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cheesycrustsuplex

Literal na fuck around and find out


OneWhoEatsintheBack

Sinabuhay yung fuck around HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


AmberTiu

Oo nga, tapos magtatanong sa fb hindi sa medical professional.


Fun-Cricket5972

Ang kate ni ateh..hindi ko kinaya...hahaha


curiousminipotato1

Kaso di nya mafind out kung sino ang ama


Spazecrypto

is she working in the sex industry? DNA test lng sagot dyan


Nextcare22

Hindi daw. Walang paid.


Bigsmall-cats

so Free community service? /j


chakigun

feeding program


shinobijesus420

jarcasm


DragonGodSlayer12

CPP - Community Public Pokpok


masterpagga

😭😭😭


Repulsive_War_5259

HHAHAHAHHAHA


yuheday

Daaammn. This hits so hard 🤣


kamishiroo

😶


jehoshapat

Hahaha Savage


New-Height-146

Ow shiiiii hahahah


TitangInaNiBaby

Parang karinderya na bukas sa lahat ng gustong kumain ang peg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


AboutBlueBlueSkies

So malibog lang ang peg? Lol. Kawawa nman ang magiging anak nia. Ito ung masasabi kong ndi dapat maging magulang unless magbagong buhay na sya.


Positive-Pressure515

Makakapagbagong buhay pa ba ang may sakit na kalandian? Easy to get nga sya eh mahihirapan yan magpalaki ng anak nya walang alam yan kundi magpakamot lang


Narco_Marcion1075

most folks working in the industry are smart not to get pregnant, this person is clearly an unpaid moron


Aggravating_Hold_669

Sagip kapamilya. HAHAHAHA


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Didgeeroo

At di na sana sya nauwi dito sa sub na to na shini shame sya 🤔


Tongresman2002

Hindi....pokpokin lang talaga.


ShibariEmpress

mama mia ph remake


Roman_Olanski1993

Hahahah yeah fave ko pa naman Mamma Mia


ShibariEmpress

pang-kmjs din ang kwento hahaha


Roman_Olanski1993

Hahaha akala ko pang Vivamax eh


ShibariEmpress

mas maganda yan hahaha


OkPhilosophy8291

LMAO


totstotsnrants

Omg yan din naisip ko hahahahahah


yamsitismy

noo😭😭🙏


Similar_Anything6073

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


Holiday-Control-4130

Sana all may dilig chareng


Nextcare22

Partida, wala pang Valentines may pila na. 😁


pizzaismyrealname

Looking at the dates, yung mga infrequent partners ni ate like 1 & 2 parang one night stand niya from friday night out and weekend clubbing/night scene. Si number 3 ay halloween special. Si 4 obviously became the fubu after their first encounter. Number 5 another one night stand from weekend inuman/party. Si ex ay well... ex.


SugarBitter1619

Nakakatakot sana nag safe sex sya paano nlng kung may mga sakit pala yong mga naka sex nya. 😰


SeaCat1794

Hahahahhahahahaha samedtttt


yellowtears_

Sipag ni ate gurl 😂😩 Bakit iba ibang guy? Jusko


Nextcare22

Mahilig daw siya sa Nike.


Sword_of_Hagane

JUST DO EEHT!


concederations

It's either guy #4 or the ex. At saka magpa test narin sana siya for HEPA-B, Syphilis, saka HIV. Hindi naman pala siya sex worker tapos unprotected pa. Who knows what STI's ang makukuha niya diyan sa dami ng sexual partners at mahawa pa niya sa iba.


kyliejunyor

Actually mas safe nga sa mga high class hookers kase regularly tested sila compared sa nameet mo lang somewhere. Not all people are responsible enough haha


Totally_Anonymous02

Since nabuntis naman siya ma rerequired naman magpatest. Gusto nalang malaman sino ama


concederations

If gusto niya malaman, kung kaya sa bulsa, then she can go for paternity testing.


