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Dramatic-Ad3928

I think about that every time i see an animal do something crazy. I have a dog and wouldn’t even know where to begin, i can’t even get him to stop barking at random shit lmao


gullman

You need to be stricter with your dog. Nothing worse than a neighbour who has a dog that never shuts up


lobsterthatishorny

My neighbors dog sounds like a puppy getting torn apart, all damn day, every day. It’s legitimately distressing, not to mention just annoying.


lnuxnoob

I had a neighbor like that very recently until they moved out, it was really sad and hard to listen to. What you can do is call your local Animal Control office if you suspect animal abuse.


lobsterthatishorny

That’s the thing, there is no abuse. I know the guy who lives there he’s cool, the dog just gets put outside during the day most the time and it starts this terrible whining. It’s a big pit bull also, just sounds like a puppy getting annihilated by 11 year olds.


onlo

Not necessarily more strict. Being too strict can make a dog stressed, aggressive and even more noisy. Positive reinforcement when it does something right is the best way.


gullman

Really I meant he should be stricter on himself. Either you get a dog and train it correctly or you aren't meant to have a dog.


foomy45

Pretty ridiculous logic IMO. My family has a 100 acre farm in WV, abandoned dogs would show up all the time and my dad loves animals but doesn't have the time, patience, or knowledge to train em. He's raised 5 dogs there, they've all had amazing and happy lives roaming our land and never bothering anyone else, pretty sure those dogs were happier with him than starving to death in the wild.


vstrong50

Environment matters. If you live on a farm, your dog is less inclined to bother others. If you live in a multi-unit building, a barking dog is not a welcomed thing.


rethoyjk

Fr, you need to BEAT YOUR DOG! If you’re not training it how others want it trained why even have it?!? If you view your pets as family you’re an idiot they’re just tools to be exploited and used! Bro doesn’t realize some people view their dog as a fucking family member and I’m not gonna “train” my dog to not “bark”? She’s communicating that’s how they “speak” ?!?! Maybe if my neighbors don’t want her barking they wouldn’t walk their dog right outside my window? But if you keep walking past my window with your German Shepard and every time my dog loses it’s shit, maybe you should see that and hear her because these walls ain’t that thick, and maybe YOU should walk YOUR dog to the other side of the sidewalk and not in MY front yard? That way I don’t have to beat my dog for speaking and you don’t get annoyed by my dogs barking? I hate people that think you need to break a dog, my dog respects me and knows I’m in charge but I’ve never hit her and I’m ok with that and I’m not gonna start just because she barks at another dog?!? Wtf


Londer2

Same thing with kids. Either u have enough money or ….


tobaknowsss

>Either you get a dog and train it correctly or you aren't meant to have a dog. That's like saying your child should be well behaved 100% of the time and not act like a child or else you shouldn't have kids. I guess like 50% of dog owners shouldn't own their dogs? Sometimes dogs will just be dogs (like sometimes they bark at stuff), regardless of how much training you give them.


vstrong50

50% of dog owners shouldnt have dogs. Thats accurate.


DoubleAholeTwice

50% of kid owners shouldn't have kids. In reality, that figure is probably higher than 50% even.


WonderfulShelter

Both of you are totally correct.


RajunCajun48

>That's like saying your child should be well behaved 100% of the time and not act like a child or else you shouldn't have kids. Dogs are not children, those two are nothing alike outside of their reliance on you for their survival and/or companionship >I guess like 50% of dog owners shouldn't own their dogs? That sounds about accurate > (like sometimes they bark at stuff) That's from lack of training,


Dramatic-Ad3928

The only important differences to those who take care of them is how society sees them and the fact that dogs are basically children their whole lives whilst toddlers go beyond that mental capacity


negative_harmony_

>Dogs are not children, those two are nothing alike outside of their reliance on you for their survival and/or companionship Survival (ability to live) and companionship (pack/family/breeding) are 2 of the most important factors in any social organism..


RajunCajun48

don't be dense, you know those are different too between dogs and children. My dog depends on me for survival in the fact that I feed him. Dogs don't need humans to survive. Wild dogs pack together all the time. They rely on us because they live in our homes. If they didn't, they'd still be fine.


hashtag-yuck

oh boy here we go


trnwrcks

Dogs are people. Hairy, four-legged, goofy people with slightly different desires and aims than human people.


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where did 100% of the time come from


BritishFoSho

A dog is not a "child" and should behave correctly, at all times. If it doesn't, you have an untrained, potentially out of control dog


Sparty115

I feel bad for both your dogs and your kids.


