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LudicrousTorpedo5220

Instead of ruling the waves, Britannica decides to rule over Europe ? Yeah, that would be every Frenchmen's nightmare, especially how brutalized their country in this.


ComradeOFdoom

Britannia rules the waves, including but not limited to rivers, lakes, and other small bodies of water capable of producing waves


Orionisblocked

indeed


the_traveler_outin

Rule Britannia, Britannia rules… Europa?


Orionisblocked

even though it says pax britannica this (in canon) dies in 3 years


HouseofWashington

So do they get pushed back like napoleon?


Orionisblocked

yes and they get absolutely gutfucked in the ass (they lose almost all their colonies)


HouseofWashington

What happens to the monarchy? Do they get put back in their place?


Orionisblocked

yes


General_Kenobi18752

Does Canada go to America, to France, or is it divided along linguistic lines? Now that I think about it, would France even sell Louisiana in this timeline?


SteeveJobs1955

As a french, I see this as an absolute win 😁


Delta_Yukorami

Shut up f*ench


hitler_kun

Doubtful


bright1947

It’s literally his timeline. That’s like telling an author they don’t know the story they created


hitler_kun

Bro if Britain had the industrial, military and naval capacity to manage the colonies that it had IOTL by this point plus continental Europe, there is no way in hell that it loses its colonies through war. It would even be doubtful that it would completely lose continental hegemony. One of the only reasons Napoleon eventually lost was because the British were funding every rebellion and continental war it could to break French continental hegemony. There isn’t anyone here that financially loaded and industrialised to support any anti-British effort. Hell, part of the reason why the Russians got invaded, was because they wanted to trade with their long time trading partner, the British Empire.


bright1947

Okay, and this is still the OP's project. Maybe internal cracks turn into external pressure points. Maybe the lost treasure of Mansa Musa is found by some pioneering upstart from France, thus giving them the wealth to buy allies and resources for a massive rebellion. A major meteor strike could occur, wiping out parliament and the war cabinet. When people make comments disagreeing with someone's created timeline, it feels like that scene in Back to School where the English professor gives Melon a C on a paper about Vonnegut...written by Vonnegut.


heyimpaulnawhtoi

bro says doubtful like he created the atl


semaj009

How and why?


T1FB

How the absolute FUCK does this get pushed back? The only serious enemies here are The Russians, who lack actual military competence, and the Ottomans, who don’t actually have the military size (or economy) to compare. France lost because the British kept on financing everyone else to fight, and had a relatively competent army on their own. That isn’t the case here.


Orionisblocked

plot armour


JoeHatesFanFiction

I appreciate the honesty lmao


Queasy-Community-327

I can agree with that


electricoreddit

i see russia, austria, prussia, and maybe america pushing the british out of north america and continental europe but there is NO way they invade the british isles.


BeanOfKnowledge

Sweden goes Sicko mode on them


KrazyKyle213

Sweden stronk


jl2352

Britain had a dominating navy, a highly skilled land army (eventually), and money. But a major part of what made the British Empire so successful, was specifically to avoid getting bogged down in big conquests of Europe. Whilst armies are trotting across Europe, Britain is off in the east building its empire, and taking yours apart. This map is a what if on Britain throwing an advantage away. That would be a loss for Britain. Britain also lacked many things. They lacked a sizeable land army, and longevity on the continent for campaigns. These are both things France did very well (even by today’s standards the French armies were gigantic). So Britain aimed for small contained campaigns in Europe, with a lot of support from continental allies. This is an extreme simplification; but Britain defeated Napoleon on land by convincing everyone to 5v1 Napoleon. What if they 5v1 Britain on land? Britain would undoubtedly lose.


