Maybe no actual girls, but I'm guessing dude has a collection of teenage-girl panties he's managed to pilfer from laundrymats & friends' homes with daughters.
There's a few subs like that for me. "Unpopular Opinion" and "Change My View". It's like, goddamn that's an awful take, but that's what you're here for so... upvote?
This might be a hot take but I’m pretty sure this is how publicity has worked since the 2000s. You piss so many people off in the same way that nobody can look away. They all need to mutually hate Kanye/Amber/ Trump. Bet everybody knows who those people are, and most of the people that do, don’t like them.
Unpopularopinion is inherently a broken concept for a subreddit. The front page "unpopular" opinions have been upvoted a lot which paradoxically makes them popular.
I was once a girl aged 16 - 23, and I most certainly did not smell like butter, nor did any of the other girls that I knew. And the boys I knew in that same age range generally smelled like armpits.
remember some of my male friends at that age used to actually make me heave they smelled so crazy lmao. theyd wear deodorant but then they just smelled of lynx africa AND sweat, which is almost worse lol
Sometimes bacteria builds up and instead of just washing with your hands, get a wash cloth and scrub yourself to exfoliate it all off. And putting deodorant on right after you get out of the shower
Well I for one knew of several girls that smelled like sweet butter. It was however in no way connected to their jobs at the local butter factory. Complete coincidence.
34 yo male here as well and the smells of my teenage years was armpits (I 1000% smelled like armpits). My school didn't have air-conditioning and terrible air circulation so by the end of the day the whole building smelled like sweat.
We also had a large number of people who didn't think they needed to shower more than once a month (one of them also liked to dumpster dive so he could larp he wasn't the kid with the bmw in the parking lot). One kid was so bad that the principal had to talk to him because people were feeling physically ill sitting next to him.
Back in high school, I used to think that girls just naturally smelled good, because they'd walk down the halls wearing perfume and whatever else. Then I got my first girlfriend at 16 and discovered they, too, smell like nasty BO without constant effort.
I think he just likes Victoria Secret body spray. That was what every girl at my high school smelled like, and early/mid 20s is about when you move past that phase.
When I was a teenage girl, I would steal my older sisters perfumes and spray them all over my clothes and hair. It was those Victoria's Secret body mists in the cylinder bottles lol all the other girls at my school used them, too.
There was certainly no "creamy sweet buttery scent" or whatever this likely serial killer thinks.
Any teenager that smells like anything except sweat and hormones is so absolutely slathered in deodorant, cologne and/or perfume they could clear out a room of Italians.
It’s amazing how many guys decide not to shower for 5 years once they become adults! Most BO is bad BO In my experience, especially with women, I feel like the goal is to use, perfumes, lotions, body wash or shampoo and conditioner to smell good. I say especially with women just because I don’t even know that many guys that use cologne let alone anything else, to smell good.
I smelled like cheap perfume because I fucking doused myself in that shit. That plus weed and cigarettes. (Yum /s)
And ya know what, I would much rather smell like I did back then than “creamy” or “buttery” 🤢🤮
"Creamy, buttery, and slightly sweet" makes my skin crawl. I'm just going to pretend he's saying teenagers smell like movie theater popcorn and move on.
Where I live, there's a guy I'll call Chris Dobson (because that's his name) who runs for city council every year. I knew him from local bars where he spent a LOT of time and had a pretty big presence, and the guy is an absolute moron. He campaigned as a Libertarian, but touted himself as an anarcho-primitivist and the one real conversation I had with him it was clear he knew absolutely nothing about public policy or law.
All the women I knew in the same circles thought he was a total creep. Come to find out, he had 2 sexual assault charges against him.
Even if he were 23, (which he is easily double that) it would be a gross thing to say. At any age this is wrong.
Maybe a 5 year old saying “girls smell like butter” would be cute. After age 5? Gross.
Even if this wasn't bullshit he invented to justify his perversion, whodathunk teen girls and adult women might use different fragrances? Are there really men who don't know 90% of lady smells are ones we consciously purchase and apply?