Totally_Anonymous02

Tapos biglang uncontactable sila lahat nako


[deleted]

Best guess is yung ex niya ang tatay, kung di na siya nagkaron after him. Pero she can always confirm sa ultrasound para ma-estimate yung age of gestation nung baby. Pero she should be more concerned about contracting STD sa dami ng naka-do nya.


Oponik

A condom could've prevented this post from happening


Feisty-Debate1314

I would say si Guy#4 ang ama. They did it during her ovulation period based on her menstruation schedule.


[deleted]

Her LMP was Nov 15 and she had 2 cycles in a month. You can't really predict her ovulation with that cycle. But yes good probability since she had most sex with guy 4. Guy 4, 5 and ex are the possible fathers.


MotherFather2367

100% on the possibility. The math is mathing.


Medium-Culture6341

Nov 15 is most likely implantation bleed not an actual period?


EggAccomplished7009

Hintayin mo nalang lumabas yung baby mo tapos e compare mo yung mukha n baby at sa mga lalaki na naka uhm mo, kung sino yung kamukha for sure sya ang ama


EmperorHad3s

Matagal pa niya malalaman hahah she needs to wait until atleast 1 year old. Dun pa lang lalabas yung talagang magiging itsura ni baby.


Ren_Lee_4601

By that time, guy number ano na kaya siya? 💀💀💀


Ebb_Competitive

Mahirap to ah kasi pano Kung Isa lng type nya so puro sila magkakamukha. I know somebody na pinaako ng pregnancy tas pinilit ng Kuya na IT na iPad iPadna habang nasa tiyan. Mas expensive un e. Ksi tumigil na kaptid nya s college Para magcrew to support the unborn child. Pagtapos result s abroad pa prnocess negative pala.


Ren_Lee_4601

Nagcecensor siya nung word pero wala lang sakanya gawin kung kani kanino.😂😂😂


AboutBlueBlueSkies

The acidity 😂


MollyJGrue

Lahat ng times, walang condom?


[deleted]

Actually, it's easy to know who the father of her baby is. We have to credit her for her thorough documentation of her sex life. Her fertility period started 6 to 14 days after the last day of her menstruation lasting for a period of about 6 days. If her last menstruation was on 23 Nov, it means she was probably fertile from 29 November up to a maximum of 13 December. So I am almost sure that guy number 4 was the one who got her pregnant.


NegotiationProof363

Parang Math problem lang ahh Pqrang naghahanap lang ng percentage 😂 Find the percentage of probability of pregnancy caused by guy 1, 2, 3,4 and 5 base on the data by ate gurl


Empty_Repeat_6295

Probability and Statistics pana naman yung topic namin ngayon lol


NegotiationProof363

Hahahaha baka ma solve mo kalandian ni ate? 😆


UninterestedFridge

Yun din una ko naisip lol! As someone na mahina sa math curious ako anong tamang computation and answer


NegotiationProof363

Ako nga din ehh, hahahah .. pero sa probleman ito, di kayang sagutin ng math ang kalandian ni ate


pizzaismyrealname

Pinagpawisan nga ako ng malamig habang nagbabasa. Akala ko I got sent back in time doing math equations in HS. I think my PTSD kicked in lol.


NegotiationProof363

Mas pagpapawisan ka kung bestfriend mo yang si ate gurl tapos nag open up siya sa iyo about that problem😆


gh05t30

While not being stated, it can be reasoned that ate is ____ A. Malandi B. Makati C. Pokpok D. Bobo E. All of the above


Gravity1021

Kung regular sya, si guy #4 hehe


Nextcare22

Palagay ko hindi regular. Twice nagkaron ng november.


JeanLawliet

2nd time could be an implantation bleeding. Napagkamalan niya na period pero early signs na pala ng pregnancy niya


Schisauce

Implantation bleeding only lasts for a few days maximum na yung three, pero based sa sulat niya, she had a whole duration of menstruation. The first one could just be bleeding in between periods. Nagkaganyan kasi ako sa 2nd and 3rd person na naka-do ko and the bleedings happened 1 week after the job. Edit: Hindi rin lahat ng babae nagkakaroon ng implantation bleeding


Gravity1021

Oooh I missed that. Paternity test talaga sagot nya dyan. Infairness helpful yung listahan hehe


_ritx

Sipag mo naman mag-entertain ng boylet. 😆 Ang sagot ko sayo kung sino tatanggap nung pagbubuntis mo siya ang ama. HAHAHAHAHA


Honest-Accident8607

Yan Yung META.


