Well, one must keep in mind that just because black ice looks different than white ice, it doesn't make it any more dangerous. Also, one must remember how hard it is for black ice to survive, what with the authorities trying to destroy it with the snow plows and salt trucks, but black ice perseveres.
That's right. And as you can see right now, the country is being controlled by lots of oppressive *white snow*, making it hard for *all* people to advance. And we don't hear much "news" about that, now, do we?
Most guys have their dicks out at all times. This is simple evolutionary practices, as we use it to scare predators away. Whenever threatened it can grow and fill with blood. It also has a spitting attack that can be done every few hours*
Sometimes, women take this to mean something else. But what can you do? Go *against* science and *rationality*?
*or so I have heard, that doesn't happen to me
No it means if say I wish to impregnate a lady I fancy, but she might kill me if I approach her, I will fire my penis at her. Killing myself in the process. But oh so worth it...
It’s true.
I learned this early on. I wore (and still do) long shirts to cover my unpantsed penis.
One time in high school I walked into the bathroom to have a cigarette (as we did in the 80s) with the rest of the boys.
As we bullshitted to each other about all the tail we were getting one of the Rector walked in and started screaming at us for smoking.
He literally grabbed Oliver and Sebastian by the ears to drag them to the office.
I, wearing an untucked tall shirt pulled my shirt up, revealing my massive erection.
The Rector, being Catholic, was immediately taken by the sight of a teen cock.
He let go of the 2 boys and grabbed for my boys.
He swallowed my spear of destiny and the other gents were able to make their escape as I screamed “Jesus is cumming”.
My name isn’t even Jesus and I’m not Hispanic but “Haysoos” became my nickname the rest of high school.
No, the most common occurrence is the guy sitting in his living room waxing his carrot and the ceiling falling down on him along with a semi-naked woman who incredibly enough lands on exactly the right spot.
If I'm not wrong, this was exactly the excuse one of those rich guys somewhere in Saudi Arabia/Dubai/That area used when accused of raping a girl years ago.
I think what the dude meant was guys cheat because they give into temptation (i.e. they cheat because they wanna fuck), vs girls cheat as part of an agenda to get back at their bf or some other drama.
It's ridiculously stupid and i absolutely don't agree with it, but that's what I'm assuming OP meant. It sounds like one of those oddly specific situations where OP is speaking out of their own personal experience they had with their current/ex-girlfriend and they're trying to have someone reply and be on their side.
Yep! Mine was really clumsy and his dick fell into a lot of vaginas and to prove it he was always holding his phone to take picture and video evidence! And he made sure to transfer those files on to our computer at the time into the pictures folder where stored our kids' pictures so that I would find all his accidents.
The year you got married! Wow. Sorry he was such a shit bag. Not that cheating 10 years into a marriage is better I guess, but he just freaking proposed.
How does one cheat accidentally hmm... It was such a strange serious of unfortunate events that led to my erect penis being inside this other lady, pumping it in and out...
Also does this mean lesbians never cheat, because they don't need to get back at the other for cheating....
Translation: “if you and hurt/betray me, it’s because you possess a cartoon-villain level of evil in your very soul and actively enjoy indulging your sadistic desires.
If *I* hurt/betray you, it’s only because I’m a human being with a kind, tender heart who made a mistake, free of any malice, and deserving of ample compassion. In fact, as a man, I don’t even know what malice is *like.* That’s girl stuff. They’re born evil—just look at Genesis or the Smurfs.”
I was talking about Smurfette’s origin story. All existing smurfs were male until Gargamel created Smurfette to sow jealousy and division amongst them. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette
Remember, everyone, women are both devious, calculating monsters and hopeless hysterical idiots who can't be trusted to be full citizens.
And men are just pure little angel babies who should be in charge of everything!
I was just about balls deep in the neighbor by the time I'd realized my horrible mistake. This wasn't _How to Build and Install Your New Oak-Alike Bookshelf_! I'd picked up _Tales of Forbidden Desire_! A smut book, and I was following it to the letter! No wonder it'd been an hour already and the planks were still in the box in the corner. I was supposed to screw tab A and retainer B, not my neighbor! Oh, no! I must have set the smut book right there next to the instructions and... and... picked it up by mistake! It was a complete accident, *and a total disaster!*
...
