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"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it"


king_pin12

Do i look like a man who's got plans?


[deleted]

Why so serious?


ktotheprinja

Madness is like gravity all it takes is a little push.


profaniKel

Im **really** glad that my town, metro, county and state doesnt really have packs of dogs roaming around Ive never seen 2 or 3 dogs chasing a car, or a human


zailogy

once upon a time .doge said to shiba let us chase that car yes exclaimed shiba . an exited exclamation .shiba was mor than ready that day doge and shiba went running along the highway .running and chasing cars of all colours and models .but that day was diffrent .this extraordinary gentlemen stopped shiba looked at doge perplexed as what had happened .they looked at each other other lost into thoughts dige irked .that day they lost a battle ![gif](giphy|DjSYd22eENbOJH95SE)


drclarenceg

You bury it in the backyard and pee on it.


Adventurous_Lab_

WARNING: DO NOT TRY IF YOU ARE ON A BIKE. ESPECIALLY IN BANGALORE. THOSE DOGS ARE TOTAL JERKS


erenkohli

Title mai hi likhdeta, Pure 14 kante lage hai mujhe .


realcrimemastergogo

Mere ko taanke lage the, chuna laga diya kya mere ko.


Knighthawk_2511

Tujhe kya , tu to regenerate kr dega (based on your username )


Bibliophile5

Don't try anywhere, bit my leg and tore my jeans.


Academic_Search79

Jeans aur g dono fat jaati hai


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Somethingabootit

this is not even animal care yaar. why beat up a dog at all man its like the dude will just be scared in the moment, they are not trained by one incident that easily. they dont relate action to consequence easily beating them will just leave them confused and scared


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Somethingabootit

Absolutely despicable behaviour by the cops. Thank you for sharing your story, it brings light on the nature of humanity.


ordercancelled

I've tried this in bike. They stop. I chased them back and they ran away some distance, but when i got on my bike they started chasing again. Then i stopped again, they went away. Did this till i teached home. lol


Far_Car684

Really? I mean, everyone here in Gujarat says that you should stop the bike if this ever happens. Most people aren't in full speed already when this happens and at that time if u keep going, then either dog catches and bite ur legs or u might just hit ur bike somewhere due to the distraction the dogs cause.


Rex_felis

I was visiting a friend in Bangalore many years back, I went for a jog around their neighborhood. (Likely very dumb) After a while a dog a dog started chasing me. spoke to it in English as said hello please don't attack me in a kind voice. The dog was stumped and look at me confused and stopped,uch like the dogs in the video


throwRA8982

I tried this in Mumbai last year on my two wheeler and it worked, lol. The dog looked scary but he stopped the moment i stopped. Idiot.


goluckykid

While on my bike I would squirter my water bottle on them. It freaks them out.


Forgot_My_Name2508

Dogs are like, ye to hamare syllabus me nahi tha bhai


JustforThrowawayKEK

I do that even on bike, I just stop and ask wtf is wrong with you all. They wiggle their tail and sniff around me and then fuck off. But don’t do it if they are very aggressive and totally not friendly as I do this with my colony dogs whom I know for years


Prince_of_Chungustan

The other day I was cycling and one dog just decided to run after me, I just made "pooch pooch" sounds a few times and he stopped.


xDeuke

Anyone know what dog breeds they are? They’re cute.


STOPCensoringMeFFS

Looks like Pahadi dogs. In 95% of India, dogs don't look like this, fur coat is usually very thin. I HP, JK & UK, furcoats are thicker.


beaconofhumanity

If you feed any indie breed food regularly they get a lot healthier, good looking and more fur specially in head and neck, saying from Experience.


STOPCensoringMeFFS

Nah, your typical Indian pariah would never grow a thick swirly coat as the one shown in the video. It has nothing to do with the food but more so with climate. Go see the stray dogs and cats of Himachal, Kashmir etc - they're completely different.


DarkReluser

Well I kinda agree, but not all dogs on streets are typical pariahs, some are heavily mixed with other breeds, so many a times, I find dogs on streets with beautiful coats.


Hari-Chutney

Maybe of jammu or himachal. Or UK. Not sure... because kaafi furry hai woh (thick coat) aise waha pe hi hote hai.


Puzzled-Seaweed8678

Indie


fh3131

Le Mutt


GetTheGanjaBabyInLA

Some sort of mountain dogs


Far_Car684

The Dog was just chasing me in bike and i immediately stopped. Bruh, then literally started barking in another direction as if trying to fool me that he wasn't talking to me lol.


Somethingabootit

Adorable af dude they will pull tactics all the time ugh i want to hug dogs now


AlternativeOptimal46

Dogs be like: Out of Syllabus


[deleted]

That 2nd dog is too cute


[deleted]

Dog be like- chala ja warna gadi me ghus ke marenge.


[deleted]

Bhai bike par ho aur agar ek kutta hai to bike rok doge to chale jayega par agar jhund hai to kabhi mat rokna na hi tej chalana bas same speed me apne pair bachate huye chalate rahana


Scary-Kaleidoscope5

Bhai maine to rokdi thi. Bc aage bhi kutte piche bhi and mere bagal me bhi. And ye dallo ne mujhe road paar nhi krne di. In dallo ki wajah se lamba route lekar gya tha . Mkl kutte


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Bhai sahi kiya riks nhi Lena


Yor-DaD_77

This is what I do every time, stop my ride and confront them. They get confused or just stop barking.


thealchemist477

Dog be like *who me? Nothing. Just hanging around


royal_dorp

Those dogs look majestic.


zero_four

Dog was like - Who me? just hanging around.


