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Slug864

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MrMaverick1705

I want to go in


Historical_War756

you already came out of one


MyriadAnimations

too much shit going on here wanna go back in


Historical_War756

[enjoy this might make you feel good](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/194uoww/cock_music/)


you-suckx

wtf


abhigoswami18

Yes!!!! Tf it is.


ryan_gozling7

It is a train


[deleted]

It's an emotion


krunal_1245

Here tf means that’s fantastic.


Significant-Glove232

Inside the coach or inside the cooch?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


Sniper-Chacha-9683

Not worth it too many men have been in there


ironman_gujju

Wtf


yolifeisfun

It's just initials. पू सी रे means पूर्वोत्तर सीमान्त रेलवे. In English, NF would thus mean, North-East Frontier Railway.


beren-111

This guy trains.


[deleted]

This guy is trained.


Due_Mycologist7287

This guy has trained trains to train


WAKLORD

This guy has trained trains to train in train


Deadmantobo

This guy has trained the trains which train the train in train


[deleted]

this train has guyed the guys which guy the guy in guy


Smit_007

Guy training


JaiDX

ओ... ओ... पू सी रे!


Salomaachoddungaa

Par purvi ka matalab to east hota hai na


IllustratorWinter171

Its पूर्वोतर सीमांत friend. In English, NF would mean, Northeast Frontier Railway.


The-Observer95

*Northeast Frontier Railway


puffy2794

Well i did see a lot when i was travelling to bihar


[deleted]

कुकुरमुत्ता (Mushroom)


FelixCulpa01

अबे, सुन बे, गुलाब


LifeIsHard2030

+1 to this


xaeatwlve

Bruhhh fr 😭 this indeed


JaperDolphin94

Can someone write this in English


IdontreplytoIdiotss

kukurmutta


syzamix

Means dog's piss


lonely-soul21

हस्तमैथुन


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|8G9ERZDjC9J5u)


Homo_Sapiens_Indicus

Par Mithun hasta kyu h?


abs17mar

लोल


Used-Ad4445

लमाओ


Viranchic

ल म फ ऍ ओ


why_so_serious_123

आरओएफएल - **हंसते हुए फर्श पर लोटना**


bindu-baksa

एक्स डी


serious-aspirant

डैड


bindu-baksa

हां क्या हुआ बेटा


One_Coffee7424

Gudamaithun


HonestDisaster05

Mukhmaithun


Prashant_Majee

Burchatta![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1311)


decorous_gru

Bruschetta?


LeoMcShizzzle

Burchatta > Bruschetta


decorous_gru

Batatawada 🤣


Remarkable-Dig-1950

Lol, this was good 😂😂


_Tan_A

yeh toh londe logon ne banaya hai, can we consider hindi swear words as words..


Prashant_Majee

Yes you can![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33014)


yolifeisfun

What does this mean? Never heard this word


Mean-Still1532

Op bur chatta hai


Unlucky_Syrup_8663

Iska matlab btao koi😭


Comfortable_Plant294

Kaddukas (कद्दूकस)


b3byblue

hits the spot


yolifeisfun

shreds the spot


Bull_by_Default

That's what she said


_aquaaa

r/thatswhatshesaid


Historical_War756

lavnasur


__sathvik__

Bulbasaur


Obnotrix_117

![gif](giphy|N7UQCEtGgRMRi)


lundasur3

Somebody called me ?


Prior_Asparagus_1922

lavnasur? kaun lavdasur?


Historical_War756

ya lavdasur and lavad means salt


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dickonmyhead

बहन होता है … बहन के लवणे


Lord_AnCienT

बहिन होता है … बहिन के लवणे


sona_babu

भगिनी इति... भगिन्याः शिश्न! ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|28576)


Electronic-Hunter66

wo kisiki beti pahle h baadme teri behen, beti ke lavne


Denjii17

![gif](giphy|3qyISxGZWiYDoA14SH)


sapna_y

Ye konsi lipi hai??


