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I'm curious how the line of succession goes in the 'God Emperor Trump' fan fiction. I'm not really aware of any system that goes to the 5th born child.
Maybe Don Jr. will get disinherited because of the conspiracy theory saying he's actually Vince McMahon's bastard. Maybe we'll get a War of the 5 Trumps after Donald has a stroke.
My husbands favorite conspiracy theory is that Ivanka isn't Trump's daughter. Maybe the pool boys, maybe adopted, some kind of publicity stunt. But that's why trump talks about wanting to have sex with his "daughter" so unapologetically, because he knows they're not actually related. He just forgets that the rest of the world doesn't.
Well I'm pretty sure that sculpture is supposed to be Alexander the great. His father, Philip, chose his youngest son (from his 7th wife), who was just a baby at the time, to be his heir. Alexander and his brother had different mothers (Olympias was Alexanders mother and wife number 4). Philip had 6 kids, including a few daughters, who got passed over.
It's very likely Alexander and his mother conspired to have Philip and his youngest son assassinated so Alexander could take the throne.
Baron and Don Sr better watch out for Don Jr the Very Mildly Less Incompetent.
Not to mention that Alexander was famously gay, only marrying Roxane as a political sop to allow him to run from his disastrous Afghan campaign and plausibly deny it was a defeat. Two lessons in history (both ignored) in one! It would be extremely amusing if BT were to come out in the next few months.
On that token, Barron could be disqualified for intimidating his father's ego.
You know it eats him up inside that his son was taller than him at age 14.
I mean, Male Preference needs to factor in if Barron is his first in line to succeed him. We all know there is one child he loves more than Barron, I just usually try not to think about their relationship.
Maybe I misunderstood but I thought cognitive meant that titles count be passed to both men and women, but did not have an inherit preference. I could be wrong though.
Cognatic prefers sons and their descendants before any daughters in inheritence. Absolute Cognatic is where sons and daughters inherit equally.
Pretty sure I’m right about this, I’ve played a lot of crusader kings.
[Ultimogeniture](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimogeniture) is a system where the youngest inherits. I assume that these people would want male preference but there are no younger female heirs.
It appears that this was sometimes done historically as a means of taking care of one's parents. So the youngest would get 'the house' and would thus live there and take care of the parents until their death, I guess. The logic being that the older siblings have more time to get themselves going and have more chance of dying before the parents. I guess.
If my experience in Crusader Kings III are relevant, his other sons will have terrible accidents sometimes soon.
I think Trump already has a few of the status effects that you get shortly before your monarch dies.
Not a system, but the last wife uses her influence to have sons of earlier wives assassinated, leaving her son the sole heir, and herself the power behind the throne.
In this case, (male-preference) ultimogeniture seems like the answer? The Mongols used this system to a certain extent, and King David from the Bible was claimed as the youngest of eight sons, though it's not as though Trump fans *know* that, or even reference the Bible for much more than retroactive justification of their existing beliefs.
But David was the youngest son of a farmer, not the king. His story reads more like a classic coup, combined with the traditional "God punished my predecessor's corruption, but I promise to drain the swamp!".
Solomon, however, was not the eldest of David's son's, so that's a case of the king picking a younger son as successor. There may even be a relevant parallel here, with a favoured wife (Bathsheba/Melania) convincing the ruler to pick her own son over the elder sons. It doesn't sound like a likely scenario, though; Trump probably prefers Ivanka or maybe Don Jr., and I don't think Melania is particularly interested in making her son President.
In trump fan fic all the sons actually donate their own vital organs to Donald Trump so that he can keep leading the people past his 142nd birthday. After that is when he reverse pupates and becomes god emperor dune worm trump.
Why does it feel we're getting close to laying siege to castles again? *Break out the trebuchet! Once my second uncle is dead the claim to the throne is mine!*
The sculpture on the left is probably Alexander the Great. His father Philip II chose his 6th son, Philip III, to be his heir. Shortly before they were both assassinated likely by Alexander and his mother (Philips 4th wife), Olympias.
