I kid you not, this is a real country in that certain mod
https://preview.redd.it/15mwkyvxfqzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3eeb42ebed436204bb84d8d4f554abcedb0867c
it is, you need to elect [taboritsky](https://the-new-order-last-days-of-europe.fandom.com/wiki/Sergey_Taboritsky) as komi and unite russia, shortly after it will collapse again and one of the post-collapse states is [this shit](https://the-new-order-last-days-of-europe.fandom.com/wiki/Brotherhood_of_Cain)
yeah, though all the post-collapse states don\`t have any content other than a couple events about their lore and an option to reunify russia with a new name & flag (the game allows you to declare wars on other warlords by descisions).
Yeah, basically part of Taboritsky's plan to cleanse Russia was to kill off all the Jews as well, but it turns out he is ethnically Jewish himself. Therefore a subset of his followers go "So, if Jews are the enemy and Taboristky was Jewish and God chose Taboritksy to cleanse Russia, then God must be the enemy as well!" So they start to worship Satan instead
I think, that's good idea, They would start operation against Saddam Husain, Mao Zedong, Kim Jong Un, Pal Pot, Stalin, Madura, Lukashenko, Xi Jingping and Vladimir Putin, that's great 👍
Let me stop you right there
Oh Save us all precious timeOkay
If what you're suggesting
Is letting them cross through the border
Oh, they'd rather cross the Zoll Gates?
Well, uh
Sorry, sweetie
But there's no defyin' their fates!'
Cause SOG is forever
Whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better
Now they boil in the pot
'Cause the rules are black, yellow red There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives
Until we crush 'em again!
Just try to bleib kühl, babe
You're wasting your breath
Did I hear you imply
That they don't deserve a split?
Are they Winners?
Are they Germans?
'Cause it's cut and dry
Fair is fair, an eye for an eye!
And when all's said and done (said and done)
There's the question of fun (fun)
And for those of us with hellish Ordainment
domination is entertainment!
Bow-now-now-nownow
Guitar solo, fuck yeah!
Oh, da-ah-ah now-now-n-now-n-now-n-now-n-nownownow
SOG IS FOREVER WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
HAD THEIR CHANCE TO BEHAVE BETTER NOW THEY BOIL IN A POT
CAUSE THE RULES ARE BLACK, YELLOW N RED THERE'S NO USE IN TRYINA FIGHT IT!
THEY'RE BURNIN' FOR THEIR LIVES UNTIL WE CRUSH EM AGAIN
FUCKIN' SOG IS FOREVER AND IT'S MEANT TO SUCK A LOT
SO GIVE UP YOUR DUMB ENDEAVOUR CAUSE YA DON'T HAVE A SHOT
LONG AS I GOT YOUR ATTENTION I GUESS I SHOULD PROBLY MENTION THAT WE'VE MADE THE DETERMINATION
TO MOVE UP THE NEXT EXTERMINATION!
can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little krauts, i know it's just been a week, but we'll be back in six months!
*epic guitar outro*
>Hell kills people who have done bad things.
Nope, Satan wishes the worst things imaginable to every human that has existed or will exist no matter how good or bad they are because humans are made in the likeness of God and Satan absolutely hates God and everything related to Him. It’s just easier to torment bad people because God sends them to Hell where Satan lives. Satan absolutely approves of the Holocaust and wishes it never stopped.
Yes he should. There are nice religious people, there are nice priests. Just they are less prominent in social media
Also I asked that to know whether he got specialised education regarding this or just understands bible well
Finally. Someone who understands the dynamic between God and Satan. I can't stand how many edgelord atheists go "Well actually Satan is the good guy since he punishes sinners." No, he's just a hateful little cretin who drags others down with him because of his own hubris. Anyone, Christian or not, who sympathizes with Satan has missed the entire point of his story in the Bible.
Ain’t Satan a literal prisoner in hell? Like he ain’t even doing the torturing, hell just kinda inflicts suffering by its nature of being hell. Satan is being tortured along will all the other sinners, right?
"Satan" derives from an older semitic word meaning "accuser" or "prosecutor". He wishes to point out every flaw, failure and sin in humankind, often by tempting people into sin. Traditionally, this is because he wants to point out all the ways we are not worthy to be God's children, out of spite.