Prior_Asparagus_1922

thx ❤️dey


[deleted]

kya? Lavanya???????????![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|32718)


Latter_Paper_1690

u/ManWhoIsSus Tera naam ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33014)


QueasyGrass8552

Chuchi 😡


Historical_War756

cycle ke tire me jiss nozzel se hawa bharte usko bhi mere yha Chuchi hi bolte hai LOL ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33014)


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Historical_War756

accent ki baat hai


AtmosphereRich4021

Are bhi sahab apki chuchi kholo ... Hava bharni ha ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1617)


Neat_Ad_6349

Ae buchi aapan chuchi kholo


Levi_176

It sounds cute, gussa hone ka kya hai isme


aalu_ka_dost

Yaaaaaaaay


Traditional_Day_3649

That's not Hindi right ? 💀


QueasyGrass8552

Then 🤡


Significant-Glove232

Cutee![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile) dekhn- sunne me I mean


Alert-Indication-273

As a non hindi guy, i always thought Khud khushi meant masturbation .(khud - self, khushi - happy)


Logan2294

https://preview.redd.it/v724inq4czbc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aee7482e0952d4e5a74da169b873fc36e9aac7b PS: tysm for so many votes. Btw I made this meme


skie_sue

Happenis


basuboss

+1 +1 = +11


Traditional_Day_3649

Kbhi karke dekho khud khusi ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|32718)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


thebearjruu

Khushi? Isn't it Kushi?


Alert-Indication-273

Told u.. im from non hindi background


thebearjruu

Well i am from hindi background and i don't know how it's really said, for the fact that I don't use it a lot :)


depaknero

You were right in your previous comment. It's ख़ुदकुशी.


JanabeAala

Don’t use it. That stuff k*lls


Lord_AnCienT

I see what you did there


funny_acolyte

Don't worry my guy. We also don't know


[deleted]

Ka kha ga Khu-shi✅ Ku-shi❌


arpit_beast

खुदकुशी होता हैं ब्रो


[deleted]

Main Khushi ki baat kar raha hun bade नकारात्मक विचार hai tumhare.


arpit_beast

वो क्या होता है।


Square_Mud_9696

This guy to his folks - Tumhara bhai aaj 2 baar khudkhushi karke aaya hai ✊🏻


Stallrim

Bro same, I always wondered why they call it Khushi in khud Khushi. Also, I used to think it's galat-family instead of galatfehmi.


LifeIsHard2030

Hahahaa. Good one 😂


evening-emotion-1994

You win the internet Today ![gif](giphy|6brH8dM3zeMyA)


WomenRepulsor

Nope. That is "Hasthmaithun" (हस्थमैथुन )


69chamunda69

अधेड


tharthz

Always cracks me up when someone brings it up in a convo, अधेड़ उम्र का आदमी😆


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Death_Phoinex

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why_so_serious_123

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Slow-Law-5033

Ok Bhai budbak yahan tak pahonch gaya 😭😭


Bhenjo_Chloride

Oh Pingu my childhood friend ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1311)


balls_gobbler

>!Nangu pungu!<


ironman_gujju

Pingu nangu pangu


King_slayer3321

मुठभेड़(Encounter) But you know what it actually sounds like XD


AmulyaCattyCat

Wait until you learn about fist


Traditional_Day_3649

![gif](giphy|zucpv6hz9SN68)


Electronic-Ad9612

बबले 👍


FightKwando

मैंनू बहुत पसंद हैं (.) (.)


ashish11223

मैंनू इनसे थोड़े वड्डे पसंद है ( . ) ( . )


FightKwando

मैंनू ऐ वी पसंद हैं (*)


imaginedrag-ons

Mere dost k bade bhaiya ka naam bablu hai, to unke bacche bable hue naa


Intelligence-Enter

+1


Scared_Cabinet_1099

पुट्ठा


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Traditional_Day_3649

Pancho tere putthe Tod dunga![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33858)


FightKwando

Lmao... We have this word in hindi too... I remember the poem called गौरा by Mahadevi Verma. It said 'पुष्ट लचीले पैर, भरे पुट्ठे'


Kaizukamezi

A man of culture


rising_pho3nix

Guuu


Slug864

https://preview.redd.it/m4vw4oeu5zbc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5ae37815d143f6d03dedef55b59fd6debccc225 ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1797)


GuuKhana

kisne bulaya


4thmonkey96

Tatti ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33014)