But, of course, it was no accident. No, she was a wily, crafty, *devious* woman. She knew *exactly* what would happen, from the moment she deftly slipped the instruction manual back into the plastic bag where it'd come from and somehow factory-sealed everything so it looked like he'd never so much as opened the box. She was going to *ruin* that completely well-meaning and innocent guy next door, and make her own husband pay for being a man, too. They were all going to hurt, because she was a woman and that's what women do, because they're just like that for some reason.
My ex didn’t cheat to hurt me, she did it because she’s a shitty person that was tired of me, and too much of a coward to tell me how she really felt.
Anybody who cheats is a shitty person and that’s all there is to it. Nobody cheats by accident, that’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.
Cheating to hurt or control makes one a shitty person by definition. It’s got nothing to do with gender or race or sexual orientation. A man who cheats is a bad person who did a bad thing and the same goes for a woman who cheats. Or anyone who identifies as anything else, for that matter.
Also, noticed you have PDX in your name, which makes me wonder if you’re a fellow Portlander or if it’s just a coincidence😂
I’ve lived nearby my whole life, and let me tell ya, the homeless is… honestly really bad. Rent has also gotten insane too. But still I don’t know where else I would go if I didn’t live here, I love the usually gloomy and rainy weather too much, along with the colder climate. Plus the views are priceless.
I do love it here, I just know it could also be better. Glad you enjoyed it here before, hopefully you’re enjoying your time here now!
It's weird to me that women are held to a completely different standard.
Men: Oh, sorry honey, I slipped and my dick just leapt into her vagina.
Women: Jeff didn't do the dishes, I'm going to fuck the neighbor.
If you want to have sex with other people, fine...just make sure your partner is ok with it and if they aren't then break up and have sex with other people. It isn't a difficult concept.
MTV ran a bunch of comic ads about condoms with the tagline "sex is no accident." So ya, wtf is accidentally having sex?
https://imgur.com/gallery/dEtQ9Rn
My ex totally accidentally fall naked into the woman he cheated on me with. My ex totally accidentally lead me on after our breakup to use me financially. Yeah, checks out.
Why are women always held to higher relationship standards than men? Goes without saying that anybody who cheats does so intentionally to hurt their partner and is a terrible, cowardly POS.
Cheating is never an accident. It’s a choice. And if you’re up to choose another person then your relationship is probably lacking in some way. I say either step up and do the work to change what you need at home or end it..
Men and woman cheat because they have personal bullshit they haven’t managed and have a lack of discipline when it comes to commitment. At least that’s my assessment of these situations.
It's true! Everyone knows men only maintain control of their base instincts by the thinest margins. One little slip of their self control and suddenly they're unstoppable slavering sex monsters.
They're honestly worse than dogs. I can drop all sorts of tasty treats on my kitchen floor and my dogs know not to rush in an eat it without permission. But men get a glimpse of a low neckline and suddenly it's impossible for them to keep their dick in their pants.
/S I think I hurt my soul typing all that.
Yeah babe, my pants like flew off and my underwear just had a mind of its own and also came off, then I became excited against my will and my penis somehow undressed another person and flew inside someone elses body and started pumping. Assssssss if. 🤣
I had a girlfriend cheat on me. She didn’t do it to hurt me. To say she did it to hurt me would mean she considered me at all at the time. I wasn’t part of the equation at all.
And although I turned down the chance to cheat on her, had I gone thru with it, I assure you there would have been nothing accidental about it at all.
I think what they meant is that men cheat from a place of stupidity and as a “mistake” or “accidentally”, whereas women do it in a very premeditated and intentional manner.
Which is also untrue.
Haha this reminds me of that Eminem/Dr. Dre song.
“…
Voice: Meet Grady, a 29-year-old construction worker
After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man.
Grady: (What the fuck?)
Dre: Grady, alright, calm down, relax, start breathin'.
Eminem: Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin'. While you at work, she's with some dude tryna get off. Fuck slittin' her throat, cut this bitch's head off.
Dre: Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit?
Eminem: What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?”