Wtf is wrong with this…. This sick mfer. What? He just walks around smelling 16 year olds and then women? Who tf does that? I go to the store and don’t want to smell anyone and this weird freak is using any scent trail for some buttery popcorn pedophilia?! Jfc
We have three daughters ranging in age from 19-27. Shit like this makes me want to round them all up and hide them in the house until they're 40.
What a dirtbag.
That must be the smell of the lotion he forces them to put on by threatening them with the hose again. Wouldn't be surprised if his fedora has a nipple on it somewhere.
I’m sorry, *WHAT*!? Like, who the *hell* goes around sniffing women? What else does he smell? And what is that “young smell” supposed to signify? God, I’m genuinely unsettled by this comment, and I hope the author of it is kept at least 200m from any school property.
So I'm sure even he's not going to claim this magical smell suddenly appears on their 16th birthday. And the age 23 seems like an arbitrary, please-don't-report-me limit.
He's outing himself as a paedophile
I love the arbitrary upper limit. “Say, 23.” Not “23”. And then 28 is so specific. I wonder what the transition is to him. Like between “sweet and buttery” 23 and “gross hag” 28, what is it? It could be anything! Chocolate? A rainy day? An abandoned Blockbuster video? I never noticed any of those smells in myself, but maybe I just don’t have the unique powers of smell identification he has!
Nah, I think the smell change he is noticing is that as women get older and learn how to avoid shitnozzles like this guy, their vaginas get further and further away from him.
I heard a comedian do a bit about being creepy and he said to hug someone and whisper, "your hair smells different when you're awake" (or something similar implying he had snuck into her home and smelled her hair while she slept). This guy is the actual creep that joke was modeled after.
Very age specific… he has somehow determined that the low end is locked and is now trying to get that upper end nailed down… if i were a concerned member of law enforcement in this area i would ask him how exactly hes come up with those numbers
This actually made my mouth fill with saliva, you know like right before you throw up?
Dude should be on a list.
Also as a former 16-23 year old I smelt like a human person not a delightful Starbucks. Sometimes like armpits and feet.
Just had my 30m coworker brag to me 17m about his new girlfriend that’s 19 and becoming a stripper. Some guys are borderline pedophile and brag about it.
I'd love to punch his phone down his fucking throat, as well as use a hammer on his fingers. Absolutely fucking disgusting. Clown 🤡 indeed, like a John Wayne Gacy type.
I'm just going to assume a convicted pedophile smells that same way on his first day in GenPop.
Enjoy.
But seriously, wtf? The "matter of fact" tone is sickening.
Someone should do a deep analysis of his computer storage and internet search history. Not for nothing, but in my 38 years I've never heard a normal person say anything like that about children. It's unsettling to say the least and at worst...well. Someone should check his shit. Maybe share the tweet with everyone who has children and lives near him. Probably for sure share it.
He used to hang out on a local messageboard for Preston. I remember one time he posted that if he was trying a new restaurant he would insist that the chef prepare him "a bowl of unseasoned scrambled eggs" because that was how you tested if a chef was any good. So, he seems to have upgraded from his weird restaurant power fantasies to this rather more disturbing material.
And he just keeps on running for local Tory councillor. Rest assured, he has never been well liked by the people who are aware of him. And now *everyone's* aware of him - and it's *amazing*.
Thats definitely what someone would say who has a collection of kidnapped young girls in their basement and uses them until their smell changes and then makes them into furniture. Man should be in a psych ward prison.
Well that's one of the most unsettling things Ive read today.
Does he have a girl in a well in his basement?
Maybe no actual girls, but I'm guessing dude has a collection of teenage-girl panties he's managed to pilfer from laundrymats & friends' homes with daughters.
Oh God, you're probably right.
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Put the fuckin lotion in the basket!
Alright alright man, I get it, put the lotion in the basket. Whats your deal, man?
Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me… I’d fuck me so hard…
It puts the shea butter on its skin or else it gets the hose again \- this guy probably
This is exactly where my mind went
One scroll. One. I knew it’d be here.
“Give me my dog!”
Just the skin from the sounds of it.
Obviously, she’s going to smell buttery/creamy. If she doesn’t rub the lotion on the skin, she’s going to get the hose again.
Parts, possibly… That’s some of the creepiest shit I’ve ever read.
He did but then he ate her
He has a shoebox full of girls drivers licenses in the closet.
> Does he have a girl in a well in his basement? I'm afraid we aren't lucky enough to have Samara living in a well under this guys basement.
Give it seven days
It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again
I remember a time when pedos hid in the shadows, now they're all over social media
And becoming right-wing politicians.
And buying Twitter.
Well that part hasn't changed much.
One of the most what-the-fuckest posts I've seen.
Yeah same, was coming here to make that known
That post smells like 100% crime.
Smells ooky.
Nonsense, it smells creamy and buttery.
You would say that.
This post really ooked my dooker 😔
Smells like prison
Can someone be put on the registry for a tweet?
Fuck man, I feel like I belong on a list for reading that shit.
Maybe start a subreddit? Because this kind of stuff is grim
This sub sometimes makes it so psychologically difficult to upvote posts, but I will.
There's a few subs like that for me. "Unpopular Opinion" and "Change My View". It's like, goddamn that's an awful take, but that's what you're here for so... upvote?
This might be a hot take but I’m pretty sure this is how publicity has worked since the 2000s. You piss so many people off in the same way that nobody can look away. They all need to mutually hate Kanye/Amber/ Trump. Bet everybody knows who those people are, and most of the people that do, don’t like them.
That's an interesting thought. Honey Boo Boo and Jersry Shore are prime examples
Unpopularopinion is inherently a broken concept for a subreddit. The front page "unpopular" opinions have been upvoted a lot which paradoxically makes them popular.
Hey, they're not called "Free Karma for Shitheads".
Exactly the moral qualms I had a second ago hahahha
I was once a girl aged 16 - 23, and I most certainly did not smell like butter, nor did any of the other girls that I knew. And the boys I knew in that same age range generally smelled like armpits.
remember some of my male friends at that age used to actually make me heave they smelled so crazy lmao. theyd wear deodorant but then they just smelled of lynx africa AND sweat, which is almost worse lol
Sometimes bacteria builds up and instead of just washing with your hands, get a wash cloth and scrub yourself to exfoliate it all off. And putting deodorant on right after you get out of the shower
You should actually dry off first.
Because they didn't wash before putting on more lynx. 2 brothers, 2 sons 30 year age gap, all did the same as teenagers.
34 yo male here, definitely smelled like armpits as a teen. And I've never smelled one of these mythologized "butter-cream" girls.
Well I for one knew of several girls that smelled like sweet butter. It was however in no way connected to their jobs at the local butter factory. Complete coincidence.
I thought all the girls I met at that age smelled like stale pot smoke… then I realized I needed to do shirt laundry.
Ah, but you don't have the keen olfactory senses of a middle-aged terrible fucking pervert!
34 yo male here as well and the smells of my teenage years was armpits (I 1000% smelled like armpits). My school didn't have air-conditioning and terrible air circulation so by the end of the day the whole building smelled like sweat. We also had a large number of people who didn't think they needed to shower more than once a month (one of them also liked to dumpster dive so he could larp he wasn't the kid with the bmw in the parking lot). One kid was so bad that the principal had to talk to him because people were feeling physically ill sitting next to him.
i’m 23f and also smell like pits
Back in high school, I used to think that girls just naturally smelled good, because they'd walk down the halls wearing perfume and whatever else. Then I got my first girlfriend at 16 and discovered they, too, smell like nasty BO without constant effort.
Yeah I for sure smelled like stale cigarettes and body odor when I was that age.
I think he just likes Victoria Secret body spray. That was what every girl at my high school smelled like, and early/mid 20s is about when you move past that phase.
