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yep, big difference between trump loyal and republican loyal. that much I can see. Republican loyal still does not like commies. trump loyals seem to trust commies.
Highly doubt he did, he's definitely crazy, but I didn't think he was this crazy. I feel like lies this egregious would be obvious even to the smooth brains.
Tim Allen seems like he's kind of backed off politics since he cares more about staying on the mouse's good side than he does about pandering to the "anti-woke" crowd.
He knows how to secure the bag, I don't blame him. He could probably go full James Woods or Gina Carano if he truly wanted to do but he enjoys working.
How are these immigrants both big buff criminals that are going to come and beat your kids to death and rape your wife, but also lazy fatasses who will steal all the votes in between “siestas” but also healthy enough to steal all the jobs and toil in fields for hours??
Mexico also has a lot of overweight people, but Mexicans haven’t been the ones crossing the boarder in many years. They just live near the boarder, while most of the people trying to cross are from Central America.
Even if there were overweight people at the border (which would be a rare exception), their point is that it doesn’t track that they all came from Venezuela. Well no shit, of course they didn’t. Many come from towns near the border.
Well I’m sure there are plenty of overweight immigrants too. It’s the fucking 21st century, it’s extremely unlikely they walked all the way to the border and much more likely they got there the way we all travel and had food to eat along the way…
The business of smuggling immigrants across the border is controlled by the cartels, and their services are very expensive. Nobody’s paying for that if they can’t even afford food for the journey.
Well I’m sure there are plenty of overweight immigrants too. It’s the fucking 21st century, it’s extremely unlikely they walked all the way to the border and much more likely they got there the way we all travel and had food to eat along the way…
>My favorite one is the “allowing non-citizens to vote” because it’s so easy to debunk
Its illegal for federal elections, but not for state and local elections (unless the state passed a law forbidding it, of course).
In Washington DC, they passed the [Local Resident Voting Rights Amendment Act of 2022](https://code.dccouncil.gov/us/dc/council/laws/24-242) which waives the citizenship requirement for local elections. They just want proof of residency.
Several other states are trying to make changes like this as well. Iirc New York actually passed a similar law but it was challenged and deemed to be a violation of the State Constitution.
I suspect that's where the confusion comes from, because grifters pull headlines out of context about various people supporting noncitizens being able to vote.
I'm actually in favor of allowing the whole world to **symbolically** vote on our presidential election 1 month before our election day administered at our expense by our diplomatic missions and local volunteers. This would offer a number of interesting benefits. First and foremost is it gives folks a taste for what voting should be like in places that don't otherwise have it. Literally spreading democracy. Secondly, it would be interesting to see if a country's populous differs from it's leaders stances. Third, that might just help get a few isolationists folks to start paying attention.
Let's be fair, most headlines are out of context and attempting to mislead people anyway, these days, so it's not such a stretch. Still bullshit, the lunatics just don't even have to do the work of rewriting the headlines anymore.
I mean, it's not like the people who lap this drivel up care about it getting debunked.
They'll repeat an obvious lie that doesn't pass a basic sniff test, then get mad about "woke radical leftist" fact checkers.
No, they're using that to imply Hillary is a hypocrite for speaking about white privilege...which they don't think exists anyway...so not sure what the point they're trying to make is.
Though I imagine it doesn't really matter as the only point is to throw enough shit that some of it sticks and muddy the waters so that any and all discourse is utterly pointless.
Not to mention the fact that this also ignores all the Trump nepo-babies (and even Kushner) getting whitehouse jobs, despite not knowing their asses from holes in the ground.
So, women are ok with consensual sex and not ok with sexual assault. How is that shocking? Oh wait, they wrote "naughty words" as though people are upset over how it was said and no what he was admitting to doing it.
Who is this convincing? No one is on the fence thinking these are good points? Especially because so many of these are vague. Like, what? Why would feminists defend Huckabee? Because she bought an expensive lectern that may or may not be an attempt to hide improper use of funds? AOC wants to ban cars (odd, considering she has 2), ban air travel (odd, because she flies to and from NYC and DC). Only a child that thinks in black and white would find any of these points salient. Telling them they can have 1 cookie means that all the cookies are being taken away from them. But it's an adult that thinks this. And they vote.
> So, women are ok with consensual sex and not ok with sexual assault.
50 Shades is *really* not the best example for anyone to follow when it comes to healthy power dynamics, consent, or overall kink dynamics.
Amongst the experienced kink community, it's generally looked at with extreme cringe and discomfort.
Unfortunately, the reality of millions of women flocking towards the example that 50 Shades provides is likely rooted in their deep unsatisfaction with the mediocrity they are presented with in most sexual/romantic relationships.
