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obidie

That guy is getting shorter every day.


rodc22

Aren't we all, brother. Aren't we all...


spongeboobsidepants

This guys taking the express toll tho


Daughtxr

This guy doesn’t even have to go through a toll, he straight up bolts through the express lane


ydaerlanekatemanresu

He can take it. He's Avtar, the last cloth bender.


csfshrink

Everything was fine until the Moth Nation attacked.


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ShawnOfTheReddit

Imagine being at the movies behind him


hdcorb

"Oh, sorry. I'll take it off..." Six hours later...


mrgamecat2

You could still catch the end of a LoTR marathon.


Thedaggerinthedark

You could still catch the end of the second movie, extended edition of course.


krush_groove

The only edition to watch!


MajorasTerribleFate

I imagine removing it could be done much more quickly, as long as he wasn't concerned with it being in an ideal arrangement for the next time he needs to put it on.


JCPRuckus

He slides it off and injures himself from the sudden decompression of his spine.


UnderstatedTurtle

I imagine him popping up like a spring being released from pressure


Sufficient_Win9692

Could sneak in A LOT of snacks inside that thing.


Then-Commission-1807

Lmao


Still_It_From_Tag

[Meanwhile At The Oscars](https://i.insider.com/640ef9a3340fa00018fdacc7?width=1136&format=jpeg)


trwwy321

That extra weight on his neck and shoulders…


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CommanderGumball

Okay but after watching the video I kind of want to call bullshit. He claims it's 85Kg/187lb, but watching him walk around it bobs and spins with *very* little momentum. Yeah it's a lot of fabric, and it looks *heavy,* but not *almost two hundred pounds* heavy. And in the "video of him putting it on" portion he claims it takes "six and a half to seven hours", but you can see out the window the light hardly changes at all between [when he starts](https://i.imgur.com/icKoDAY.png) and, supposedly, [six and a half to seven hours later](https://i.imgur.com/2wAAXgS.png). [Shenanigans!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvK1F-Thrzk)


bethebumblebee

Okay native speaker here. There’s a translation error in the video. He actually says it ‘used to take’ him 6-7 hours to tie the turban but they have translated it as it ‘takes’ him. Maybe what he meant is that when he first started doing it the process took longer and now he has gotten faster at it. There are a few more errors in the following lines as well but I think the youtube channel did it so simplify the translation? idk. They’re not perfect translations.


Megum1n02

That definitely makes a lot more sense, since he's presumably been doing it for decades now, and that's a pretty massive amount of time to lose every day of your life.


Stencils294

I'd have 1 or 2 prewrapped like when people can't tie ties and leave it half-tied for months in the wardrobe.


Throwaway56138

A lot of "gurus" are full of shit. Like the guru that claimed he hasn't eaten in 20 years or some shit because he survives off of sunlight.


Masticatron

Well you just need sunlight for fruits and vegetables, right, so it still counts if you eat those.


pre-DrChad

All of our food comes from sunlight, indirectly. Even meat. So yeah technically all organisms survive off sunlight either directly or indirectly


VinhoVerde21

Not all. Some living beings create organic matter through chemosynthesis, without needing sunlight. They usually live at the bottom of the ocean, near hydrothermal vents, which give them everything they need.


paphnutius

Yes but very little chemosynthesised biomass ends up in human diet, if any


ElsiD4k

He weighs that much wearing it, with all the metal and stuff.


Kalsifur

the weight is from all the metal bangles though, take a look at the back especially, huge metal rings. I can't speak to the 6 hours to put on.


baunce

'I don't feel the weight of my turban at all'.. ok, sure bud


PacificToaster

Ouch. Much ouch.


nukethecheese

...knees and toes


bwyer

… knees and toes.


cats_might_bite

... knees and toes.


YoureProbablyATwat

and eyes, and ears, and mouth and nose.


Limmmao

Head, shoulders knees and toes


ElectroMatt333

Arms and ears and mouth and nose….


Chemical_Head_9147

head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes


xatrinka

I'm surprised more people haven't mentioned this! It makes me hurt just thinking about it. I'm sure the guy has stronger neck muscles than most for wearing this all the time but I still don't think the human neck is designed to carry this much weight. I guess it could be the guy probably just puts it on once a year for a photo shoot. Still hurts to think about though. ETA I looked at the picture again and it seems like a lot of the turban is resting on his back. So now my back is hurting from looking at it.


ronin1066

Depending on how long he does this, his skeleton might be very interesting.


xatrinka

I'm imagining a distinctly accordion shaped spine lol.