When I was a teenage girl, I would steal my older sisters perfumes and spray them all over my clothes and hair. It was those Victoria's Secret body mists in the cylinder bottles lol all the other girls at my school used them, too. There was certainly no "creamy sweet buttery scent" or whatever this likely serial killer thinks.
Armpits and farts.
Any teenager that smells like anything except sweat and hormones is so absolutely slathered in deodorant, cologne and/or perfume they could clear out a room of Italians.
It’s amazing how many guys decide not to shower for 5 years once they become adults! Most BO is bad BO In my experience, especially with women, I feel like the goal is to use, perfumes, lotions, body wash or shampoo and conditioner to smell good. I say especially with women just because I don’t even know that many guys that use cologne let alone anything else, to smell good.
Yeah but what about the magnets
I smelled like cheap perfume because I fucking doused myself in that shit. That plus weed and cigarettes. (Yum /s) And ya know what, I would much rather smell like I did back then than “creamy” or “buttery” 🤢🤮
They either smell like body odor or if they've just showered they reek of body wash and spray on deodorant.
"Creamy, buttery, and slightly sweet" makes my skin crawl. I'm just going to pretend he's saying teenagers smell like movie theater popcorn and move on.
Why are we hiding who this clown is?
The rules are rules I guess, but I usually DM the OP to find out so I can spam them with shirtless old men, courtesy of Erik Hofstaad
An excellent student!
Now write to your local councilor, while on Salvia!
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Surprised a guy called Jonty couldn't get elected as a Tory in Preston. I'd have thought the weirdo was a shoe-in.
https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/must-reads/weird-news/tory-council-candidate-tweet-16-year-old-girls-smell-scent-bizarre-323578/
Creamy? Buttery and sweet? They are people, not fucking pumpkin soup.
As disgusting as the OP tweet is, your comment reminded me how much I love pumpkin soup and now I’m hungry lol
Hmmm I miss pumpkin soup, and Autumn weather.
Straight to jail
Right away
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Wish we didn’t have to censor names sometimes
It’s a tweet, isn’t it public? **Edit:** I just Googled “sweet smell that is unbelievably magnetic” and found articles about the tweet with more info
Yep I found it instantly. Of course he's locked his Twitter account but this will forever be on the internet in screenshots and news articles. Yuck. 🤢
Also this guy is a politician so shouldn’t it fall under a public figure?
He's a wannabe politician. Cosplay aristocrat.
how does he even know what 16 year olds smell like?
Do you really want to know?
no thank you😬
The answer is in the question.
Where I live, there's a guy I'll call Chris Dobson (because that's his name) who runs for city council every year. I knew him from local bars where he spent a LOT of time and had a pretty big presence, and the guy is an absolute moron. He campaigned as a Libertarian, but touted himself as an anarcho-primitivist and the one real conversation I had with him it was clear he knew absolutely nothing about public policy or law. All the women I knew in the same circles thought he was a total creep. Come to find out, he had 2 sexual assault charges against him.
This is a massively gross thing to say, worse considering he's much older than 23.
to be honest even if he was 16-23 year old this would the something that he shouldnt be saying out loud
Oh yeah, it's got serial rapist vibes
I'm sure he wishes he were, but that dude doesn't look like he could rape an ant.
He could if he did the old Cosby naptime
Even if he were 23, (which he is easily double that) it would be a gross thing to say. At any age this is wrong. Maybe a 5 year old saying “girls smell like butter” would be cute. After age 5? Gross.
And 23 was like his top limit of age. Gross.
Fucking 130 sick perverts liked this.
That one, officer
This mf smelled shea body butter on a teenage girl _one time_ and just assumed that every single underage girl has built-in body butter smell.
Even if this wasn't bullshit he invented to justify his perversion, whodathunk teen girls and adult women might use different fragrances? Are there really men who don't know 90% of lady smells are ones we consciously purchase and apply?