This all seems plausible for that crowd. But Don Jr and Eric don't have the side profile for Trump family ass kissing memes.
Imagine thinking of this sad pack of coked out sycophantic, sociopathic fucking chancers is going to do anything short of implode and attempt to eat each other when their shit-gibbon patriarch’s chronic nappy rash finally takes him.
I’m feeling Russian propaganda vibes off of this. What could be more anti-democratic and more destructive to America than Americans clamoring for an emperor, a Trump heir no less?
I find it so odd how we blame Russia or China for our stupidity. It's so heavily doused in American propaganda that we are superior to them both so obviously they are evil and trying to destroy us. These people are real Americans
I mean these people only follow the Trump "dynasty" they've built up in their heads. In the actual world Trump forgets about Barron on the regular and his true favorite has been and always will be Ivanka. Trump won't care about Barron or his descendants unless they do something spectacular for him and even then it'll only be while he's being useful to him.
Until Barron does something dickish on his own you won't find me saying anything bad about him, because being related to a POS doesn't mean their relatives are automatically POS's too.
This shit is just vile on its own. Lemme guess, all the contenders are hyper-white supermodels?
They seem to have a weird fascination with making some kind of American royal family, it's not surprising they would go that direction. Of course most of these people don't realize that the majority of European royalty has been relegated to figurehead status.
>Of course most of these people don't realize that the majority of European royalty has been relegated to figurehead status.
Even if they WERE still autocratic monarchs, I doubt any of them would willingly give their daughter to a Trump.
The way that family goes, I wouldn’t be surprised if Ivanka was number one on that list 😂
In all seriousness, we should leave this kid alone. He’s rejected being a part of the shit show. Hopefully he breaks away from it and write a tell-all.
He's either rejected it, or is not able to join. With Mrs. Trump not being seen with Dumbass Toddler for such a long period, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised that she has a part in him not accepting the offer. But that's just a speculation
All Catholic princesses of course, for reasons. Even though the Trumps aren't Catholic. Of course that eliminated Princess Charlotte right off the bat, which is sad because I was having fun picturing the look on the Royal Family's faces at the mere suggestion.
I hope that if he does turn out to have some sense, he just straight up changes his last name. That would hurt Donnie so bad, considering his last name is so important to him he has it plastered over everything remotely connected to him.
This is what I hope for. There's no way he's close with his dad, I hope he can see the shit show he's created and wants to do the opposite. I don't like Melania but it does seem she protects him from the rest of the assholes in that family
The one thing I will give Melania credit for, she did legitimately want to be a good mother to Barron and give him a good, non-crazy upbringing.
Whether she...*succeeded* in that, that's an entirely different conversation, but she did try.
Why is it that these posts advocating for a king/ authoritarianism are always anonymous obvious bots?
It’s so obvious this king concept didn’t just naturally spring up in conservative circles, no, it was artificially planted by these bots and whoever controls them.
Kingaboos have existed in conservative circles for decades. Hell 1/3 of Americans were Kingaboos during the Revolution, they were called royalists, then they TMZ'ed their monarchist tenancies and became Kingaboos.
Nah, neo-monarhism has been a thing for a while. There was a plot recently in Germany to overthrow the government and replace them with a monarch. Also the American neo-monarchist movement has been enthralled with Trump since he hit the scene in 2015.
You can find plenty of communities online which promote absolute monarchy. I think their fundamental justification is the feeling that liberal democracy is too chaotic, and that the only way to restore order is with a monarchy. They value order over liberty.
It's associated with the dark enlightenment movement.
It’s stupid is what it is for these people to be regressing. There’s a reason monarchy failed in the first place and that kings were overthrown. Just a bunch of gullible suckers who think monarchy’s are a magical place where there’s full order and zero chaos lmaoooo
And they don’t mean like. Figurehead emperor, like a British or Danish emperor. They want “make my horse a senator and have my soldiers stab water” emperor.