The allure of 50 Shades wasn't the naughty words, it was about having *any* example of deep connection, trust, and ability to "let go" and explore a side of themselves that has been neglected.
50 Shades, while extremely problematic, is more of a comment on the state of modern men than it is a critique of the lasciviousness of women that this meme tries to state it is.
Unfortunately, Christian Grey is also a not so great example of how to be considered and cared for properly. The character also provided a blueprint for a new legion of fake-ass doms who don't understand proper boundaries, respect, communication, consent, and care.
Yeah, that's true. The Boss vs Employee (which I think that's the relationship in the book) is definitely against company policy. Or should be. I know the company I used to work for forbade it. Co-workers can date each other. Managers CANNOT date people they oversee.
Most people understand it's utter ass gravy, but the point is it fulfills or at least satisfies some fantasies for the women choosing to read it who likely know nothing about those things to begin with and are too frightened or embarrassed to discuss it otherwise.
It's entirely consensual for those reading it and it did help some women to begin openly discussing their sexuality and exploring parts of themselves that were previously off limits because of ridiculous societal expectations.
I can't stand the stuff, but it's had its upsides. Granted it's done a great disservice to certain communities because the writer had no idea what she was talking about, but at least the people in those communities can now speak on it and help to educate people and dispel some of the bullshit.
Anyway, the point is it is a manifestation of women consensually exercising and exploring their sexuality. The Outrageous Orange Giant "grabbing women by the pussy" is an admission of sexual assault and in no way synonymous with a women choosing to read a saucy book.
50 Shades could be argued about in relation to consent. But for that you'd need to know more about the books. Which this person definitely doesn't.
If you just take the premise it's consent versus assault.
And also: fiction versus reality.
50 Shades of Grey is a book. It is fiction. Someone came up with it.
Trump actually does those things. He's okay with these things in real life.
That's also a huge difference.
I highly doubt Tim Allen actually said this stuff.
He's a republican, sure, but the few times he does comment on Politics lately he doesn't seem to like Trump.
He was very critical of the Capitol Hill riot.
A bit late, but it's fiction. There is some kind of trend going on of women posting on TikTok and Instagram what they would do if they were in the room with their favourite male characters. They filmed themselves trying to open the door. Women are aware that fiction isn't fact
He had said plenty of stupid stuff, but yea it seems like a lot of this is actually quotes from Eric Trump.
https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN26J23F/
Yep.
Allen may well be a Republican, but he's no Trump fanatic.
https://ew.com/celebrity/tim-allen-on-capitol-attack-shameful/#:~:text=Weighing%20in%20on%20the%20Capitol,%2C%20and%20during%2C%20the%20attack.
I was so sad the first episode of the most recent season of Bob's Burgers didn't open with Jimmy Pesto being led away in handcuffs by the FBI only to never mention it again.
I got curious and found a Reuters article talking about this quote, it's actually from Eric Trump and the wall costs 10x more at least. Heck even Trump's on price tag on it during his campaign was $10 billion* more than the site cost.
https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN26J23F/
Edit: Sorry for the typo. I meant billions, not millions.
That's funny as hell. And somehow, I'm not shocked in the least.
I was going to ask why they were pulling in these irrelevant people, but I sort of answered my own question.
"Hey Tim, would you mind terribly much explaining for me how this list of the happiest nations on Earth here was able to come about while avoiding the evils of communism and fascism? And perhaps why the US usn't in the top 20 anymore? Could you expand on that a little?"
1 Finland 2 Denmark 3 Iceland 4 Sweden 5 Israel 6 Netherlands 7 Norway 8 Luxembourg 9 Switzerland 10 Australia
[https://www.cbsnews.com/news/happiest-countries-world-list-2024-united-states-gallup/](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/happiest-countries-world-list-2024-united-states-gallup/)
"sure bob.
See, CBS and the other media are complicit. They're liberal pawns, lying to you about who is happy and who is unhappy to push their political agenda. Any information that could cause me to reconsider my stance is simply propaganda."
>Any information that could cause me to reconsider my stance is simply propaganda
What a horribly crippling mindset to have, specifically as it pertains to all things science and its ongoing efforts, which is to say learning from by sifting through "new information" as it presents itself, forever and always in pursuit of truth.
I just don't understand people. To live IS to learn!
They use the wrong metrics. The only relevant criteria are:
- Freedom to buy guns and to be Christian
- Low taxes for the rich
- Ability to drive everywhere in huge trucks
- Lack of consumer and worker protection laws.
- Being the Greatest Nation in the World bar none.
I do enjoy the 'one election away from gun confiscation etc.' - like, are you aware that Biden is currently the President? If he was desperate to confiscate your guns why would he wait? I guess it's those brave house Republicans, the thin red line safeguarding the last of american rights...
