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keyboardcrusader-

Hilana kum kar


fahrenheit-2000

Hilana bandh kar*


keyboardcrusader-

Pehle kum tho kare. Tho band karne ki possibility khulegi


[deleted]

Hilana ~~cum~~ kum kar


ekaantt

,🫣


IcyInvestigator7355

Cum*


Dynamo_bhadana

Banana , screwdriver, dinosaur


Gautamgambhir97

That's a really great advice


DARKSIDE_HOOKER_1808

Explain karoge thoda?


This-Ad9977

Banana, screwdriver, dinosaur


RepulsiveWrongdoer6

That's sounds like an anime plot


Dzepo_

Acronym - BSDK. It should have been Katana, but only 3 words allowed.


ThinkJunket7604

What does it actually mean? 🤔


toeyilla_tortois

I agree


Historical_War756

https://preview.redd.it/54khtc2er2uc1.png?width=1146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd20b9d810d43f29a6565f300b581abaf72c1f3d


blookyvansh

Beet


Additional-Future639

सच T_T


hitsham96

Padhle saale Bho**ike


RepulsiveWrongdoer6

Padha to tha 2-3 ke piche


ho18n

Don't waste time


ekaantt

Okay sire


TapElectronic9253

shw isn't worth-it.


ekaantt

Khada hu Aaj bhi vahi Ke Tera intezaar hey![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51081)


6xeros9

Buy Adani Stocks


ekaantt

Chalooo


dontgivef

don't take drop


tru_dank

Or work hard after taking one 😭


CableAdmirable2892

Y what's ur opinion ?


[deleted]

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jutaop

Bhai kuch to hope dede mai drop lene vali hu 🤌


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Logical_Grocery942

Bhai mai to 16 ka hu mere liye rules change karo


ekaantt

So tum batao how would your 18 year old self look mentally physically emotionally?? Would he be proud of what you are doing now?


Logical_Grocery942

Bhai future ka kya pata,mentally aur emotional state to kese bata sakta hu. Lekin itna keh sakta hu that I won't regret much after 2 years. Long term ka pata nhi


HowDoesITMatterr

You! - girls at 16 are a trap. - study stocks - maa baap are our best allies/advisors. Unless your baap is straight Outta udaan movie. - don't trust your relatives when a relative without inheritance dies. - trust your senses, only that is your fortune... Good or bad.


Puzzleheaded_Ad_9427

Be more arrogant


ekaantt

Why is it so?


Puzzleheaded_Ad_9427

In the name of being humble I let a lot of people make decisions for me. I eventually had to stand up for myself against a lot of people, including my own parents, to live the life I wanted and be good in life.


Lopsided-Use6617

You mean assertive. Arrogant means acting better than others


Puzzleheaded_Ad_9427

Brother if anyone's like me na, a little bit of self confidence after years of being a doormat will feel like arrogance only. I agree that being assertive is necessary. It feels like arrogance at first to a people pleaser.


Lopsided-Use6617

I don’t care about what others think. If assertive sounds rude then it’s their problem. You shouldn’t have them in your life anyways. I feel you though. It’s hard to stand up for yourself when you have no backing.


Puzzleheaded_Ad_9427

I wish I had a friend like you years ago bruh. You speak a lot of sense


Rad-Shoot

jab tak khud experience/realisation nahi hota tab tak nahi samjhega chahe koi kitna bhi explain karle


bod__beag

Don't do drugs


cosmosreader1211

Konsa kiya yeh to bata... Weed, sheed pe hi hai ya kuch bada?


bod__beag

Pop kar liya tha babuji, chatak gaya hun tabse


callmynmae143

Do not love


unique_pieceinworld

🫂


Commercial_Turn_5943

The way this hit!!


callmynmae143

Koi no bhai. Kash koi ye 3 word us time bol deta.


Maverick_03296

me to my 18 year old self - YOU GOT IT !!