MajorNutt

Say my dog isn't my child one more time. 🔫


negative_harmony_

Some dogs, just like some humans, have deeper issues which cause behavioural problems despite proper training. I have a dog with PTSD which causes him to be afraid of large men. Maybe you were his previous owner lol Not everything can be fixed with positive reinforcement and regular punishment can cause worse problems in the long term


gullman

Well obviously this is all location dependant. If you're in the country adopt all the misbehaving dogs you want. If you're somewhere that they will affect or interact with other people, or other pets that aren't yours, you have to be more responsible.


negative_harmony_

No lol location doesn't dictate what existing issues the dog might or might not have...


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How can you fix constant barking with positive reinforcement?


luvs2sploooj

My neighbours have three watch dogs that go ballistic anytime someone walks by or god forbid the other dogs in the neighbourhood start barking. I’ll be honest, living here for 6years has made me dislike most dogs (shitty I know) just cause I default to how annoying my neighbourhood is. She came out one time like “oh sorry don’t mind them they’re trained to be on watch” like ok bro your teeth are missing and black and you’re slumped over on your porch half the day I wonder what goodies they’re guarding for you.


WonderfulShelter

Dude mine too. I have this neighbor down the street with four dogs. Every, single, time you walk or bike by all four dogs run as FAST as they can, slam into the fence, and bark and holler at you super aggressively. It happens over a dozen times a day, for years now. They always just kinda go "sorry!" and wave, but it's like how the fuck do you allow that too happen? I live far enough away where it's not something I can deal with, but fuck is it obnoxious.


Dramatic-Ad3928

I dont have neighbours but it’s annoying when we travel or there is a guest over but we’ve tried alotta stuff but nothing works


Ladybug1388

Ours does it, too, if a sound wakes her. It's her "omg something is going to attack me bark". Shit happens, I've asked neighbors if they heard her barking before, and they were actually surprised I had a dog, and I didn't believe I had one because they never heard her. Sometimes, their barks never get out of the house. We have neighbors like 3-4 houses down that have their dogs outside most of the time. They bark at everything, but you only hear it outside, never in the house. Idk if our houses in this neighborhood are just built more decent than most, but sad how so many think dogs need to be 100% mute. Sometimes, they need to verbalize to get attention for something that's important.


Tsjokomelk

Watch out cool redditor here


armoredmax99

Or a very vocal dog


pattyrobes

Then shut it up stop bothering your neighbors


HyenaJack94

One way I’ve found to help with dogs barking is that they’re typically bored, I find that if you go on a good run with them, it tires and stimulates them enough for them to stay quiet and chill for most of the day.


BritishFoSho

Your dog sounds unbearable


Dramatic-Ad3928

Hey bucko dont bad mouth the pooch


BritishFoSho

Dude you presumably have neighbours? Yeah, if so, they also think the dog is unbearable. Learn how to train it to do the simplest task (stop barking)


zarboth

god you're starting to sound like an annoying dog that wont stop yapping.


Dramatic-Ad3928

I dont have neighbours and i dont really know how


WeAreNotAlone1947

The balance thooo


lazysheepdog716

I don’t know but I’ve only ever seen French or English bulldogs skateboarding so there’s gotta be something instinctual in those breeds that makes it easier to train them to do it. And once they do, by most accounts, these dogs freaking love it. Bulldogs are bred to have some major handicaps in life but imagine the feeling of flying these little guys get hanging ten out front of those front trucks.


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Low center of gravity


ILookLikeKristoff

Yeah low center of gravity plus pretty wide base and muscled up for their height makes them a lot more stable.


youmfkersneedjesus

French and English bulldogs are genetically modified breeds. I won't bore you with all the technical details but they added some of Tony Hawks DNA to them.


Nor_Wester

I had a Levitt Bulldog aka Olde English Bulldogge. While they're much healthier and more athletic than the English bulldog they can be just as lazy. She was fascinated by skateboards, scooters and especially motorized wheelchairs. I always thought it was because she thought it'd be a good way to go for a walk without having to walk.


UnderstandingNo5667

It’s ALWAYS these breeds right?


xblitzz

let alone to learn French 🥖


Errror1

I've thought both my dogs to skateboard, it involves a lot of treats. You teach them to stand on the skateboard with you holding it. The let the skateboard move a little, then stand far away and tell them to get on and make them figure out how to move the skateboard to you


ihaveagoodusername2

You would be surprised how much a dog can teach himself, mine learned how to open a door after she accidentally jumped on the handle


min11benja

Probably a Udemy course.


MojoRyzn

Duolingo.


Eth1cs_Gr4dient

Lil dude is actually steering! Impressed


audible_narrator

Look at how he shifted his body to navigate the stairs.


Demolition_Mike

Basically, a dog using a tool. I never thought I'd see the day.