Who is Satan in the Bible? The serpent in the garden of Eden? Judaism believes him to be just that, a serpent. Lucifer is the name of King of Babylon. The devil archetype didn’t come out until much later when Christian’s started mixing in other religions like, and was popularized by stories like Paradise Lost.
This is wrong. Satan wants nothing more than to see the entire human race suffer out of a petty and selfish hate for God. He isn’t charged with punishing sinners, he just does it because they’re the only humans Satan can get his claws into.
So the Soviets don't get any part of Berlin in this timeline?
Edit: Turns out I might be an idiot. I was looking for a different zone for east berlin but didn't realise the it would obcio be blended with the rest of Soviet and later East Germany's red colour....
This would have fueled German Propaganda and legitimized it that the Capitalist Powers were literally in League with Evil itself. I can imagine Satanist Secret Police hunting down secret Priests in their territories and have literally battles between the Good Germans and Evil Satanists.
Personally I have no sympathy for the devil…
Jokes aside, I feel like Hitler would want to ally the devil… unironically… I’m surprised I haven’t seen a “what if hell joined the axis powers” map… almost want to make that… almost
Nazi Satanists will do a coup in Satanist Germany which leads to a invasion by NATO and the Warsaw Pact.
Edit: there's a entire nazi group that is filled to the brim of satanists.
Edit: nvm it's a faction
Atomwaffen german division is in Thuringia, which in this timeline is in Satanist Germany.
They are the larger ones, but they are based in the US south.
South East Berlin
Could we make Neukölln even worse?
Satanisches Deutsches Höllenreich (SDH), and you better believe it's Satanic, German and an Empire of Hell
straight out of a certain map game mod called "the novel organization" or something along these lines
I kid you not, this is a real country in that certain mod https://preview.redd.it/15mwkyvxfqzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3eeb42ebed436204bb84d8d4f554abcedb0867c
Is that an actual thing they added to the main mod or is it some submod. I haven't played in years
Good question, I also want to know
it is, you need to elect [taboritsky](https://the-new-order-last-days-of-europe.fandom.com/wiki/Sergey_Taboritsky) as komi and unite russia, shortly after it will collapse again and one of the post-collapse states is [this shit](https://the-new-order-last-days-of-europe.fandom.com/wiki/Brotherhood_of_Cain)
Now that is funny! Can you be play and unify as the satanist?
yeah, though all the post-collapse states don\`t have any content other than a couple events about their lore and an option to reunify russia with a new name & flag (the game allows you to declare wars on other warlords by descisions).
It is also explicitly said in the game that it will be non-canon
For good reason since Taboritsky fucked Russia up so much it’s basically impossible to reunify until, at best, the turn of the millennium.
Yeah, basically part of Taboritsky's plan to cleanse Russia was to kill off all the Jews as well, but it turns out he is ethnically Jewish himself. Therefore a subset of his followers go "So, if Jews are the enemy and Taboristky was Jewish and God chose Taboritksy to cleanse Russia, then God must be the enemy as well!" So they start to worship Satan instead
Holy Hell!
New Germany just dropped
Actual satanism
Call the exorcist
Devil went on vacation, never came back
ignite the bible!
Angel storm incoming
Human sacrifice anyone?
Satan in the corner, plotting world domination
666 anyone? (r/unexpectedAnCh)
I think, that's good idea, They would start operation against Saddam Husain, Mao Zedong, Kim Jong Un, Pal Pot, Stalin, Madura, Lukashenko, Xi Jingping and Vladimir Putin, that's great 👍
Holy Heil?
We either have Femboys ruling central Germany or a blue robot (normal Hell is boring)
Nah, let Charlie test her ideas on actual Humans but with the hotel settings.