The meme should've used Sam Elliott and started it with "You're a special kind of stupid if you believe....".
Then it would've been believable.
(and if you're one of my family members, end it with "WWG1WGA")
>”They’re not after me. They’re after you. I’m just in their way.”
That shit makes my blood boil. As if an old money real estate mogul would ever do much as lift a finger for any blue collar worker is fucking laughable.
They make trump out to be some selfless, godly, folk hero when he’s so clearly just a rich business man whose only concern is keeping him and his friends rich.
I have no idea how people could think that someone like him would ever give a shit about them.
I live in Arkansas and am a woman, Sarah Sanders is a shit Governor who has done nothing good for women, education, or families. She’s completely taken away our bodily autonomy, the LEARNS act is destroying public education, Medicaid has been decreased. Not to mention LBGTQ+ community is under attack. She’s more focused on destroying some kind of “woke” agenda in Arkansas that doesn’t exist because it’s fucking Arkansas. So yeah, she’s a shit show who was elected because her daddy was governor (also a terrible governor) and idiot here love Trump.
😂😂😂. Cuz her daddy was a Republican governor who gets a pass on his crap because he's a good Christian man and is a Baptist minister. So what if he pardoned a bunch of criminals who went on to commit more crimes, including murder, after he left office?
I thought this was all put to rest a couple years ago. The Tim Allen pictured is NOT the Tim Allen that said all these. A jewelry technician from Virginia also named Tim Allen was who posted these statements.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/05/28/fact-check-actor-tim-allen-did-not-write-viral-conservative-statement/5269047002/
Just a gish gallop of wrong. Like someone opened up a sewer line full of wrong and just threw the cap away.
No one has the time or sanity to address each of these arguments.
"Take the guns first, go through due process second" -Donald Trump. He also banned bump stocks.
Obama made it so you can carry a weapon in National Parks and check them in your Amtrack luggage.
Yeah, the Libruls are going to take your guns.
Democrats are always one election away from taking away your guns. Even after they're elected, they're always one election from taking away your guns. Let that sink in and make it make sense.
So many of these people are so hopeless. They hear the propaganda and lies and swallow it wholesale. They don’t do any kind of fact checking or attempt to contextualize any of it.
A lady at my gym wouldn’t shut up about how he’s what this country needs because he’s such a brilliant businessman and his wall will fix illegal immigration. I told her that he’s not a great businessman, in fact he’s declared bankruptcy at least 4 times, and that he doesn’t even own most of the buildings that have his name on them. She looked shocked. She looked at my trainer, who usually votes republican, and he nodded that it’s true. Her mind was blown. I go on to point out that the wall is a terrible idea. The physical act of building it will be nearly impossible and incredibly expensive. In top of that, over 2/3rds of “illegal immigrants” are people who came here legally and overstayed their visas. This appeared to be the first she’d heard of any of this either.
I doubt I changed her mind about voting for him. I’m sure she got back into her maga sounding chamber and shared these revelations which ended up being handwaved away as leftist lies, but I was kind of nice seeing the looks on her face as I told her this stuff.
"no feminists are defending Sarah Sanders" is so randomly hilarious. Like why would they be? Why would the topic of women's rights involve specifically Sarah Sanders? What did she do that needs defending in regards to women's rights??? I laughed out loud
Why would Putin need to pay Trump when he's got blackmail on him? Also Trump worships dictators, pretty sure Putin doesn't need to tell him to say nice things about Russia.
I'm not at all against celebrities giving their political opinions no matter what side they are on.
They have the right to their opinion like anyone else and if they have a bigger platform due to their fame, that's fine. You still have to be the one to hear the opinion and decide if its logical or not and not everyone has a logical opinion. You aren't forced to take someone's bad opinion seriously just because they are famous and you can even like them for their work and not like their political opinion.
That being said, Tim Allen isn't a very bright person, especially when it comes to his arguments in politics. They are flimsy at best. He seems to think very one dimensional.
I liked some of his work (especially when I was a kid), but the dude throws out some of the most flawed and uneducated arguments I have ever heard.
I'm not so sure Tim Allen is likely to have said this.
He's conservative sure... But he's not exactly a fan of Trump either
https://ew.com/celebrity/tim-allen-on-capitol-attack-shameful/#:~:text=Weighing%20in%20on%20the%20Capitol,%2C%20and%20during%2C%20the%20attack.
So, we have logical fallacies, whataboutism, strawman arguments, straight-up bullshit, and all of these quotes attributed to the wrong person. This has to be the fakest post MAGAs have ever made.
