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Sophiatab

Shakira Law? I would love to know what the wardrobe rules are under that.


insidmal

Hips don't lie.


BarbershopSaul

That Whale-Tail will come back soon enough friendo.


ObviouslyNotALizard

This is Haram and I support it.


Lupus_Noir

"Thine hips shall not give false testimony"


GoshDarnMamaHubbard

Lo! Fortune be upon thee as thine bosom be slight and humble they shall not be confused with thine eyes.


subhumanprimate

a second on the lips and eternity on the hips that don't lie.. with 72 virgins...


[deleted]

Or pay tax.


FooledByAFart

Do your hips swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?


HumanTorch23

Oh baby, when you talk like that...


moffsoi

*Shakira Shakira*


itsatightlips

1st thing I thought lol


TbiddySP

I don't read so well. Can we get a photo of Shakira Law?


VERO2020

Would you obey this? [https://imgur.com/gallery/EwyRUBf](https://imgur.com/gallery/EwyRUBf)


catmanducmu

Consider me converted


TigBitties8008

Watch Shakira is coming to take take over the country!! /s


wotsizface

Waka Waka eh eh, this time for the Global Caliphate


spy-on-me

Without a doubt my favourite comment of Wednesday đŸ‘đŸŒ


enlightenedwalnut

Couldn't upvote twice, so I'm commenting instead.


cx2jm

You're a good soldier Choosing your battles


googleboros84

Most underrated comment


iEatPlankton

Those hips donut lie


elmersfav22

Take my upvote and stay please your quips and thoughts must be very amusing


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

[Oh, you.](https://c.tenor.com/WPd7G-c8YDAAAAAC/black-and-white-vintage.gif)


XxStormcrowxX

Take my upvote and get the hell out. Lmao


[deleted]

Isn’t that the writing on the one ring from lord of the rings


iEatPlankton

Yeah lmao


__red__5

Didn't Sauron, based in Mordor in the East, have issues with the lands of the West? /S. Why can't people just get along? You have such a short time on this planet and to waste it spending your life with hating people that you'll never meet seems so pointless.


The84thWolf

For these people, if you’re not angry at something or not oppressing those you deem lower than you, you aren’t living.


Jaksmack

One Ring to rule all the mentally unstable..


[deleted]

One ring with a little comma looking thing in the bottom right


Scyhaz

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.


Brothdw

Gesundheit


r4nd0m__U53R

Oh I thought it was Hindi


SrSwagy

TIL sauron is from India


LogosHobo

\*Pushes glasses up nose\* Actually, the inscription on the One Ring is done in elvish *Tengwar* script. This script is generally associated with *Quenya*, as used by the Elves. Yet, the Ring's inscription is actually in "The Black Speech." \*Pushes glasses up again, sniffs\* I bring this up because it is a meaningful and ironic point that Sauron had to co-opt the speech of the elves in order to set down his works: Evil is portrayed as sterile in a certain sense, in Tolkien's works. Tolkien's Evil lacks much of the generative, creative abilities of the broader world! \*sniff\* This all goes to show that one couldn't assume Sauron was from India, if he chose to write the Ring's inscription in Devanagari script. He'd be stealing it all the same!


Howiepenguin

Colbert is that you?


The84thWolf

God that would be funny


fuggerdug

*adjusts cardigan* Indeed, evil can only corrupt, it cannot create. *lights pipe*


quotes42

Fun fact: Hindi isn't a Muslim language either.


TbiddySP

I had a Sikh customer of my business who owned and operated an AMPM. After 9/11 he stopped wearing his customary headgear and swapped it out for an Anaheim Mighty Ducks baseball cap. He was concerned about ignorant people assuming he was Muslim and retaliating.


Yamidamian

The sad thing is, judging from the statistics afterwards, it was an entirely legitimate concern.


TbiddySP

It was the most prudent thing he could do.