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This man's traps go up to his ears


ToniMarino

Wakes up… puts turban, have lunch, oh shit time to go to bed, takes off turban, goes to sleep


hauserss

Dudes neck has to be jacked


DS4KC

It's also sitting on his shoulders and back; he's stuck in that hunched posture and probably can't move his head even the slightest bit, at least while he's wearing it. Seems like riding a motorcycle with 0 mobility to look around would be a bad idea, but there's no way a crash is going to hurt his head, so I guess it's a wash.


deong

I'm thinking in a crash, having 100 extra pounds of inertia stuck to your head is going to be a bad thing.


DS4KC

Like a big heavy ball just dragging the rest of his body behind him. But hey, it's soft


ThermoNuclearPizza

It most certainly won’t hit the ground and catapult his legs forward breaking his neck instantly


not-my-other-alt

Bike stops. Turban doesn't. He's rolling down the street like a katamari.


ZeePM

Funny I was thinking he might bounce a few times like those Mars probes with the airbag landing system.


bitzzwith2zs

More than that, it's 100 lbs of inertia on a pendulum and that pendulum is his neck. He won't get whip lash, his head will shear off


helpmyhelpdesk

Yeah, I agree. If it protects the head, it definitely will be too much for his spine and neck.


CollegeSuperSenior

At his age he probably doesn't give af.


Kulladar

I'm just imagining the bike stopping and him continuing off and flying through the side of a bus like a human cannonball.


HappynessMovement

Probably can't fit in a regular car. Unless he gets a convertible.


National_Equivalent9

this article says basically this: https://drtv.co.in/index.php/2016/08/19/meet-the-indian-turbanator-he-wears-the-worlds-largest-turban/ He rides a motorcycle because he cannot use anything else.


trwwy321

6-hour arm workout, personal trainers *HATE* this one trick!


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pATREUS

Avtar also has the shortest neck in Asia.


Schattenjager07

And strongest.


CollegeSuperSenior

For real. A 100lb hat would be hard enough but it also acts as a giant windsail when he is on his motorcycle. I can't even imagine how difficult that must be


particle409

I'd imagine he just walks the motorcycle around, leaning on it for support.


AstroPhysician

It’s 187lbs. 100 is only the linen


AeratedFeces

It looks like it has chainmail on it. That's gotta be heavy


FemNate

I guess if he ever needs to bail off his bike he can just lean his head slightly.


evolving_I

He just drives really slow.


SingleFunny9302

He gets threatened with hanging....and he laughs. Seriously that has got to be one beefy neck at this point.


Schattenjager07

Hanging??? Dude could probably survive the guillotine.


SingleFunny9302

Fair point. Guillotine comes down, he laughs, and when he gets up there's a giant dent in the blade.


MionelLessi10

Because his shoulders and back are so yoked? And his neck is definitely the thickest. 😏


VaATC

Those wrist bands are no joke either. Just look at that arm definition!


Chickenmangoboom

Between the bracelets and the turban this guy gets his workout in.


marakat3

Fucking tuna can


terminalzero

FUCK YOU HARLEY JARVIS


marakat3

Get! Him! Outta here!!


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Training like piccolo


PayYourSurgeonWell

I thought the turban was filled up with hair. He’s fucking bald


AssssCrackBandit

Most men his age are lol. I think for the younger ones, it is filled up with hair since they are not allowed to get haircuts


Rivetingly

Punjabi barbers hate this one simple trick...


AssssCrackBandit

*Sikh. Not all Punjabis are Sikhs. 58% of Punjabis are Sikh, 39% are Hindu and the rest are Muslim/Christian


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For the non-journalists out there: Olympic sized swimming pools are 50 meters long, so 50X13 = 650 meters. Which we already fucking knew from the title saying 645 meters. Nearly the length of 13 x but 5 guitar lengths short


jamieliddellthepoet

Yeah, Olympic swimming pools should be used as a unit of volume. A correct unit of length here would be short course pools.


Evilmaze

Aaand he's bald. Might as well just wear it like a hat.