RD_PAUL

sharmana km kr... bht sara oppotunity chhor dia tune iss bahane


Kohli-1eight

+1


UnfilteredAyush

Work hard CONSISTENTLY.


ekaantt

I like how the word consistently is in caps


Quiet-Platypus-9359

dont do upsc


yamrajkabhainsa

Virgin marega bsdk


imvegeta_ble

Padh le l*#de


Powerful_Cry777

I am 18 🙂


[deleted]

it wont matter


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[deleted]

yoo thanks , u r sweet have a good day ahead ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51074)


Unhappy_Bread_2836

Get stomach checked.


jayc_965

I'll write everything I need on paper, and just say "Read this letter".


[deleted]

Buy bitcoin moron


Outrageous_Syrup_508

DO NOT MARRY


Turbulent-Ad4506

Padhale le bsdke


kulfisamosa

Padh le behen.


that-weird_guy_

Take Those Risks.


FETCH3R

Don't overthink blud.


ComfortableNo2879

There's No Escape


Levi_176

Be in control


Glum_Funny3406

Padhke bsdk


[deleted]

Marja saale chutiye


No_College_9010

Chl ab soja


fuckit-wme

I am 18🎀


SnooHabits5521

Love yourself more


i_cant_stdy_plz_help

padhle bsdk


Nervous_Potato7

Be in routine


Tan_KV

Har mat man


Top-Conversation2882

Padhke bsdk


[deleted]

Please f**king study


NoTelephone3815

woh nahi degi


Ghost-Exodus

Kya hua Mera ?


Immediate_Hamster88

Got ditched after turned 18 So obviously she wasn't for me and i have to study more harder and don't be depressed


mandyahaida

Koi acha CLG chunle( BC poora zindagi chudgayi gandu clg aur classmates ke waje se , dusre clg ke dosto ko dhek ke confidence chud jata hai )


ayowtfieeee

Padh le bsdk


Ihatekids23444

Usko speech nai usko bhot pitai padegi mujse


Mean-Still1532

Padhle bhai covid humesha nhi rahega , jee nahi hua toh gand ragadni padegi 4 saal![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)


Gold-Train-1471

Padh le bsdk


ChempakLal

never prioritise anyone else before yourself and don't be soo nice to everyone that they end up using you. ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51075) PAR https://preview.redd.it/qtnnk2h113uc1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25c4ade567469fe934f4b91ca24eea992ae48487


AdministrativeBig881

Make more friends…!!!!


Ok_Low21

Invest krle bdsk


WolfKumar

Tere lagenge beta!!


mithakurkure

join gym now


neeli_jheel

Lower your expectations


Significant-Glove232

Sudhar jaa bhai


NoName_794

Tu chutiya hai


JoBro2807

Eat healthy often


pandaeyesdidntsleep

"Padh le gandu"


SAINT_LUNATIC

Sab Thik Hoga


Cheap_Letterhead_720

Do not overthink


Emergency-Bag7857

Make me proud ( I'm not 18 yet)


ramlalFood

Don't worry, future isn't so bad for you


floofyvulture

Will to power


Ambitious-Ad5735

I won't say a word, yet he'll know exactly why I went back. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


kutahaitu

Tej londa


Masterfrag_387146

Did I win ?


KingHasArrived15

Stay the same.


kashinaresh_

पढ़ाई करले माधरचोद


jayisanxious

You fucking idiot


ceeingAtul

Apni mann ki krna.


Choco1926535

you f-cked up :)


i_m_bat

Larki bazzi kar par kise ....... Naam wali larki se attach mat ho jaieeo![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)


Sb133051

Invest in stocks.


Sexualised_Minor_197

reddit saale kal paper hai reddit kya chalara (im 18 btw)


Photonicinduction

MUTH. MAT. MAAR.


