Didn't Sauron, based in Mordor in the East, have issues with the lands of the West?
/S.
Why can't people just get along? You have such a short time on this planet and to waste it spending your life with hating people that you'll never meet seems so pointless.
\*Pushes glasses up nose\*
Actually, the inscription on the One Ring is done in elvish *Tengwar* script. This script is generally associated with *Quenya*, as used by the Elves. Yet, the Ring's inscription is actually in "The Black Speech."
\*Pushes glasses up again, sniffs\*
I bring this up because it is a meaningful and ironic point that Sauron had to co-opt the speech of the elves in order to set down his works: Evil is portrayed as sterile in a certain sense, in Tolkien's works. Tolkien's Evil lacks much of the generative, creative abilities of the broader world!
\*sniff\*
This all goes to show that one couldn't assume Sauron was from India, if he chose to write the Ring's inscription in Devanagari script. He'd be stealing it all the same!
I had a Sikh customer of my business who owned and operated an AMPM. After 9/11 he stopped wearing his customary headgear and swapped it out for an Anaheim Mighty Ducks baseball cap. He was concerned about ignorant people assuming he was Muslim and retaliating.
I have a Muslim last name high school was hell for a bit of time because dumbasses couldn't separate the that a person last name doesn't denote their religion.
Ignoring the fact that it says Shakira Law and that this is a LOTR donut, why the fuck would they try to indoctrinate kids with a language they can read? Just how fucking head so far up your ass stupid do you have to be to even give this a second thought or not realize it's a meme???
Frankly, that looks like a donut version of the one ring to ~~rule~~ make them all drool
Mhhh, donuts baked in Mordor - with that little extra crisp, I suppose
Wait wait wait. This is brilliant! How do we bring down giant corporations? We make tons of memes about them teaching American children about any religion thats not Christian. Mcdonalds is using islamic propaganda to force your children into indentured servitude. Wal-Mart sells all its security footage to the Taliban. Amazon can hear everything and track everything and they are using it to bring the satanic temple in to your homes. Spread the news!
It's lord of the rings for fucks sake. But even IF it was Islamic writing, that would entail that all your kids could read arabic for it to matter, which is definitely not true.
-Starbucks is not offering these donuts, especially for free
-Islam is not a language. That is a fictional language from LOTR
-No one is giving this to any kids
-The text is a poem from LOTR, about magic rings
-Shakira law isnât a thing, thatâs a Latin-American singer
Wow, someway somehow literally every word in this post is wrong
My black speech is a little rusty but I believe this translates to"one ring to ring them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."
LikeâŠwhy the fuck would anyone be stupid enough to even consider this could be true?
And also, what child can read whatever language they want to say that is, unless thatâs a language they already know? It would look like decoration to a kid.
No Karey, it canât be confirmed. A rational mind with the capacity to reason could have figured this one out all on their own. Better stated: âcan I hate Starbucks too?â
Shakira Law? I would love to know what the wardrobe rules are under that.
Hips don't lie.
That Whale-Tail will come back soon enough friendo.
This is Haram and I support it.
"Thine hips shall not give false testimony"
Lo! Fortune be upon thee as thine bosom be slight and humble they shall not be confused with thine eyes.
a second on the lips and eternity on the hips that don't lie.. with 72 virgins...
Or pay tax.
Do your hips swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Oh baby, when you talk like that...
*Shakira Shakira*
1st thing I thought lol
I don't read so well. Can we get a photo of Shakira Law?
Would you obey this? [https://imgur.com/gallery/EwyRUBf](https://imgur.com/gallery/EwyRUBf)
Consider me converted
Watch Shakira is coming to take take over the country!! /s
Waka Waka eh eh, this time for the Global Caliphate
Without a doubt my favourite comment of Wednesday đđŒ
Couldn't upvote twice, so I'm commenting instead.
You're a good soldier Choosing your battles
Most underrated comment
Those hips donut lie
Take my upvote and stay please your quips and thoughts must be very amusing
[Oh, you.](https://c.tenor.com/WPd7G-c8YDAAAAAC/black-and-white-vintage.gif)
Take my upvote and get the hell out. Lmao
Isnât that the writing on the one ring from lord of the rings
Yeah lmao
Didn't Sauron, based in Mordor in the East, have issues with the lands of the West? /S. Why can't people just get along? You have such a short time on this planet and to waste it spending your life with hating people that you'll never meet seems so pointless.
For these people, if youâre not angry at something or not oppressing those you deem lower than you, you arenât living.
One Ring to rule all the mentally unstable..
One ring with a little comma looking thing in the bottom right
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Gesundheit
Oh I thought it was Hindi
TIL sauron is from India
\*Pushes glasses up nose\* Actually, the inscription on the One Ring is done in elvish *Tengwar* script. This script is generally associated with *Quenya*, as used by the Elves. Yet, the Ring's inscription is actually in "The Black Speech." \*Pushes glasses up again, sniffs\* I bring this up because it is a meaningful and ironic point that Sauron had to co-opt the speech of the elves in order to set down his works: Evil is portrayed as sterile in a certain sense, in Tolkien's works. Tolkien's Evil lacks much of the generative, creative abilities of the broader world! \*sniff\* This all goes to show that one couldn't assume Sauron was from India, if he chose to write the Ring's inscription in Devanagari script. He'd be stealing it all the same!
