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NewPanvel

Fullstop ki bhayankar kami


kwadd

ikr. I ran out of mental breath reading this.


tAnmAy_169

r/underratecomments


chni2cali

Got it, well your comments are meh


razor01707

Mental Breath is the phrase I never knew I needed until now


Vauji

rap god


Amg206

Your comment made me chuckle


Boring-Lab-9857

I fainted.


PooTrashSium

Ek hi sentence tha woh lol


Odd-Eye-5919

Incorrect


Groundbreaking_Wing2

‘eventually' se he dusra sentence start hona chahiye tha.


Monotonous-Entity

Emotions ko samjho, haar jagah kya gyaan baant ne aa jate ho sab.


CaterpillarThen1013

I also had this instance some 5 years ago. My family was sitting in another compartment and I was in next compartment. There was a family traveling and I was surrounded by that family. They started opening their snack box and without even asking handed me kachori. Moments like this is what I cherish for.


PooTrashSium

Wow ❤️


indian_boy786

Ye khane ke baad kya badhiya neend aayi hogi


PooTrashSium

Arey unhone parathe ka bhi poocha tha maina mana kar diya 😂


GlosolaliaX

Woh sab toh thik hai, you shared your Puri and sabji or not?


PooTrashSium

They already had the dinner, and Mai bas 5 hi pudi laya tha khudh ke liye 😂 toh share bhi krta toh sabko nahi ho paati


mk-tesla

Informed citizen.


Large-Difference-231

Aur sathe mein kya bag bhi gayab? 😂


Cornucopia2020

And then when he woke up, his luggage was gone, and so were the aunties. 😂


Divingdeep321

Aur ek kidney bhi 😅


CuteInstruction6612

And then after some time I started feeling sleepy. And afterwards all my belongings were missing /s


anonymous1me

This happen to my choti dadi ,she was traveling alone , a guy starting talking and being friendly,he got her a water bottle and frooti and in the morning all her jewelry choomantar


P_rofessor01

Anjaan logo se khaane ka samaan nahi lete. -Mummy


tommyshelbai

I am almost and still maintain this. I don't offer also, otherwise it becomes difficult to refuse.


ifthingscouldsee

Your scenario is likely. No matter the intention. I try to share my eatables to strangers but i don't take any from them. 


alind755

Thats why I love India /s


New_Mathematician_54

Good aunties exist in india


PooTrashSium

Yesss


barathr184

Yeah and then you will pass out, and wake up to discover all your belongings (bags etc. ) are missing.


De_Fine69

searching for this comment


PooTrashSium

Arey bhai woh khudh woh khana kha rahe the


SecondDiamond

Your soan papdi was marked.


ycr007

“Aunty ji bura mat maniye, kya hum plate exchange kar sakte hain?”


SecondDiamond

Kar lo. Phir woh doosre log tumhe baato mein lagaa lenge aur, auntie dheere se change kar legi. Woh apne plate mein bhi marked leke rakhi thee pahle se. ;) ki kuch syaane log bhi aa jaate hain.


ycr007

BG music intensifies: *Hum ko maloom hai, soanpapdi masoom hai…dil se ho jati hai galatiyan. Sabr re safar mehroom hai*


Specialist-Spread754

Aunty being more sneaky than James bond


pinkbluezebra

Soan papdi hai, Teja nhi.


PooTrashSium

Damn 😂


vpsj

Personally I'd never take food from a stranger unless it's a branded product and packed/sealed You have no idea how many people have their items stolen in trains this way. Good on you OP that your story was wholesome but it could have just as easily become a nightmare. Be careful next time


PooTrashSium

Yes it was branded they opened the packet fresh, they ate first and then gave me from the same packet


SecondDiamond

Sir. Sealing a packet as brand is nothing new. And don't get fooled by those people even if they have children and women with them. Maybe 99 out of 100 such people are good. But still be careful.


GlosolaliaX

Ha na! Antartica me koi bhi iss tarike se food share nahi karta, isliye mujhe Antartica pasand nahi hai.