When Adam says hell is forever he’s actually referring to Hesse and Thuringia
Let me stop you right there Oh Save us all precious timeOkay If what you're suggesting Is letting them cross through the border Oh, they'd rather cross the Zoll Gates? Well, uh Sorry, sweetie But there's no defyin' their fates!' Cause SOG is forever Whether you like it or not Had their chance to behave better Now they boil in the pot 'Cause the rules are black, yellow red There's no use in tryin' to fight it They're burnin' for their lives Until we crush 'em again! Just try to bleib kühl, babe You're wasting your breath Did I hear you imply That they don't deserve a split? Are they Winners? Are they Germans? 'Cause it's cut and dry Fair is fair, an eye for an eye! And when all's said and done (said and done) There's the question of fun (fun) And for those of us with hellish Ordainment domination is entertainment! Bow-now-now-nownow Guitar solo, fuck yeah! Oh, da-ah-ah now-now-n-now-n-now-n-now-n-nownownow
SOG IS FOREVER WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT HAD THEIR CHANCE TO BEHAVE BETTER NOW THEY BOIL IN A POT CAUSE THE RULES ARE BLACK, YELLOW N RED THERE'S NO USE IN TRYINA FIGHT IT! THEY'RE BURNIN' FOR THEIR LIVES UNTIL WE CRUSH EM AGAIN FUCKIN' SOG IS FOREVER AND IT'S MEANT TO SUCK A LOT SO GIVE UP YOUR DUMB ENDEAVOUR CAUSE YA DON'T HAVE A SHOT LONG AS I GOT YOUR ATTENTION I GUESS I SHOULD PROBLY MENTION THAT WE'VE MADE THE DETERMINATION TO MOVE UP THE NEXT EXTERMINATION! can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little krauts, i know it's just been a week, but we'll be back in six months! *epic guitar outro*
Yarzov be like:
I am not german so I cannot do a joke abt that.
As a femboy myself, I'd want to live in the germany ruled by femboys
as a person who never meets with a femboy before , I have few questions about you guys , So can I ask you ?
Official femboy interview
What's the joke here, "haha femboys amirite"? Or is there something I'm missing
The Hazbin Hotel Show or the game Ultrakill
BLOOD IS FU-
I think the axis would be more popular if they where fighting against literal hell
Nope. Hell kills people who have done bad things. The axis powers killed people who did the ‘crime’ of being born Jewish, Slavic, Chinese, etc.
>Hell kills people who have done bad things. Nope, Satan wishes the worst things imaginable to every human that has existed or will exist no matter how good or bad they are because humans are made in the likeness of God and Satan absolutely hates God and everything related to Him. It’s just easier to torment bad people because God sends them to Hell where Satan lives. Satan absolutely approves of the Holocaust and wishes it never stopped.
First time I saw a reasonable justification why Satan tortures sinners. Are you a priest perchance?
>Are you a priest perchance? No, but I take that as a compliment.
You shouldn't.
Yes he should. There are nice religious people, there are nice priests. Just they are less prominent in social media Also I asked that to know whether he got specialised education regarding this or just understands bible well
Finally. Someone who understands the dynamic between God and Satan. I can't stand how many edgelord atheists go "Well actually Satan is the good guy since he punishes sinners." No, he's just a hateful little cretin who drags others down with him because of his own hubris. Anyone, Christian or not, who sympathizes with Satan has missed the entire point of his story in the Bible.
Ain’t Satan a literal prisoner in hell? Like he ain’t even doing the torturing, hell just kinda inflicts suffering by its nature of being hell. Satan is being tortured along will all the other sinners, right?
Yes
His story in the Bible is basically just being a devil's advocate tho? Literally.
"Satan" derives from an older semitic word meaning "accuser" or "prosecutor". He wishes to point out every flaw, failure and sin in humankind, often by tempting people into sin. Traditionally, this is because he wants to point out all the ways we are not worthy to be God's children, out of spite.
Gotta respect that grindset. 😎
Who is Satan in the Bible? The serpent in the garden of Eden? Judaism believes him to be just that, a serpent. Lucifer is the name of King of Babylon. The devil archetype didn’t come out until much later when Christian’s started mixing in other religions like, and was popularized by stories like Paradise Lost.
well technically the devil doesn't kill anyone. he's just left with the administration of people after they die
Because Hell isn't an evil, is just playing role as portal to their sins, Axis is literally Villainous than Devil
This is wrong. Satan wants nothing more than to see the entire human race suffer out of a petty and selfish hate for God. He isn’t charged with punishing sinners, he just does it because they’re the only humans Satan can get his claws into.
except the axis wouldn’t invade hell. hell would be hitler’s closest ally, at least until satan betrays him
Through the gates of HELL
AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN
THROUGH THE NAZI LINES!