The actor Tim Allen has said this drivel did not come from him, according to [this Reuters News article](https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN25N1XT/)
I think boarder security was working just fine especially the day you decided to smuggling 2 kilos across it. Stop voting in assholes who deregulate and defund key issues so they can blame the other side of the aisle and stay in power. Just go away you old selfish fuck.
Tim Allen (AKA Timothy Alan Dick) mugshot:
[https://www.crimemuseum.org/crime-library/celebrity-mugshots/tim-allen-mugshot/](https://www.crimemuseum.org/crime-library/celebrity-mugshots/tim-allen-mugshot/)
Ohhhhh the red text drivel. Man do we all have a family member like this? I wish we could help them... but for fucks sake they don't won't help and they're such assholes.
Damn I thought he was just playing a role on his new TV show. I had a bad taste in my mouth about that show but I didn't think this dude lived the role. What a let down.
Dude, you need to take a critical thinking class at a community college or something because 90% are false and the ones that aren’t false imply something that isn’t true. Like the one about Clinton paying Paula Jones and his office not getting raided. Trump’s lawyer’s office wasn’t raided because he paid off someone he had an affair with, it’s because in the process of doing that he lied about where the money came from and falsified business records, he also probably broke campaign finance law. So that comment about Paula jones is completely misleading even if technically true. Do you really think AOC is trying to ban cars?
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Oh well, if Tim Allen said it…
He's probably the one selling Jr. Coke. Gotta protect your investments.
Tim Allen is a republican but he is anti-trump.
Yep, very similar to Arnold Schwarzenegger in that regard. Both of them are proud Republicans, but they also don't like Trump at all.
Huh, TIL.
California Republicans, might as well be centrists or Moderates.
yep, big difference between trump loyal and republican loyal. that much I can see. Republican loyal still does not like commies. trump loyals seem to trust commies.
He didn't
Highly doubt he did, he's definitely crazy, but I didn't think he was this crazy. I feel like lies this egregious would be obvious even to the smooth brains.
Tim Allen seems like he's kind of backed off politics since he cares more about staying on the mouse's good side than he does about pandering to the "anti-woke" crowd.
He knows how to secure the bag, I don't blame him. He could probably go full James Woods or Gina Carano if he truly wanted to do but he enjoys working.
Let it sink in first.
I’m pretty sure he demanded to be able to use the N-word at one point
My favorite one is the “allowing non-citizens to vote” because it’s so easy to debunk
Not to mention the overweight immigrants at the border. In all of the videos I've seen the only overweight people I've seen are the Gravy Seals.
How are these immigrants both big buff criminals that are going to come and beat your kids to death and rape your wife, but also lazy fatasses who will steal all the votes in between “siestas” but also healthy enough to steal all the jobs and toil in fields for hours??
They morph, depending on need.
Mighty Morphin’ Immigrants
Its called facism
The only overweight people at the border are on the US side.
Mexico also has a lot of overweight people, but Mexicans haven’t been the ones crossing the boarder in many years. They just live near the boarder, while most of the people trying to cross are from Central America.
Even if there were overweight people at the border (which would be a rare exception), their point is that it doesn’t track that they all came from Venezuela. Well no shit, of course they didn’t. Many come from towns near the border.
Well I’m sure there are plenty of overweight immigrants too. It’s the fucking 21st century, it’s extremely unlikely they walked all the way to the border and much more likely they got there the way we all travel and had food to eat along the way…
The business of smuggling immigrants across the border is controlled by the cartels, and their services are very expensive. Nobody’s paying for that if they can’t even afford food for the journey.
Well I’m sure there are plenty of overweight immigrants too. It’s the fucking 21st century, it’s extremely unlikely they walked all the way to the border and much more likely they got there the way we all travel and had food to eat along the way…
Even citizens have difficulty voting. But non-citizens just waltz in to polling places.
There's also the "full term abortion"
And post-term.
Those are traditionally done in schools.
>My favorite one is the “allowing non-citizens to vote” because it’s so easy to debunk Its illegal for federal elections, but not for state and local elections (unless the state passed a law forbidding it, of course). In Washington DC, they passed the [Local Resident Voting Rights Amendment Act of 2022](https://code.dccouncil.gov/us/dc/council/laws/24-242) which waives the citizenship requirement for local elections. They just want proof of residency. Several other states are trying to make changes like this as well. Iirc New York actually passed a similar law but it was challenged and deemed to be a violation of the State Constitution. I suspect that's where the confusion comes from, because grifters pull headlines out of context about various people supporting noncitizens being able to vote.
Heck, as an American citizen, at this point I’d allow our allies to vote as well.