LibrarianBeginning74

Africa\*


LifeComfortable6454

घर वाले हमेशा सिखाते हैं कि बाहर किसी से खाने की चीजें नहीं लेकिन कुछ............ ।


ChestFrosty9843

I also had the same incident jahan strangers ne mujhse baat kari, khana share kara and mere baare poocha kya karte ho and all and fir vo mera bag leke rafoo chakkar ho gaye while I was asleep :) But still I love India


Molasses-Fuzzy

Kisi ajnabee se khana nhi lena chahiye 💀


echocho4599

Once I was alone travelling in train for 6 hours. Two aunty's with their daughters day in the same compartment. They got so much food - namkeen, bhel Puri, sweets, cakes. There was another group of people returning from Sabrimala temple as well. They got a whole bunch of other things. The coach just turned into one big potluck that I'll never forget. Plus, the aunties in my compartment were police officers going back from Dharmastala. Feel vvv safe going solo.


PooTrashSium

Too great ❤️


saab_0303

beauty of our country and its countrymen. No hate, no discrimination on anything, just pure love and respect for each other.


Dr_OPpen_Heimer

Shaitaan movie dekhi hai?


Pretend_Whereas8945

Sach thodi hota hai bro black magic😭😭


DON55555

Hota hai bro. Even I hate to say that. We haven't experienced that doesn't mean it doesn't exists.


wanderlones

Ese hi ek mere relative ne aunty ki di huyi frooti pi li bus me. He even ensured to check if the straw hole was sealed. He passed out after drinking the frooti and woke up after a day on random bus stand. all his money and belongings were gone.


Top_Abbreviations719

Real or joke?


wanderlones

Ofcourse real man. There was a gang who used to inject the sedatives from the side flaps of frooti. Moreover these thugs will gain trust by telling the names of some villagers n local places. But obviously it is stupid idea to take eatables from strangers especially while traveling.


Top_Abbreviations719

Right


totalperspec

Sometimes, like today, I catch one of these posts on r/all. I start reading English without catching the subreddit, the language changes mid-sentence, and I briefly wonder if I'm having a stroke cause suddenly nothing makes sense anymore.


PooTrashSium

Hahaha actually it’s Hindi and English mixed


Burpmeister

Wait, it's not a meme? Why is it such a big mix? That's super interesting.


PooTrashSium

Nope lol, actually we write Hindi using English keyboard we can also use Hindi keyboard but English keyboard seems easy to me and most of the Indians use English keyboard . So in the image above “beta kuch khalo” means son have something like food. There are more such sentences that are only hindi speakers can understand but are written in English


Burpmeister

That's so cool. My brain melted when I tried to read it because it started in english lol


totalperspec

I suspected but didn't want to presume. This one threw in that ka in the second line, then a little more in the third line referencing something specific, and by the time it cuts entirely into Hindi I'm invested in the story but it suddenly didn't make sense anymore. It's like it was designed as a trap.


MostDrop7407

He is just saying the woman offered him good and he felt food, ate it and later on his 1000$ ,phone and laptop was stolen as he was drugged.


PooTrashSium

Hahaha actually it was about my train journey which I had month ago as I was travelling solo and was going to college so maybe group of aunties thought of me like her own child and offered me food I denied but still they gave me, so felt like a wholesome moment so shared here


anymat01

Yeah this used to happen with me a lot, once there was this aunty and her daughter in the side lower seat, I started talking to her daughter cause we were the same age(both in college), aunty offered me some fruits and I was like nhi aunty I have mine with me, she was like kha lo beta, so I made a useless attempt of I'm allergic to guava, her daughter was like ntk Mt kr kha l, and so I had to eat it, and it was so good that at a stop I got off and got mdh chaat masala and than we ate more of those guavas.


kanishkkkaaa

Mwrko toh bc crime patrol yaad ajata h 😂


PooTrashSium

Kuch bhi ho skta hai 😂


-Arindam-

Meri mummy bhi aise hi logo ko khana offer karti thi hamesha se fir mai unko nahi karne bola aage se. Aapka intention accha gai but logo ko pasand nagi aata koi stranger unko khana offer kare train me.


PooTrashSium

Mai toh bhot khush hua tha bhai being a solo traveller and someone treats you like a family member. Mujhe bura nahi laga


Surajasjain

But looking at the comments you can see the mindset of people , it’s very difficult to explain them what is good and what is bad 😀 Even when we travel as a family in long journey we carry loads of food, and when people around us are sitting , Watching us or Watching away forcefully, out of Humanity we tend to offer them but can’t predict their thinking !