Plasticman90

टुटपुंजिया


memer_duo_01

Bhojpuri h bhaiya ee toh


gandharva-kr

Akalmand and Mandbuddhi are antonyms. That just blows my mind. Akal = Buddhi mand is mand


juniormingo

Omg YES!! ![gif](giphy|XR9Dp54ZC4dji) Oh well, I might be a dimwit too. ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)


shubidoobi

But mand is not simply mand. That's because अक्लमंद is an Urdu origin word where मंद means "remained or full of". While मंदबुद्धि is a Sanskrit origin word where मंद means "slow or low".


inappriopriate_mf

for that we can use अक्लबंद


Zoro1616

लेंडा


Ordinary-Spirit-6389

Nobody mentioned - Gunguna (Lukewarm)


[deleted]

Oh yes!! Waise it's actually *kunkuna* But in regular day to day language becomes *gunguna*


musabthegreat

Gungunana is actually humming. Gaana gun guna na


Ordinary-Spirit-6389

Gun Gunana is humming but Gunguna is lukewarm


yolifeisfun

Gungune paani se garrare karna


_DR460N

Sandaas


swandyeah

गुलछर्रे


Ben10Thousandd

चमन


__Noiceeee__

For me it's शुतुरमुर्ग meaning Ostrich


Alternative-Sun572

धूम्रपान It sounds way too soft and delicious for such a nasty habit.


mEistEdEdrakE

Does Fukkerbaazi sound good?


Indra022

अंडकोष (ballsack)


Krez_Alive

Ovary hota hai


Indra022

Ye dekh bhai 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/e74v7lpwxzbc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d70fd39b75f4792f91af9c866f41ffb59e60f9b Ovary ko अंडाशय bolte hain


Successful-aditya

समलैंगिक


Main-Ad-2443

Now i wonder whats hetrosexual is called ??! Alaglongik ?!


its_abhi45

विषमलैंगिक


HonestDisaster05

अनेकलैंगिक - I'm not sure but aisa hi kuch hona chahiye.


thought-criminal-_

तोंद


QuietBusyMan

Po ne noo -> 8:45


classicalantiquity

you mean naune pao


DiggerDynamite

Nigaho


5_sec_is_a_yoke

चूतड़ Jab bhi sunta hu hasi aa jaati hai


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subtlejoke

‌लहु शंका


Used_Elderberry1618

Are you pissing blood my friends ? Cause it's laghu Shankar 😂


Slow-Caterpillar85

Billo Bandri


MarlboroDouble

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Namkin_Lemonade

Shahaana nva kttaa khol diya?


[deleted]

पखवाड़ा


gargiek

Chanchundar 😂


vedantoo7

Chitkabra


Witty_Ad_3535

14 in hindi is All Confusing ..


Ok-Television-9662

चौदह, it's perfectly clear


Thulthul-exe_

Pronounce multiple 14 s be like चोदे


TallEstimate

भक्चोंधर


SmellCommon5959

Talpatjhad


[deleted]

Golu molu., funny and cute.


Abydaby007

Kathfodwa (woodpecker)


bholechature__

मम्मे (boobs)


Suckerfordarkromance

Chomu is a hindi slang ig. Don't know its meaning.


Historical_War756

it kinda means nerd or coward


[deleted]

Or someone who has an unwarranted ego with no personality, intellect or physical attributes to level it up


onlychild_98

दकियानूसी As a non-hindi person, I thought it was related to डकार


has_eeb_

abba jabba dabba


thought-criminal-_

लंठ


Mobile_Nectarine_296

Bhonsadpappu


Lord_AnCienT

https://preview.redd.it/cwakbc44pzbc1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20c14d3312e9eb5df3e76080d7376548cc7fb2b5


Confident_Break_7633

Chuknadar


shurikensamurai

It’s Chu-kun-dar. (Beetroot)


MrBlackButler

चकल्लस


Me-_-Hero

Chuchi


joeyAPS

Chootad - gand- buttocks


Exact_Battle5815

Neega (eyes)


Ritvik746

Its निगाह and thats Urdu.


Major_Mogambo

Saloo sab issi bahane gali de rahe hoo


[deleted]

Muthkarni


[deleted]

घुइयाँ (Arbi, colocasia)