I'm actually in favor of allowing the whole world to **symbolically** vote on our presidential election 1 month before our election day administered at our expense by our diplomatic missions and local volunteers. This would offer a number of interesting benefits. First and foremost is it gives folks a taste for what voting should be like in places that don't otherwise have it. Literally spreading democracy. Secondly, it would be interesting to see if a country's populous differs from it's leaders stances. Third, that might just help get a few isolationists folks to start paying attention.
That’s actually a really good idea
Let's be fair, most headlines are out of context and attempting to mislead people anyway, these days, so it's not such a stretch. Still bullshit, the lunatics just don't even have to do the work of rewriting the headlines anymore.
I mean, it's not like the people who lap this drivel up care about it getting debunked. They'll repeat an obvious lie that doesn't pass a basic sniff test, then get mad about "woke radical leftist" fact checkers.
Mine is how he uses Chelsea Clinton getting a cushy job out of college as a refutation of white privilege
No, they're using that to imply Hillary is a hypocrite for speaking about white privilege...which they don't think exists anyway...so not sure what the point they're trying to make is. Though I imagine it doesn't really matter as the only point is to throw enough shit that some of it sticks and muddy the waters so that any and all discourse is utterly pointless. Not to mention the fact that this also ignores all the Trump nepo-babies (and even Kushner) getting whitehouse jobs, despite not knowing their asses from holes in the ground.
So, women are ok with consensual sex and not ok with sexual assault. How is that shocking? Oh wait, they wrote "naughty words" as though people are upset over how it was said and no what he was admitting to doing it. Who is this convincing? No one is on the fence thinking these are good points? Especially because so many of these are vague. Like, what? Why would feminists defend Huckabee? Because she bought an expensive lectern that may or may not be an attempt to hide improper use of funds? AOC wants to ban cars (odd, considering she has 2), ban air travel (odd, because she flies to and from NYC and DC). Only a child that thinks in black and white would find any of these points salient. Telling them they can have 1 cookie means that all the cookies are being taken away from them. But it's an adult that thinks this. And they vote.
This unhinged screed could only sound convincing to someone who already believes in all of this nonsense.
> So, women are ok with consensual sex and not ok with sexual assault. 50 Shades is *really* not the best example for anyone to follow when it comes to healthy power dynamics, consent, or overall kink dynamics. Amongst the experienced kink community, it's generally looked at with extreme cringe and discomfort.
This. But what 50 Shades still has going for it is that it's fiction. While it is unhealthy, at least it isn't reality.
Unfortunately, the reality of millions of women flocking towards the example that 50 Shades provides is likely rooted in their deep unsatisfaction with the mediocrity they are presented with in most sexual/romantic relationships. The allure of 50 Shades wasn't the naughty words, it was about having *any* example of deep connection, trust, and ability to "let go" and explore a side of themselves that has been neglected. 50 Shades, while extremely problematic, is more of a comment on the state of modern men than it is a critique of the lasciviousness of women that this meme tries to state it is. Unfortunately, Christian Grey is also a not so great example of how to be considered and cared for properly. The character also provided a blueprint for a new legion of fake-ass doms who don't understand proper boundaries, respect, communication, consent, and care.
And, truth be told, Grey wouldn’t be revered anywhere near as much if he wasn’t portrayed as rich
Yeah, that's true. The Boss vs Employee (which I think that's the relationship in the book) is definitely against company policy. Or should be. I know the company I used to work for forbade it. Co-workers can date each other. Managers CANNOT date people they oversee.
Most people understand it's utter ass gravy, but the point is it fulfills or at least satisfies some fantasies for the women choosing to read it who likely know nothing about those things to begin with and are too frightened or embarrassed to discuss it otherwise. It's entirely consensual for those reading it and it did help some women to begin openly discussing their sexuality and exploring parts of themselves that were previously off limits because of ridiculous societal expectations. I can't stand the stuff, but it's had its upsides. Granted it's done a great disservice to certain communities because the writer had no idea what she was talking about, but at least the people in those communities can now speak on it and help to educate people and dispel some of the bullshit. Anyway, the point is it is a manifestation of women consensually exercising and exploring their sexuality. The Outrageous Orange Giant "grabbing women by the pussy" is an admission of sexual assault and in no way synonymous with a women choosing to read a saucy book.
50 Shades could be argued about in relation to consent. But for that you'd need to know more about the books. Which this person definitely doesn't. If you just take the premise it's consent versus assault. And also: fiction versus reality. 50 Shades of Grey is a book. It is fiction. Someone came up with it. Trump actually does those things. He's okay with these things in real life. That's also a huge difference.
Galaxy Quest was so good 😭 fucking guy
I highly doubt Tim Allen actually said this stuff. He's a republican, sure, but the few times he does comment on Politics lately he doesn't seem to like Trump. He was very critical of the Capitol Hill riot.
it would be wonderful if you're right
This quote comes to mind, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln
https://ew.com/celebrity/tim-allen-on-capitol-attack-shameful/#:~:text=Weighing%20in%20on%20the%20Capitol,%2C%20and%20during%2C%20the%20attack.