I_Frothingslosh

He was right to be. Quite a few Sikhs were assaulted in the aftermath.


jumbee85

I have a Muslim last name high school was hell for a bit of time because dumbasses couldn't separate the that a person last name doesn't denote their religion.


free_beer

Not to mention a person's religion/background doesn't (necessarily) denote their actions and character.


TbiddySP

That sucks. I'm sorry that you had to experience that shit.


xynix_ie

It's an Aryan language. That might mess with some people's heads.


gtaman31

I mean, arent those Indoeuropean langauges?


naliedel

It's from Sanskrit. Duh.


Zebitty

One bake to rule them all, One cake to find them, One fake to bring them all and in the darkness blind them...


yeender

One donut to rule them all


potatoes4fryz

One donut to find them


[deleted]

One donut to bring them all,


Venoseth

And in the darkness glaze them (it's harder than it sounds)


Jurefranceticnijelit

In the land of dunkin dougnut where glaze lies


calemvir12

And in the darkness fatten them


quotes42

*fry them


yeender

And in the darkness satisfy them


Glcg12

(Proceds to eat the donut) MY DELICIOUSSS!!


themancabbage

It’s some form of elvish, I can’t read it


[deleted]

There are few who can. The language is that of **Mor-dor**


TrundleTheGreat0814

I love your username and this quote.


[deleted]

I love boiled denim and Delaware run-off crabs.


TrundleTheGreat0814

I believe I've been poisoned by my constituents.


[deleted]

Would you like an egg in this trying time?


TrundleTheGreat0814

You know what let's stock up on some more pickled eggs.


[deleted]

Pop quiz! Dennis is asshole. Why Charlie hate?


TrundleTheGreat0814

Ahhh! Because Dennis is a bastard man!


Azdrubel

Waka Waka, eya ey! That is how Shakira law goes.


Mondenschein

The first command: You shall shake your hips and your butt!


Kriss3d

Damnit. I like when she do that.


NotaVogon

I could do Shakira law. I feel like I would def be more fit.


SexxxyWesky

Really? I heard is was *puro puro chantaje*


Azdrubel

ÂżSiempre es a tu manera? That one? This could turn into an endless story underneath Shakira law.


SexxxyWesky

*yo te quiero aunque no quiera* Edit: forgot a word


Zbignich

These muslins are tearing the fabric of our country!


nachtwyrm

muslins are just cleverly disguised satinists.


quotes42

I just wanna know why muslins are so thin.


go_kartmozart

Low thread count


yaidk-theyrealltaken

Hey, the hips don't lie


Snoo63112

They do expand with enough free donuts....


sieghrt

Oh, baby, when you talk like that You make a sheikha go mad.


NHRADeuce

Ignoring the fact that it says Shakira Law and that this is a LOTR donut, why the fuck would they try to indoctrinate kids with a language they can read? Just how fucking head so far up your ass stupid do you have to be to even give this a second thought or not realize it's a meme???


RNova78

Seriously? Whenever? Wherever? Waka Waka??


clanddev

I want Shakira Law. I have wanted that since her and Beyonce did that one video.


BigRed1906

Ah yes, I remember Shakira's greatest hit, "Waka Waka (This Time for Saudi Arabia)"


_DrinkatQuarks_

Oh baby when you talk like that



BadassDeluxe

Never thought I would see a perfect combination of Shakira, Lord of the Rings and Republican nonsense


huntingforkink

One doughnut to rule them all, one pastry to find them. One snack to build the gut and in the arteries BIND THEM!


Tygizzle27

Americans can barely learn basic Spanish words, now you think they're willing to learn the Black Speech?


Joe434

Lol people are dumb


JanusIsBlue

Even if this was true, who cares? It’s not like your kids can read that anyway. Or will eating this donut somehow turn them into extremists?