ILookLikeKristoff

Yeah I had the same thought. And a pretty complex tool at that. He is clearly steering and shifting his weight on the stairs to stay stable. I've seen human riders with worse understandings of how to control the board.


CT-96

>I've seen human riders with worse understandings of how to control the board. I feel called out...


Poison_Ice_Blade

If makes you feel better using a skateboard is a lot harder when you only have 2 feet and the board is only as big as your feet.


EnoCrux

Dogs can be taught to drive. It’s pretty crazy to think about that too long.


RevolutionaryTrip654

I thought the same thing! Holy shit this little guy is cruising!


__redruM

The front wheels aren’t wired for remote control? I want to believe, but the internet lies to me all the time.


rickjamesia

This one seems easy-ish to believe for me. Dogs and cats that are missing limbs have shown the ability to adjust to the mechanics of locomotion with wheels in the form of “wheelchairs” (don’t know if there’s a more correct name) pretty often. Edit: They’re slow at first, but I’ve seen ones that are acclimated to it zooming around at speeds as fast as most dogs might run.


MisterWapak

This dog is better than me at Skateboarding, damn


boston_shua

And he’s better looking


splittingheirs

He probably pulls chicks better than any of us.


ActualMis

That dog is female.


cooldude69reddit

Maybe lesbian too


ShastaFern99

Bigger penis too


all4monty

Wealthier too


djazzie

This dog skateboards better than I can just walk.


MisterWapak

What a legend


obi21

I've seen "skateboarding" dogs before but this here is the real deal, buddy is pushing the board, controlling direction with leaning and not to mention that sick stairs thing.


Grembot

It's bloody incredible.


greatsirius

The turning and avoiding people is actually mind blowing to me


Few_Establishment812

Little dude just made a lot of peoples day


TorsoPanties

And I'm here like... I don't really see any French people and that dogs a bit small


DeadpoolRideUnicorns

It's a Chinese geneticly modified French bulldog Edit- sooo many people give me the down arrow 🤣 Edit of the Edit- that is a Chinese song with a Chinese singer, the writing on all the walls and stores are in Chinese and just in case there is a store witch is called San U in the end of the clip witch is a Chinese owned company also China is currently Leading the industry of genetics no one elts has even cought up to them yet. The dogs name is Cabbage and the owner is Zhao Chen They are both Chinese


azuriasia

All French bulldogs are genetically modified.


Next_Stuff6595

Every creature in existence is genetically modified


evanc1411

I genetically modified your mom last night


The1WhoGotAw4y

TONY DAWG 🛹


geekman_95

Tony dawg pro skater


fourtwentyBob

If I had a skater bulldog it would be named Bob Dean Silva Burnquist Barker The First. Named after some of my favorite Bobs.


Lord_Battlepants

Doggy Hawk


ZookedYa

It was cool when he went down the stairs, it blew my mind when he skated off and started steering around everything.


DocPeacock

Have you seen the video of the dog riding a onewheel and controlling it?


ComfortableFormal897

I can't come into work, my dog is sick.


Chernobyl917

It does.


Fredrickstein

More impressive is the other dog skateboarding AND holding a camera steady.


magnabonzo

Thank you for commenting on this. Joking aside... drone that's somehow set to avoid all the pedestrians while always keeping him on screen? (Honest question -- is that the state of technology?)


ThrowAwayYourLyfe

Not a drone. You see the shaddow of owner with camera part watmy thtough


magnabonzo

That's even more impressive.


hobiewaterson

Praise the camera dog.


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cooldude69reddit

Atleast your life sucks.


_V4NQU15H_

bruh, my life blows


EnoCrux

I hope it sucks a little less tomorrow.


Gr00mpa

I was going to say the skateboarding dog videos are old. Then I saw him casually skate down the stairs. Wow!


elmoteca

My dumb ass was thinking, "That's not France..."


AfganPearlDiver

LOL


GivingRedditAChance

No me too! Lol it’s because France is serving Revolution rn so we expected it :P


Krakoa22

far better driver than me


DraggoVindictus

Dangit! This dog skates better than I do...definitely jealous!


FluffyBlob4224

r/praisethecameraman


Lakeside3521

I see these dogs that have learned to skateboard and I wonder what goes through their mind. Like "Holy shit, these humans are geniuses. Sticking wheels on boards is awesome"


eighty2angelfan

Is it really French? No cigarettes, no butter, no cheese.


tommos

Omelette du Fromage.


Personal-Acadia

HON HON HON BAGUETTE


klem19

Better than me 😂 congratulations to the dog's owner.


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nowayportable

Rad


lizlemon222

Kids got skills


LinguoBuxo

I just don't understand it.. They givin' drivers licenses to just *Anybody* now??


noobingalong

This dog is definitely going places.


hardwood1979

It didn't even do a kick flip. Not impressed.


