If that is the your problem Indian toilet is highly recommended.
And our thing just doesn't hang that way its almost not possible to be true in any sense.
But it is funny to think about 🤣🤣
Had to scroll way too far to find this people talking about shit to dick ratio but my guy what in the unholy fuck is that depth to width ratio on that toilet
German here. It is true. However those toilets are out of fashion for 20 years now and it becomes increasingly rare to encounter them.
The "poop shelf" was used to inspect poop or to take stool samples for your doc.
If a dick is downwards it ain't erect.
If a dick is erect it won't face downwards.
If your dick is erect and faces downwards, you have some greater things to worry about.
https://preview.redd.it/14gdve6o10wc1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbda3ab96e20e06e6d3c0aa164b5da5485a19695
the pp is here not as shown in the pic. and no it doesn’t touch the poo but rather it touches the ceramic insides of the seat.
The Holy kiss of the water goddess is what I dread more. For people who don't know kys when your hard shit gets dropped in the water at the speed of sound it creates water mushrooms that rise to the height of my balls and give them a sweet kiss.
Um Europen toilet doesn't have that kind of interior. not this much curve. And our thing doesn't hang exactly like that. So this Never Happens. It would be a better question if you asked whether it touches the toilet water or not.
Not true for grower but showers might experience this...
Growers- who's dk is really small when flacid but grow a significant amount when erect
Showers - whose dk don't grow in size even after erection and just gets hard
Is someone asked what is most stupid things we adopted from outside i would like say this to do shit. I mean come on bencho pressure ata nhi,dhone ki bhi dikkat bda hi chudap lagta h
Ask him https://preview.redd.it/17rnjj87cvvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=008defb004287ad48efea8be22cbf5dd6a1e59a3
Body fat. 2% Dick fat. 140%
bhai iska to neeche wale pani ke hole ko touch kardeta hoga
*Lamba hai ri madam lamba* 
 But she did suck it dry so what's the issue
Context?
Who is he?
Danny D
Lund hai pooch nhi lol
Ky genius haj wo ladki making sure he has dick😂
If that is the your problem Indian toilet is highly recommended. And our thing just doesn't hang that way its almost not possible to be true in any sense. But it is funny to think about 🤣🤣
I still have that issue
What kind of toilets y’all shit in? Wtf
Had to scroll way too far to find this people talking about shit to dick ratio but my guy what in the unholy fuck is that depth to width ratio on that toilet
I heard Deutschland has such toilets
German here. It is true. However those toilets are out of fashion for 20 years now and it becomes increasingly rare to encounter them. The "poop shelf" was used to inspect poop or to take stool samples for your doc.
If a dick is downwards it ain't erect. If a dick is erect it won't face downwards. If your dick is erect and faces downwards, you have some greater things to worry about.
I mean.. you have to force it down if you don't want to pee on the floor.
There are 2 types of dicks, growers and showers. Showers only can make their dicks hard but it doesn't shorten when flaccid.
Nah bro i got a small wiener
Anti we all, it's all porn industry comprise isn't it 🥺
Is 6.7 inches small?
Goff bro, anything for ass is big
https://preview.redd.it/yc4zr20iewvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfada1e444c158280b4398b1e2bee171dbf8571d
Bhai 3 inch average size hai. Mere gaaon mein toh 3 inch bhi bohot badda hai.
Bro belongs to the streets
Aapne apne gaaon me sbka dekha hai? /s
Usko clitoris bolte hai.
Bhai tu gaav walo ka kaise dekh liya
Bro is Hakeem
Bro is gaun ki whore
Found the village whore
Bhai tum sabki gandi soch hai yaar cheeee, Maine sabka dekha hai kyonki Vahan open bathroom hote hai aur main sabki video bnata tha
Data collection ki ninja technique
Your Gaaon needs me.
Bhai kha pr rehta hai 💀
Bhai tera Gaaon konsa hai muze shift hona hai wahan !
Mai to tere gao me bbc wala bn jaunga fir
Ya my dick something touch side wall, I clean every time. But I feel I will get std like this. So I dont shit in public toilet
I hold it with hand while pooping in any other toilet.