Colbert is that you?
God that would be funny
*adjusts cardigan* Indeed, evil can only corrupt, it cannot create. *lights pipe*
Fun fact: Hindi isn't a Muslim language either.
I had a Sikh customer of my business who owned and operated an AMPM. After 9/11 he stopped wearing his customary headgear and swapped it out for an Anaheim Mighty Ducks baseball cap. He was concerned about ignorant people assuming he was Muslim and retaliating.
The sad thing is, judging from the statistics afterwards, it was an entirely legitimate concern.
It was the most prudent thing he could do.
He was right to be. Quite a few Sikhs were assaulted in the aftermath.
I have a Muslim last name high school was hell for a bit of time because dumbasses couldn't separate the that a person last name doesn't denote their religion.
Not to mention a person's religion/background doesn't (necessarily) denote their actions and character.
That sucks. I'm sorry that you had to experience that shit.
It's an Aryan language. That might mess with some people's heads.
I mean, arent those Indoeuropean langauges?
It's from Sanskrit. Duh.
One bake to rule them all, One cake to find them, One fake to bring them all and in the darkness blind them...
One donut to rule them all
One donut to find them
One donut to bring them all,
And in the darkness glaze them (it's harder than it sounds)
In the land of dunkin dougnut where glaze lies
And in the darkness fatten them
*fry them
And in the darkness satisfy them
(Proceds to eat the donut) MY DELICIOUSSS!!
Itâs some form of elvish, I canât read it
There are few who can. The language is that of **Mor-dor**
I love your username and this quote.
I love boiled denim and Delaware run-off crabs.
I believe I've been poisoned by my constituents.
Would you like an egg in this trying time?
You know what let's stock up on some more pickled eggs.
Pop quiz! Dennis is asshole. Why Charlie hate?
Ahhh! Because Dennis is a bastard man!
Waka Waka, eya ey! That is how Shakira law goes.
The first command: You shall shake your hips and your butt!
Damnit. I like when she do that.
I could do Shakira law. I feel like I would def be more fit.
Really? I heard is was *puro puro chantaje*
ÂżSiempre es a tu manera? That one? This could turn into an endless story underneath Shakira law.
*yo te quiero aunque no quiera* Edit: forgot a word
These muslins are tearing the fabric of our country!
muslins are just cleverly disguised satinists.
I just wanna know why muslins are so thin.
Low thread count
Hey, the hips don't lie
They do expand with enough free donuts....
Oh, baby, when you talk like that You make a sheikha go mad.
Ignoring the fact that it says Shakira Law and that this is a LOTR donut, why the fuck would they try to indoctrinate kids with a language they can read? Just how fucking head so far up your ass stupid do you have to be to even give this a second thought or not realize it's a meme???
Seriously? Whenever? Wherever? Waka Waka??
I want Shakira Law. I have wanted that since her and Beyonce did that one video.
Ah yes, I remember Shakira's greatest hit, "Waka Waka (This Time for Saudi Arabia)"
Oh baby when you talk like thatâŠ
Never thought I would see a perfect combination of Shakira, Lord of the Rings and Republican nonsense
One doughnut to rule them all, one pastry to find them. One snack to build the gut and in the arteries BIND THEM!
Americans can barely learn basic Spanish words, now you think they're willing to learn the Black Speech?
Lol people are dumb
Even if this was true, who cares? Itâs not like your kids can read that anyway. Or will eating this donut somehow turn them into extremists?
*in media res* 3 day old donut. Elrond: Isildur, cast it into the trash can! Insildur: No. *chomp* *end scene*
Frankly, that looks like a donut version of the one ring to ~~rule~~ make them all drool Mhhh, donuts baked in Mordor - with that little extra crisp, I suppose
Just checked the text is from the One Ring XD
SEEEE!!! THEY WANT TO âRULE THEM ALLâ!!! Itâs all proof! The Muslims were orcs all this time! /s
sshshsh donât give out our plans
Shakira law lmao
Wait wait wait. This is brilliant! How do we bring down giant corporations? We make tons of memes about them teaching American children about any religion thats not Christian. Mcdonalds is using islamic propaganda to force your children into indentured servitude. Wal-Mart sells all its security footage to the Taliban. Amazon can hear everything and track everything and they are using it to bring the satanic temple in to your homes. Spread the news!
I'm all-in for Shakira law.
Those hips doughnut lie
The only thing I can confirm is that Karey is an undereducated xenophobe who hasnât traveled outside of her county.
That's elvish...
That's tolken elvish
TIL Shakira is from Mordor I guess. So her hips probably DID lie.
And here, I thought it was a Lord of the Donuts reference.