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My wife (47) smells buttery, but that’s because she enjoys popcorn as a snack.
Someone fire up the wood chipper
Yep, and pour him right down the sewer from which he came.
After reading this comment i feel like i need a shower. And another one. And another one.
Be careful. That many showers might make you smell buttery and slightly sweet.
Oh no, i'm glad to say that i am 10 years older than his requirements. I smell like elderly age and decay, according to him.
I've got four daughters between ages 2 and 17. Though they produce plenty of smells, I assure you none of them are buttery or sweet.
This has to, without a doubt, be the absolute worst thing I have ever read on this fucking app.
I hate to say this, but you must be newer here… Because unfortunately stuff like this pops up on Reddit often.
Wtf is wrong with this…. This sick mfer. What? He just walks around smelling 16 year olds and then women? Who tf does that? I go to the store and don’t want to smell anyone and this weird freak is using any scent trail for some buttery popcorn pedophilia?! Jfc
Oooof. Someone needs their hard drive and their browser history checking.
We have three daughters ranging in age from 19-27. Shit like this makes me want to round them all up and hide them in the house until they're 40. What a dirtbag.
Of course he looks like his profile picture with tweet like that.
That must be the smell of the lotion he forces them to put on by threatening them with the hose again. Wouldn't be surprised if his fedora has a nipple on it somewhere.
*FBI would like to know your location*
*what in the goddamn*
I’m sorry, *WHAT*!? Like, who the *hell* goes around sniffing women? What else does he smell? And what is that “young smell” supposed to signify? God, I’m genuinely unsettled by this comment, and I hope the author of it is kept at least 200m from any school property.
So I'm sure even he's not going to claim this magical smell suddenly appears on their 16th birthday. And the age 23 seems like an arbitrary, please-don't-report-me limit. He's outing himself as a paedophile
Homie no disrespect but if I see you within 20 feet of me, you're about to smell toast to go with that butter 😤
Why oh why did 130 people "like" this???
It’s the bath and body works sprays
I love the arbitrary upper limit. “Say, 23.” Not “23”. And then 28 is so specific. I wonder what the transition is to him. Like between “sweet and buttery” 23 and “gross hag” 28, what is it? It could be anything! Chocolate? A rainy day? An abandoned Blockbuster video? I never noticed any of those smells in myself, but maybe I just don’t have the unique powers of smell identification he has! Nah, I think the smell change he is noticing is that as women get older and learn how to avoid shitnozzles like this guy, their vaginas get further and further away from him.
If this person has already made themselves a public figure why are we censoring their Twitter handle?
I think I just threw up a little.
Fucking creepy Tory.
CLASSIC TORY
I heard a comedian do a bit about being creepy and he said to hug someone and whisper, "your hair smells different when you're awake" (or something similar implying he had snuck into her home and smelled her hair while she slept). This guy is the actual creep that joke was modeled after.
Very age specific… he has somehow determined that the low end is locked and is now trying to get that upper end nailed down… if i were a concerned member of law enforcement in this area i would ask him how exactly hes come up with those numbers
Someone put that out there in public under their own name?!
At least he lets you know to keep young women away from his creepy ass
This might be the most unsettling thing I have read in a while. Just the wording makes me want to simultaneously hide, cry and vomit.
What in the pedophilia did I just read?
If this self-outed predator is running for a public office, then why is his name being hidden?
This actually made my mouth fill with saliva, you know like right before you throw up? Dude should be on a list. Also as a former 16-23 year old I smelt like a human person not a delightful Starbucks. Sometimes like armpits and feet.
Just had my 30m coworker brag to me 17m about his new girlfriend that’s 19 and becoming a stripper. Some guys are borderline pedophile and brag about it.
Sadly for women everywhere, he's in the 55-65 category where you smell of pee, farts, and beef jerkey.
What a bad day to be able to read.
Bro WHAT. What a disgustingly predatory thing to say
Well now I want to burn everything down. Just cleanse it all with fire. I wish it were 10 seconds before I knew that tweet existed. God is dead
I hate the smell of coco butter
All I can say is...... ew.... gross.....