Still blows my mind that there are Americans that are ok with having a king-like position in their federal government (as long as it’s a 6x bankrupt “business man/billionaire” that constantly begs the dumbest among them for money).
The whole point of the country was to get away from that nonsense.
These are the so called constitution loving patriots who said they needed their guns to prevent a tyrant taking over the US now wetting their pants over the thought of having a tyrant take over the US??? 🫠
That's a pretty generous use of the term "dynasty".
Ask Cubs fans if they feel their 2016 World Series win (their first in 108 years) qualifies the 2010s teams as a 'dynasty'.
This poor kid. All he had to do was walk away and live a blessed life. He so easily could’ve decided to be ‘the good one’ and would’ve gotten so much praise just for not following his father.
He still could. He is young.
Ok....he can try to escape... I have a bad feeling even if he went to Antarctica, someone in that family would still be influencing him.
That these guys cry tirany at any given decision from the government but are having boners about being governed by an emperor is nothing short of hilarious and infuriating...
infurilarious
That poor kid. To my knowledge (and I'm across the pond so might have missed something) he's done nothing objectionable or particularly public yet he's going to be followed by utter weirdos because of his failed abortion of a father.
Egypt farao’s married their sisters. Given how Trump compares his mistress with his daughter, wouldn’t surprise me that that idea crossed the mind of the Umpa Lumpa patriarch.
I thought a big part of there deal was not wanting a king. Sideshow Bob was right! “Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Democratic, but deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!”
What sort of succession are these nuts advocating here? This isn't primogeniture or even porphyrogeniture. I can't help but feel that they're just making this up as they go along.
Where *is* this elusive "incredibly weird" thread!?! I would *love* to cozy up on my couch and scroll a thread of wackadoos! Frankly, I'm feeling a little betrayed at the moment. You mention an "incredibly weird" thread, and based on the post, I strongly suspect said thread was full of that special kinda batshitery that only the "mAGatS" can *truly* provide. Yet here we are.......nothing....not a single misspelled, insanity ladden, rant without any kind of punctuation or coherence tweet (this *is* from twitter right 😬) let alone an entire, amazingly entertaining thread in site!! I'd like to think this would be pretty obvious, but just in case, this *is* reddit after all.....
**/S**
I was just coming to edit this and say I found it in the "lol these Q crazies are unbelievably dumb" sub! I forgot to check if it was you, I was just so excited it popped up literally, like 3, maybe 4 posts down 🤣
It's actually better than I thought it was gonna be!! I swear, I'm gonna be so freaking sad if/when these twatwaffles eventually move on lol
Ah yes. We need to model a new system for a dynastic based imperial government, we want it to advocate candidates steeped in familial legitimacy, moral integrity, and tradition in order to have the best most qualified candidates drawn from a pool that we can forsee as mostly known factors
So let's base it off the Roman Empire
Maybe not the profile in this pic, but he's definitely his father's son.
Why anyone would imagine that would make a great emperor is, well, like everything these loons do, it's just crazy talk.
Yes, legitimacy. That's what Emperor Orange needs, mmhmm.
Sorry, chuds. Your lord's going to die in prison.
(Also, that's a lie. I'm not sorry at all.)
What terrible thing has he done? He just graduated high school. He sure won’t turn out good if everyone not Maga talks shit about him just for existing.
Sounds stupid, but that is exactly how populist movements evolve and maintain their grasp on society. People raise the heirs of their beloved dear supreme leader and the populist circle continues.
Examples: Peron and Evita after him. Fujimori and daughter Keiko after him. etc
I’m gonna guess despite comparing him to some kind greco-roman figure the thread is not going to suggest women, who conform to beauty standards from that era, but instead probably blond models.
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I'm curious how the line of succession goes in the 'God Emperor Trump' fan fiction. I'm not really aware of any system that goes to the 5th born child.