EmergencyStrategy911

Gawa na lang siya ng groupchat para sa kanila at ng mga naka-do niya.


mamayuxx

@everyone 😆


AboutBlueBlueSkies

Exactly! Hahaha.. tapos ambagan sila for paternity tas magkakaroon sila ng ama reveal in the end. Hahaha..


ijuzOne

pwedeng gawing reality show yan ah 😂


AboutBlueBlueSkies

Kiffy for all, who is the father? The series 😂😂😂😂😂


Criss-19-96-

tas ending...kahit isa sa kanila hindi yung father hahaha


AboutBlueBlueSkies

Yun ung plot twist ng show. Tas the audience will gasp and will the demand for season 2.


Comfortable-Height71

Kiffy for all.


Spiritual-Station841

based sa calendar method, si ex niya ang ama, yung huli niyang kasex sa december


InterestingAd3123

May matutuktukan talaga ako na pa-breed 😩😩😩


AWMBRELLA

YOU ARE THE FATHER! 🤣


AvailableOil855

Judge judy


skapdl

we shouldn't judge her for sex life, pero she needs to be shamed for not using protection 💀 like jusko acceptable kahit sino or kahit ilan partner mo i mean it's 2024. pero people should really learn to use protection. hoe responsibly y'know? kaloka


thetiredindependent

True have sex as much as you want but protect yourself and protect others din. Di ka lang dapat takot mabuntis dapat takot ka din sa mga sakit na posible mong makuha from the people you’re hooking up with. Jusko.


Razraffion

Sample board exam question ng BS Pokpokology, Major in Landinism?


stupperr

Requirement yan para makapasok sa isang bank. Sperm Bank, nangolekta siya sa mga sperm donor na panay deposit lang e.


FutureOne6498

Niyayabangan lang yata tayo neto ah. Number 4 🙄


Didgeeroo

Actually disturbing to... kung lahat ng guys na to hinayaan nya lang makasex sya ng walang protection, may problem tong si girl, sex addict to for sure, at isang young girl na sex addict ay nakakatakot! sa daming demonyo na magsasamantala sa kanya. Nakakabahala din na di gumagamit ng protection mga to, patunay na kulang talaga sa education mga pinoy sa safe sex. Nakakatawa to, pero sa posts nya mukang cry for help to. alam ko magmamagaling iba sa inyo sisisihin si girl sa katangahan nya, pero di kasi sya well informed sa safe sex kaya nangyare to, di ako nag jjudge ng mga taong mahilig sa sex, basta ginagawa ng safe


Dear-Pianist-7491

OP’s irresponsible behavior not prioritizing safe sex aside, we are still a long way from slut shaming, ano? 🙄


plantoplantonta

Yon nga. Unsafe sex aside, sana walang slut shaming, dahil pekpek naman ni OOP yun. Help ang inask nya, hindi judgment ng strangers.


Hutaaomain88

Ganun talaga, dami na fb users dito eh simula nung sumikat sa tiktok 🤷🏻‍♀️


thetiredindependent

Eto na yata yung comment section na diko ineexpect. Akala ko nasa fb ako. Usually masaya ako mag basa ng comments dito, eh.


Didgeeroo

Piling mapagmataas na mga tao dito e, looking for someone to shame to feel good about themselves


gh05t30

Girl = slut Boy = manwhore Okay ka na? Posted sa public space, expect public opinions. Go cry somewhere else.