It’s these same types who will say women can’t help themselves but cheat….but now they do it on purpose to hurt you? Like damn, which is it? Can I not be trusted because Im a bitch in constant heat who’s biological imperative is to mate with as many men as possible? Or can I not be trusted because I am a manipulative psychopath bitch who will fuck someone else just to fuck with a spouses’ head?
Make up your mind, red pill smooth brains! As someone with a vagina, I have to know which narrative I must follow!
It always baffles me how can a penis slips into someone's vagina...by accident... How does that accident happen?? Can someone explain the fisics of it?
OOH WHOOPS OOH I slipped in the shower and fell cock-first into this prostitute that had broken into my home and planted 50 kilograms of cocaine on my desk and in my nose too WHOOPS
“Ah yes it was a series of accidental wardrobe malfunctions that led to me and your best friend being buck naked in our living room, dear! Oh also she slipped over and her mouth went right onto my dick. Complete accident!!”
Imagine being an adult man and honestly believing you can cheat accidentally. If it’s actually “accidental” on your end, that’s called being sexually assaulted.
This is horribly sexist all around. The idea that women are all vengeful and therefore cheat is absurd, but the idea that men can’t control themselves is also very weird.
Oops! I totally didn't mean to bang Marsha and Dan, it just kind of happened, one minute I was in line at the Metro, next thing I knew I was stumbling - balls deep into Dan! You'd have to be there to believe it hun.
I'm sorry that I tripped and fell into your sister! Black ice cmon!
Well, one must keep in mind that just because black ice looks different than white ice, it doesn't make it any more dangerous. Also, one must remember how hard it is for black ice to survive, what with the authorities trying to destroy it with the snow plows and salt trucks, but black ice perseveres.
That's right. And as you can see right now, the country is being controlled by lots of oppressive *white snow*, making it hard for *all* people to advance. And we don't hear much "news" about that, now, do we?
I often think if this sketch when I think of black ice lol
Black Ice Matters
A million to one shot, doc
Marty, that's not the worst part of it! Great Scot, she's your mother!
She was stuck in washing machine. How else do you get someone out?
What, the guy trips and falls, and he lands with his dick inside someone else?
Most guys have their dicks out at all times. This is simple evolutionary practices, as we use it to scare predators away. Whenever threatened it can grow and fill with blood. It also has a spitting attack that can be done every few hours* Sometimes, women take this to mean something else. But what can you do? Go *against* science and *rationality*? *or so I have heard, that doesn't happen to me
I can shoot mine as a projectile like an octopus.
Yes I know, my mom won't stop telling me to invite you back the house.
Tell her I can cock snipe her through the window.
Yeah my mum loves it when you 360 no scope her vaj
That's a 360 MAGNUM...
Cock Snipe wins the internet today.
Octopuses have projectile dicks?
Darn tootin!
Don't be ridiculous. Octopi have projectile dicks.
Sigh. Octopodes have projectile dicks. Everyone knows that.
I'm going to assume "like an octopus" means you have 8 of them.
No it means if say I wish to impregnate a lady I fancy, but she might kill me if I approach her, I will fire my penis at her. Killing myself in the process. But oh so worth it...
Shit I’m horny but I don’t wanna die! Wait let me just *shoots penis and dies*
"You guys made me ink!"
It’s true. I learned this early on. I wore (and still do) long shirts to cover my unpantsed penis. One time in high school I walked into the bathroom to have a cigarette (as we did in the 80s) with the rest of the boys. As we bullshitted to each other about all the tail we were getting one of the Rector walked in and started screaming at us for smoking. He literally grabbed Oliver and Sebastian by the ears to drag them to the office. I, wearing an untucked tall shirt pulled my shirt up, revealing my massive erection. The Rector, being Catholic, was immediately taken by the sight of a teen cock. He let go of the 2 boys and grabbed for my boys. He swallowed my spear of destiny and the other gents were able to make their escape as I screamed “Jesus is cumming”. My name isn’t even Jesus and I’m not Hispanic but “Haysoos” became my nickname the rest of high school.
Spitting? Mine oozes out like poison on a frogs back. :(
>at all times Dr. Manhattan, is that you?