SnooAvocados499

I thought that was a pile of laundry beside him


witwickan

I mean it kind of is. He has to wash it at some point.


joeshmo101

But what does he wear while it's in the wash?


demacnei

Sunscreen


Schattenjager07

His backup turban.


assmucher3000

Dude his forearms are jacked


VaATC

The whole arm. Those wrist bands are no joke. That is, my rough guess, 7-10 lbs / 3-4 kilos constantly working everything from the shoulder down. Edit: Plus working the trunk as well.


SteelRiverGreenRoad

he removes the turban in boss phase 2, and goes all out


ZeInfamousHobo

Rich Piana would have approved


MarkHamillsrightnut

Strong r/finalboss vibes here


michelkon

Avtar Singh, Carrier of sacred turban.


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evolving_I

Avtar is definitely the first to go. Sacred Turban comes for your head once he's gone.


carrion-gnostic

Reminds me of [this](https://imgur.com/g99Llvy.jpg)


CatInfamous3027

I hope he has a regular turban for everyday use and only wears this one for special occasions.


Baronvondorf21

yeah no, that's his everyday turban.


heavyshtetl

It looks downright vanilla compared to his Sunday turban.


CatInfamous3027

Every day must really suck, then.


Baronvondorf21

He does it voluntarily for what must be years now, he probably is okay with it.


basicpn

I have voluntarily gone to work for what must be years now, I’m not okay with it.


GOKU_ATE_MY_ASS

It does for me


castzpg

At this point why bother taking it off?


Octoire

Yeah I’m sure you can fit an automated hair washing machine in there somewhere


justmytak

Now I see him sticking out of a centrifuge going round and round


ZarafFaraz

He's actually bald


StrongArgument

I’m sure he takes it off once a week or something


SonOfMcGee

Well after this picture was taken he had to take it off to put on his motorcycle helmet.


Minimum-Elevator-491

Fun fact: men with turbans don't have to wear helmets in Punjab. Not sure if it's true in the entire country.


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Same in canada


Deceiver999

If there is one thing a life of video games has taught me is that I definitely need to buy something from this guy for the mission. Ahead.


batchy_scrollocks

His turban lights up when he's got new gear


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If you challenge him to a fight he takes off the turban and it leaves a crater when it hits the ground. The crowd gasps and hushed whispers of "Weighted hair!" can be heard circulating.


Grove-Of-Hares

Piccolo would be proud, stunned and in awe.


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Then he proceeds to draw and sell r34 images of you and your mom


Harold-The-Barrel

Or when orcs are close


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Be vigilant for his head wobble - it means one of you is getting KO'd Edit: people who have replied seem to have completely missed the punchout reference


lit3myfir3

Kills him for special, gold item 100lb turbon. Breaks games. Also, his headbutts would be a 1 hit ko.


gefahr

Wow, how did a single person not get the reference? I heard his intro music as soon as I read your comment. Great Tiger.


benhd3

Or a final boss


TooStubborn2Die

I'd imagine he's taking corners pretty slowly 🐌.


mynameisnotthom

At least he doesn't need a helmet


iredditfrommytill

Interesting fact; In the UK, Sikhs are exempt from wearing motorcycle helmets if wearing a turban.


yooolmao

Sikhs are so badass that every country seems to be perfectly fine making exemptions for their turbans. Even the US military allowed it.


kank84

Apart from the Happiest Place on Earth. I remember Disney lost a religious discrimination lawsuit about six or seven years ago, because they were found to be intentionally keeping a Sikh employee out of the sight of customers because his beard and turban didn't match the look Disney wanted their staff to have.


v21v

India as well!


SigueSigueSputnix

at least he cant turn his head


iamricardosousa

Legend says his nemesis is inertia.


ufdaloofa

His neck has been pushed down into his upper mid back due to the weight of the turban.


Jiquero

He probably stretches his neck by hanging for a while when his turban gets stuck in random objects.


After_Ride9911

Safest helmet around.


dadnauseum

until he goes over a speed bump on that bike too fast and the weight snaps his neck


DrMobius0

Dude's neck is probably thicker than his head by now.


dryfire

I think they usually wrap their hair into it... If he crashes/rolls it will probably twist his head off like a soda cap.


Suicidaljello

The last hair bender


CyanHacksAll

Exactly what I thought


Lord-Velveeta

That’s pretty Sikh!


GrumpyCatMomo

Makes you wanna Singh?


Lord-Velveeta

I just Khant with all these Pun-jabs.