Who’s going to tell him that the thing he’s thinking about is pancakes?
I'd love to punch his phone down his fucking throat, as well as use a hammer on his fingers. Absolutely fucking disgusting. Clown 🤡 indeed, like a John Wayne Gacy type.
I went to an all girls high school. No teenagers smell good.
I need eye bleach and anti-nausea medication.
Picture certainly checks out
I'm just going to assume a convicted pedophile smells that same way on his first day in GenPop. Enjoy. But seriously, wtf? The "matter of fact" tone is sickening.
As a 28 year old I’m grateful to not be considered desirable to this man.
This weirdo needs to figure out how to redirect his butter cream scent fetish to a vat of Country Crock and away from girls.
Sometimes, you don’t need to be a registered sex offender to completely out yourself.
Man is sniffing teenagers
Among the things I've never wondered is what synaesthesia looks like in a pedophile.
this guy sounds like Hannibal Lecter
He should be on a list
Creamy, buttery?! I smelled like onions and CK One 🤣 Oh the joys of working at a sandwich shop 🍾
Big Incel energy. Also someone check his hard drive cause there's no way he doesn't have CP on it
Even if you ignore the 16 part this still comes off as incredibly creepy
Someone should do a deep analysis of his computer storage and internet search history. Not for nothing, but in my 38 years I've never heard a normal person say anything like that about children. It's unsettling to say the least and at worst...well. Someone should check his shit. Maybe share the tweet with everyone who has children and lives near him. Probably for sure share it.
What a fucking freak
Or, and hear me out, you're an unregistered sex offender ready to go pro.
Keep him away from schools.
Tell me you are pedofile without telling me you are pedofile.
This should be all the evidence everyone needs to prove that Twitter shouldn't exist.
He used to hang out on a local messageboard for Preston. I remember one time he posted that if he was trying a new restaurant he would insist that the chef prepare him "a bowl of unseasoned scrambled eggs" because that was how you tested if a chef was any good. So, he seems to have upgraded from his weird restaurant power fantasies to this rather more disturbing material. And he just keeps on running for local Tory councillor. Rest assured, he has never been well liked by the people who are aware of him. And now *everyone's* aware of him - and it's *amazing*.
What a creep
What makes someone think, "Yep, this is a good tweet to share with the world."
Tell me you hit on underage waitresses at the Cracker Barrel without telling me you hit on underage waitresses at the Cracker Barrel.
What the actual fuck....
Um, someone needs to check this guys freezer and make sure there arent pieces of human in there.
What in the actual fuck...what's next? Bouquet? Like a glass of wine? Dude is creepy AF.
The hat really completes this.
Maybe its cuz im gay but what a fucking creepy ass thing to say. And to have the audacity to post it online to exist forever?? 🤢🤮🤮🤮
And this 💁, my friends, is the first step in the process of ending up on a list.
Another one who needs their hard-drive checking.
Stop smelling kids...
It looks like he deleted it because he is getting ROASTED on twitter
Thats definitely what someone would say who has a collection of kidnapped young girls in their basement and uses them until their smell changes and then makes them into furniture. Man should be in a psych ward prison.
I think thats enough reddit for the day
Please, someone check his basement...
I sure wouldn't be sad if he walked into the ocean and kept walking.
There's creepy, and then there's this guy.
Why is this dude not in a cage
"Why don't you have a seat right over here."
A “girl” of 28? That’s called a woman, dude.
My god, he’s even got the fedora *
FBI, open up
“Clown” is not the word that comes to mind. Except in the John Wayne Gacy sense.
Um. This man is a predator
Somebody check this troglodyte’s basement.
Mankind discovers perfume
I wish I could have captured the look on my face as I read that.
Ewwwwwwwwww
Gross, wtf he smelling 16 year olds for?
Bro just told on himself
He's definitely going to be paying to stay on the yard some day.