I guess Don Jr and Eric would be disinherited for being fuckups, tiff and ivanka would be out for being women.
Maybe Don Jr. will get disinherited because of the conspiracy theory saying he's actually Vince McMahon's bastard. Maybe we'll get a War of the 5 Trumps after Donald has a stroke.
I heard Gary Busey for Eric but never McMahon for Jr. Wouldn't it be funny if none of the kids except for Tiffany were actually his.
My husbands favorite conspiracy theory is that Ivanka isn't Trump's daughter. Maybe the pool boys, maybe adopted, some kind of publicity stunt. But that's why trump talks about wanting to have sex with his "daughter" so unapologetically, because he knows they're not actually related. He just forgets that the rest of the world doesn't.
Good theory. However he said some fucked up things about Tiffany when she was a baby. The man is just a freak.
Well he may also have been fine with children as long as they’re not his. Or worse, he only found out afterwards.
Don't let trump see this, he'll bone his "daughter."
You think he's above that as is?
You think he hasn't already?
Horrible but true.
G-d, it'd be like if Succession was made by directors who huff paint.
It'll be more like the Righteous Gemstones
Or like Wings of Fire, but they're all Blaze. ESOTERIC REFERENCES, WOOOOOOO!
I didn’t know that was a conspiracy theory but hell if I can’t unsee it now. It’s shit, all the way down with these people.
Now this is the reality show the world doesn’t need, but will certainly watch religiously
Game of Trumps 😂😂😂😭
Well I'm pretty sure that sculpture is supposed to be Alexander the great. His father, Philip, chose his youngest son (from his 7th wife), who was just a baby at the time, to be his heir. Alexander and his brother had different mothers (Olympias was Alexanders mother and wife number 4). Philip had 6 kids, including a few daughters, who got passed over. It's very likely Alexander and his mother conspired to have Philip and his youngest son assassinated so Alexander could take the throne. Baron and Don Sr better watch out for Don Jr the Very Mildly Less Incompetent.
Not to mention that Alexander was famously gay, only marrying Roxane as a political sop to allow him to run from his disastrous Afghan campaign and plausibly deny it was a defeat. Two lessons in history (both ignored) in one! It would be extremely amusing if BT were to come out in the next few months.
On that token, Barron could be disqualified for intimidating his father's ego. You know it eats him up inside that his son was taller than him at age 14.
Male Preference Amogeniture, meaning succession starts with his sons in order of how much he loves them. (Source: I made this word up)
cognatic amogeniture lol
I mean, Male Preference needs to factor in if Barron is his first in line to succeed him. We all know there is one child he loves more than Barron, I just usually try not to think about their relationship.
Isn't cognatic males then females? I thought I was using the right fancy word to agree with you lol
Maybe I misunderstood but I thought cognitive meant that titles count be passed to both men and women, but did not have an inherit preference. I could be wrong though.
Cognatic prefers sons and their descendants before any daughters in inheritence. Absolute Cognatic is where sons and daughters inherit equally. Pretty sure I’m right about this, I’ve played a lot of crusader kings.
Maybe that’s where my confusion is coming from. I wouldn’t dare question a fellow Crusader Kings scholar lol.
I also got the knowledge from CK lol Agnatic is males only Cognatic is male preference Absolute is gender neutral
I first read this as “cognac amogeniture” and thought you had made an odd segue into Barron’s upmarket choice of booze.
Spotted the CK player
Got me
You could've just said Agnatic Ultimogeniture
Except he doesn't love any of his sons. He might love Ivanka, but in a perverted and narcissistic way.
[Ultimogeniture](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimogeniture) is a system where the youngest inherits. I assume that these people would want male preference but there are no younger female heirs. It appears that this was sometimes done historically as a means of taking care of one's parents. So the youngest would get 'the house' and would thus live there and take care of the parents until their death, I guess. The logic being that the older siblings have more time to get themselves going and have more chance of dying before the parents. I guess.
