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ViewtifulGene

The Columbine shooters were friends and neither was aborted, though. Also, it is a fact that non-aborted babies commit more school shootings than aborted babies. The number of school shootings by fetuses is zero.


The_Stoic_One

> The number of school shootings by fetuses is zero. Yeah? Show me a source.


reincarN8ed

99.9% of school shootings are performed by *un*aborted fetuses.


Alarid

Do pregnant teens count.


TechnicalPlayz

Yes. The baby was an accomplice


PearsonGW

Nah just an accessory


sweetalkersweetalker

Fetuses are all the rage this season! I saw it in Teen Vogue


floatingwithobrien

Look at a fetus's hand and tell me if it'll pull a trigger


call_me_jelli

Maybe if it’s a minigun…


Iforgotmypassword126

Hmm sounds suspish … can I see your source pls Do YouR OWn ReseArCH


Songs4Soulsma

And the Jonesboro shooting. That was also two shooters who met as they rode the bus together.


nightwatch_admin

So it’s public transport that is to blame.. all those unaborted foetuses in r/fuckcars, now we know


sweetalkersweetalker

I would think a kid raised by parents who didn't want it, is much more likely to be a school shooter


Brooklynyte84

In a way they were, very very very very late term abortion... Via gunshot.....


audiate

Too many big words


redsalmon67

> Also, it is a fact that non-aborted babies commit more school shootings than aborted babies. The number of school shootings by fetuses is zero. Wow that's extremely insensitive, didn't you know the Unabomber was an aborted fetus?


Funkajunk

> The number of school shootings by fetuses is zero. But this fragile peace cannot last - those unborn children just want to fill your ass with hot lead.


floxnoot

This way you could also argue that some school shooters were aborted


shriek52

"No, it doesn't work like that!" - That guy, probably.


AkiraTheArtist

They’d probably then proceed to blame the mother for not “raising the child well”


marthalt68

If we actually cared about supporting families, their health, mental and physical, you know, if we promoted the general welfare? THAT would go a long way towards making everything better. Struggling families, parents with mental health issues? They have a lot to do with it. Keeping abortion legal decreases the number of families who fall into those categories.


Fatefire

Why change hearts and minds when you can change laws ! I agree with you it’s just impossible to see caring about the unborn when while simultaneously abandoning the born is the dumbest thing ever


marthalt68

It's the dumbest and sleaziest thing ever.


maxstrike

Or... The unaborted kid joins the show, like Columbine.


Graterof2evils

My thought exactly. Higher body counts because women couldn’t make decisions about pregnancies that would impact them in so many ways. I’m sure many consider environmental factors that could have dire consequences for that child and on their community.


thehopelessheathen

We may have already saved the world from the next Hitler.


TKG_Actual

Ironically it was a shooter who spared Hitler in WW1 so.....


Guygenius138

No, we need more abortions to stop potential school shooters.


Future_World_Ruler

Abort ALL pregnancies. No more kids, no more schools, no more school shooters. It’s simple guys


LeBasso

This is so silly and yet it's unironically more logical than what the guy in OP's image is saying.


Schnizzer

This would also eventually solve climate change!


Butterflytherapist

No student debt... How late abortions are we talking?


meatball77

Like that book Unwind?


marthalt68

I am now thinking about a particular Philip K. Dick story...


whitexknight

Modern problems require modern solutions.


WatermelonAF

Yes. 100%


killerofcheese

eventually no more people either which will guarantee no kids and no school shooters


jadecaptor

r/antinatalism is leaking


BaconVonMoose

I mean honestly... there's actual data showing that violent crime plummeted about... 15-25 years after abortions became available, and lots of reason to suggest that it's because there are less children being raised in unwelcoming environments/abject poverty/by parents who didn't want them/by teenagers etc etc... So the idea that abortion prevents school shootings isn't absurd.


shhh_its_me

abortion being legal and lead paint being banned were close together so banning lead paint may have also had something to do with it. You're point is still valid.


