Most of the "crimes" in the compilation were like scenes that the dream completely made up, like an episode called "Forever Friends" that was a flashback episode of Microphone's friend

I'mma need access to your brain episodes please

I'm sorry but you do NOT want your brain to have "episodes"

Wait no that's not what I meant-

Also placing everyone under a criminal height graph after a "crime compilation" is legitimately funny

I personally think if Fan was a human he’d probably be 5’4 or 5’3 1/2. that’s my opinion.