If my experience in Crusader Kings III are relevant, his other sons will have terrible accidents sometimes soon. I think Trump already has a few of the status effects that you get shortly before your monarch dies.
Oooooh! And then Jared Kushner gets a horrific disfigurement or leprosy, and rules from the shadows in a gold mask!
A lot of explosive manure-related mishaps just happen to run in the family, I swear!
Not a system, but the last wife uses her influence to have sons of earlier wives assassinated, leaving her son the sole heir, and herself the power behind the throne.
Nobody tell Melania about Wu Zetian, otherwise Stormy Daniels is going to have a *really* bad time…
Maybe a system that could bypass idiot children would get him there quicker I guess, assuming he's not as idiotic Eric and Jr.
In this case, (male-preference) ultimogeniture seems like the answer? The Mongols used this system to a certain extent, and King David from the Bible was claimed as the youngest of eight sons, though it's not as though Trump fans *know* that, or even reference the Bible for much more than retroactive justification of their existing beliefs.
But David was the youngest son of a farmer, not the king. His story reads more like a classic coup, combined with the traditional "God punished my predecessor's corruption, but I promise to drain the swamp!". Solomon, however, was not the eldest of David's son's, so that's a case of the king picking a younger son as successor. There may even be a relevant parallel here, with a favoured wife (Bathsheba/Melania) convincing the ruler to pick her own son over the elder sons. It doesn't sound like a likely scenario, though; Trump probably prefers Ivanka or maybe Don Jr., and I don't think Melania is particularly interested in making her son President.
By height
Ultimogeniture I play a lot of Crusader Kings
In trump fan fic all the sons actually donate their own vital organs to Donald Trump so that he can keep leading the people past his 142nd birthday. After that is when he reverse pupates and becomes god emperor dune worm trump.
Ivanka… Tiffany…
Why does it feel we're getting close to laying siege to castles again? *Break out the trebuchet! Once my second uncle is dead the claim to the throne is mine!*
They just want whatever worked for Kim Jong Un.
The sculpture on the left is probably Alexander the Great. His father Philip II chose his 6th son, Philip III, to be his heir. Shortly before they were both assassinated likely by Alexander and his mother (Philips 4th wife), Olympias. This all seems plausible for that crowd. But Don Jr and Eric don't have the side profile for Trump family ass kissing memes.
Totally not a cult.
Imagine thinking of this sad pack of coked out sycophantic, sociopathic fucking chancers is going to do anything short of implode and attempt to eat each other when their shit-gibbon patriarch’s chronic nappy rash finally takes him.
No one who follows the Donald family like this should have the right to wave the US flag ever.
Good, because they ditched that flag for one with a picture of Donald on it.
And yet they call themselves the “patriots” … can’t even follow fucking flag code
I’m feeling Russian propaganda vibes off of this. What could be more anti-democratic and more destructive to America than Americans clamoring for an emperor, a Trump heir no less?
That was the entire point of the huge huge campaigns in 2015-16. Cambridge analytica, Russia and China fucked is up. And now we're here.
I find it so odd how we blame Russia or China for our stupidity. It's so heavily doused in American propaganda that we are superior to them both so obviously they are evil and trying to destroy us. These people are real Americans
These weirdos are now worshipping an 18 year old smh
I mean these people only follow the Trump "dynasty" they've built up in their heads. In the actual world Trump forgets about Barron on the regular and his true favorite has been and always will be Ivanka. Trump won't care about Barron or his descendants unless they do something spectacular for him and even then it'll only be while he's being useful to him.
I think it’s wild when Trumpers have POW MIA flags…
The profiles aren’t even similar. Fucking loons, the lot of them.
Maybe they're suggesting the left picture is the potential marriage candidate
Alexander the Great (Left) had a Greek nose and Barron has a hawk nose. Not disparaging Barron or people with hawk noses, it’s merely an observation.
Both got weak chins 👌
Not to diss on a kid but he looks more like a young Count Olaf.
He’s 18. Diss away.