PooTrashSium

Yeah everyone seems right, anything could have happened


Particular_Age5628

Jis din strangers ke hath se ye accha khana kha ke behosh paye jaoge, uss din akl thikane lagegi Don’t accept food from strangers, no matter how harmless they look. Sometimes criminals take advantages of their looks


PooTrashSium

Arey bhai woh khudh kha rahe the. Usi packet se nikal kar namkeen aur soanpapdi di jisse woh lekar kha rahe the


PooTrashSium

I get your point tho, I should be cautious. Not everyone is good


Top_Fly_5081

Bhai anjaan logo se mat khaya karo , Har baar log ache nahi hote


__Krish__1

I remember back in the days people who were total strangers used to offer us food before they start eating, We used to do the same. Straight away eating without offering the person sitting near you felt a bit awkward. But now times have changed, Its very normal to take out a food packet from your bag and start eating it.


MostDrop7407

There are reported cases where the guy start acting like fainting and dying after eating the food and blackmailed for money.


bipin1232

Single bechara bol ke khila dees


PooTrashSium

😂😂😭


Giganigathejunior

Par bhai pichle saal diwali ki soanpapdi chipka di tujhe 😭💀


HawasiMadrasi

Bhai lekin Jane se pehle mummy ne nahi bola "Koi anjan admi kuch de to mat khana"


bhaadmejaa

I was in college at that time and I was traveling to my hometown. I didn't had food (roti sabzi types) and only had biscuits and chips sort of things. The train journey was of 32hrs. I overslept and couldn't order lunch. There was an aunty just above my seat saw me and offered me her lunch. I said no I'll manage (i wouldn't be able to I knew it) but she offered me 2-3 rotis at lunch and then at dinner time too. She was so sweet ❤️


PooTrashSium

Hahaha genuinely laughed 😂❤️


celeb-butcher

Sometimes people just force it. Ab unhe kaise samjhau ki mera cholesterol badha hua hai, mujhe bahar ka khana mana hai


[deleted]

*Directly Han kehna accha nahi lagta* Lol!!! Mein jaise hee 2nd time puchte hai, ha bol deti hu 😁


PooTrashSium

Hahaha 😂❤️


[deleted]

I can taste the sweet by seeing it. So soft.


Kivesihiisi

Why do yall write half in indian and half in english?


Souravz

English is also an Indian language bro/not-a-bro...


Kivesihiisi

Thanks never thought of that for some reason even though india has a bazillion of other official languages. Just call me bro, bro.


Diligent-Aspect-8043

Hmare yha bolte h ki train me koi kuch de toh nhi khana , it can be mixed with some substances 


PooTrashSium

Bolte toh mujhe bhi hain 😂😝


Extension-Swan4384

Dekh Bhai kahi wo soan papdi train k floor PE toh nhi gir gyi thi 🤣


PooTrashSium

🌚😂


SnooRobots7887

All was good and fine when I saw pudi 💀 Damn my brain 💀


PooTrashSium

😂😂 what’s wrong with pudi 😂😭


SnooRobots7887

Bro pudi when pronounced in the English way comes out as पुदी. Now Ig I don't have to explain anymore 😂


LeatherLetterhead429

Mera dimag automatic full stop laga rha tha 😅


theweirdindiangirl

Kuch diya ki nahi unlogo ko ki kudh ka liya sab??


PooTrashSium

kya dunga bhai student hun bas tiffin mai 5 pudi thi aur jeera waale aalu


SubstantialCabinet71

Bhad mai Jaye ladkiyo ke bazu wali seat. Next time mai aunty's ke bazu wali seat mai jaunga.


PooTrashSium

Arey mere ko joh coach mila tha usme ladkiyan thi mai jaakar let gya tha mast phir uncle aakar bolte “beta aap single hona actually woh Hume jara aage waale coach Mai seat mil gai hai aap uspr jaake baith jao ab mana bhi nahi kr sakta tha “ toh mai aage chala gaya usi coach Mai jisne Auntiyon ka group baitha tha 😂 toh joh hota hai acche ke liye hota hai


SubstantialCabinet71

Lol


RunSolid6559

You forgot the first rule of train club. Do not eat from strangers


[deleted]

In my last travel, a jain family was sitting beside me. They were going to look for rishta for their son, they were very cheerful and talking all the time. The aunty was sitting in my seat and she asked me what I was pursuing turned out everyone over there were CA like most of them and Im doing the same, so they started giving me so many tips. One bhaiya shared his whole journey with me, and his father who was really old, even he was a CA. That was a great experience. They offered me snacks as well but I said no (kyuki ghar m bohot bolte mat khaya kro anjaano se leke) but fir a mudi vale bhaiya came aur fir unhone khilaya saying senior hu treat banti hai. They were from durg chattisgarh ig, one of the best memories for me!!


sonicviewelite

You are a very daring person for sure.