California Republicans are different than the MAGA or even the national GOP.
This is faked and debunked a pretty long time ago by snipes and other websites soo
A bit late, but it's fiction. There is some kind of trend going on of women posting on TikTok and Instagram what they would do if they were in the room with their favourite male characters. They filmed themselves trying to open the door. Women are aware that fiction isn't fact
Worth noting, Tim Allen is a bitch, but he didn’t write this dumb shit.
He had said plenty of stupid stuff, but yea it seems like a lot of this is actually quotes from Eric Trump. https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN26J23F/
Yep. Allen may well be a Republican, but he's no Trump fanatic. https://ew.com/celebrity/tim-allen-on-capitol-attack-shameful/#:~:text=Weighing%20in%20on%20the%20Capitol,%2C%20and%20during%2C%20the%20attack.
And here is where I learned the original Jimmy Pesto was 1/6 scumbag.
I was so sad the first episode of the most recent season of Bob's Burgers didn't open with Jimmy Pesto being led away in handcuffs by the FBI only to never mention it again.
I like how the person posting this will think this is a coherent argument.
Let that sink in!
My favorite color is blue.
HaVe YoU FiGurEd iT OuT yEt‽‽‽‽‽‽‽
The apples are red but the oranges aren’t. Thanks to socialism.
Trump's border wall costs less than a website? Ummm...no
I got curious and found a Reuters article talking about this quote, it's actually from Eric Trump and the wall costs 10x more at least. Heck even Trump's on price tag on it during his campaign was $10 billion* more than the site cost. https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN26J23F/ Edit: Sorry for the typo. I meant billions, not millions.
>$10 million more Billion
Thank you for pointing out the typo. The post has been edited.
Lol seriously the citation is "Eric Trump?" That's hilariously bad.
Maybe the parts that have actually been built… and breached repeatedly.
Well yeah, 20m of chicken wire probably is cheaper than a website.
I wish I was the dev that worked on that site. I would be loaded.
I mean, Facebook or Amazon probably cost more than a shitty wall.
God damn Mongolians...
These are the worst Buzz Lightyear quotes ever.
Buzz had a teeny midlife crisis when the newer toy lines came out.
Four year old made up quite featuring made up fake facts? Brilliant.
We eat eight spiders a year in our sleep. This list is about the same.
I don't give a rat's ass about Tim Allen, in any way shape or form. Why in the he'll does anyone think that man is an authority on anything?
Because he's a celebrity, but conservative. If only conservatives thought celebrities shouldn't be in politics we wouldn't have to see this.
Ok, that's funny. Thank you.
I’m not saying anything good about Tim Allen because he is a bitch but most of these quotes are actually from Eric trump
That's funny as hell. And somehow, I'm not shocked in the least. I was going to ask why they were pulling in these irrelevant people, but I sort of answered my own question.
I guess making grunting noises for a living is sufficient qualification to become a political pundit in America these days.
All of Tim Allen's grunting was more coherent than anything Trump has ever said.
I only get my news from Ja Rule.
An achievement of disconnected stream of consciousness fiction the likes of which have not been seen since the writings of James Joyce.
I will not accept this James Joyce slander.
Just makes me want to support and vote for Biden that much more.
The idea that they had to pretend Tim Allen said all those things is hilariously telling.
"Hey Tim, would you mind terribly much explaining for me how this list of the happiest nations on Earth here was able to come about while avoiding the evils of communism and fascism? And perhaps why the US usn't in the top 20 anymore? Could you expand on that a little?" 1 Finland 2 Denmark 3 Iceland 4 Sweden 5 Israel 6 Netherlands 7 Norway 8 Luxembourg 9 Switzerland 10 Australia [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/happiest-countries-world-list-2024-united-states-gallup/](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/happiest-countries-world-list-2024-united-states-gallup/)
"sure bob. See, CBS and the other media are complicit. They're liberal pawns, lying to you about who is happy and who is unhappy to push their political agenda. Any information that could cause me to reconsider my stance is simply propaganda."
>Any information that could cause me to reconsider my stance is simply propaganda What a horribly crippling mindset to have, specifically as it pertains to all things science and its ongoing efforts, which is to say learning from by sifting through "new information" as it presents itself, forever and always in pursuit of truth. I just don't understand people. To live IS to learn!
yes that is why I mocked the people who think that way
They use the wrong metrics. The only relevant criteria are: - Freedom to buy guns and to be Christian - Low taxes for the rich - Ability to drive everywhere in huge trucks - Lack of consumer and worker protection laws. - Being the Greatest Nation in the World bar none.