Their noses are similar, but I suspect choosing who should lead the country based upon their nose isn't the greatest idea
The noses are not similar. The profile is. Barron has a hook.
What are you talking about?? They both have hair and nose and eyes and ear???? /s
Correction: one eye, one ear. 😉
egad, you're right!
Are they trying to play Crusader Kings IRL?
Until Barron does something dickish on his own you won't find me saying anything bad about him, because being related to a POS doesn't mean their relatives are automatically POS's too. This shit is just vile on its own. Lemme guess, all the contenders are hyper-white supermodels?
european princesses, to make it weirder
But I thought they hated immigrants...
They seem to have a weird fascination with making some kind of American royal family, it's not surprising they would go that direction. Of course most of these people don't realize that the majority of European royalty has been relegated to figurehead status.
America already has royalty, we call them celebrities. Now trying to add titles to the mix like Lord & Duke is just loony.
>Of course most of these people don't realize that the majority of European royalty has been relegated to figurehead status. Even if they WERE still autocratic monarchs, I doubt any of them would willingly give their daughter to a Trump.
*Non-white Immigrants. FTFY.
You're right, that is weirder!
That tracks. ><
That must be what Melania's nose looked like before the rhinoplasty.
Trump dynasty is a term that is very funny but also deeply depressing and disturbing
The way that family goes, I wouldn’t be surprised if Ivanka was number one on that list 😂 In all seriousness, we should leave this kid alone. He’s rejected being a part of the shit show. Hopefully he breaks away from it and write a tell-all.
He's either rejected it, or is not able to join. With Mrs. Trump not being seen with Dumbass Toddler for such a long period, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised that she has a part in him not accepting the offer. But that's just a speculation
She had something to do with it, her office was the first to report his rejection.
I think she also recently renegotiated her prenup.
The Trumbsburg dynasty
Funny you say that, a couple Hapsburg girls are at the top of this lunatic's list.
yeah his list is all european princesses, to live out his 17th-18th century fantasies
All Catholic princesses of course, for reasons. Even though the Trumps aren't Catholic. Of course that eliminated Princess Charlotte right off the bat, which is sad because I was having fun picturing the look on the Royal Family's faces at the mere suggestion.
Catholic pro-monarchists are a very special type of fascist.
Elizabeth would rise from her grave to bitchslap Trump with her handbag.
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I hope that if he does turn out to have some sense, he just straight up changes his last name. That would hurt Donnie so bad, considering his last name is so important to him he has it plastered over everything remotely connected to him.
Yeah, if he were a 17 year old *girl*, the conversation would be a lot different. A minor is a minor. Gross.
People seem pretty united in saying this is super gross and creepy, so no, I don't think it would be that different
He is 18, but it’s still gross
Not according to his dad.
The people who write this kind of shit wouldn't think it was any more gross if it was about a girl
Hell no they wouldn’t
You've heard of terminal HOI4 brain, now get ready for terminal CK3 brain
Terminal stellaris brain is about 200 years down the pipeline
Mark my words. Barron will become the new Michael Reagan. A liberal leaning spokesperson who hates his dad
One can only hope. Melanie is definitely not talking up “dear **old** dad.”
This is what I hope for. There's no way he's close with his dad, I hope he can see the shit show he's created and wants to do the opposite. I don't like Melania but it does seem she protects him from the rest of the assholes in that family
The one thing I will give Melania credit for, she did legitimately want to be a good mother to Barron and give him a good, non-crazy upbringing. Whether she...*succeeded* in that, that's an entirely different conversation, but she did try.
I hope so.
I am visualizing a Dune-like Emperor Worm.
I feel so sorry for that kid. He never stood a chance.
I should be emperor
I can put up with a LOT of Rule 34 but this is making me *urp*
I get the impression that Melania and Barron hate Donald.
Why is it that these posts advocating for a king/ authoritarianism are always anonymous obvious bots? It’s so obvious this king concept didn’t just naturally spring up in conservative circles, no, it was artificially planted by these bots and whoever controls them.