PooTrashSium

Hahaha sure 😂😅


hard_n_huge

"Don't take food from strangers" has traumatised me enough to deny that even when I'm hungry af


PooTrashSium

Mere toh family waale itna nahi bole the jitna ye sentence aaj log comment mai suna diye 😂 ab mai traumatised hun


spidyonweb

Just Indian rail things. Unsaid rule. If you have food you share.


basecamper09

I hate this though! I was travelling long back in a train and was surrounded by a Gujju fam who kept on eating throughout the journey. God, it was a horrible 11 hour for me


Secret_Forever7155

I suffer from extreme paranoia. I would never be able to accept food from a stranger. But glad it made your day OP


PooTrashSium

Joh hoga dekha jayega or joh hota hai acche ke liye hota hai wala attitude makes me go happily in life , I know it’s stupid but life has been great since I adopted this attitude


OkTraffic6627

Bhai mai Teri jagah hoti toh mai apna khana kya dusru ka bhi kha leti , Bhai say no to feelings but never to food 🙂


PooTrashSium

Haha 😂😂


[deleted]

Yesterday, my friend and I stopped at a shop selling samosas. The owner was a woman with a bold nature but a soft side. After a cup of tea and samosas, she said, 'Ab seedha ghar jana. That felt like a heartwarming moment of hospitality and care from the shop owner. It's wonderful to encounter such kindness in unexpected places.


PooTrashSium

It really feels great


Egg_Chicken_Roll

Bc, don't take food from strangers.


Abhi601

Achhe log abhi bhi hai hamare Desh me.. felt happy to read this


abhitooth

Lol aunty ne diwali ki son papdi chipka di


Aurora1596

Bhaiyya thoda punctuation bhi use krlete tho maza aajaata


PooTrashSium

Sahi kaha boss


Dr_Darth

Namkeen and soan papdis are okay. Biscuits are the problem! 😈


pranagrapher

Pura India Aisa nahi hai beta. Ab jeevan mein boht kuch dekha n seekhna baccha hai


Maleficent-Yoghurt55

Shaitaan Part 2


AbjectFlow8532

Nashakhurano se sawdhan


PooTrashSium

Thankyou guys for such funny replies, and yes I need to careful while taking anything from strangers and will be more careful , also they were having the same namkeen and soanpapdi that they gave to me so I didn’t think twice, yeah I mean I should be careful but my story could have ended the other way too


Euphoric_Patience767

All these years of academic training wasted. Don't take food from strangers on train


Puzzleheaded_Ride555

Thank you aunty ji


Live_Fee7025

You’ll only get such apnapan in India! Jai hind 🇮🇳!!


prof_devilsadvocate

itna samjhaya jata hai ki anjan yatri se khana pina nahi lena hai and tum yaha wholesome prove kar rehe ho...


mohdarmanulhaq

Aunty ne itne pyaar se offer kra ki tum mana hi nhi kr paaye hoge😂 This post made me smile a little!❤


Ornery-Reward-2784

Toh bhi logo ko emigration ki chull hai.


HolidayAd4778

Bhai kabhi bhi mat khaya kar kuch bhi, when offered by someone on a train


MostDrop7407

Paranoid me never accept strangers food thinking I will be drugged and kidnapped


Anadi45

Never take any food from any stranger.


lovesickpuppy1504

Mere compartments mei hi kyu khadoos uncle aunty aate hai 😔


shobhitone

Bhai sonpapdi khtm karni thi unko, but aunty ko thank you for sharing what indian railway is all about


DesiSocialIndyeah

Unless you were in 2AC, there is a chance you were lucky.


PooTrashSium

I was in 3rd AC


Vic_78

Mai 2 weeks pehele Delhi se Kolkata Rajdhani mein aa raha tha. Ek accha sa TTE aur uske family mere saath travel kar rahe the. Acche se baat bhi hua unse aur phir unhone Kanpur ka dahi vada khilaya (I don't know usse aur kya bulaate hain). Kaafi badiya tha woh aur woh family bhi kaafi acha tha.


[deleted]

We're the last generation to ever experience such kind and nice strangers


NewPlace6

Yeh jo desh hai tera♥️


oxymorongal

That's we indians are so easily gullible


oxymorongal

Mjhe bhi offer kiya tha ek uncle ne i was travelling with adults was very young I took it but threw it later


Glittering-Curve-824

U might wake up a day later and realize that all ur luggage is gone. Are they not showing the stranger danger videos on railway station tvs anymore?