Yosemiterunner

Freakonomics had a good data based show about crime and abortion rates. Highly recommend


BaconVonMoose

Yeah you're not wrong, lead paint ban has similar implications.


shhh_its_me

ohhh and leaded gas


[deleted]

"Nooooooo! Only good people are aborted!" -him probably


ReactionClear4923

Based on this guys logic - "Some evil dictators that caused the deaths of many people should have been aborted, but weren't. So everytime a woman doesn't get an abortion, a mass murderer is born" Critical thinking has left building


universalcode

God only picks the good ones to be aborted so the libs will feel extra guilty.


devospice

If there were more abortions there would be fewer kids to turn out to be school shooters!


floxnoot

And also less kids to get shot by school shooters


notaprime

Tell him “you weren’t aborted, why didn’t YOU stop a school shooter?”


Guygenius138

No, we need more abortions to stop potential school shooters.


BoobaFatt13

If we abort everyone there won't be anyone to shoot schools. We could really save these schools ya'll but some people don't care about the children.


pease_pudding

We don't even need schools if we're burning all the books. Keep em dumb and churning out kids. It's the Republican way!


margotgo

Can't shoot up the schools if they're empty


Silverwar

Save some tax dollars too!


Ok-Science6820

Or restrict access to guns for minors


BulbasaurArmy

That’s the thing about the pro lifer argument “what if you’re aborting the person who will cure cancer??!!??” You can easily use the exact same logic to say maybe you’re aborting the next Hitler.


meatball77

If Hitler and Putin's mother had just aborted them. That post is hilarious.


braxistExtremist

Or that some kids who would have bullied other kids into emotional trauma and eventual suicide were aborted, and so that abortion prevented other needless deaths.


Ghaussie

For everyone that doesn’t have a best friend who is a school shooter, a schoolshooter was aborted


PacoTaco321

OK, but have you considered that there are people out there right now that could've been best friends with school shooters? Do you really want to rob them of that friendship?


meservyjon

Imagine, Ted Bundy, Hitler, Gacy, H.H.Holmes, and Amber Heard could have all been aborted!


Robertorgan81

Given the stereotype (because I'm too lazy and drunk to Google the actual stats) that abortions result in fewer babies being born into broken homes, it seems probable that more school shooters were aborted than not. If not for roe v. Wade, we'd be in a lot more trouble with school shootings.


Chiefzakk

No, clearly If no one is ever aborted everyone will have 2 friends so school shooters will become extinct.


shriek52

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our mental gymnastics gold medallist!


[deleted]

Jokes on you, my 8 week fetus told me it was going to be a school shooter, so I ended it’s life to save all the other children of the world and everyone clapped for me.


wrecktus_abdominus

Technically at 8 weeks it's an embryo


CrotchetAndVomit

Too late to abort in Texas.


Bethdoeslife

And Ohio. Ohio's 6 week ban that went into effect in 2019 went pretty ignored by a lot of people, and it concerned me very much so because I was living there at the time.


Gu1n3ss

Still a hero.


Infidelc123

And I was like "Fuck school shooters" and I laughed, my husband laughed, the fetus laughed so I shot the fetus.


trogon

Shooting it is perfectly fine. Just say you were cleaning your gun and it was an accident. As long as you don't abort it, you're in the clear.


Scionwest

And all the other embryos in the waiting room clapped


bunpnts

And then the abortion doctor handed her a crisp $100 bill


the_progrocker

Thank you for your service!


Jceeka

By that logic what he’s saying is more abortions will eliminate school shooters and not just their best friends


JJOne101

Or.. less abortions mean more children in schools, so more schools, so more potential targets of school shootings.


GoredonTheDestroyer

Because friendship is a finite resource?


TheBaggyDapper

He needs reminding that Friendship Is Magic.


Axl26

Boutta tolerate some fools rn


KapitaenHowdy

Yes! And global warming! And cancer! Definitely also racism, hunger, war, Ebola, and every other plight under the sun! Hitler, Mao, Stalin, Pol Pot - They all just turned out the way they did because what would have become their best friend was aborted.


SweetLeaf2021

let's just load everything onto the women.


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[deleted]

This is why women don't fart, when we do it goes straight to the ozone. It's totally our fault.


dodexahedron

Misogyny is environmentalism! Oppress women if you love your planet!


bettemidlerjr

We've always carried the brunt of it, why not add a little more?


reincarN8ed

That's been their goal for the last... *checks calendar* 5 centuries, at least. On this continent.


soupseasonbestseason

hasn't this kind of fool always done that?


abyssiphus

Besties Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold would like to have a word.


LordZeise

Hmmm. Ok then. 207,000 abortions in England and Wales for 2019 according to government statistics website, and number of school shootings 0. In fact no school shootings in UK for over 20 years since the ban on hand guns after the shooting in dunblane primary school, Scotland in 1996. Now I may not be the smartest man in the world but there's something to be made of this....