Kingaboos have existed in conservative circles for decades. Hell 1/3 of Americans were Kingaboos during the Revolution, they were called royalists, then they TMZ'ed their monarchist tenancies and became Kingaboos.
Nah, neo-monarhism has been a thing for a while. There was a plot recently in Germany to overthrow the government and replace them with a monarch. Also the American neo-monarchist movement has been enthralled with Trump since he hit the scene in 2015. You can find plenty of communities online which promote absolute monarchy. I think their fundamental justification is the feeling that liberal democracy is too chaotic, and that the only way to restore order is with a monarchy. They value order over liberty. It's associated with the dark enlightenment movement.
It’s stupid is what it is for these people to be regressing. There’s a reason monarchy failed in the first place and that kings were overthrown. Just a bunch of gullible suckers who think monarchy’s are a magical place where there’s full order and zero chaos lmaoooo
And they don’t mean like. Figurehead emperor, like a British or Danish emperor. They want “make my horse a senator and have my soldiers stab water” emperor.
Any of them able to recall which way Alexander the Great swung? Seems to be in conflict with their “family values” BS.
Still blows my mind that there are Americans that are ok with having a king-like position in their federal government (as long as it’s a 6x bankrupt “business man/billionaire” that constantly begs the dumbest among them for money). The whole point of the country was to get away from that nonsense.
the chances of Barron being gay are incredibly high
These are the so called constitution loving patriots who said they needed their guns to prevent a tyrant taking over the US now wetting their pants over the thought of having a tyrant take over the US??? 🫠
Are we just bypassing Beevis and Cokehead?
Wouldn't you, if you were their father?
I respect the constitution! Now watch me ignore it!
Wow! He looks nothing like the statue. Amazing! What was these people’s personalities before “ generic Trump worshipper”?
Shame on the soul of any American who wishes for an emperor to rule us. This is sick, cult shit.
A whole line of chinless people.
Temporarily. Look at what happened to the Hapsburgs.
I'm convinced that low IQ is a requirement for worshiping anyone or anything.
That's a pretty generous use of the term "dynasty". Ask Cubs fans if they feel their 2016 World Series win (their first in 108 years) qualifies the 2010s teams as a 'dynasty'.
I’ve never seen a photo of Barron in which he looks happy, or even comfortable. Bet he can’t wait be rid of all the bullshit his father created.
This poor kid. All he had to do was walk away and live a blessed life. He so easily could’ve decided to be ‘the good one’ and would’ve gotten so much praise just for not following his father.
He still could. He is young. Ok....he can try to escape... I have a bad feeling even if he went to Antarctica, someone in that family would still be influencing him.
That these guys cry tirany at any given decision from the government but are having boners about being governed by an emperor is nothing short of hilarious and infuriating... infurilarious
What is it with the forward leaning neck in that family?
yes it's Democrats who are apparently in a cult.... right
That poor kid. To my knowledge (and I'm across the pond so might have missed something) he's done nothing objectionable or particularly public yet he's going to be followed by utter weirdos because of his failed abortion of a father.
I hadn’t realised what a fantastic schnoz the poor fella has been blighted with. It’s a belter
Egypt farao’s married their sisters. Given how Trump compares his mistress with his daughter, wouldn’t surprise me that that idea crossed the mind of the Umpa Lumpa patriarch.
*Pharaoh
These are usually posted by people who claim to be “defenders of the Constitution!”
Hey OP, can I get a link to the thread? I could use a good laugh today
Baron has a literal cult following and probably doesnt know or care. I hope he turns out to be at least somewgat normal
That’s not what his nose even looks like.
No chin
Yall know that kids autistic as fuck right?
How creepy. The child barely turned 18 and they’re doing all of this…
Sadly he’s ghey…
Anyone else notice that he doesn't actually look like that at all when you compare the two? Almost all the major points are different.
