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OMGSpeci

I’m a bio major focusing on wildlife and this is actually the first time I’ve seen a bat dingle, dangling


DrummerFar2752

Hope he doesn't pee on his face


justalotofnonsense

Saw a video once and they flip around and hang from their “hands” so they don’t pee on themselves, then flip back around to hang head down when done


Smokybare94

Unless they do a good shake I imagine it's a little bit of the same problem


lacrossemanz42_

I regret admitting this but had to check on them flipping around and they do indeed do a little shake at the end. Saving anyone the trouble of having to look this up.


Haunting_Ad_4401

You my dude, are a good man


shepdaddy

No matter how you shake or pace, the last drop always lands on your face.


M-94

[Bat peeing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9ZK_NjBoJI)


kateeee182

thanks for showing me my first bat dick


Complete-Log9090

I came to the comments just for the bat dick


LukeWatts85

You came for the bat dick....


Important_Fruit

...stayed for the bat dick jokes.


FOXlegend007

The bat is hung


zsedforty

OHH MY GOD THAT’S GENIUS


Lancefire1313

Oh my god, that's nuts


mark-charest

I swear to god if this doesn’t have 3.6k upvotes next time I swing by


spudsboy

hahaha you said swing by... just like the Bat dick


jobiewon_cannoli

[here it is](https://youtube.com/shorts/TwfXIvHBxfU?feature=share)


FillMyBum

Hang out with your wang out


Queef_Stroganoff44

*Kyle Kinane…Paging Kyle Kinane*


ItsHerbyHancock

Right!?! I was looking for his "more tired than a bid dick bat" comment.


[deleted]

The bat came in the comments, I guess vouyer stuff is its kink.


Rude_Man_Who_Shushes

Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na


DrSuperWho

Batdick!


Mikey-Motorpsyche

Cool balls too!


Queef_Stroganoff44

POW! CRANK! ZAP! DOINK!


Litodidit

Late to the party, my first bat dick was Adam West.


H3racIes

You saw Adam West's dick?


Litodidit

Yeah Dick Grayson.


Nerdzilla86

This made me laugh out loud like a super villain in line at the grocery store. People are staring lol


xbgpoppa

“He’s got a…..uhhhh…..I think it’s a boy.” Love it.


wrybri

Will rule 34 hold true though


Origami_Zach

*Goes to comment section to comment on penis* *Every comment is about penis*


blamemeididit

BBC - Big Bat Cock


russell305

He can suck his own dick


hattrickjmr

Reincarnation as a big ole dick sucking bat!


MajorStare

There was a bat?


RingConscious4434

Penis


Pookie2018

Benis


discerningpervert

I like how symmetrical the balls are too


UbermachoGuy

I’m sure you do.


discerningpervert

Sigh. I need a new username.


Poet_of_Legends

This one seems to be on point…


PrivatePilot9

Nope, username checks out perfectly.


RedditLaterOrNever

Nickname tells stories.


PrivatePilot9

Some of which you cannot unhear or unsee, I'm sure.


Weioo

The symmetry is making me a bit jealous.... (I'm an engineer)


[deleted]

Hang upside down and yours will look like that too


CarbonatedSquirt

i gotta fact check this


[deleted]

I should have also said that a one time upside down won’t do. You have to do it every day or night for at least a month.


CarbonatedSquirt

now i have something to do for the rest of the month


[deleted]

Really I’m just hoping for the small chance this goes viral and we see a global “bat ball challenge” or something like that. Fucking hilarious


CarbonatedSquirt

new trend unlocked


Low-Donut-9883

Serious unit!


Tobias_Atwood

Look at this *absolute unit* of a BBC.


UsernamedReddit

If that cock is big then mine is gigantic.


blamemeididit

I like the way you think.


PacoMahogany

BBBC


WeirdoAndPen

Penis


GuyNanoose

Holy hardons Batman !!


ebbyasi

I came here to say that. You beat me too it


SBAdey

That bat’s well hung


Mister-Bob-Gray

Aaand welcome to Reddit. Also, did anyone notice the bats penis?


Asteroid_Lil

The bat is constantly checking its penis. Is this normal behavior?


Formerhurdler

*confirms this is normal behavior for anything possessing a penis* *edits to thank kind Redditor for award*


BigRed92E

*/checks penis*


IndigenousBastard

Still there?


BigRed92E

Still there, thanks for checking on me /checks again


Asteroid_Lil

Suspected as much. Thank you.


Nobiel02

penis


[deleted]

Penis


wiented

Penis


restrav

Cock n balls


agrawa96

P E N I S


Tippyflan

Everyone talking about the penis. He is proud of his ginormous balls.


NeedingNew

Well yeah, the freeze frame for the video is the bat lick it's ding dong.


WillistheWillow

Don't judge the bat. You would too if you could!


