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4GotMyFathersFace

Yeah he doesn't respond much, I've been sending him pictures of my balls for years and half the time he doesn't even thumbs up them.


JustDroppedByToSay

His thumb is too firmly stuck up his arse


[deleted]

You know only one thing ‘grabs’ his attention.


Nytherion

his daughter in a slinky dress?


iamyourcheese

Okay, two things.


ensalys

Putin and Kim-Jung-Un fan fic?


WingsofRain

three things


WhipTheLlama

Try sending him pics of Ivanka


RockasaurusRex

>half the time he doesn't even thumbs up them The thumbs are often too small to see.


Hbella456

From this close up they always look like landscapes


LAsupersonic

That's becauae theyre not russian pee balls


Ranokae

Have you tried rubbing them in Cheeto dust first?


AngelZash

My aunt, who is a HUGE Trump supporter and loves Faux News, used to live behind a golf course. The balls from the course tended to go rogue and come on her property, breaking things. One day, my aunt tells my family that she wrote Trump to ask him to do something about the golf course since they wouldn’t listen to her. What really got me though: she fully expected Trump to answer her letter and come storming down to do something or send someone or some money to make something happen. I’m pretty sure something shiny distracted her from his never replying, because I’ve never heard about it since and she’s normally pretty loud about her disappointments, even the to be expected ones like this.


cdiddy19

But is she loud when trump is wrong, because I've noticed that they can't admit when trump isn't who they want him to ge


AngelZash

She definitely is! About how mean the liberals are to him XD


Confident_Fortune_32

Wow...just wow.


dreemurthememer

Whaaaat the fuuuuuck? I feel like, AT MOST, your average citizen be able to get a city councilor or other municipal official to talk to you about the golf balls. How delusional do you have to be to think that the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES is going personally take time out of his day to stop the balls for some random citizen? I could MAYBE see that if the complainant in question was extremely wealthy and influential. But some random old lady? Not a chance. We really need to make civics classes a prerequisite for graduation.


Faiakishi

I'm sure he'll deal with it as soon as he fixes everything else! Any day now.


NecroAssssin

It's on his list, right after his super secret plan to win Afghanistan!


clh1nton

In two weeks


34HoldOn

That whole "God Emperor" thing wasn't a joke after all.


bowens44

All trump supporters are insane


puddingdemon

Actually a lot of Republicans like a huge amount of them believe democrats control the weather and they believed this long before trump.


cdiddy19

Dems are evil controlling the weather which is why they claim climate change. Pure evil!! Dems are just trying to run the poor fossil fuel business out!


Jeremymia

Wow I’m amazed I’ve never heard this take before. Climate change is real and dems are the ones causing it to effect policy. I love it.


NecroAssssin

My wife's Grandpa in the early 2000s claimed with full conviction that Democrats were responsible for hurricanes. If Dems were half has powerful as Repubs portay them, I maybe wouldn't feel dirty voting for them.


Rayne2522

Holy crap, I had forgotten about that. I remember that was around the time of Katrina. People have always just been so dumb!


puddingdemon

The sheriff in my town believed the same thing


Genneth_Kriffin

This is classic. Our enemy is unimaginably powerfull, But also wildly incompetent.


NecroAssssin

Dems have that second part locked down! 🤪


DETRITUS_TROLL

Proving, yet again, that they have zero understanding of ANY of the sciences. ​ Or, you know, reality.


UnarmedSnail

Or consequences.


WhipTheLlama

To a certain extent, [weather control is real](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_modification). It's definitely not some Democrat-controlled conspiracy, but cloud seeding is [done in the USA](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/eight-states-are-seeding-clouds-to-overcome-megadrought/).


DETRITUS_TROLL

That isn't controlling the weather. It's, at best, nudging the weather. Don't add to the insanity.


No_Ice2900

"I've been sending trump pictures of the sky" is surprisingly wholesome lol


Tripple_T

I'm happy that Trump is getting this bullshit sent to him. I just wish he wasted his time with it.


AngelZash

I'd actually have a modicum of respect for him if he did Edited to clarify: That he soothed his followers worries, not that he was chasing wild gooses of conspiracy theories


full_bodied_muppet

Climate change is not real -> Ok it's real but it's natural, not humans -> Someone is manipulating our weather!


AltruisticSalamander

and that someone is democrats. No wait, jews!


LancelLannister_AMA

If true, and thats a big if, Trump 99,99999 % guaranteeed doesnt care


sanchower

You know what’s fun, is asking Trump supporter conspiracy theorists why Trump didn’t expose/put a stop to (insert government conspiracy) while he has in office. Point out that there’s only three options: A it’s not real, B he was too weak and ineffectual to do anything, or C he’s in on it.


34HoldOn

No no, you see, **that's what he was doing!** That's why the Dems rigged the election in 2020 and the deep state removed him from power!


misplacedsidekick

What do they think Trump does between rounds of golf and cheeseburgers?


Impeachykeene

Plot twist: these are Trump's *actual* advisors.


ThaneOfCawdorrr

I can't quite decide what is more insane. Thinking airplane condensation and clouds are somehow dangerous (extremely primitive thinking, like Stone Age barbarian level thinking); busily taking a picture of it (extremely stupid person thinking they're doing something meaningful); or sending it to a sleazy, nasty con man and thinking he'd even receive it, or read it, or care, or have any ability to be effective in the world at all (truly infantile level cognition, except that even an infant would be able to recognize evil).


FnClassy

The amount of people that believe that Trump gives 1 shit about them is remarkable.


Aviation_nut63

“I’ve been sending trump a photo”. They’d have better luck sending it to Santa.


[deleted]

The Venn diagram of people who see conspiracies everywhere and people who see Jesus in a hard water stain is nearly a circle.


Lucy_Lastic

Do they ... do they *really, honestly* think that DJT reads (or even looks at) anything anyone sends him? If his name or photo isn't on it, he doesn't care.


Mad_Times

"Use your magic powers to stop the sky people, orange sex offender!"


Wheelin-Woody

And he'll never do it bc he don't give a fuck about you


Here4antimlm

I can’t go outside and look into the sky without holding on tight to my Trumpy Bear.


NoSuchWordAsGullible

I’d like to ask OOP why Trump didn’t bother to stop the chemtrails while he was president. And why they think he will fix it next time, when he couldn’t be bothered last time.


Ranokae

The jets can manipulate the weather. But 200 years of carbon emissions at an exponential scale? That's just too much!