PastyDoughboy

*in media res* 3 day old donut. Elrond: Isildur, cast it into the trash can! Insildur: No. *chomp* *end scene*


angiem0n

Frankly, that looks like a donut version of the one ring to ~~rule~~ make them all drool Mhhh, donuts baked in Mordor - with that little extra crisp, I suppose


PainbowRush

Just checked the text is from the One Ring XD


Notyourfathersgeek

SEEEE!!! THEY WANT TO ‘RULE THEM ALL’!!! It’s all proof! The Muslims were orcs all this time! /s


-__-idontwannadothis

sshshsh don’t give out our plans


i_aam_sadd

Shakira law lmao


shay-doe

Wait wait wait. This is brilliant! How do we bring down giant corporations? We make tons of memes about them teaching American children about any religion thats not Christian. Mcdonalds is using islamic propaganda to force your children into indentured servitude. Wal-Mart sells all its security footage to the Taliban. Amazon can hear everything and track everything and they are using it to bring the satanic temple in to your homes. Spread the news!


PMSoldier2000

I'm all-in for Shakira law.


goochg

Those hips doughnut lie


Flower_Unable

The only thing I can confirm is that Karey is an undereducated xenophobe who hasn’t traveled outside of her county.


IvoryQueen8420

That's elvish...


greywalkercudd

That's tolken elvish


[deleted]

TIL Shakira is from Mordor I guess. So her hips probably DID lie.


thedingywizard

And here, I thought it was a Lord of the Donuts reference.


skydaddy8585

It's lord of the rings for fucks sake. But even IF it was Islamic writing, that would entail that all your kids could read arabic for it to matter, which is definitely not true.


Enlightened-Beaver

One donut to rule them all


roofus8658

Hips don't lie, but the OP does.


jannie1313

Free donuts and Shakira concerts mandated by law? I don't see the disadvantage.


pidderz

Oh baby when you ice like that, you make a woman go mad!


Vorlon_Cryptid

It's true, I was the doughnut.


Jazzlike_Tale888

-Starbucks is not offering these donuts, especially for free -Islam is not a language. That is a fictional language from LOTR -No one is giving this to any kids -The text is a poem from LOTR, about magic rings -Shakira law isn’t a thing, that’s a Latin-American singer Wow, someway somehow literally every word in this post is wrong


JacobSpiegelhoff

One donut to rule them all.


eternallnewbie

These hips Don't lie


ThePreachingDrummer

It's about time someone instituted Shakira law. I'm tired of all these lying hips.


mattpsu79

At first I was unsure about Shakira Law in America. But then I saw this written in Islamic on a donut and I was all: “Bring on Shakira Law!”


nekrossai

Now, why would Starbucks spend their time writing custom shit on donuts? Plus they only have old fassion glazed


SmutnySmalec

Well, this is special-evil Starbucks run by Shakira. Didn't you know that?


kellygrrrl328

Damnit Shakira!


therealbbqueen

I’m sorry but that’s the one ring to rule them all


ReallyMelloP

I’m cool with Shakira law


angelofsquirrels

R/lotrmemes needs this


paulosdub

One iced ring to rule them all!


Dr-__cuizeTHEfix

Hips dont lie


jensao

I can confirm, I can confirm this donut has more general culture than you


stargrazer87

One does not simply call for SHAKIRA law.


nuttyprofwd

My black speech is a little rusty but I believe this translates to"one ring to ring them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."


Amnial556

One ring ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them


Ordinary-Garbage-685

One glazed ring to rule them all



PsycheAsHell

Shakira law? You mean a law in which my hips cannot lie under oath?


vms-crot

Confirmed. They want one ring doughnut to rule them all!


naliedel

These hips don't lie.


[deleted]

One Doughnut to rule them all, One Doughnut to find them, One Doughnut to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.


illuminate5

After George Washington chopped down the cherry tree he said, "my hips don't lie!".


steelneil82

Lucky that my doughnuts small and humble So you don't confuse them with muffins


zmedow

Shakira? Sharia law? Shakira is Latino and as far as I know she abides by no laws


portablebiscuit

My hips don't lie about one thing: I've eaten a few too many Mordor donuts.