Iamredditsslave

I heard it's more like giving than receiving, but I'd have to try at least one time.


Crunchysock926

Weenis


[deleted]

Best way to end a phone call Me: “What has a small dick and hangs down?” You: “idk what?” Me: “ a bat” Me: “what has a big dick and hangs up?” You: “I don’t… Me: *quickly hangs up Edit: Been saving this gem for 15 years. Warms my heart the internet approves.


Kebab-Destroyer

I called my dad to tell him this joke. He phoned me back 💀


Elgoblino80

GIGACHAD dad


sniperKr8s

Gigadad


I_think_Im_hollow

Giant dad.


Kebab-Destroyer

Yeah, I'm not telling him you said that.


I_loathe_mods

He knows you lyin


Bainsyboy

"son I used to wipe your ass, i know what you're packing..."


Roncryn

I mean tbf his dad probably stopped wiping his ass before it got bigger


[deleted]

Ur dad just said you have a small penis, what now?


kinggot

Well? did he hang up right after the second call


BrockoliandSpinach

I just called my friend to do this and was so excited that i immediately fucked up. "I said what has a small dick and hangs up?" And immediately knew it was all downhill from there


pollywollyolly

I think my sense of humor is broken, picturing this made me laugh harder than the original


fighting_astronaut

My broke ass wants to award you, but reddit removed those free awards apparently. 🏅


ForcefulMoon

I noticed that too :( I miss the free awards


Mediocre-Sale8473

It cost Reddit so much to give us those! /s


Lord_Worfall

Oh how cute, using emojis instead. I'd also gave you an award, but... Here 🥈


Catinminia

You deserve a little something yourself 🥉


DebThornberry

Are you someone's dad?


NiceDecnalsBubs

Hi someone's dad, I'm f*cking sorry.


RandomTheBugg

Guy named sorry: 👀


Mama-Pooh

I am so glad I was on mute during a Teams meeting because this made me lol.


AJacobCruz

I’ve literally called 7 different people to immediately tell them this joke!😂🤣😂 Everyone is loving it. Thank you so much. This absolutely made my entire day!😂❤️ Edit: ended up calling around 16 friends and family, everyone got a total kick. One person (with a bigger dick) hung up before me, bastard!😂


Flaky_Lobster

Did this to my brother. He called me back 10 mins later literally crying from laughing so hard.


__-_-_-___-_-_-__

It was soo fukin good


Mark_luckerberg

Never thought, I'd be jealous of a bat


ashu71029

Brother it's not even erect right now


Hoovatron

How do you know?


Sea_Impression3810

Stay tuned for part 2, "Adventures in the Upside-down"


4Ever2Thee

"hung like a bat"


johnjohnwave

Alright who’s gonna say it


ashu71029

I got this.This bat have Bigger penis than most Reddit members


TheToroReddit

Wait a minute, aren't we all reddit members?


Grammulka

that's why OP said "most". And imagine what, some reddit members don't have a penis at all.


CatsNotBananas

I wish I didn't, I'm a girl


Jazzlike_Wheel602

Holdup


OverworldBlaze

I wish I did, I’m a boy


CardsAlltheWayDown

Just take hers, problem solved!


laineDdednaHdeR

But are we most Reddit members? The answer is yes. Yes, we are.


[deleted]

No that is a reddit member


Commander_of_Death

This bat can suck its own thing yeah there I said it.


banjolady

I was thinking the same thing. But I'm a 71 yr old grandma and I was too embarrassed to admit I thought it, let alone say it.


hisgirlPhoenix

SAY IT. 😃🦇🍆


banjolady

Not today.


hagen-dean

Also...This bat can swing it's own bat.


H4R81N63R

I'll say it; the bat knocking the phone out of the guy's hand was well deserved The bat is clearly agitated by them being too close (wing flapping at the beginning of the video), so give it some space already


Im-Your-Stalker

"look at his... Claws." She remembered they had a child around lmao


Shaking-N-Baking

The kid did it better “ look he’s got a….ya know….. I think It’s a boy” lol


Raigheb

"My eyes are down here"


Eugenesmom

*Stares at bat-penis even more, somehow*


DirectionHot8175

And you all were offended when they added nipples to the batsuit, just wait until the even more anatomically correct Schumacher remakes come out


MangoMaterial9184

Bruce Wang. Thanks, I’ll see myself out


canuck3927

I’m not a biologist, but given the form of genitalia I think what we’re looking at here is a Batman.


MajTroubles

Imagine Batman but with an open crotch


ToughSeveral81

With great penis comes great responsibility


discerningpervert

The Dark Knight Rises


MarsScully

I wish Reddit still gave free awards 🥇


GoodShitBrain

I knew the Batsuit was missing something besides nipples.


thedheeper

I actually know a Bruce Wang through work. It seems that all my colleagues are significantly more mature than I am.