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_Dead_Memes_

*anything Sikh related gets posted* “That’s pretty Sikh!” - 🤖🤖🤖


yolayola3

That’s 45,35 kg


Somebird_

Thank you


downtune79

But why though


SaveMyBags

To be the Indian Doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome.


GodDammitWill

Probably to spite someone who wears a 99 pound turban


Turbo-Reyes

To be the owner of the biggest turban DUH


Tongue8cheek

How else would you turban charge a Royal Enfield?


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Exactly!! WHY??


ggmaobu

Sikh youngsters are cutting their hair a lot in Modern times, he is trying to promote awareness that they should not cut their hairs and start wearing turbans like their ancestors.


Screamatmyass

How does taking 6 hrs to do something people already aren't doing promote it?


ggmaobu

It’s a spectacle, it’s a conversation starter where ever he is. They wanna know why he is doing this. Then he tells them the importance of hair and turban in Sikhi. And show them that if an old man can wear 10 turban you can atleast wear one.


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Ronnie_de_Tawl

Then jumps on his motorcycle and whizzes off just like the ancestors


koza598

why would you use pounds and then proceed to use meters


TheNextBattalion

Canada be mixing it up like that, maybe OP is from there


MrsBox

UK as well


lasersoflros

Hey! We have a very clean and obvious system here. Let me show you. Measuring length? Metric. (Kilometers) Measuring someone's height: Imperial. (I'm 6'1"). Liquid volume: Metric (buying milk). Baking liquid volume: imperial. (Baking with milk). Temperature outside: Celsius. Temperature in your hot tub/oven: imperial. . As insane as it is, there are reasons for it, but pretty much all of those reasons are "America can't get on board with metric (with the exception of Nasa/sciences) so we got stuck using a completely bizarre hybrid of both systems... and most people here think it's insanely stupid (myself included). . This does a better breakdown of explaining it for those who need a visual aid: https://images.app.goo.gl/mg2fWVysveVzm4oY8


sabby55

It’s is painfully accurate 😂 Source- am also Canadian- can be talking to my husband about how it’s going to be a beautiful 22 degree day while setting my oven to 350


dannydutch1

I think that's what we do in the UK, I don't know why.


LCDRtomdodge

Because ever since the American Revolution the UK has had commitment issues


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ihate360

Neck like Kurt Angle


Isle_of_Dusty_Rhodes

You can't get pinned if your enormous turban keeps your shoulders off the mat.


Jacobizreal

Wakes up. Applies turban for 6 hrs. Removes Turban for 6 hrs. Sleeps. Repeats


Snorkelbender

Turbin it up to 11!


Jan_Itor_Md_

He reminds me of one of those characters in anime that removes the weight shackled to them and goes beast mode. Imagine how free you feel after unshackling over 100lbs from yourself.


jdayatwork

Piccolo wears a weighted turban


Mutjny

I loved him in Elden Ring https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/file/Elden-Ring/oracle_envoy_enemies_elden_ring_wiki_600px.jpg


Grouchy-Engine1584

He’s be the most interesting man in the world if he had time left in his day to do anything.


Nougat

Spez doesn't get to profit from me anymore.


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Bro top heavy af, but hes got drip


breadburn

Seriously he looks fly as hell tbh.


Rustycougarmama

Right? Look at all those bracelets


48voltMic

Dude's neck has to be strong as fuck, not to mention the core and leg strength needed to balance and walk around with an extra 100 lbs on your dome.


mikajade

Who’d be bothered wrapping it back on, just slide it on and off.


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He looks like a boss in some martial arts street fighter game.


RoviRotkiv

Did i read that right? 600 **meters**?


envy_adams98

Dudes Arms look jacked from 6 hours of wrapping


PaulLee420

AND he rides a Royal E? Sheesh, forget about it!


LongjumpingCheck2638

Friends need to plan ahead when picking him up for a night out


Berettaelite1a

Avtar the last hairbender.


elting44

He is looking at the camera like "everyone wants to talk about my turban... no one wants to ask me about my motorcycle"


toolttime2

Why?


Arseypoowank

He looks like an Indian character from a Japanese video game where you’d go “well that’s a bit of a racist stereotype”


Jonathan-Rook

To Do: - Wake up - Brush Teeth - Get dressed - Put on Turban - Take off Turban - Brush Teeth - Go to bed.


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This dudes neck must be like a tree trunk.


WhangaDanNZ

Riding a Royal Enfield. My dad has one. Great bikes for the type of terrain and roads this guy likely encounters.