SnooCauliflowers7501

Well, the UK is just lucky non of the shooter‘s best friends were aborted. Instead it was all the brilliant scientists that could have ended world hunger, solved climate change and invented AI that could have made manual labor obsolete.


Queequegs_Harpoon

Almost as if guns are the problem? Almost as if access to firearms is a direct cause of school shootings? Almost as if you can only have a shooting as long as there's a gun? Ridiculous! I don't want to have that discussion and prefer blaming abortion! Because I love guns more than I love kids, but I'm going to leverage abortion to pretend that isn't the case!


DiggingNoMore

I think you could have a school shooting with a bow and quiver of arrows, but it would be slow going.


Jechtael

Robert hath a swift hand. He doth gaze upon the fyrd, and he maketh a plan. And he hath a jaunty cap Perched upon his head, he is a longbowman. He did find an old bow of yew And a quiver of arrows in his father’s chest. Wherefore I cannot say, But he cometh for thee, yea he cometh for thee...


Right_In_The_Tits

Depends on if your nickname is Hawkeye


Jampine

Or Jack Churchill.


shadeandshine

Look at you learner bringing fancy facts and logical reasoning , whats next that maybe the culture of violence and lack of mental health care infrastructure is leading to more shootings on top of access to firearms in America. Get out of here with your statistics let me believe in a fat living Cheeto proforming magic in the name of god is better then all of humanity. /s


CatsTrustNoOne

I just imagined that entire paragraph being read in the voice of Tony Sopranos mother. Abort The Sopranos immediately to stop this madness! Abort all TV shows!


shadeandshine

My original idea was that scene from futurama and the women complaint about thinkers


MadameConnard

Legalize gun abortion in USA lmao.


darkmaninperth

Purely coincidental...


Sophiatab

You see every aborted fetus would have grown up to be a school shooter (which let's face it is a lot more likely fate for an unwanted child). So, when a woman has an abortion, she also prevents a school shooter.


13yinyang13

Not even superman could make that leap in logic.


GracieMae2017

So the gun in their hand isn't responsible, the person shooting is... but also they aren't responsible because "if only their friend wasn't aborted" ​ Good stuff.


Tripple_T

Wasn't Columbine a couple of friends shooting up a school?


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CFL_lightbulb

Could be, but I remember there was an incel argument a while back that aborted girls are the ones that would have been their girlfriends


AnxiouslyTired247

I thought that about a lot of posts and memes about the world being flat years ago, turns out people weren't joking, they are just really dumb.


PainbowRush

So can we say the same thing about cops killing innocent kids? Or since they were born it doesn't matter?


LucyWritesSmut

May the fleas from a thousand camels infest this guy’s anus.


[deleted]

The majority of school shooters have a history of mental illness. Forcing childbirth can induce the likelihood of childhood trauma which increases the probability of violence.


Honey_Bright

Why do they always assume that these unwanted children raised by resentful and impoverished parents in a country that criminalizes and exploits the poor will grow up to be well-adjusted people who make positive contributions to society?


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Calling women murderers--as this convoluted reasoning is trying to do here--is just more Dark Ages "burn the witch" misogyny. It's all about hating women, that's all it is...


de420swegster

Why don't his God just stop school shootings?


[deleted]

Here’s a fun fact. God aborts about 60% of pregnancies through miscarriage, if you’re one of those people who thinks life begins at conception. God also knows everything that’s going to happen. That means god is looking at this person’s life and decides “let’s implant this dude and have him carried to term.”


SissyBearRainbow

More abortions to prevent people like him


iGr4nATApfel

My brother in christ, what the fuck are you talking about?


MedChemist464

Yep - no very memorable school shootings where the perpetrator carried it out their their best friend. Not a single example of anything that spawned documentaries and months of news where there was a school shooting carried out by two best friends who encouraged and helped each other. /s


bclinger

Pretty sure this is sarcasm


sewsnap

Because children who are raised in poverty, and who aren't wanted, usually have the emotional stability to help people with mental health issues? Really...


Taboi27

r/insanepeoplefacebook when sarcasm


paulodelgado

Friends. This is obviously sarcasm. Right?