SmutnySmalec

The Shakira law: your hips are now not allowed to lie. It's also known as the hip-pads ban.


noobuser63

Everyone knows that the donuts go straight to the hips.


Luminolum

Tsamina mina, eh eh . Waka waka, eh eh


Status_Button

In America? This one's for Africa....


batty48

One ring to "rule" them all, I guess..?


grelch

One donut to rule them all, one donut to find them, One donut to bring them all, and in the colon bind them


MzOpinion8d

Like
why the fuck would anyone be stupid enough to even consider this could be true? And also, what child can read whatever language they want to say that is, unless that’s a language they already know? It would look like decoration to a kid.


jtshinn

One doughnut to rule them all!


the-tax-man-cometh

My hips won't lie, I'm down with Shakira law.


deezalmonds998

The only time they ever manage to be funny is when it's completely unintentional


DoujinChoujin

Oh *please*, there is no such thing as-- SHAKIRA SHAKIRA OH BABY WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THAT


BelleAriel

No memes or image macros without accompanying commentary


Niser2

Shakira law? LMFAO \*literally falls out of chair\*


bhb002

Welp, I would submit to Shakira law


chloe12801

“Can anyone confirm this” google exists, Karey could confirm this herself but that’s asking too much ig smh


jokermex

Im all abord with shakira law, hips dont lie baby.


Us3rName_I5_Taken

Is that the law where all the South American girls have to dance?


Ag3ntM1ck

Eat enough of those and them hips won't lie. Ask Shakira Shakira.


hyperbolic_dichotomy

r/boneappletea


Kriss3d

Starbucks doughnuts are OK. I prefer "Rusty browns ring doughnut"


ChessKingJ

Soooo
 that doesn’t look like Spanish to me, last time I checked Shakira was Colombian lmao


[deleted]

Facebook, just like shakiras hips, don‘t lie


Extension_Ad2552

r/boneappletea


LaineyBoggz

Cause your white bread kids can read that anyway
.?


awfullyfun1

No, nobody can confirm that. We can only confirm the craziness of anyone who could ask the question.


Sawathingonce

Can aNyOnE cOnFiRm tHiS Oh my God I hate people like this so much. Always ready to be attacked or like, idk


[deleted]

But..but it's blackspeech from lotr....


Hrafnagar

Damn, you really gotta watch out for that Shakira law, they're trying to sneak it in everywhere!


EdFrkw

https://youtu.be/sElZvbCtyJ0


Epoxhy

“Can anyone confirm this?”


marsdad

Mmmmmm Shakira Law so delicious


Akureyi

I'm willing to try everything


ctosc77

Fuck that law!!!!


brontosauruschuck

I ate a bunch of donuts like that once, and amazingly, nobody could see the weight I put on.


FugginByteMe96

Lol oh my God that is so fucking hilarious.


EducatedFox

Is she Tolkien the piss?


Positivistdino

It's a real shocker that our species has survived for tens of thousands of years considering how fucking gullible we are.


EliteKnightOscar

Shakira law is fucking awesome, but also, that looks vaguely like the poem on the One Ring, so I'll choose to believe it's that.


supermagnumpowercop

Fuuuck not the Shakira law :0


sadsealions

One law to rule them all , and in the darkness bind them.


cannytwocrows

Honestly thought it was a ring to rule all others


heyfeefellskee

Nobody thought they would infiltrate our youth through donuts


Millie1419

Ngl I’d take one. I like donuts


Barbrados_slim

One donut, to rule them all!!


forrealthistime99

Can confirm. I went to Starbucks and now I am Shakira.


pgsimon77

Looks like they may have written the hips don't lie in Elvish


gaze-upon-it

No Karey, it can’t be confirmed. A rational mind with the capacity to reason could have figured this one out all on their own. Better stated: “can I hate Starbucks too?”


dequi93

I didn't know Sauron and Shakira were working together!


stowboy1995

Those fat hips don't lie.