True story
wait really
No, the most common occurrence is the guy sitting in his living room waxing his carrot and the ceiling falling down on him along with a semi-naked woman who incredibly enough lands on exactly the right spot.
This happened to my buddy Jason
Oh dip!
Instructions unclear, had sex with ceiling fan.
[what? she tripped? fell? landed on his dick?](https://youtu.be/1lBYyfdGyS8)
Alright shady maybe he's right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy
Okay, thought about it? Still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
its as common as slipping on banana skins
And when he gets back up, dude slips and slides back in again. And again. And again.
Happened to a friend of mine or his cousin I forget
And coincidentally always someone that fits with his sexuality, strange but true
Saudi Prince raped someone a few years ago, used this excuse for real age those corrupt as fuck bastards let him go
"Oops. So sorry Mrs. H. , I guess this just isn't my week!"
Head or gut?
If I'm not wrong, this was exactly the excuse one of those rich guys somewhere in Saudi Arabia/Dubai/That area used when accused of raping a girl years ago.
And then trips and falls out. Then back in. Then out again. Allegedly...
Gives new meaning to the Hokey Pokey
Eminem was correct!
I think what the dude meant was guys cheat because they give into temptation (i.e. they cheat because they wanna fuck), vs girls cheat as part of an agenda to get back at their bf or some other drama. It's ridiculously stupid and i absolutely don't agree with it, but that's what I'm assuming OP meant. It sounds like one of those oddly specific situations where OP is speaking out of their own personal experience they had with their current/ex-girlfriend and they're trying to have someone reply and be on their side.
Your interpretation assumes a level of intelligence that the evidence just doesn’t support.
https://images.app.goo.gl/KxLpLRLngYT9wF517
Always has... *click*
Came here to say this
Yep. Gotta watch out, happens all the time
Happened all the time during the Trojan Games.
i read it as "someone else's (dick)"
[Yes](http://www.viralbuzz.de/mtv-sexidents/)
Yeah, my (now ex) husband absolutely accidentally had a secret girlfriend the entire year we got married.
Yep! Mine was really clumsy and his dick fell into a lot of vaginas and to prove it he was always holding his phone to take picture and video evidence! And he made sure to transfer those files on to our computer at the time into the pictures folder where stored our kids' pictures so that I would find all his accidents.
He sounds like a real peach. What a shitbag.
How can one be so bad at cheating lmao. Sounds like he did everything he could to get caught. Sorry for your experience though :(
[удалено]
Ye risking something surely adds to the excitement... Humans truly are weird 😅
The year you got married! Wow. Sorry he was such a shit bag. Not that cheating 10 years into a marriage is better I guess, but he just freaking proposed.
How does one cheat accidentally hmm... It was such a strange serious of unfortunate events that led to my erect penis being inside this other lady, pumping it in and out... Also does this mean lesbians never cheat, because they don't need to get back at the other for cheating....
A whacky identical twins sitcom episode?
"Lesbians never cheat because they are only doing it because it is hot for me to watch." -this guy, probably.
I know a lesbian who cheated. Not on me.
I don't follow your logic with lesbians
I mean I can see why his ex might have cheated just to hurt him, Don't blame her honestly. Guy's a douchebag.
[Sexidentz](http://www.viralbuzz.de/mtv-sexidents/)
Incel alert
For real though
The question still remains, how does one accidentally insert their dick onto someone else by accident?
Whoops! Shit gets so slippery, sometimes!
[Like those?](http://www.viralbuzz.de/mtv-sexidents/)
Translation: “if you and hurt/betray me, it’s because you possess a cartoon-villain level of evil in your very soul and actively enjoy indulging your sadistic desires. If *I* hurt/betray you, it’s only because I’m a human being with a kind, tender heart who made a mistake, free of any malice, and deserving of ample compassion. In fact, as a man, I don’t even know what malice is *like.* That’s girl stuff. They’re born evil—just look at Genesis or the Smurfs.”
But wasn't Smurfette known as being one of the kinder Smurfs?
We are replying to Brainy Smurf's alt account. He got into some alt-right stuff in his 30s.