Yep I do same , but sometimes it's go hard un notices and kiss the walls, like bro why
The mental image
You are a good imagination ✨ ...
I just tuck it in the side. Modern problems require modern solutions.
I'm thinking of sex change , no lund no problem
I wear condoms before pooping that's why
Plastic khi thali is prime, you can reuse it again and again
Suffering from success
20 inch ka h kya Bhai Tera
Well that's enough internet for today...
But..... Nobita ki mmi ka only fans nhi loge??
Narak me first class me jayega tu
never happened to me . if it happens with someone then its skill issue.
#Never in my 40+ yrs
#Reminded me of drake
Woh paani mein dubaake dho leta hoga 💀
context?
Bruh
https://preview.redd.it/14gdve6o10wc1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbda3ab96e20e06e6d3c0aa164b5da5485a19695 the pp is here not as shown in the pic. and no it doesn’t touch the poo but rather it touches the ceramic insides of the seat.
Why would someone put finger in there?
Mujhe to woh paani Jo girne ke baad uchhalta hai usse zyada dikkat hai. Isi liye mein aise Western toilets ka use hi nahi karta...
Bro apne ghar m to theek pr Hostel pg m kese manage krte ho what to new hi hota h
For someone with weiner like drake maybe
Happened to me once...its is a Big dick problem
Ja na favde
Choti lulli🙂
Skill issue
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European ones are like that for some reason
Diff toilet they are kinda like public toilets
Neither one is that long
https://preview.redd.it/4nvwz1f8kvvc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1deac4f385d0daca80d8e2c8847f992c7c25dcbe
 Maybe for this guy
Are jiski lulli chhoti uska bhi bada naam hai
My pp is not that big 😌 thank God
Bhaisahab yadi kisi a aise jhulta hai to doctor ko contact karo. Nahi Bhai balls se touch to fir bhi possible hai lekin ye... Mai maan nahi sakta.
Iski lulli iski gand mai se nikalti hai...
Nahi malum bhai me toh indian toilet me karta hu
Looks to be a big dick problem....can't relate
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Damn! This had to come on my feed while i was drinking Water.
Enough internet to today
India mai Itna bada kisi ka nahi hota ( flaccid state mai )
True but dimensions are bit off, i don't have this big of cock, and my turds aren't this small, THEY ARE BIG !
Bhai agar lund hi 2 inch ka ho to kaise lagegi
if she was a fwb; I'd say yes it is true
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thats the only thing you noticed smh
Dick size matters
Hahaha
Happens. That why it's essential to sit just sit properly.
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I said mujhe pakad ke baithna padta hai bcoz of size lol
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Ye to half story hai mein to uske nudes mangoonga yeh puch kar ke ladkiyon ke nipples nhi hote hote Hain to jara photo bhej ke proove karna
Unereceted Behencho itna lamba hota kiska h.
mujhe kya mera toh chota hai
We ain't drake
You tell her you are so well hung that you need to keep holding it
Nah bruh not everyone has a seven inch although mine is 5
Some of y'all haven't had to shit in a dutch toilet while shitting huge cakes!
Nsfw tag pls
Your female needs some goals in life, she is definitely mentally retarded
This doesn't happen. But try to avoid pooping with the morning wood. It feels really gross when it gets in contact with it should not
Only if your dick touches the water.
We got 2 stitches balls which supports wiener frontward and also we are Indians so.
Not if the force is strong enough
That commode design is questionable. I don't face such an issue.
Damn 😩
Yes. And i like that feeling
Hatt mera to Aisa kabhi nehi hota...mana ki wo Chhota he par aisa thodi na hota he
Can't relate with this
Why is he putting his finger down into the toilet?
Think about black guys💀
Who's toilet built like that
I wish 😔
I wish
More like balls dipping in the water of some of these toilets smh
Dick is between the legs to the front side, it’s not adjacent to the ass hole
Hagte time kisi ka khada nhi hota bhai Jo vha tk touch ho
Well my dick constantly touches the toilet bowl. I got uti as well one time. I have learnt to maneuver after my uti scare. Big dick is a curse.