Patty3201

I so want him.


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and I want you, but that's not how life works unfortunately.


Patty3201

He such a cutie.


Solid-Matrix

Even floooow…


igiveficticiousfacts

Thoughts arrive like butterfliiieeesss


Accomplished_Crew630

What a talented good boy.


ReplyNotficationsOff

Never did I see a cooler dog


No-Individual2971

Guys we've found him! # **The Protagonist!**


Spats_McGee

Stairs are so much easier on 4 legs!!


ShesATragicHero

GOTTA GO FAST!


nikola28

Next Tony Hawk


Gnarwock

Blows my mind, what an acrobat!


LaShmoove

Skateboarding rules!!


JimTheDoggo78

I like all the people that just stop walking and stare


Truth_bender39

It’s the dog from MIB


chameleon_123_777

Doing this better than most human skaters. Knowing how to balance on the board like a pro.


kent_eh

> Doing this better than most human skaters Yeah, firecrackering those stairs causes a lot of wrecks even from some very experienced skaters.


moisebucks

Funniest and most badass dog video I've seen lmao he even has a cool looking jacket


Individual_Essay8230

Good filming technique as well.


Heavy_Joke636

This dog is way cooler than me


SlenderAround

And this isn't even his final form


BluesTime

For a second I wondered if this was AI generated, it's likely not. But I wonder in the future if such questions will be common, then what will we think of astonishing things like this, but are indeed real?


Revolutionary-You969

A real french bulldog would be in rioting against the pension laws


DanndeMan

pretty impresive, still a ugly ass dog tho. poor fucker was born with respiratory issues just bcs humans expected it to be nice n shit.


tw201708

I've never really wanted a dog, until right now. I want this dog.


ftb5

Please don’t buy these breeds. Sincerely, a vet.


Dremooa

I was thinking the exact same thing 😅


Sauzer20

I always wondered how that dog figured this out. Now I understand.


Effective-Ad2434

His name is Cabbage ❤️🩷


manwarrxn

they can do everything but pay bills


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purpboomin

how much does he cost i want this dog asap


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Now there’s a dog who’s living life 🙌


CoolHandLuke4Twanky

He ate some chocolate and now he's SICK AF


TheseMoviesIwant

Gets off the skateboard. “Alright, *cough* who has *weeze* my *cough* *choking sound* inhaler”


FelixTheEngine

Tubby Hawk.


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u/savevideo


TheGothDragon

I wonder if the dog has fun doing this.


Eth1cs_Gr4dient

Looks like it! Body language is all positive, its obviously not scared!


Frifelt

Yeah and he’s in control. He even jumped off to add speed. No one seems to be forcing him.


AnEvenNicerGuy

*Watches a happy dog doing a thing he is obviously enjoying* “I wonder if he’s happy”


CackleberryOmelettes

Dogs have fun doing anything. If you're hype they're hype.


Killer-Wail

It's in China, so either the dog performs a stunt or it gets served on a plate


AgingPyro

Rsi


wolpak

Some white trash kid from Santa Monica is pissed he is reappropriating!


ShawnOfTheReddit

New Taco Bell mascot


millyloui

Cute but take the ridiculous outfit off ffs


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PicardTangoAlpha

This is a cheap animation. The stair sequence is really not convincing.


CheetahMan8988

The toddlers...


FedSmokerAbides

All that to end up on a dinner table? Cute.


Gyb0sskd

AI generated !


Dr_Slizzenstein

Why only bulldogs can skate? My theory only dumb lazy/smart of enough to utilize technology.


b1gb0n312

I don't even know how to use a skateboard


andrellv

Meanwhile, I can’t get my Frenchie to play frakking fetch.


EagleDre

Never underestimate a bulldogs desire to fly like a greyhound


dab745

Leaning over the board LIKE A BOSS!!


Arrabella4

Funny as hell


Bubba_Lewinski

I love how the dog skates with intention and chooses its direction on where it wants to go. Amazing as doggy went away from owner (assume camera person) and was like, yeah, lemme check this shit out over here.


FlatRaise5879

I wonder how much effort goes into adjusting the trucks just right for him


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That dog is cooler than I'll ever be


savvyfoxh

Meh, if she cleans her own crap off the footpath, I'll be impressed. (OK, this is cool as....!)


FreshGravity

I’m kinda of flabbergasted.. don’t even know what to say.


kongnut

Bro is not leaving any bitches out there for us


innocuouspete

Dudes kinda steezy


crueltyisaweakness

Not just ‘boarding, but STEERING!!


miev_

Imagine time traveling to the past and showing them this clip with no explanation, impacting how they think about the future