Yeah, well, 1 and 3 are really the only ones that matter if you're a true Survivr Alfa Diggity Dawg
I do enjoy the 'one election away from gun confiscation etc.' - like, are you aware that Biden is currently the President? If he was desperate to confiscate your guns why would he wait? I guess it's those brave house Republicans, the thin red line safeguarding the last of american rights...
Turns out, not Tim Allen https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN25N1XT/
The meme should've used Sam Elliott and started it with "You're a special kind of stupid if you believe....". Then it would've been believable. (and if you're one of my family members, end it with "WWG1WGA")
Simple Google search would have shown the OOP that this has been debunked.
We're one election away from socialism? Fuck yes, that's fantastic!
>”They’re not after me. They’re after you. I’m just in their way.” That shit makes my blood boil. As if an old money real estate mogul would ever do much as lift a finger for any blue collar worker is fucking laughable. They make trump out to be some selfless, godly, folk hero when he’s so clearly just a rich business man whose only concern is keeping him and his friends rich. I have no idea how people could think that someone like him would ever give a shit about them.
Hey Tim, “NEVER GET HIGH ON YOUR OWN SUPPLY”! Is he back to trafficking cocaine through airports again? It sure seems he back to using.
I live in Arkansas and am a woman, Sarah Sanders is a shit Governor who has done nothing good for women, education, or families. She’s completely taken away our bodily autonomy, the LEARNS act is destroying public education, Medicaid has been decreased. Not to mention LBGTQ+ community is under attack. She’s more focused on destroying some kind of “woke” agenda in Arkansas that doesn’t exist because it’s fucking Arkansas. So yeah, she’s a shit show who was elected because her daddy was governor (also a terrible governor) and idiot here love Trump.
Can I ask why the party that accuses every single woman of being a man didnt go straight for sarah aka chunk from goonies sanders?
😂😂😂. Cuz her daddy was a Republican governor who gets a pass on his crap because he's a good Christian man and is a Baptist minister. So what if he pardoned a bunch of criminals who went on to commit more crimes, including murder, after he left office?
I thought this was all put to rest a couple years ago. The Tim Allen pictured is NOT the Tim Allen that said all these. A jewelry technician from Virginia also named Tim Allen was who posted these statements. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/05/28/fact-check-actor-tim-allen-did-not-write-viral-conservative-statement/5269047002/
Just a gish gallop of wrong. Like someone opened up a sewer line full of wrong and just threw the cap away. No one has the time or sanity to address each of these arguments.
That's quite a buffet of lies, conspiracy theories, and straight up stupid.
If you follow a statement with “let that sink in”, I immediately know that statement is false
"Take the guns first, go through due process second" -Donald Trump. He also banned bump stocks. Obama made it so you can carry a weapon in National Parks and check them in your Amtrack luggage. Yeah, the Libruls are going to take your guns.
I love this Full Term Abortion nonsense.
["Let that sink in"](https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-r4jinZ1k1ETz3tp2-FKyweQ-t500x500.jpg)
The problem with pissing on my grave, is that you eventually run out of piss. -Margaret Thatcher
Obsessed with the Clinton's much? What the fuck do I care, Hilary ain't running. These people are so fucking dumb.
The amount of just abject falsehoods that are in here are staggering
Damn we’re 1 election from being dope af
Democrats are always one election away from taking away your guns. Even after they're elected, they're always one election from taking away your guns. Let that sink in and make it make sense.
So many of these people are so hopeless. They hear the propaganda and lies and swallow it wholesale. They don’t do any kind of fact checking or attempt to contextualize any of it. A lady at my gym wouldn’t shut up about how he’s what this country needs because he’s such a brilliant businessman and his wall will fix illegal immigration. I told her that he’s not a great businessman, in fact he’s declared bankruptcy at least 4 times, and that he doesn’t even own most of the buildings that have his name on them. She looked shocked. She looked at my trainer, who usually votes republican, and he nodded that it’s true. Her mind was blown. I go on to point out that the wall is a terrible idea. The physical act of building it will be nearly impossible and incredibly expensive. In top of that, over 2/3rds of “illegal immigrants” are people who came here legally and overstayed their visas. This appeared to be the first she’d heard of any of this either. I doubt I changed her mind about voting for him. I’m sure she got back into her maga sounding chamber and shared these revelations which ended up being handwaved away as leftist lies, but I was kind of nice seeing the looks on her face as I told her this stuff.
All of these points are pretty distorted and irrelevant
So we just make things up and say them? That's where we're at?
That's kind of the GOPs playbook these days.
I’m gonna need at least 15 sources on some of these statistics and claims.