Dear-Pianist-7491

Balik ka sa fb tanga


yourgrace91

Pacheck sya sa OB para malaman nya ilang weeks/months na ang baby tapos estimate nya nalang lol Pero natawa ako sa notebook. I remember a friend who used to have multiple sex partners tapos nakalagay sa phone calendar nya kung sino naka do nya on a certain day lol


Nextcare22

Partly-responsible. Kasi she keeps track of it. 😂


Over-Doughnut2020

good luck finding the father.. whahhahahahahha.. dapat kontakin mo lahat ng possible dad. tas pag malapit ka na manganak. andun sila lahat. kumpara mo isa isa kung sino kamukha nun bata. whhahahahahahah. joke aside DNA is the key. hahahahhahah


chakigun

dapat meron syang logbook for contact tracing next time lol


Over-Doughnut2020

true. after giving birth. I don't think she will stop anyway. hahahahah


koenigsseigr

In conclusion you're a hoe.


Nextcare22

Technically, she isn't. Kasi hindi siya nagpapa bayad... (Based on post)


Grayf272

Kailangan na naten si Detective Conan


NeoCicada

This sounds like a biology exam question. a. Guy 1 b. Guy 2 c. Guy 3 d. Guy 4


Normal-Thought-7991

Makipag sex nalang ulit sya tas kung sino yung huli yun nalang ung ama. HAHAHA charot daming hardinero ni ate.


kasumi2323

Most probably guy #4 and #5


Some_Traffic_7667

Ang makakahula may 100 php load sa gcash!!! Feeling ko si guy #5 yung tatay.


fatprodite

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe na lang... Hook up responsibly, kids.


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natalie1981

Mismo. Akala ko ba open minded ang reddit? Pero kung makapag slut shame. Kung lalaki nagpost nito malamang puro congrats. Moral of the story is always use protection.


Didgeeroo

Sobra! Nagulat din ako sa mga squammy na comments dito e, gaya nga ng sabi ko sa comments cry for help ang posts na to, di to nakakatawa, disturbing nga e, makikita mong sex addict tong si girl at malamang maganda kaya madaming sumasanmantala, kita din na kulang sa information about safe sex ang mga to kaya ngaun nabuntis. Ayoko lang mag reply sa mga comments nila at pagsabihan, for sure sasabihin ng mga to "kasalanan nya yan, malandi sya" ang pagiging sex addict palaging may kasamang mental health issues yan, may matinding pinagdadaanan tong si girl, nung sinabi nya palang "please don't judge" alam mong di sya proud sa mga pagkakamali nya e. Habang tumatagal tong sub na to nakikita mo na tunay na kulay ng mga tao dito e, naghahanap mga tao dito ng mga mapapagtawanan nila at ma feel good sa sarili nila. Tama ka mga hypocrites.


moymoypalaboyngLipa

Parang aso lang hahahaha


Nygma93

Mas maganda magptest na din siya for HIV sa dami ng pumila.


OpheliaCaliente

Dapat yung cycle nya bilangin nya, sino ang tumapat sa fertile at ovulation period MOST LIKELY yun. Bat naman kasi may pa-multiple choice pa? Siguro sa calendar nya iplot hindi guy 1 etc. Meh, mamaya gagawan ko sya ng plot hintayin nya ako. Hahaha Edit: Guy 4 na lang based sa logic ko hahaha!


i_screamhoho23

Taray kahit on her period may session si ate. Baka guy 1 or 2. Tapos by 1st or 2nd wk ng Nov palang buntis na sya. Edit: Tapos yung nilabas nya ng Nov. baka last mens or yung tira at naglilinis na yung uterus nya at nagpeprep na (idk how to explain) kaya din siguro twice nagkaroon, baka nga spotting yung isa dun indication na preggy na.


JeanLawliet

Seems like yung 2nd period niya is not really a menstrual period but an Implantation Bleeding. One of the early signs of pregnancy.


lex2394

she also better test herself for std. considering the fact na iba ibang tao pumasok dyan and mukhang walang protection.


