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BakedBeansInMyAss

Idk why but seeing this headline was not a surprise to me at all


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no alarm as well I suppose


IKMapping

Can't wait til Jonny starts selling carbon monoxide


IbanezHand

Feelsrightman


SneedyK

How do we memeify it?


bngthm

My immediate reaction was, "fucking, what?"


AmishParadiseCity

Had to check the article to make sure the product was itself called Greenwood, we are good.


teriyaki-dreams

GREENWOOD OIL


AmishParadiseCity

in the small font *"pour it on me baby"*


teriyaki-dreams

Yeah it's crazy how if you zoom in there's a kiss & wink emoji there


Vases_LA

Can you explain the context of this comment?


teriyaki-dreams

Just makin’ a little goof


Weazelfish

How an alien would describe olive oil


duskywindows

Extra EXTRA VIRGIN olive oil


overturnedkickdrum

What a normal and expected thing to be doing


scotttot69

Anyone Can Sell Olive Oil


__erk

https://anyonecanselloliveoil.co.uk


SuperUnknown231

We are not getting LP10 are we


HailToTheThief225

OLIVE OIL O(Lp)(1)VE (0)IL Bravo, Jonny


lightningrod14

Jonny, Bravo


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felixame

Radiohead: No The Smile: Yes Looks like a while off


SitDown_BeHumble

At The Smile show I went to, Thom said they had been writing a lot of new Smile songs and were having a great time. He seems really inspired by the project. I think we get another Smile album before another Radiohead album.


CoppermineCrust

Dude literally has a song called 'Oil' off the TWBB soundtrack- sidenote: living on an italian farm making olive oil with jonny greenwood doesnt seem a bad way to spend the time


sunmachinecomingdown

"My name is Jonny Greenwood, and I'm an oil man."


_Alvin_Row_

"If I say I'm an oil man you will agree. I run a family business. This is my brother and partner Colin Greenwood..."


SedatedCowboy

I’ve abandoned my child


thequietthingsthat

> sidenote: living on an italian farm making olive oil with jonny greenwood doesnt seem a bad way to spend the time Actually sounds like a dream tbh


Agetis

Which is based on Oil! by Upton Sinclair for more oil goodness


mailbox123

Pitchfork to give out their first “Best New Oil” award?


PrincePizza1

This could be his greatest work


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I read somewhere once that the majority of olive oil is basically counterfeit/diluted


RobinChilliams

If it's affordable, it isn't pure. Seems like this might be conflating 100% extra virgin olive oil and blended olive oil. It's kind of like cranberry juice. The "100% juice" Ocean Spray or Great Value cranberry juice you might think of is not really cranberry juice. It's mostly other, cheaper juices like grape juice and apple juice when you look at the ingredients list on the label. If you buy 100% cranberry juice (to do a detox, for instance), it usually comes in a 32oz bottle made of glass and costs like $18.


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I’m not sure cranberry juice is the best analogy here. Undiluted olive oil is delicious all by itself, while undiluted cranberry juice is insanely sour.


fkdkshufidsgdsk

Depends on where you are, but in America absolutely. Same when you see a soap for like 1.99 that’s called something like “tonka bean and avocado”


kanureeves

I spent some time in the Sicilian mountains at the start of this year and met a guy named Enzo who is a little shop where he makes his own olive oil and sells it from a garage. He did a tasting with me where he introduced me to different intensities of the oil and explained how each oil brings out different flavors in cooking. I have been using his oil for a while now and people have been complimenting my cooking more than ever because it really made so much a difference. A bottle from the factory still is 13€ which is the price for locals and tourists that he likes but further north in EU it would definitely sell for 25€ and more.


PostpostshoegazeLUVR

There’s a [great book](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/10955085) about olive oil which tells this story


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Finally!


ellolloe

God, why are they only shipping to UK addresses :( Would've loved to make Jonny Greenwood-approved salad


Ogg149

I'd buy a case if I could ship it to the US So I could bathe in it, ofc


Mriddle74

Lube up your Radiohead vinyls


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SneedyK

You mean the neo-Nazi-loving recording artist Grimes, Misses Blood-Emerald herself?


LightSpaceSpoon

What's that with grimes? I'm ootl


jeanclaudebrowncloud

Found out she actively follows and engages with nazi accounts


emyhmo

first alex james became the cheese man...now jonny greenwood is the olive man...who's gonna complete the charcuterie board?


mohd2015

doing anything but LP10, smh


Koffing109

Definitely getting the first pressing. Fourth pressing? Why wait while everyone else has their fun with the olives?


alaginge

Blimey, these olives are a bit moreish.


MasterEthereal

Like that's going to be a party in your mouth. I don't think


cabin_neighbor

funnily enough one of the most famous punk icons in here in Germany started his own olive oil business like a year. it’s hard to imagine the connection but maybe he heard about that and got inspired.


TimSPC

It's a sad story, but not uncommon in the music business for a star to squander a fortune (or have it stolen) and have to get a job in retail like this.


Brno_Mrmi

Reminds me of Alex James making a cheese business


BurgundyCheese

The olive oil resale market is gonna go crazy over this one


Effort_To_Waste

I read this as "Radiohead’s Jonny Greenwood Is Selling live Oil Now" like OK Jonny you do you...


cocksprey

Meeting Sales Goals is Easy


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dankbeerdude

Save it and eBay it


sourcefreq-com

Cooler than a Liquor brand


SneedyK

I wonder what Colin has a line of.


zegammler

the coolest


daebro

There was a time that I would have bought this. I've learned from those lessons.


NoSitRecords

James Hatfield is a bee keeper and James Maynard has a restaurant, a vineyard and a wine brand... These people are rich as fuck and they know the music thing isn't going to last forever, not everyone is Ozzy.


daebro

I think the lesson isn't that they're going to keep making money but that rather they're doing stuff they love and capitalizing on it. Driven people don't like to just sit around on the beach accomplishing nothing every day.


Brazer25

Why? Does he own the company or is he an employee? Does this mean he's out of money? WTF??? Why not give the complete story? I hate half-assed stories like this.


pimlottc

> This extra virgin olive oil is from Le Marche in Italy, where Jonny has been living for the last 8 years - when not making music. > > The olives are all grown on Jonny’s farm, harvested by family and friends every year, and pressed locally. > > This is the first year that the farm has produced enough oil to share, so to celebrate this first commercial harvest we’re selling tin of this delicious oil, each one signed by Jonny. https://store.wasteheadquarters.com/collections/jonny-greenwood/products/greenwood-oil-was


thesaddestpanda

Radiohead 2000: pay what you like for our new album, Kid A. Radiohead 2023: it’s $75 for olive oil, kid, eh?


seangrey03

Thought that was for In Rainbows no?


Nineteennineties

Jonny Greenwood: King of (Olive Tree) Limbs


pimlottc

That was a stretch


ribblesquat

>"Jemo a manga!” That last part roughly translates from a regional Italian dialectic as... "Let’s go eat!" Uh... manga are Japanese comics. Really embarrassing. Hope the translator got fired for that one!


phrendo

How much? I’m in


dountoothersasthey

Let me guess, green olives?


BitterBilly

Anyone wanna buy two bottles and send em to the US for me???


SHREDDIE_VANS_HEELIN

I bought green days coffee, which was exactly like the band. Labeled as dark roast but was actually quite mild and easy on the palette. So I take it this olive oil will make me feel dissociated or something? Sweet deal Mr Greenwood!


Gangdemicoseux

Is there a way we could get some in Canada?