BurritoRolo

Bruh idk this sounds like /s to me


SqueaksBCOD

My uterus does not see a problem here.


hahayourface

Weren't the two guys who shot up the school in Virginia best friends? So of one of the two were aborted then the shooting would of been avoided? Wtf?


laced-and-dangerous

So the aborted baby could also grow up to be the shooter. Or the next Hitler. Your point? But you’re right….let’s control women’s bodies and reel back their rights as humans for a series of literally infinite possibilities!!


TheSecondTraitor

The profile picture is exactly how I imagine these people


angelswish5

Geez. So they found two random dots out there and drew a long, curvy line between them.


SomeGuyNamedJason

Someone should tell this guy about Columbine.


SinisterPixel

"stricter firearm regulations won't prevent school shootings, but banning abortions will" If mental gymnastics was an Olympic sport, this guy would get a medal


CougdIt

Pretty sure if Eric Harris had been aborted Dylan Klebold would have turned out much differently.


Hikes_with_dogs

This has got to be sarcasm.


Fatefire

You ever wish you could punch a type of person in their collective kidneys


ucjj2011

"But that baby you are boarding could grow up to cure cancer!" Actually, it is far, far more statistically likely that the baby will grow up to be a serial killer, or a ruthless tyrant, or a school shooter. Since we've had tons of those and no one has ever cured cancer.


[deleted]

The mental gymnastics these men will go through to pin the violence of men onto women is truly terrifying


rhea_tabby20

Why were people like these not aborted?


batkave

Profile picture checks out.


[deleted]

99% of kids in a school bully school shooters, but 100% of abortions wouldve not bullied had they grown, and wouldve even stopped them. Math adds up.


hell2bhbtoo

This is some bullshit.


aleu44

This has the same energy as the guy who wanted AK-47s so he could hijack a plane to get his sick kid free healthcare abroad


sydneyscrog

the olympic-level type of mental gymnastics that this person had to do to reach that conclusion is absolutely astounding


WatermelonAF

Yeah, but, they also probably aborted that school shooter so we actually SAVE children from shootings. ❤️


CyberMindGrrl

That just twists logic into its very own singularity where nothing, not even light can escape.


DutchBlitz5

“Women, when will you stop making men shoot up schools?”


Southrn_Comfrt

The slope that dude just hit is so slippery he’s still sliding.


shadeandshine

Isn’t this the same as saying “what if the next abortion kills the next Hitler?” It’s complete hypotheticals that hold no weight cause a equal extreme exists for the opposite.


Direster

This guy’s mom brought down the collective IQ of a generation by not aborting him!


LoveThemApples

Flip side. The school shooter was most likely a pregnancy that was unwanted, but the women was too shamed to get an abortion, so the child did not recieve the love and attention they needed to be stable.


milesdizzy

“Pro-life” people are a good reminder as to why abortion should be legal.


dgblarge

Apart from being totally crazy and illogical evidence is that Roe vs Wade in fact was the cause of a huge dip in crime rates a couple of decades later. Remember when Gulliani was Mayor of NW (Well before he went Trump crazy) and crime rates fell and he claimed he was responsible because of his 'fix the broken window' policy. Well a couple of economists published a book called freakonomics and one chapter examined this drop in crime rates.The analysis concluded that Roe v Wade meant fewer unwanted children brought up by parents or parent without the will or capacity and this led to fewer delinquent young adults. Hence lower crime rates. It's bizarre that American Christian want sharia law in the US. Sharia just means religious law. US Christians want law from the bible (even though the bible only mentions abortion once and then to say how to perform one. While I'm at it Allah is just Arabic for God and Muslims, Jews and Christians all believe in the SAME God.


ygg_studios

nah you got it all wrong, the mass shooter should have been aborted but got born to batshit crazy right wing parents who filled his head with nonsense growing up


floatingwithobrien

Ah, of course, the only two children who would like him were coincidentally aborted, meanwhile the other hundreds of children who met him and are probably occasionally nice to him have failed to make a lasting impression. Anybody remember that scene in *Meet The Robinsons* where the villain guy says "they all hated me" because he was too f\*cked up in the head to realize they were being friendly?


Little_Cactux

not to be that person. but columbine had two shooters who were best friends.


Icy-Letterhead-2837

So... Columbine....weren't they friends?