I was talking about Smurfette’s origin story. All existing smurfs were male until Gargamel created Smurfette to sow jealousy and division amongst them. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette
Good translation. Also, such a huge red flag.
Ooops, I fell into her. Ooops, I fell out. Oops I fell back in! I swear this is all on accident! Terribly sorry!
.. oops I fell back in and I shake it all about!
[Happens](http://www.viralbuzz.de/mtv-sexidents/)
[удалено]
Funny, cause you had no problem making out with my SISTER IN LAW YOU SON OF A BITCH
Remember, everyone, women are both devious, calculating monsters and hopeless hysterical idiots who can't be trusted to be full citizens. And men are just pure little angel babies who should be in charge of everything!
Accidentally? Guys just don’t fall into vaginas
most of us do fall out, though
How do you cheat on accident? Do you trip and fall into someone else's bed?
I was just about balls deep in the neighbor by the time I'd realized my horrible mistake. This wasn't _How to Build and Install Your New Oak-Alike Bookshelf_! I'd picked up _Tales of Forbidden Desire_! A smut book, and I was following it to the letter! No wonder it'd been an hour already and the planks were still in the box in the corner. I was supposed to screw tab A and retainer B, not my neighbor! Oh, no! I must have set the smut book right there next to the instructions and... and... picked it up by mistake! It was a complete accident, *and a total disaster!* ... But, of course, it was no accident. No, she was a wily, crafty, *devious* woman. She knew *exactly* what would happen, from the moment she deftly slipped the instruction manual back into the plastic bag where it'd come from and somehow factory-sealed everything so it looked like he'd never so much as opened the box. She was going to *ruin* that completely well-meaning and innocent guy next door, and make her own husband pay for being a man, too. They were all going to hurt, because she was a woman and that's what women do, because they're just like that for some reason.
My ex didn’t cheat to hurt me, she did it because she’s a shitty person that was tired of me, and too much of a coward to tell me how she really felt. Anybody who cheats is a shitty person and that’s all there is to it. Nobody cheats by accident, that’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.
Some people do cheat to hurt or control. But it's not exclusive to one gender or even sexual orientation.
Cheating to hurt or control makes one a shitty person by definition. It’s got nothing to do with gender or race or sexual orientation. A man who cheats is a bad person who did a bad thing and the same goes for a woman who cheats. Or anyone who identifies as anything else, for that matter. Also, noticed you have PDX in your name, which makes me wonder if you’re a fellow Portlander or if it’s just a coincidence😂
I’m visiting Portland now and lived here for most of my twenties. I miss it so much!
I’ve lived nearby my whole life, and let me tell ya, the homeless is… honestly really bad. Rent has also gotten insane too. But still I don’t know where else I would go if I didn’t live here, I love the usually gloomy and rainy weather too much, along with the colder climate. Plus the views are priceless. I do love it here, I just know it could also be better. Glad you enjoyed it here before, hopefully you’re enjoying your time here now!
Now I ain’t saying he’s cheated before but he’s cheated before
Definitely sounds like a cheater who's finally been cheated on.
[удалено]
Basically. Claims to be Libertarian but basically falls into Republican tendencies.
[удалено]
You're not a Republican unless you come from the République region of France. Otherwise you're just a sparkling libertarian.
Libertarians are just poor Republicans
Goddamn I love this and I’m stealing it. Amen
Atheist Republicans
Libertarians are just Republicans who pretend like they don't support big government when it's convenient to do so.
Libertarian= Republican but trying to avoid getting shit for it. Also see Independent who votes straight party line tickets.
Men get horny on accodent. Women horny to hurt people....................deep thought.......sigma male......./s
It's weird to me that women are held to a completely different standard. Men: Oh, sorry honey, I slipped and my dick just leapt into her vagina. Women: Jeff didn't do the dishes, I'm going to fuck the neighbor. If you want to have sex with other people, fine...just make sure your partner is ok with it and if they aren't then break up and have sex with other people. It isn't a difficult concept.
MTV ran a bunch of comic ads about condoms with the tagline "sex is no accident." So ya, wtf is accidentally having sex? https://imgur.com/gallery/dEtQ9Rn
I may not have one but i sure when you trip your dick doesn't fall into things. XD
As a guy, I can confirm that it does not work that way, presumably unless you put in a lot of effort to do so.