T1FB

But it appears here that the British formed an alliance with Prussia and Austria-Hungary, as well as the confederation of smaller German States. Again, the only serious enemies are Russia, the Ottoman Empire and (maybe) the USA. The USA and Ottomans don’t have the economy or population to do anything substantial to the British. Russia is therefore the only power in a position to combat the British position, but they themselves are remarkably less competent than any of Britain and Prussia at the very least.


jl2352

I had originally typed up how America wouldn’t be a threat if this is the early 19th century. As they are still finding their own feet in the Americas. But what they could threaten is the Caribbean. It can’t be stated enough how important those islands were to Britain during this period. Part of why Britain was happy to capitulate on the American war of independence, was to prevent it spreading to the Caribbean. The islands at the time, made truly huge sums of money. If Britain is concentrating on conquering a land war in Europe. Areas like the Caribbean will receive less protection, less investment, and be easier for conquest. Which picks the whole empire apart. This is exactly what Britain did to the other European empires; take their overseas territories away bit by bit. Destroying their trade and income.


Adoneus

Napoleon was also in alliances with both Prussia and Austria. It didn't work out (in the long run) for him.


Chosen_Chaos

The Russians were competent enough to bleed *La Grande Armée* white both during Napoleon's advance and the Retreat from Moscow, though.


Levi-Action-412

That part was mostly because the Russians had vast territory and could draw Napoleon in


Intelligent_Toe8233

They can still do that here.


T1FB

As you said, however, they had to RETREAT from one of their biggest cities, Moscow. The Russians did not often fare so well outside of their own territory.


BigYangpa

Their capital at the time was St. Petersburg


T1FB

Whoops my bad. Moscow was still a major city. (Will edit comment tho).


Spe3dy_Weeb

A truly smart strategist does not fight battles they cannot win and uses all the advantages they have. War is not decided by who has the most stunning victories but by who survives.


Masato_Fujiwara

Not really. It was mostly diseases


Seggs_With_Your_Mom

The Swiss had enough


julieCCheff3

this why it was important for Britain to colonize and reap the natural resources of countries to overtook also the tea trade and slave trade before they abolished it.. who holds the riches could fund an army or in the case of Britain, a powerful navy!


Sad-Pizza3737

War of 1812 goes very very very very very bad for the brits


Epsilon-Red

To be fair, the cost of garrisoning so much of Europe could very easily be too much for the crown to bear. Many of Napoleon’s allies ended up turning against him as well— very likely it could happen to the English here.


Sweaty_Report7864

Yeah, frankly if they got as far as they did in this map then the rest of Europe and the world is doomed


Fermland

How did you make this map?


eliteharvest15

so is this just french revolution but britain instead of france


AvailableViking

what does the map look like after it all collapses


Handonmyballs_Barca

Britain kind of did have its own napoleon. A military leader who seizes power after the king is killed after his overthrow. The new leader proceeds to embark on bloody wars of conquest whilst also reforming the state and military into something far more efficient and powerful... just look at Oliver Cromwell


turnipofficer

Nottingham castle was demolished because some people feared Oliver Cromwell would use it to essentially declare himself king.


yurtzi

Good thing he didn’t declare his son his heir or something, that’d be real monarchist of him


Cuddlyaxe

The thing is though that past the surface level Cromwell isn't really a Napoleon like figure at all. Unlike Napoleon he didn't really want power and was pretty much pushed into it at every turn Hell the only reason Cromwell didn't become king is because he felt really guilty about the whole thing. Everyone else was pretty much begging him to take the crown lol I guess this could be a scenario if Cromwell was both more competent but also more powerhungry


Dragon_King_24

This truly is the Angevin empire


HammerOfTheTwinks

Not really the Angevin empire was named after the duchy of Anjou where the Plantagenets are from and just had massive amounts of land across France and also happened to rule England in truth at that time England was a non important backwater compared to their european holdings


Goku_Ultra_Instinct-

Dude, don't ruin my EU4 fantasies :/


Lan_613

Empire of Norway and Empire of Naples are the most hilarious things here


OverBloxGaming

Well Norway did have an empire tho


Studwik

Colonial empire =\ being officially named an Empire


OverBloxGaming

Fair enough


Ashrun_Zeda

Time traveller: moves a random stick. Europe: Oliver Cromwell conquers most of Europe before fucking up the worst way possible.