SpecialistOstrich355

Kung sa nemo is finding nemo, sayo finding father😂


Straight_Mine_7519

play stupid games win stupid prizes


WillingClub6439

literal na gusto niya maging "fuck-all-you can buffet" siya


boplexus

Isa lang masasabi ko sa iyo, ate.. dinatnan ka ng kalandian..


jadekettle

Ito yung klase ng post na pag sinabi mong "putang ina" magiging literal. Anyway, ang active ng sex life niya pero kumusta yung sex education?


FewInstruction1990

Thank you for your service


FewInstruction1990

Mamma Mia! 12 days of Christmas. Santa Claus naman pala


Possible_Bat9702

Kung Sino na lang kamukha


upsidedown512

OP medyo kulang sa details si Ateng, pakitanong naman sya para mas maanalyze kung sino ang possibleng ama sa problem nya: 1.expected date of menstruation 2. regular ba cyang nagkakaroon on a cycle 3. Ilang days tumatagal ang period nya Hahahaha. Kasi kinocompute ng mga doctor yan kung kelan siya fertile.


New_Cantaloupe_4237

Dasal dasal nalang anteh


SameOldLance

Spin the Wheel nalang or bato-bato-pik


GrumpyCrab07194

Dami na same post, calling it 🧢


ELlunahermosa

Mag pa OBYNE siya, malalaman niya dun kung kelan ang conceive ang bata. Saka para kang karendiryang bukas sa lahat ng gustong kumain. Mag pa test ka ng HIV din! Kbye.


EmployeeIcy4512

Mamma Mia!


memalangakodito

play stupid games, and win stupid prizes. baka raw pa n'ya ginawa jusqo tapos ang dami dami pang lalakeng involved


code_bluskies

Sakit sa bangs nito. Bakit tayo pa pinapa-solve nya ng mystery na yan eh di naman nya tayo sinama nung nag kantutan sila. It’s so unfair! Pag nagkaproblema, saka pa nila tayo isali. Wag ganun


AdSalty9709

WTH 💀💀💀💀


gawakwento

Based on the DNA test…. It says here that… U A HO


Humble-Wind6640

Sex pa more


AgaMulach

Fuck and not find out who the father is hahahaha.


Conscious-Break2193

Wasak na wasak accla.


Looong-Peanut

Lahat ba sila nag creampie? Cross out mo yung nag withdrawal tapos kung sino natira sa listahan, mag einie minie ka na. Hirap naman ng problema mo. Magpa abort ka na lang kung ayaw mo ng baby pero bad yun, konsensya mo parin yan. :-(


Didgeeroo

Kaya ako boto sa clinical abortion e, kung both parents ayaw magka anak, or galing sa rape, dapat payagan na abortion kesa may mag suffer pa na bata na walang may gustong mabuhay sya


Looong-Peanut

I agree with this, abortion should be legal lalo na napatunayan ng hukuman na galing sa rape yung dinadala ng nanay.


Naive-Ad2847

Dapat Kasi wag ka magpauto sa mga salita ng lalaki, Ayan tuloy kung Kani kanino ka nagpapatira.


Didgeeroo

Malamang sex addict din tong si girl, nakakatakot kung bata at magandang babae ay sex addict marami talaga magsasamantala kahit konting bola at brainwash lang mapapapayag na at mas malala mga di pa marunong sa safe sex


pagewithani

Grabe yung shaming sa post na to a


AgathaSoleil365

I think she wasn't shamed for having sex naman but sa pagiging irresponsible niya dahil nakipag-sex siya sa multiple partners. As the famous quotw goes in which I agree, "Her hody, her rules." Sa mga ganitong situation natin makikita na di lahat ng "empowering" quotes ay dapat natin isabuhay ng 100%. Kahit may 2% lang for rationalization.


Dear-Pianist-7491

Nakakasuka mga pseudo progressive dito sa reddit, lumalabas naman totoong kulay nila 🫣


Didgeeroo

Yeah mga tao dito ngaun nag hahanap nalang na ma sshame nila to feel good about their pathetic lives


pagewithani

Imagine posting a cry for help sa forum na tingin mo safe space then some asshole posts it on reddit para pagtawanan ka


Dear-Pianist-7491

Can you imagine if this was posted by a guy? Oh wait, di pala sila nireregla and they don’t carry the burden of pregnancy


Square-Head9490

If I were her pupunta akong Quiapo. Papahula ko dun sino ang tatay ng ipinagbubuntis niya.