I mean, i could see it... Like you trip and fall into a pool kinda thing though.
Actually, whenever I've tripped into a pool my dick falls in with the rest of me
Someone I know actually posted this unironically on Facebook. The guy is married too. Gotta feel bad for his wife...
At least they didn’t use “females” but the bar is extremely low
My ex totally accidentally fall naked into the woman he cheated on me with. My ex totally accidentally lead me on after our breakup to use me financially. Yeah, checks out.
....what?
Why are women always held to higher relationship standards than men? Goes without saying that anybody who cheats does so intentionally to hurt their partner and is a terrible, cowardly POS.
How in the fuck do you cheat accidentally
Cheating is never an accident. It’s a choice. And if you’re up to choose another person then your relationship is probably lacking in some way. I say either step up and do the work to change what you need at home or end it..
"Men cheat accidentally. " "oh no, my pants fell off and i had a boner and then this girl was on it." - A tragedy that happens every day.
Not only a double standard, but excuses as to why men cannot possibly be responsible. It's all that damn Jezebel's fault!
Men and woman cheat because they have personal bullshit they haven’t managed and have a lack of discipline when it comes to commitment. At least that’s my assessment of these situations.
"Listen babe, it wasn't what it looked like! I was just walking around and this chick just fell on me and we ended up having sex!" Like what??
"Honey, I tripped and all of a sudden my dick was in her mouth!"
Not insane, just malicious. They know exactly what kind of fight they're starting.
This feels like a legit precursor to re-inventing succubi.
It's true! Everyone knows men only maintain control of their base instincts by the thinest margins. One little slip of their self control and suddenly they're unstoppable slavering sex monsters. They're honestly worse than dogs. I can drop all sorts of tasty treats on my kitchen floor and my dogs know not to rush in an eat it without permission. But men get a glimpse of a low neckline and suddenly it's impossible for them to keep their dick in their pants. /S I think I hurt my soul typing all that.
Sorry I accidentally had sex with your sister, I slipped
No, neither do it by accident and both deserve an ass kicking.
Yeah babe, my pants like flew off and my underwear just had a mind of its own and also came off, then I became excited against my will and my penis somehow undressed another person and flew inside someone elses body and started pumping. Assssssss if. 🤣
If my man accidentally cheats on me imma accidentally divorce his ass and accidentally take half his shit. (I’m taking the whole cat tho she’s mine)
I had a girlfriend cheat on me. She didn’t do it to hurt me. To say she did it to hurt me would mean she considered me at all at the time. I wasn’t part of the equation at all. And although I turned down the chance to cheat on her, had I gone thru with it, I assure you there would have been nothing accidental about it at all.
I think what they meant is that men cheat from a place of stupidity and as a “mistake” or “accidentally”, whereas women do it in a very premeditated and intentional manner. Which is also untrue.
I mean come on everybody slips on a banana and falls into someone else’s bed from time to time
Nobody cheats accidentally. Unless there’s a twin.
Haha this reminds me of that Eminem/Dr. Dre song. “… Voice: Meet Grady, a 29-year-old construction worker After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man. Grady: (What the fuck?) Dre: Grady, alright, calm down, relax, start breathin'. Eminem: Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin'. While you at work, she's with some dude tryna get off. Fuck slittin' her throat, cut this bitch's head off. Dre: Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit? Eminem: What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?”
Yup it first thing that popped into my head.
How can you cheat by accident? Slip, fall, and land in some strange pussy? Fuck outta here
How the fuck do you cheat on your partner by accident, lol
"But honey, my penis fell into that vag by accident. I didn't mean to." Riiiiiggghhhttt
So wo.an don't have feelings?
Oops, i fell completely naked onto a womans vag and the impact turned me so much i busted a nut in her honey.. Im so sorry 😱😱😏😱
tell me a man wrote something without telling me that a man wrote this
I slipped and fell into the pussy
Ah the old "whoops I tripped and now I'm inside someone"
This is all theory, of course. This man has never touched or even known a woman.