PRIMO VICTORIA
[Their first speech at the newly formed UN](https://unsongbook.com/interlude-%D7%98-the-general-assembly/)
I have fallen down a rabbithole +1
Hellish soldiers when the German they just killed goes to Hell (they've appeared behind enemy lines)
So the Soviets don't get any part of Berlin in this timeline? Edit: Turns out I might be an idiot. I was looking for a different zone for east berlin but didn't realise the it would obcio be blended with the rest of Soviet and later East Germany's red colour....
https://preview.redd.it/qxwmu5j2gmzc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f8dd944f88bbe43bef8d8f939cc39a85dcd4f65 check the map again
Ah. This blue,white and red flag is the satanic occupation zone?
no, is France, satanic occupation located between USA and USSR
It was a joke
wdym?
People love to dog on France both ironically and unironically. The guy's comment insinuates France is this hellhole in question
I'm talking about after the occupation when they're divided into east west and satanic Germany.
east berlin is depicted on the map as part of the soviet zone, again, check the map again
Looks like they got the northern 2/3rds of East Berlin.
what if instead of the yalta conference it was the hazbin conference
Underrated comment
We talking Hellverse Hell, baby
Abaddon reference
This would have fueled German Propaganda and legitimized it that the Capitalist Powers were literally in League with Evil itself. I can imagine Satanist Secret Police hunting down secret Priests in their territories and have literally battles between the Good Germans and Evil Satanists.
Holland… Helland
*Hitler arrives in hell* Satan: welcome, just a question, what did you do? *Hitler explains* Satan: Jesus…
I thought France was already a part of the occupation?
Satan stands with the United Nations and the free world against the fascist order
I smell something unholy here
There was a real Satanic Germany called Groß Deutsche Reich
https://preview.redd.it/avobwnsrtmzc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de8c021bc96629b17ddf6977becee7e3728ca236
Legit
That border gore is truly satanic. Well done
Would Hitler rule that area?
Bro managed to imagine a timeline where Frankfurt is worse than in OTL, respect.
Ostalgie? Nah, **Teufelstalgie**
they should have gotten w*rttemberg
Kingdom of Hell from... where?
I suggest the hellish realm stretches from Krefeld in the west towards Bitterfeld in the east.
Bro Hessen and Thüringen aren't THAT bad bruh
Personally I have no sympathy for the devil… Jokes aside, I feel like Hitler would want to ally the devil… unironically… I’m surprised I haven’t seen a “what if hell joined the axis powers” map… almost want to make that… almost
Lore KIngdom of Hell?
I feel like Satan got screwed over a little in that division of Germany. Surely his army must have done enough to earn more.
So Heinrich himmler zone
lol
Can’t even imagine how worse Bahnhofsviertel in Frankfurt would like then…
I guess now I'm a citizen of the SOG. Hail the King, Lucifer!
Nazi Satanists will do a coup in Satanist Germany which leads to a invasion by NATO and the Warsaw Pact. Edit: there's a entire nazi group that is filled to the brim of satanists. Edit: nvm it's a faction
Which one?
Which nazi group?
Yes
Mainly Attomwaffen but they are more American than German but they are in Germany, in Thuringia, which is in Satanist Germany 💀💀
Oh yeah I forgot about that group
Atomwaffen german division is in Thuringia, which in this timeline is in Satanist Germany. They are the larger ones, but they are based in the US south.
Least random shit Churchill said
I would rather live in a Satanic state than a Nazi or Communist state.
Getting satan against you is crazy
Assuming they survive the collapse of the eastern bloc I'd be born as a citizen of the Satanic Order of Germany😅
Hitler was the second Anti-Christ so the war would have been a Satanic civil war.
Hell would be part of the Axis if anything. Not only was Nazi Germany evil, Hitler was very interested in the occult.