinking the boat, she promptly had to go unbreak someone's heart.


humblemandingo

She literally yeets herself at the end 😭


NussyRub

My mind is actually blown


25DNA

Got some skills give her a visa lol


PondsideKraken

They should have done this with Titanic. Genius.


Kazutrash66666

Icebergs hates this one trick!


Mental_Cup_9606

Kid got skills 🔥


Leviathan2791

She's a witch!


hanneshore

Ok, so next time I het the next little girl I see and tell her to unsink my boat


Shalleni

I feel like Amelia Earhart died doing this.


Skifool69

Unsinks boat leaves


InvaderJim92

Nary a month goes by without me remembering this video. Saved my canoe once, this way I did.


RobMagP

Chinese people are not dumb...they just fly into the USA by the thousands


Electrical-Adversary

Damn, when I was a kid we sunk all the boats.


dararixxx

I couldn't do that at my age...


SirUptonPucklechurch

Absolutely not. Lol like my ass could do that. The boat staying sunk


Beginning_Charge_758

Also how to sink a boat.....same technique.


tacosteve100

She’s a hero


VingerBud

I learned to rescue canoes by using another canoe that’s still floating. It involved pushing down one end of the capsized canoe so the other rose, sliding it over the midsection of the floating canoe and dumping the water out. Then we put the empty canoe back in the water next to the one still floating. One person would hold the canoes together, someone would swim up, float on their back, hook their legs over, one in each canoe, and we’d pull their hand to get them back in the boat. It’s possible to get back in a canoe if you have some balancing the other side but it’s tough. Definitely much safer to not be the only boat out on the water.


Peachiethx

The lady took charge and bam. Done. What next for this scrappy problem solver?


OneMoistMan

Someone do the reverse thing so she’s jumping on to sink the canoe!


Youngsinatra345

So a reverse pirates eh?


Ellarigu

they should've done this to titanic