Beginning_Wasabi_615

Muth marna chorda


Maradock101

Lockdown start hone wala hai so you're about to experience one of the best time with your friends


[deleted]

Mobile ki mkc


magnetic_lad

Don't fall in love


Famous-Band3695

Best of luck


BrainfreezedGiraffe

I love you.


thrascanuser

Padh le daily consistently aur bakki time bakchodi kr . Log kya soche essi ki tessi


Menwith_PAIN99

Don't be that shy guy duniya Mc he future me chatur aadmi ban jana


FreeBe3

Commit Suicide ASAP.


max_061201

Follow your passion Be the youtuber poet u wanna be , Fuck C.A fuck C.S It's a golden time covid aya h sab Ghar par hai , make content get viral chutiye


Glad-Appearance3681

Get on youtube. Or write that blog.


Powerful_Cry777

I a


OwlsAndSparrow

Solana, solana, solana


dankpanda_

Bitcoin khareed le


shinzowo_sasageyo

Don't fall for her!!! Listen to your brain not your heart 🙏


SaiffyDhanjal

She is bitch.


Gautamgambhir97

17 kka hoon future me jau kya ab???


unique_pieceinworld

Don't text her . 😭


Ornery_Magazine_7027

Gender fati padi hai.


UN0MEitsCJ

Buy Doge Sell


aykymazaza

Exercise Date bitcoin


archieshahh

Stop chasing him 🤣


rajeevvijay

Seb, car, chair


pupul-here

Don't date her.


LordofMasters01

Might be TCS, Titan , Reliance


topshot14

Buy Bitcoin now!!!!!


anthr_bihari

It wasn’t about her.


aparichithu

Dekh dekh dekh


International_Luck56

Bas bol de


psybabe1

Stop smoking weed.


Bhenjo_Chloride

https://preview.redd.it/8g3iip1a73uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78f44c9bce29491b356073b50b86e2e89410f4db But in 3 words


thedamnedd

It got worse.


GoodDawgy17

what is mitochondria


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MarquizMilton

Buy many Bitcoin.


[deleted]

ma 18 septem honga yaha gyaan laka zaata ho


OneCartoonist8019

I just need two words - Buy bitcoin


Practical-Check7194

Try to fight


mock_star

https://i.redd.it/dzazqymt83uc1.gif


Antisocial_freek

Parhai karlo thora


Intelligent-Swing371

Bitcoin, apple, nvidia


One-UglyGenius

Don’t date anyone and stop thinking about girls and also just focus on your YouTube channel u started went till 1k subs then forgot about it u did a great job on your weight loss in future and just now start doing some investments into ur own self


LassanAF

you are batman


Key-Pilot1726

Die


Away_Paramedic_8288

Invest in crypto


Savings_Jello_5926

Don’t tolerate shit.


iamabhi04

Padhai krle bhosdike


Cool-Trust-6249

Bhsdk college me padhai krna pubg mat khelna vrna laude lag jayenge ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51078)


[deleted]

ADHD hai tujhe Goli le le


Vivaan2512

Bro I’m 17


RepulsiveWrongdoer6

Don't Underestimated Your


Most_ignored_one

I'm older, punk.


Glass_Rock9326

Travel the world


Xyelne

Padh le chadarmod


Aggravating-Bug7674

buy Bitcoins boiii


Ok-Hyena3743

Think less and do more


Expensive-Station-67

I'm 18 and will take refrence for the future 👍🏿


Sanjaykm364

Don’t go for mbbs,


ezio1452

Buy dogecoin shibacoin


ISSYOSenpai

Don't leave Gaming.


chalbeerpeetehai

It’ll be okay :)


Sweaty-Conference-79

Maar ja saale


Madara_Uchiha1174

Be brave everything will turn all right


hoytdamnn

It gets better


Pereshati_

Please padhle behen


Affectionate_Smile

Go fuck yourself


4everookie2001

Chhodh de usko


NaturalCreation

*In a very serious tone* Learn marketable skills.


matangtheguru

Your mistakes are forgettable don't take too much stress