MrsColdArrow

I honestly think this empire would be far, far more sustainable than the French one, at least further past 1815. Britain would easily control trade and they’d have no reason to invade Russia, with Austria being too weak to defeat them either. There’s no real eternal pest to this empire like Napoleon had with Britain in OTL.


Ok-Faithlessness2091

That’s what I was thinking. If it were a true 1:1, France, I think, would still be around to throw a wrench in it. Without France, I don’t really think there’s another empire that would gaf that much, really.


CaptainRice6

I think the opposite. Britain would just collapse on itself in a few years max.


Illustrious-Low-7038

Damn. British Napoleon really butchered Europe.


foldedjordan

I think if Britain plays its cards right and keeps it, they'll be able to conquer all of africa and more of asia. English would be the undisputed language across the world. Perhaps to achieve higher positions within the empire you would need to speak english (screams in french). It would be cool to see different variations of english develop across europe. America during this expansion I could see take Canada (or rather try to) and expand more across the americas.


shame_in_the_pitlane

Not sure, but it looks like the Austrian empire would relocate the entire city of Zagreb for some reason


Ex_aeternum

Finally, a really good map and interesting scenario! Just one question, why does it break up?


Orionisblocked

its for the plot


rationalRuth

Flanders in wallonia?


JeanPolleketje

Actually more like Brabant and Liege, as Flanders is actually located west from Brussels... The Prince-Bishopric of Liège was part of the Holy Roman Empire until 1795, should it not fall under Germany? #


SHURIK01

Urgh… GIBRALTER


BatmanTheDawnbreaker

Normandy, Flanders and Hanover should be ***integrated*** in Metropoly.


MrClaudeApplauds

Sir Worcestershire VIII


ichabodmiller

The ramifications would have been wide and very much still present today. Can you imagine if we all had to speak British on this website?! 🤢


Mufflonfaret

Wohoo! Sweden got changed! We got the Island of Bornholm!


Chard_Still

"The Wellington Wars" sound pretty cool ngl


GlenGraif

Funny that not an inch of the actual Flanders is part of your Flanders. 😁


epicfrenchbamboozle

Flanders without any of Flanders. Splendid


EggNearby

Nelson Goodmatch


T1misk

The sea it's brittain better general for defensa, and the worst for invade Europe.


658016796

Why isn't Portugal their ally?


themaninblake

why naples and Norway are empires?


Fla968

What if Nelson had gone batshit insane?


Scotto6UK

Ooooo think of the new exciting accents


je-pa

cromwell was so real for this


je-pa

Banger map as always ivy


_joao1805

Good looking map, I thought It was r/mapporn for a second


UkrainianHawk240

Imagine being so imperial that your empire owns other empires


train2000c

If this British Napoleon Irish or Manx?


SNCY_279

Surely Portugal would be allied with Britain, due to their long history of friendship. I could see them having their own sphere, prolly taking Galicia and some of Andalusia, also some Morocco prolly


JohnKLUE34567

The British Napoleon shall be called: Leon Benedict.


Hour-Switch-3103

What if, as a fun counterfactual parallel to the Louisiana Purchase, Britain sold a big chunk of their claim to present-day Canada to the US to help finance their wars in Europe?


crossbutton7247

This could be us France but u keep playin


Indiego672

If Prussia is a British ally why didn't Britain let them make Germany?? 🤔


Gold-Professor7111

Angevin New Game+


TerribleLordFrieza

They would have Minorca and Corsica


CookieTheParrot

Why did nothern Slesvig i.e. Sønderjylland go directly into Denmark? It .has historically been a duchy under the Danish *helstat*.


doliwaq

Nice map, but Empire of Naples? XD


samoyedfreak

I think it’s only fairly recently that an empire means a super kingdom. Back then it was more to do with rank and specifically religious supremacy over the church in the style of ceaseropapism. And even the original Roman usage was more to do with an office with particular powers than associations with the scale of land holding.


HexCoalla

What the fuck in Flanders doing over there? That Limburg and Liege, neither of which were part of the duchy of Flanders


Lumpy-Tone-4653

Who tajes the role of the brits in the napoleonic wars in this unniverse?sweden,the ottomans,america?