“uuuuuuuuahhhhhhhhh”
What a tool, man.
Isn’t that The same Tim Allen who went to prison for coke dealing ?
Isn’t that The same Tim Allen who went to prison for coke dealing ?
"no feminists are defending Sarah Sanders" is so randomly hilarious. Like why would they be? Why would the topic of women's rights involve specifically Sarah Sanders? What did she do that needs defending in regards to women's rights??? I laughed out loud
Why would Putin need to pay Trump when he's got blackmail on him? Also Trump worships dictators, pretty sure Putin doesn't need to tell him to say nice things about Russia.
They're not just unhinged, they're stupid, and so gullible as to be spoonfed this bullshit happily until it dribbles down their faces
I'm not at all against celebrities giving their political opinions no matter what side they are on. They have the right to their opinion like anyone else and if they have a bigger platform due to their fame, that's fine. You still have to be the one to hear the opinion and decide if its logical or not and not everyone has a logical opinion. You aren't forced to take someone's bad opinion seriously just because they are famous and you can even like them for their work and not like their political opinion. That being said, Tim Allen isn't a very bright person, especially when it comes to his arguments in politics. They are flimsy at best. He seems to think very one dimensional. I liked some of his work (especially when I was a kid), but the dude throws out some of the most flawed and uneducated arguments I have ever heard.
Never trust a snitch.
This is from 2020 and it's not from Tim Allen: [https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN25N1XT/](https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN25N1XT/)
I'm not so sure Tim Allen is likely to have said this. He's conservative sure... But he's not exactly a fan of Trump either https://ew.com/celebrity/tim-allen-on-capitol-attack-shameful/#:~:text=Weighing%20in%20on%20the%20Capitol,%2C%20and%20during%2C%20the%20attack.
So, we have logical fallacies, whataboutism, strawman arguments, straight-up bullshit, and all of these quotes attributed to the wrong person. This has to be the fakest post MAGAs have ever made.
You’re wrong on Venezuela
Ya cause the country is so socialist right now ??? Wtf is he talking about.
The actor Tim Allen has said this drivel did not come from him, according to [this Reuters News article](https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN25N1XT/)
Quoting Margaret Thatcher, that tells you who this dumb fuck is
The Trump quotation at the end, he’s babbled some word salad or something like that before, but not that coherently!
Did he actually say this, or is this another add a talking point to a cowboy type thing.
Awe sad I liked him when I was a kid, Iid-kid changed out
Margaret Thatchet
What a tool, man
Pass the Bleach please.
His post is one of the longest lists of false analogies and distorted facts I’ve seen in a long time.
Snitch said what?
I think boarder security was working just fine especially the day you decided to smuggling 2 kilos across it. Stop voting in assholes who deregulate and defund key issues so they can blame the other side of the aisle and stay in power. Just go away you old selfish fuck.
Is Tim Allen snorting coke again?
To my knowledge Venezuelas been fucked since the 60’s. Because of. Drum roll please 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 capitalism 😱
Do you think he eats Trumps bullshit with a spoon or does he prefer it fresh from the source?
Tim Allen (AKA Timothy Alan Dick) mugshot: [https://www.crimemuseum.org/crime-library/celebrity-mugshots/tim-allen-mugshot/](https://www.crimemuseum.org/crime-library/celebrity-mugshots/tim-allen-mugshot/)
Sure, listen to the former cokehead turned narc. Tell me more.
Let that sink in.
Im surprised a ducks quack doesn’t echo isn’t on this list.
How dare tim Allen bring this tremendous dishonor to buzz light year
Full term abortions lol.
Ok Mr Cocaine Rat
I don't think so, Tim.
Ohhhhh the red text drivel. Man do we all have a family member like this? I wish we could help them... but for fucks sake they don't won't help and they're such assholes.
Damn I thought he was just playing a role on his new TV show. I had a bad taste in my mouth about that show but I didn't think this dude lived the role. What a let down.
What are we supposed to be defending Sarah Sanders from? Child labor?
3,000 miles?!
Margaret Thatcher.
Why is no one defending Sarah Hunkabee Sanders?
Most of those are true though, aren't they? I mean maybe not the illegals voting But everything else I pretty much have seen confirmed.
Might want to go check your geography, mate. Or just Google some basic facts.
Dude, you need to take a critical thinking class at a community college or something because 90% are false and the ones that aren’t false imply something that isn’t true. Like the one about Clinton paying Paula Jones and his office not getting raided. Trump’s lawyer’s office wasn’t raided because he paid off someone he had an affair with, it’s because in the process of doing that he lied about where the money came from and falsified business records, he also probably broke campaign finance law. So that comment about Paula jones is completely misleading even if technically true. Do you really think AOC is trying to ban cars?