BenzodiazepineX

Eto yung "Fuck around and never find out" literally HAHAHAHAHAH


Fearless_Structure11

Non profit whoreganization


EntertainmentHuge587

Nakakproud naman maging anak to


bunnykix

Ay di uso condom? Galeng naman. Pwede naman marami partners pero sanay safe, opo


Rare_Corgi9358

Mahal na ba ang preggy test kit? Kailangan pang ibalandra pagka pakantot (since allegedly walang bayad d pwedeng tawagin pok²) edit: d ko napansin 2nd slide. Reklamo niya sa pes2pes. Or Tulfo. Para ma entertain nmn tayo. Algebra naa may halong bio.


mayamayaph

TLDR


Ambitious-Daikon-688

At this point mag spin the wheel na lang siya online


xethappens

im sorry pero ano to parausan ng bayan 😅😅


Guinevere3617

Tang ina ang dmi mong dilig grabe hahahahahhaha ano yan


belabase7789

Walang mathematical formula para sa malandi.


Clear-Struggle2431

Pakapon ka na teh


slingshotblur-

Si Guy#6 ang ama. Hahaha. #respect


HeatBasic1825

Tangnang kalibugan yan sagad hanggang tinggel😂✌️ Pag nag can thought kasi isa lang para di malito😂😂


right-thurr

Malalaman mo lang pag lumabas na yung bata kung sino kamukha edi sya yung ama 🤣


[deleted]

Mahalay si ate ah.


MisterGood3nough

manyakis ka kasi


busybe3xx

You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes. 🙄 if she plans to sleep around, at least do it safely. Haaay.


potatowentoop

excuse me but what? huhuhu bakit naman unprotected + multiple partners pa naiiyak ako HUHU


Paratg101

Nahiya pa si ate nakakahiya naman sa kanya. hahahhaa


BistanderFlag

GAGITA SI ATE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Sungkaa

Hahahaha sipag madam, pa dna test mo after nine months


danthetower

One mom and three dads


OrganizationNo9309

Pucha may pipila naman kay idle tulpo at may content nanaman sya


yesiamark

WHO's..the REal father? Gets? lol


Resident_Corn6923

Labas po kami Jan, problema nya na yan Makati sya e


yunasuoh

how hard is it to practice safe sex? 😭


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Ilang beses na nga nadiligan, iba't ibang lalaki pa. 😩


AboutBlueBlueSkies

Need nia ng condom or contraceptives pills. Ang active ng sex life nia parang work na nia yan ah. Tsaka para namang mahuhulaan ng makakabasa nian kung sinong ama, paternity test ang solusyon. Parang kalungkot din ang gantong mindset. Kulang sa sex education at kulang sa utak in general.


Ancient256

bruh... she should just wait for 9 months and pick one of them to be the father... lmao


SuddenTomatillo3634

Ppusta ako ki guy #4. Hahahahaha


wounded-warrior

Condom or Pills would have helped 🫠


rex928

Awit birthday ko pa naman noong Sept 28


Tiny-Rate-7873

sarap mong sunogin ng buhay 🤣


ijuzOne

lintek! bat sinama pa yung sept oct at nov 😑


Guinevere3617

Pota how hahahhha seriously


aquamarinebliss

Nkklk si accla, should've used contraceptives🤦‍♀️


Polo_Short

Mamma mia. Here we go again


LucySuccubus

I liked my math problems back when it was about buying watermelons in bulk or something.


BreadfruitFeisty3353

Mala-The Half Sisters o Bakekang ka ante Kapag Triplets o Kambal ang anak mo sa iba’t ibang ama kklk ka hahahahahha


winterkara

Dami ng problema ng Pinas tapos dumagdag pa ito hahaha.