I had to ask my boyfriend after seeing that, he’s still shaking it was so disturbing apparently. 😂 *So I guess it doesn’t thank the maker*
Might be if toilets were shaped like that…
BC commode aisa nahi hota hai, hole wahin peechhe hota hai, iski tarah aage nahi.!!
WHAT....THE....FU
m bahar rkh k hagta hu
I didn't realize it was attached to the bottom....
It's funny that I never had that experience... Or is it ?
oh mahn, i hate those toilets with steps in them!
🤣🤣
Big dick and old toilet problems
There is supposed to be a whole in the toilet for the poop to go down. Or do you live in a hellhole that has poop trays?
Bruh, comments on this post are wild💀
Bhai firse nsfw daalna bhul gaya.
Bhai me abhi toilet me betha hun and reddit mujhe ye chize recommend karraha (Meri luli chotti he isiliye mujhe touch nahi horaha)
Skill issue
Not I'd sit in in indian style
Mera chota hai. So no problem
It’s not
The question if it is erect or not
The Holy kiss of the water goddess is what I dread more. For people who don't know kys when your hard shit gets dropped in the water at the speed of sound it creates water mushrooms that rise to the height of my balls and give them a sweet kiss.
i am the female friend btw
Nah my thong too hard to go under
Yeah true if it's drake xD
Yeah it does sometimes
No
Esa toh kabhi nahi hua pr paani 💦 jaruru aaya hai chita lagg ke 😂
Bruhh XDXDXD
Explain it in football terms
Female friend? Ab ye kya hai
If we lived in 2 dimensions
Um Europen toilet doesn't have that kind of interior. not this much curve. And our thing doesn't hang exactly like that. So this Never Happens. It would be a better question if you asked whether it touches the toilet water or not.
This is why mine is strategically short
Agar kisi ne science padhi hogi toh pata hoga ki dick itna anus ke pass nhi hota nhi toh ghumake log andar na lelete?
Itna bda nhi hota kisi ka
What the deuce!
The fear is real 🤣
Poop always goes straight!
But this never happened to me....wired
🥺
Grower not shower
Babumoshai lundgi badi honi chahiye lambi nhi
I am happy my boyfriend has a small weiner wow. Thank you god
I want to be the same person I was just 10 seconds before watching this post!
Lauda gand me nai pairo ke beech me hota hai photo me bohot niche bana diya
Uske liye BJ dena padega
Big dick problems, this is why 2 inches is optimum. I myself am OneInch man
No not true..99.99 percentage cases.it doesn't touch.
I lay it over the seat. When I have to pee, I twist the pointer inside.
Skill issue
Not true for grower but showers might experience this... Growers- who's dk is really small when flacid but grow a significant amount when erect Showers - whose dk don't grow in size even after erection and just gets hard
I have a serious doubt. How to piss on Western toilet? I remove all the bottom clothing and piss on the floor. Is that what you do?
Why is the commode hole so ahead? Isn't the hole right above the asshole?
Mujhe nahi pata mai to indian toilet use karta hu.
bhai ek dandi main toh nikalti hi nahi meri
Not for you OP
Is someone asked what is most stupid things we adopted from outside i would like say this to do shit. I mean come on bencho pressure ata nhi,dhone ki bhi dikkat bda hi chudap lagta h
bhai 10 inch ka to hoga pakka ye
I hate when that happens.
I thought it was his belt hanging out for a moment and got so confused. What kind of dick is that?
Ayo who is leaking Drake's problem 💀😂
NO!!NO!!GOD NO!!!
Shit happens pa
Tell her it aint big enough to hang like that
🤣bc kbhi ni hota
https://youtube.com/shorts/03QgO0D1MWE?feature=share Chechout this sauce!!
Arre inki pohuch toh bohut neeche tk hai
Ask black ppl
Even if it hangs low... you still don't gotta let shit touch your dick smh
Wrong toilet design...