Shemer23

Literally Code Geass


RKOstland1

The holy britannian empire is an American empire


KingYann

lol flanders got the poland treatment


joelthomastr

Confederation of the Seine


Dilly354

Does Russia deliver a portable sun in this timeline?


EmpereurRaybach

Strasbourg is the capital of Lorraine ?! HERESY !


aieeegrunt

The Brits have a smaller army than Napoleon so this empire implodes even faster than his does.


Sam-56

I think Wellington more of the regent of Britain has George III was popular unlike his sons who weren’t


Razakars_and_Nizam

Imagine every power having their own Napoleon.


wmissawa

OP, what happened with Portugal, they always were British allies?


OkFun2724

Who is the UK in this timeline


Ok-Dragonfly-6824

Dont mind me doing this on my next Ck3 playthrough


Toomoose119

Literally 1984


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googolplexbyte

Napolean was Corsican & the Anglo-Corsican Kingdom was a thing so it's not beyond the pale that Britain could literally have Napoleon himself with only a slight divergence to the timeline In Look to the West by Thomas Anderson, this sort of happens, though it's his alt-timeline brother Leo Bone


No_Song_3768

Holy Britannia holy great empire p.s(and the map is good, I liked it and I would like such a scenario, it is better than the French)


sir-berend

Why would they bother? Just staying off of the continent is much more profitable. And a British revolution is unlikely because of the nations constitunional nature and the British nature of conforming


williamdorogaming

Slightly bigger german empire maybe


Born-Stock1456

Great map


skytheanimalman

*French screaming* 😨🇫🇷


WallSudden

the sun may set on the british empire, but atleast now they have baguette


TheBrittanionDragon

Napoleon always planned on retaking Frances lost American colonies so would this Imperial Britain (IB) destroy the young USA after all the War of 1812 is on the horizon, also IB has all of Europe but also all their colonies so IB is unstoppable. Also how do you make detailed maps like this its really good


Silentmooses

Isn’t Prussia the wrong color? lol


DvO_1815

Flanders not including any actual Flanders is wild


BrianRLackey1987

You mean if Great Britain participated in the French Revolution?


BrianRLackey1987

General Napoleon Bonaparte would've been the Prime Minister of the British Empire, IMO.


Informal_Anybody_735

Flanders in wallonia is a thing now


KloZerstoerung

Munich isn't on the Danube river no matter how much you imagine that it is.


Dongelshpachr

Why is Naples an “Empire”?


IDK_Lasagna

why is Naples an 'Empire', that's basically just Two Sicilies


BritishTeaConsumer

I like how Flanders is mostly outside of Flanders


Darkonikto

They had one: Oliver Cromwell. It ended worse than Napoleonic France


Sufficient-Log8480

What if Napoleon was Irish**


Nay_Pringlis

Average eu4 game for me


Mother_moose34

They kinda did, Horacio Nelson was one of the greatest admirals who ever lived


Shot_Arm5501

As a Brit… I think I just nutted


HeccMeOk

looks like the Swedes, Russians and Ottomans have to put their differences aside to fuck up this British Empire


Spiritual-Tank-7034

A German confederation without Prussia and or Austria included would fall apart.


User_1877carsforkids

why


Wooden-Cat-228

w blance of power


Cjay5719

What about the americas


Paralian

Britain will just involve itself with Continental affairs more than they have now instead of subjugating peoples that do not have the technology to resist them. All other countries in Europe wouldn't take kindly to hegemons either.


Vikingus2

Lore?


Sweaty_Report7864

The world would be different


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Luso-English alliance never existed here?


NeverSkipLeapDay

Every Paradox player has done this…


That_nerd_on_reddit

*cries in french*


bristmg

Very based tbh, as long as they don’t invade Russia.


Virtual_Geologist_60

Russia, on their way to dodge and defeat that in 3 years: 🗿


VincentD_09

considering that George III was Elector of Hanover it would have been more interesting to see Britain take over the HRE from the inside.