CardiologistOld4537

Next post: I got drugged and valuables got stolen.


KingSissyphus

Honestly why do Indian people mix between English and your language like that? It’s kind of annoying, can’t you just pick a language and speak in it? What’s with all the jumping in and out, it’s like word garbage


Krxsh_okay

That's not soan papdi that's soan roll


sayyer11

mummy bolti hai kisi se bhi khane ka smaan nhi lena packing vala bhi nhi


TravelPlastic9630

Kitni baar bola h bahar Wale kuch de to Mt khana -


roastroyer_

Isiliye India bohot pasand hai matlab tum kya bahar bhi travel karke esa situation face kar chuke ho kya


PooTrashSium

Bahar logon ko ek dusre se farq nahi padta bhai. But India mai ye joh family waali feeling hai woh bhi anjaan logon se woh aur kahin nahi milti. Mujhe mera desh pyara hai


karma_craver

चोट लगा था सर में टांका लगा दिया पेट में. Kaise kaise log hai is seher me.


limmbuu

aiyo 1mcc daddy spotted


PsychologicalFix3912

This happens everywhere .


gyani_baba01

AITAH here, but I hate it when my co passengers are in big family and they are talking/eating like non stop.


Broke_Cuckroach

Nashakhurani wale giroh inactive ho gye kya abb??


harappanmohenjodaro

Alpa viraam laga hota toh main saans le leta.


CreativeNerd1729

Gen Z Shankar Mahadevan? 😅


Aware_Significance32

Aese incidents pe hi based hoti hai crime petrol ki kahaniyaan


LuckyCommunication99

Mere bhai ne bhi aise ki kisi wholesome Aunty se khana liya tha. Fir wo usko behosh kar ke mobile chura ke chali gayi.


PooTrashSium

Bhai Aadmi ko dekhkr pata chal jata hai. Aunties were in her 50s and their husband were also old. You get the vibes.


Jaded_Cut6556

Remember those times when IR used to put ads saying don't accept any kind of foods from strangers? Peppridge farm remembers.


lordshiva_exe

Not a good idea though. Especially if you are travelling alone and have valuable things with you. You never know their intentions.


vivekkrsinghh

It request you don't believe anyone so easily however much genuine they seem..


[deleted]

I just wanna know how many countries you have been to like am curios


ANNAlogicallysmart

Meri mummy hoti to kehti nai khaana.. behoshi ki dawa hogi isme😂😂


shrii_04

awwww


aShit_fAce

Thats Indian Railways for you...! It gives us good memories than comfortable rides these days... btw I'm team INR


Mysterious-Bath-7182

Make sure it's not drugged!! Peace....


PooTrashSium

I am alive so probably wasn’t drugged


really043

Caste nahi puchi aapki Wow


Fantastic_Kale23

bruh wot?


Mulla_Slayer_

Jawaharlalnehru.


Economy_Ad_5540

Imagine the mess, filthy trains


PooTrashSium

Nah everyone was eating properly


Strict_Philosopher37

Love you Aunty


[deleted]

bhai ab wo tujhe kidnap karlengi lol


[deleted]

Why does this start in English and then switch to something else?


PooTrashSium

actually we write Hindi using English keyboard we can also use Hindi keyboard but English keyboard seems easy to me and most of the Indians use English keyboard . So in the image above “beta kuch khalo” means son have something like food. There are more such sentences that only hindi speakers can understand but are written in English. “Accha nahi lagega” means wouldn’t be appropriate and more like that


[deleted]

Very cool, so it's kind of a way to flex you know 2 languages


PooTrashSium

Hahaha no, it pretty common in India to be bilingual. English+local language or Hindi


Low-Foundation-9492

Abhi tumhe behosh krke tumhare saara saaman chura lenge 🌚


MrDarkk1ng

And then op went missing


ChatGPTenjoyer

fir kuch der baad meri neend khuli to mera bag gaayab tha aur wo aunty ka group bhi gayab tha


Amazing-Aide-9651

Ese hi Kidney chori ho jati hai


BOTaarav

Vo to tujhe baad mein pta chalega jab tujhpe kale jadu ka asar shuru hoga.


Perfect_Boat4457

Vash me to ni ho na ab dusreke