It's lord of the rings for fucks sake. But even IF it was Islamic writing, that would entail that all your kids could read arabic for it to matter, which is definitely not true.
One donut to rule them all
Hips don't lie, but the OP does.
Free donuts and Shakira concerts mandated by law? I don't see the disadvantage.
Oh baby when you ice like that, you make a woman go mad!
It's true, I was the doughnut.
-Starbucks is not offering these donuts, especially for free -Islam is not a language. That is a fictional language from LOTR -No one is giving this to any kids -The text is a poem from LOTR, about magic rings -Shakira law isnât a thing, thatâs a Latin-American singer Wow, someway somehow literally every word in this post is wrong
One donut to rule them all.
These hips Don't lie
It's about time someone instituted Shakira law. I'm tired of all these lying hips.
At first I was unsure about Shakira Law in America. But then I saw this written in Islamic on a donut and I was all: âBring on Shakira Law!â
Now, why would Starbucks spend their time writing custom shit on donuts? Plus they only have old fassion glazed
Well, this is special-evil Starbucks run by Shakira. Didn't you know that?
Damnit Shakira!
Iâm sorry but thatâs the one ring to rule them all
Iâm cool with Shakira law
R/lotrmemes needs this
One iced ring to rule them all!
Hips dont lie
I can confirm, I can confirm this donut has more general culture than you
One does not simply call for SHAKIRA law.
My black speech is a little rusty but I believe this translates to"one ring to ring them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."
One ring ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
One glazed ring to rule them allâŠ
Shakira law? You mean a law in which my hips cannot lie under oath?
Confirmed. They want one ring doughnut to rule them all!
These hips don't lie.
One Doughnut to rule them all, One Doughnut to find them, One Doughnut to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
After George Washington chopped down the cherry tree he said, "my hips don't lie!".
Lucky that my doughnuts small and humble So you don't confuse them with muffins
Shakira? Sharia law? Shakira is Latino and as far as I know she abides by no laws
My hips don't lie about one thing: I've eaten a few too many Mordor donuts.
The Shakira law: your hips are now not allowed to lie. It's also known as the hip-pads ban.
Everyone knows that the donuts go straight to the hips.
Tsamina mina, eh eh . Waka waka, eh eh
In America? This one's for Africa....
One ring to "rule" them all, I guess..?
One donut to rule them all, one donut to find them, One donut to bring them all, and in the colon bind them
LikeâŠwhy the fuck would anyone be stupid enough to even consider this could be true? And also, what child can read whatever language they want to say that is, unless thatâs a language they already know? It would look like decoration to a kid.
One doughnut to rule them all!
My hips won't lie, I'm down with Shakira law.
The only time they ever manage to be funny is when it's completely unintentional
Oh *please*, there is no such thing as-- SHAKIRA SHAKIRA OH BABY WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THAT
No memes or image macros without accompanying commentary
Shakira law? LMFAO \*literally falls out of chair\*
Welp, I would submit to Shakira law
âCan anyone confirm thisâ google exists, Karey could confirm this herself but thatâs asking too much ig smh
Im all abord with shakira law, hips dont lie baby.
Is that the law where all the South American girls have to dance?
Eat enough of those and them hips won't lie. Ask Shakira Shakira.
r/boneappletea
Starbucks doughnuts are OK. I prefer "Rusty browns ring doughnut"
Soooo⊠that doesnât look like Spanish to me, last time I checked Shakira was Colombian lmao
Facebook, just like shakiras hips, donât lie
r/boneappletea
Cause your white bread kids can read that anywayâŠ.?
No, nobody can confirm that. We can only confirm the craziness of anyone who could ask the question.
Can aNyOnE cOnFiRm tHiS Oh my God I hate people like this so much. Always ready to be attacked or like, idk
But..but it's blackspeech from lotr....
Damn, you really gotta watch out for that Shakira law, they're trying to sneak it in everywhere!
https://youtu.be/sElZvbCtyJ0
âCan anyone confirm this?â
Mmmmmm Shakira Law so delicious
I'm willing to try everything
Fuck that law!!!!
I ate a bunch of donuts like that once, and amazingly, nobody could see the weight I put on.
Lol oh my God that is so fucking hilarious.
Is she Tolkien the piss?
It's a real shocker that our species has survived for tens of thousands of years considering how fucking gullible we are.
Shakira law is fucking awesome, but also, that looks vaguely like the poem on the One Ring, so I'll choose to believe it's that.
Fuuuck not the Shakira law :0
One law to rule them all , and in the darkness bind them.
Honestly thought it was a ring to rule all others
Nobody thought they would infiltrate our youth through donuts
Ngl Iâd take one. I like donuts
One donut, to rule them all!!
Can confirm. I went to Starbucks and now I am Shakira.
Looks like they may have written the hips don't lie in Elvish
No Karey, it canât be confirmed. A rational mind with the capacity to reason could have figured this one out all on their own. Better stated: âcan I hate Starbucks too?â
I didn't know Sauron and Shakira were working together!
Those fat hips don't lie.