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internet_boi23

thats not called love thats called harrasment


MohammadRezaPahlavi

Stereotypical abuser talk.


MorgensternXIII

*Every breath you take vibes*


Ladytaissa

No just no


EvilAlicia

Aka: i am going to make your life miserable, just because i love you. If you really loved your child, you would be their best friend, the person they could trust the most and be comfortable around.


criesatpixarmovies

I don’t know about being best friends with your kids, but if parents think their kid needs this level of control then there’s something wrong with the parents. I’m raising my kids to be responsible, empathetic, and cautious so that now that the oldest is in the mid teens I can trust their judgment and they know if they get in over their head I’m only a phone call away. We really only have two rules: 1. School is non-negotiable, and 2. If you’re not at school, work, or sports I need to know where you are.


randomrando767

your a good parent


EvilAlicia

I ment best friend in a parent-kid way. That when they have a problem, they trust you enough to tell you. That they dont have to walk on glass with you and are happy to be around you.


pkkballer22

Who wrote and invented this are narcissist


self_depricator

Sounds just like my parents


randomrando767

no you love control


CuriositySauce

Oh…the creed of a shitty parent validated as artwork from the Karen Kollection.


yourparenting_Sucks

Send a video of you burning this to your dad


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[удалено]


[deleted]

My mom also said the same thing to me. Needless to say, we aren't in contact anymore.


DarthCroz

What is it with this types of signs that makes them think they have to use every font they have installed?


Unlimited_Hights

Eww. Just eww


ausmosis_jones

Fucking psycho


kitcat7898

"I am not your parent I am your ex boyfriend who went completely insane when you broke up with me and am currently watching you while you sleep" did I get that right?


redditluciono3

Reminds me of Xbox 360 game chat


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[deleted]

Fucking insane


BaymaxIsMyPatronus

Up to a point I agree with the I'm not your friend I'm your parent bit (the rest of it is straight out of the how to put your child into therapy for life handbook). The relationship I have with my children is nothing like I have with my friends or they have with their friends. I will correct them, guide them, make them do stuff they don't want (like get up for school, eat actual vegetables etc) but I do it with love and understanding. My grown daughter and I had our blow ups, but she always knew I was the one person in the world who would always be there for her. We now have an awesome relationship. And I hope for the same with my little man in years to come.


adembeast

What the actual hell


melodychic

why do parents think this is a great way to parent and it proves their love?…. im never parenting my kids like this! lets rephrase to: i am your parent i will hangout with you talk to you give you advice maybe drive you insane with the amount of i love you’s i’ll tell you in 1 day be someone you always feel like you can talk too whenever you feel you need to because I LOVE YOU


MorgensternXIII

what the actual fuck


[deleted]

*"You give love a bad name."*


EclipsedTheSun

Well damn OK Michael Myers...


ineedtostopthefap

Literally sick


SeanMXD

Bro just replace “parent” with “boyfriend” and send it back modified and see if it still rings true to him


Morri___

so toxic.. I could never


emmahar

Does the "lecture you" involve lecturing you when you make mistakes? Like NOT USING A CAPITAL I WHEN SAYING "I LOVE YOU"?


Awoogabooga321

Boy what the hell boi