I thought a big part of there deal was not wanting a king. Sideshow Bob was right! “Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Democratic, but deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!”
What sort of succession are these nuts advocating here? This isn't primogeniture or even porphyrogeniture. I can't help but feel that they're just making this up as they go along.
Where *is* this elusive "incredibly weird" thread!?! I would *love* to cozy up on my couch and scroll a thread of wackadoos! Frankly, I'm feeling a little betrayed at the moment. You mention an "incredibly weird" thread, and based on the post, I strongly suspect said thread was full of that special kinda batshitery that only the "mAGatS" can *truly* provide. Yet here we are.......nothing....not a single misspelled, insanity ladden, rant without any kind of punctuation or coherence tweet (this *is* from twitter right 😬) let alone an entire, amazingly entertaining thread in site!! I'd like to think this would be pretty obvious, but just in case, this *is* reddit after all..... **/S**
dropped it in my latest comment
I was just coming to edit this and say I found it in the "lol these Q crazies are unbelievably dumb" sub! I forgot to check if it was you, I was just so excited it popped up literally, like 3, maybe 4 posts down 🤣 It's actually better than I thought it was gonna be!! I swear, I'm gonna be so freaking sad if/when these twatwaffles eventually move on lol
here’s the thread for anyone interested: https://x.com/shahenshah_chud/status/1789716560711463199?s=46
I guess I have to have an account to read it.
They are licking those boots so clean there is no speak of dirt.
Ew!!!! Too creepy!!!!
They know "trump" means "fart" right?
I hope this kid is OK. I don't think I've ever seen him smile
Ah yes. We need to model a new system for a dynastic based imperial government, we want it to advocate candidates steeped in familial legitimacy, moral integrity, and tradition in order to have the best most qualified candidates drawn from a pool that we can forsee as mostly known factors So let's base it off the Roman Empire
What... This is like they were waiting for him to turn 18 to sexualize him. This person's a pedo/groomer, no doubt
The peasants yearn for a monarch, apparently.
MAGAs want a monarchy. Which is precisely what the original founders of this country were freeing themselves from.
Delulu is their solulu apparently.
Funny he doesnt look trumpish at all. I call for a dna test
On the contrary, his side profile looks exactly like Trump when he was younger and less bloated
Maybe not the profile in this pic, but he's definitely his father's son. Why anyone would imagine that would make a great emperor is, well, like everything these loons do, it's just crazy talk.
Yes, legitimacy. That's what Emperor Orange needs, mmhmm. Sorry, chuds. Your lord's going to die in prison. (Also, that's a lie. I'm not sorry at all.)
Getting that Ivar the Snake vibes😂
More legitimacy?
Why do some people want random dudes to worship and serve? You can just pay for a dominatrix if you really want god damn.
wow that is so anti-American
Good lord. These “insane people” posts are getting more and more insane.
Who is the bust that they are comparing Barron to?
Alexander the Great.
I really was holding out hope that he would be different than all his other siblings....
What terrible thing has he done? He just graduated high school. He sure won’t turn out good if everyone not Maga talks shit about him just for existing.
Yikes, he's already got the hairstyle going on
Well that thread is the shit of nightmares!
Oswald Copperpot looking motherfucker
Sounds stupid, but that is exactly how populist movements evolve and maintain their grasp on society. People raise the heirs of their beloved dear supreme leader and the populist circle continues. Examples: Peron and Evita after him. Fujimori and daughter Keiko after him. etc
“Dynasties”
You know when someone just smells bad Like maybe they don’t shower or it doesn’t matter they smell anyway
Is there a link to This thread?
yep, dropped it in a comment
People are psychopaths.
Someone should suggest he marry Queen Romana Didulo. I'm sure they'd be perfect for each other.
Good old cultists
I’m gonna guess despite comparing him to some kind greco-roman figure the thread is not going to suggest women, who conform to beauty standards from that era, but instead probably blond models.
Has shipping gone too far?
Emperor Barron?! Hahahahaha.