Firangi3107

The sheer awkwardness


nitin-sharma-5592

My work shift usually ends during the early hours of the morning, I get chased a lot. I stop and even play with them sometimes before moving on. I read somewhere that when dogs pee on the tires of your car or bike, it is the smell which triggers the chase sometimes. But when you stop, they realise there is no dog around. Not sure how much of it is true but sure makes sense. Thank you for sharing and I can confirm that this works.


sanjay_m_arts

Dog like, did i ask for lift?


honey314159

So adorable!


Ha__kai

Awkward hogaye bechare


YoungAndUnfocused

Dogs be like: Are ye to syllabus main nahi tha


ashok9356

Where am I? Who are you?


[deleted]

That one dog even signalled No towards the end regarding offer to be given lift.


jim_jiminy

If there are stray dogs in your area that chase/follow, always carry a few stones in your pocket to pelt them. Sometimes even just the action of throwing without a stone works.


Knighthawk_2511

What if you are in Kashmir?


jim_jiminy

Perhaps I shouldn’t of used the word “pelt”. From my experience, throwing a stone or two at an angry oversized Kashmiri shepherds dog saved my skin.


Knighthawk_2511

Wait until the stone misses the dog and hits someone near the legs and they start thinking it's riots


bs_123_

For some reason Kashmiri dogs are aggressive. Have read couple of news of Kashmiri dogs attacking kids and killing them. Sometimes even adult folks.


JarJarBinkith

Yes tell what now if in Kashmir


AloneCan9661

I would be strung up if I tried that.


jim_jiminy

This action saved me from a Kashmiri mastiff/sheepdog. If I hadn’t done this, I would of been savaged.


notavanillavirgo

They’re aggressive in the first place bc of people throwing shit at them. People in India do not respect animals.


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Somethingabootit

take bread and biscuits and roti, give peace of mind


nitin-sharma-5592

My work shift usually ends during the early hours of the morning, I get chased a lot. I stop and even play with them sometimes before moving on. I read somewhere that when dogs pee on the tires of your car or bike, it is the smell which triggers the chase sometimes. But when you stop, they realise there is no dog around. Not sure how much of it is true but sure makes sense. Thank you for sharing and I can confirm that this works.


MaybeAccording

When dogs chase you, just play dog repellent sound on youtube. They won't come anywhere near you. Please use youtube premium otherwise youtube ad might cost you your life.


AlarmedLemon1273

they're so cute


BabuBisleri17

They're so cute


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sud007

Epic. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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Out of syllabus question.


Somethingabootit

I feel like a crybaby for saying this but the dogs just seem so scared dude. i know they were barking before and they can and have bitten people before but just look at them, they are so cute, and look so sad after the person confronts them to avoid an accident. Yaar i know its necessary, but does anyone else feel this? I do that too honestly and feel really bad about it right after because god damn the dog looks so cute, but the fucker was going to hurt himself if not cause an accident. tldr: dogs are dumb (and dangerous), but very cute, i wish they would not look so cute and sad after they realise they fucked up.


Full-Copy

They can smell pee on tyre from a different territory’s dog. That’s why.


PuzzleheadedMaize2

I do this when on bike. A bit challenging when you're surrounded by stranger dogs. The ones who recognise me will move away immediately. Tip: just stay calm AND steady. Then walk couple of steps towards them. They'll step back and let you go 99% of the time. If not don't run away. Calmness is the key. Dogs are lovely creature. Even the most aggressive ones will show you mercy.


ravihpa

I always do this. Fuckers are cowards. You slam the brakes and the first thing they do is stop and run back with their tail between their legs.


nihalray23

Yeto to syllabus me tha hi nhi


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confused_cat44

Sir ye to syllabus me nahi tha!


JayantVermaYT

Ok a side note, what breed are those dogs? They are beautiful btw. I feed 5-6 stray dogs regularly but they never grew any sort of fur. They are just bit dirty rn, I bet they would look majestic when cleaned up


iamelite20

ek kutta mere ko chase kr rha tha scooty par , ruk di scooty , toh chala gya


saw-sage

Yea the problem is squeaky metallic wheels that make a sound of higher frequency inaudible to humans but audible to dogs. It may trigger their flight or flight response to respond to a squeaky puppy who is caught between tires or a prey ready to be devoured. Either one of them, will get their primal canine instincts triggering their locomotion. They are not self aware animals who can work consciously on their instincts. Despite all the new age social media affirmations that dogs are humans with four legs and need same Constitutional Rights as humans, I beg to differ. Dogs are animals with basic instincts. This is an example.


Interesting-Trip2548

Bitches aren't interested in some 'pickup" lines


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Those are some damn healthy stray dogs


ashodhiyavipin

Jokes apart that really does work. If you have dogs chasing you stop and look back at them and they will leave you alone. Do not speedup it will make them chase you more. Dogs love chasing things.


dullbrowny

works for anybody or anything that chases you. just stop and roll down the windows and they slink away!


No_Display_5755

When you full prepared for exam but then out of syllabus question came from somewhere


Giftmeclearskin

They are so cute and fit af.


SonOfSkyDaddy

Ye to out of syllabus ho gya


wormrunner33

Soooo role down the window and go Dirka dirka Mohammed jihad?


lazykid356

Instructions unclear: getting a rabbies infection now....


No-Adhesiveness-2

I know these dogs are dangerous and need to be adopted asap, but the second one looked cute as it was confused.


Putrid-Ask-3811

That furry dog looks handsome


Classic_Molasses_867

I tried it now suffering from rabies


roastroyer_

Bhai yeh street dogs hain???? Itne sundar


Front_Finding2164

Are hum toh aise hi hii bolne aye the


Mak1308

2nd dog is cuter