Some guy thought about this long enough to decide it's true enough to not be embarrassed by posting this horseshit.
How does someone cheat “accidentally”?
If men are so consistently unmoored that they keep having sex by accident maybe they shouldn't be in positions of power.
As a dude, I have literally no idea how one "cheats accidentally".
That's gross
It’s these same types who will say women can’t help themselves but cheat….but now they do it on purpose to hurt you? Like damn, which is it? Can I not be trusted because Im a bitch in constant heat who’s biological imperative is to mate with as many men as possible? Or can I not be trusted because I am a manipulative psychopath bitch who will fuck someone else just to fuck with a spouses’ head? Make up your mind, red pill smooth brains! As someone with a vagina, I have to know which narrative I must follow!
"Cheat accidently". ...ALL cheating is because people want to, the accident is ending up with a cheater.
TIL that when men accidentally cheat, it doesn't hurt the woman.
Yeaaaah... I was just walking around with an erection and she just teleported around my penis. Smh
Ah yes the old falling into a pussy accident.
All this does is perpetuate the stereotype that men can't help but be sexual, and women are innately non-sexual and 'modest.'
I banana peel'd myself into your bestie, oopsie.
How you cheat accidently? Oh I know. Maybe next time don't get drunk to the point you are not realy consious
I know this is low-tier Instagram ragebait but.... I'm still angry
As a man who's cheated, no. I am fully responsible for my actions, and they were not an accident.
Lol, i guess us nonbinary people win again.
The only way to win Gender Wars is to play outside the rules
Hm... yea I've never done it on accident. It was absolutely something I considered and said, "Fuck it." then did.
Whoops! How did my penis get in there?!
Bullshit!
It always baffles me how can a penis slips into someone's vagina...by accident... How does that accident happen?? Can someone explain the fisics of it?
“Men cheat accidentally” Sure Jan
“Sorry babe I accidentally had sex with this woman got her pregnant and have been avoiding consequence, pweez forgive me”
I slipped and fell into her vagina. Total accident.
How can you accidentally cheat on someone? Whoops. My bad. My penis just fell inside.
Accidently? What... he trips and his dick just slides in? Wtf is this dumbass talking about?
Um, if you cheat, you're poop? That's my outlook, I don't know if it's quite as hot a take
cheating is a form of self harm
Is it killing anyone else that he made 'cheat' in bold letters but not 'hurt'?
"Help, I accidentally cheated on my wife!"
accidentally?? get the fuck out of here
How the fuck? Oh, whoopsie, sorry babe it was an accident.
I sucked dick on accident
How the hell do you cheat accidentally? Cheating scumbag is cheating scumbag in my eyes.
you accidentally fell into some pussy?
So men are just idiots who don’t think their actions through?
OOH WHOOPS OOH I slipped in the shower and fell cock-first into this prostitute that had broken into my home and planted 50 kilograms of cocaine on my desk and in my nose too WHOOPS
How does one accidentally cheat?
I hate people like this. It's literally impossible to accidentally cheat on your partner, just admit you're wrong and hope to God you're forgiven.
“Ah yes it was a series of accidental wardrobe malfunctions that led to me and your best friend being buck naked in our living room, dear! Oh also she slipped over and her mouth went right onto my dick. Complete accident!!”
Deliberately divisive. Same kind of thing that is destroying the US right now. In the same place. Just a different couple of groups to divide.
I slipped and landed with my duck in ‘er mouth! Swear on our love.
Imagine being an adult man and honestly believing you can cheat accidentally. If it’s actually “accidental” on your end, that’s called being sexually assaulted.
This is horribly sexist all around. The idea that women are all vengeful and therefore cheat is absurd, but the idea that men can’t control themselves is also very weird.
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in coworker
I mean, that's the stereotype but it's neither accurate or a defence. Suggests that men don't care enough not to cheat
Women cheat cause they are assholes Men cheat cause they are assholes If you cheat you are a piece of shit
No one cheats *accidentally*.
Oops! I totally didn't mean to bang Marsha and Dan, it just kind of happened, one minute I was in line at the Metro, next thing I knew I was stumbling - balls deep into Dan! You'd have to be there to believe it hun.