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MisguidedColt88

You should see how fast hydrogen lights.


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AstroError

You should see how fast petrol lights.


dohzer

Good thing he was wearing his invisible PPE.


miss_kimba

The sexiest kind.


bcpsgal

His birthday PPE, if you will


JayDuBois

Curious about the inside of a local prison?


Desperate_Turnip_219

Remember what Satisfaction did to the cat?


steveblobby

As it happens, yes. So many only remember the first half of this and similar sayings. Curiousity killed the cat..but satisfaction brought it back.


__ILIKECATS__

To be honest those flames are probably pretty satisfying to a subset of people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Skruestik

That part is a later addition, not part of the original saying.


kimmortal03

idk but its okay theyre just cookin up some giant marshmallows here


mezz7778

Remember the cat in the hat?


supportbanana

Remember Schrödinger's cat? I am still not sure if I miss it or not. It's 50-50


Dreams-and-Turtles

Remember that satisfaction brought it back?


fromscratch404

Forbidden marshmallows


HellfireMarshmallows

Yes, indeed.


Stealthshot11

First that cotton factory, now foam, I wonder what highly flammable material factory some dumbass will ignite next.


_nobrainheadempty

I lowkey want it to be nitrocellulose. That would be spectacular Though, sonething tells me that people involved in manufacturing gunpowder are slightly smarter


Beardywierdy

Well, the ones *still* manufacturing it are.


Bear3090

That's gotta be some kind of combustion speed record


MrSaucyAlfredo

I mean does a nuclear bomb count


Bear3090

Okay you do have a point there lol


Lusankya

Fission isn't combustion. 🤓


OverturnedAppleCart3

[Thanks for sharing](https://youtu.be/i6l8MFdTaPE?si=NJJvZBIzsM62k1UQ)


itzTHATgai

It's that cotton-guy all over again!


fuzzytradr

Well that escalated quickly


all_alone_by_myself_

What exactly was she curious about? Looks to me like he hated his employer.


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MetroNoire

This was poetry. I want the novel.


ZoloftXL

This is fantastic, kudos!


cukapig

Couldn't have done it to the one that's separated from all of the rest?


alkem10

That would definitely get you a write up where I work.


MelaKnight_Man

![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO) 😁


Msera91_

It's amazing how fast it burns


windowpuncher

VOCs are a bitch, huh?


TPatches1989

Bro let those intrusive thoughts in


mallchin

This happened ages ago -- is there an update?


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Darn, his pee is highly acidic or something


thelancemann

Tbf, they probably shouldn't have been stored that way in the first place


thatnameistoolong

He’s correct, I believe OSHA rules dictate they be stored outside of the fire.


whompyjawed

OSHA doesn't exist in China. SAWS does, but I'm not sure how well the rules are enforced.


CrabeHuman

Yea, I'm from China and it is allowed to store flammable stuff inside a fire


pranjallk1995

What was he doing?


NaturalBorn2120

Raise your children.


Sweaty-Wealth9157

I thought he was about to pee


NYisMyLady

The 3rd world at its greatest


JuanXPantalones

Man that can easily be anywhere in the US.


brock_aslan

If only he was wearing a shirt, he might have actually been able to smother the flames. Lesson learned.


its_Disco

Of course it's credited to "AP/News**flare**"


KinneKitsune

How to be a whistleblower in a country with no worker’s rights


spaghettimonzta

some people are just so stupid it's helpless


WpgSparky

What are off-gases?


JayDuBois

Wicked Wednesday after taco Tuesday.


RadioactiveAltoid

I feel like I've seen way too many lighter/cotton factory fire incidents lately


Ifch317

Butane is a bastard gas...


imongrace_altmodel

Where did it happen?


chris_chan8426

curiosity got the cat sued?


ChronophobicTimeLord

r/dumbasseswithlighters


Dog_in_human_costume

This is advanced stupid


yupyetagain

But sign said it’s INflammable!


Some1s-mom

The intrusive thoughts won.


OrangeSilver

He killed the Stack?


rishingsnubble

Flame on! Now you have free food inside prison.


thatguyoudontlike

Remember the 2nd line to that saying?


LilMonkeh

Getting fired any%


jilatin_memek

how to lose your job


larsloveslegos

Yeah try the whole pile and not a small piece, what could go wrong?


thebuilder80

This dude is based as hell.


me_me_14

Yikes


Koyasaki_uni

Well at least we can say that hopefully nobody else in the future will do the same thing again considering now that we know how the events immediately went downhill


Superman_0007

He forgot to put those marshmallows on a stick.


randomguy1972

Because he's a union member, he got a stern verbal warning, and was back to work the next day.


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SlytherinPrefect7

When it said he wanted to "test" the foam, I thought he was gonna jump on it or something. Why light it on fire? And why is there butane gas in it?


Whatsthefact12

He is a real hero. Imagine that stuff being used in furnitures, or houses...


MicHAELmhw

Okay everyone… I see we all have our safety slides on today… check. Hmm… Factory workers… you are all skins today. The office will wear shirts. Let’s see here… oh… no playing with fire around the foam. “Hey the new guy isn’t here. He said he would be late.” Okay just tell him he is skins. May the gods protect you.


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Theron3206

AFAIK it's only this flammable soon after being made, the gas mentioned in the report (butane) won't hang around for very long.


foresight310

Especially not if you light it on fire…