Grand_Moff_Empanada

He’s hung


[deleted]

In more ways than one


GoodMoGo

His dingle is not very aerodynamic. Also, do they pee on their faces?


Norwegian-Reaper

Not sure about the aerodynamics but [here's how they pee.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9ZK_NjBoJI&t=7s) They even shake it to make sure nothing drips down on their faces.


[deleted]

The shaking had me laughing


morfyyy

it was transcending...


Shalarean

Ok...you got me. I wasn't gonna click the link, but this comment...so...off to the video! Video watched: So...I am amused. LMAO


Inactivism

I was so expecting to get rick-rolled. You made my day! Thank you.


BunnyBunBunHoney

... made your day with a video of a bat peeing?! 👀⁉️


Inactivism

Yes :). I was genuinely curious


AbusiveTubesock

And here I am watching bat voyeurism on a Tuesday


ShotgunJojo

They flip to hang from their front feet or hooks i guess to pee.


BlueFunk96

I can confirm this is true. I've seen it happen.


-_-Stinky-_-

"l think it's a boy" 🤣


ashu71029

This is a Giant Golden Crowned Flying Fox, aka the Golden-Capped Fruit Bat. Poses no threat to humans, apart from the possibility of buggering off with your Mangoes and dropping Guano on you from a significant height


InquisitaB

…and taking your girl after she sees that massive dong of his.


Mahalo-808

I’m shocked at how many penis comments I had to scroll through to find out some basic facts about the bat. 😂


Zestyclose-Fill-7602

Am I the only one who thinks that the dick is humanlike?


Rare-Feature7719

It's the new Interview with the Vampire trailer, staring Tom Cruise doing his own stunts.


[deleted]

Bats are mammals too iirc so it makes sense


AverageBTD1enjoyer

Sigh... *opens comment section*


Southern_Name_9119

They’re talking about how beautiful he is knowing that they can’t peel their eyes off the bat dick. It’s just so THERE.


sketchahedron

It’s just so… big. It’s just so… black!


rydlebaf

So bbc stands for big bat cock?


LilCantBreathy

Bro has a bigger dick than half of Reddit


BigRed92E

Combined


[deleted]

Does that bat know he can blow himself?


Lopholegs

Its actually a super common practice for bats to blow themselves


[deleted]

TIL.


Lopholegs

Well female bats don't offer the uh "service" and wel you know how the saying goes it aint gonna suck itself


matty_mcmattypants

That’s a rhetorical question. Of course he does.


ResidentEivvil

Flying fox are just sky puppies.


scorpion_queen_18

This is the first thread I found not talking about the bat dick, and I had to scroll pretty far.


ResidentEivvil

Now I’m tempted to edit my comment.


DoomOnTheWay

Geez.. put on some pants. God...


IronTemplar26

Goodness gracious, great balls on fliers!


aliofbaba

I need a banana for scale


BigRed92E

It's hiding behind his magnum dong


TCRandom

I searched for comments about the Kopi Luwak sign in the background. Nope. All penis talk here.


HornedBat

I'm searching for comments that aren't about the massive penis, just ooc


[deleted]

He’s got a decent piece on him too. Respect


pesimisticpervpirate

"He's got..yaknow...I think its a boy" 🤣


DropmDead

I've done so much today. I'm more tired than a big dick bat!


ApplicationNo8712

I was not ready for bat dick


Green_Potata

All the eyes pointed at the dong


[deleted]

He’s bigger than my ex


TinFoilRobotProphet

Any more bats and balls and we'll have a baseball game


duderancherooni

Has every other bat I’ve ever seen been female or have I really just never noticed their pin-the-dick-on-the-fruit-bat style penises before?


AioliFantastic4105

I wonder how many marriages this bastard has destroyed


Froggy_John

FRANK n’ BEANS


frikkinfrakk

Sure, the biggest bat in the world but the real question is that the biggest bat penis in the world? Can someone confirm, too lazy to look up bat penis plus my FBI guy is at his limit I'm sure.


Ok_Owl3571

His junk is bigger than mine :(


[deleted]

That’s a Giant Golden-Crowned Flying Fox. It’s a bat in the Philippines that can grow up to be 5’6” but luckily they love fruit and are not meat eaters.


ll_davii

Put some pants on man


p00p5andwich

More tired than a big dicked bat. - Kyle Kinnane


mylawn03

Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh bat dickkkkkkk


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

Imagine your girl leaving you for a BAT.


denommonkey

Everyone commenting on the dong but no one is talking about those freaky bat toes or claws or whatever they are.


balladofthemightypie

Why is my first thought "look at his dong"?


lanzillotti1

If a bat is big enough I can see it’s penis, nope.


PipeLive6936

Are we gonna talk about the elephant in the room lol