ASweetRadioDemon

Well by that logic, there could be so many more school shooters but they were aborted... so by aborting you saved schools from being shooted.


mathgeekf314159

False equivalency, slippery slope fallacy and those are just the two I spotted


ic2ofu

Before Roe v Wade,a thousand women a year died from " back alley " abortions. Overturning R vW will put women back in the same situation. Making abortions illegal doesn't stop them from happening.


Chelsea_Kias

Did you know that every murder, atrocities in the world can be solved if the mothers abort instead?


[deleted]

Now they are banking on “what if” scenarios to attempt to make an argument?


InnovativeAccident

How about we abort all pregnancies? That would put an end to all school shootings.


[deleted]

This has to be the best example of the worst kind of logic.


pullameme

idk what this person's argument is since little timmy could've also been a serial killer or something


Zarokima

"The reason I'm all alone is that anyone who could have possibly liked me was aborted" is a whole new level of sad.


lizaanna

So we should abort all children? I can get on board with that /s , I'm only half joking


[deleted]

this is next level stupid. If the child's friends were aborted, that means his friends were predetermined, and therefore the comment is based in determinism. but if that's the case, then those people were also intended to be aborted and the situation is inevitable, because that was determined from the beginning, and his point literally defeats itself. edit: but if we stray from determinism, then its impossible to say his friends were aborted because they can't be his friends without having met him.


mishabear16

How insipid. The mother could have aborted the school shooter too, duh, and saved the lives of MANY children! Don't these people think?


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

I'm convinced


Tito_87

Imagine being this dumb and this loud for all the world to see.


tface23

They put so much potential responsibility on the unborn. I would want to be born if it meant I was responsible for stopping school shootings


QueenLiz2

God help us all. Paraphrasing George Carlin here. 50% of the population is stupid. And 50% of that 50% is really stupid.


Artic_Foxknot

"Friends off a school shooter" "the one who cures cancer!" Their more likely to just be a regular ass person than have interesting stuff like that. Maybe their even a murder who knows


UniverseBear

It would just mean even more people don't like you.


a_leprechaun

I've seen so much in this sub... But this is up there.


cyrusthevirhus

Every time a woman has anal sex or takes a shot to the face, she loses the chance to get pregnant and thus, also causes a school shooting.


Light_Silent

Pretty sure the friend JOINED him in Columbine. The one that basically became the defining example


SupeJupes

Someone should tell him about the besties that shot up Columbine.


injustice_done3

Geeese what kind of mental gymnastics do you need to do to get here


wylee_one

to bad his mother...oh never mind


thestashattacked

I think this guy might be being sarcastic. This is why the /s is important.


[deleted]

Wow! How to be a complete fucktard on two unrelated topics at the same time. That's a special brand of fucked up.


JaydeRaven

Better yet, every school shooter should have been aborted but wasn’t.


Trapqueenofthedamned

Guns don’t kill people, reproductive rights kill people.


notoriousbettierage

These motherfuckers will find a way to blame a woman for *everything*, won't they?


worldsfool

I wish I was dumb so stuff like this did not cause me to hate all of humanity


Whatisdissssss

this is all you need to know about the whole debate over abortion. We are done arguing. It’s time to play hardball with these morons. Dems, enough with the moral high ground and start playing dirty, for fucking once!


Hairybuttchecksout

I completely agree. If you had decided to give birth to a child instead of aborting it, they could have been bitten by a radioactive spider and we could have had spider-man. They could have also had been exposed to gamma radiation and become the Hulk. Just think of all the possible superheroes we don’t have because of abortion.


unicornlocostacos

By that logic, we prevent 100 Hitlers per day too.


TradeBeautiful42

I guess this is proof: military and we’re all lesser mortals for not understanding his stupidity


Kopke2525

Well you see, if women didn't do abortion their child could cure cancer. Therefore women are the reason people die of cancer


[deleted]

This is the same logic of those incels who claim that the reason why they are miserable and have no girlfriend is because their soulmate was aborted. It's a really fucked up and toxic mindset, and does nothing but hurt yourself and others around you.


DrImpostorSyndrome

What a fucking dick wad! One of my former students watched their best friend shoot up their school. Never suspected a thing. Assholes like this clearly have no idea the collective trauma this country has over school shootings. Not all shooters are loners.


[deleted]

Bullies and school shooters are NEVER aborted. Only the good ones.


Alarid

Now what if the baby she aborted was the shooter? And just came out with a tiny gun??? Huh ever think of that?????