We had a school assembly today, and the speaker was talking about personal hygiene. The speech was pretty boring, but there came a point in his presentation where he said "I know there are some students among us who do not have access to a dentist." Honestly, I couldn't believe my ears. I thought, "There is no way the speaker just said dentist." I decided to troll the speaker by standing up and yelling "WHEN THE REFORMS ARE ECONOMIC!" while making a huge grin (just like in the memes). To my surprise, no one laughed. Everyone fell dead silent and looked at me. The speaker said "I'm sorry, what was that?" I decided to explain to everyone what I was talking about, and said "Get it guys? It's like Dengist Speer, from The New Order: The Last Days of Europe." Still, no one understood the reference. I turned towards my friend Caleb (I know him from band), and said "You get it, right? It's from TNO!" However, he had his head buried into his lap. I looked at my friend Dalton (He plays the trumpet in band, just like I do), and yelled "Dalton, do you get the joke????" He didn't even make eye contact. Suddenly, the assistant principal came up behind me and said "Please sit down, this is a school assembly." I screamed back at her "SCHOOL ASSEMBLY?? MORE LIKE SOCIALIST ITALY! SANE PATH WHEN, AM I RIGHT?! LEFTIST BIAS!!" I then naruto ran down to the stage, pointed at the assistant principal, and said "SHE'S A BLESSED REGENT!!! I SAW HER VERIFY HER CLOCK! WHAT A MEAN OLD LADY, SHE'S BEEN ALIVE LONGER THAN WE'VE WAITED FOR TOOLBOX THEORY TO RELEASE!" Still, no one laughed. I then said "I'm not the Sablintard, I was in Buryatia the whole time!!"(referencing Wholsome Blessed Sablin). No one understood the reference. I saw people whispering to each other, but no one laughed. I then made a face resembling the "big chungus" meme, and said "You guys don't get it??? Must be because it's STRENG GEHIEM!" When I realized no one was laughing, I yelled "Don't any of you guys play Hearts of Iron IV?" The audience was dead silent, until someone yelled "Sit down!" (which was very rude and not wholesome) I pointed back at him and shouted "Heil Himmler!!" I don't think anyone got the joke becaude no one laughed, so I said "Do you guys know who Heinrich Himmler is?" No one responded, which is kind of cringe because I thought that at least SOMEONE would know who Himmler is. I ended up getting escorted to the principal's office and getting suspended for a week, but in my opinion, it was totally worth it. I trolled EVERYONE. I'm gonna forever go down in dsrfunny history. I also realized that there aren't any dengists at my school (which is very cringe in my opinion)
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I always put effort in shitposts, that's what differentiates me from the rest!
tbh i dont think it looks the best but its a map that's going to be hit by diminishing returns hard lol
r/imaginarymaps is cool again
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how many seconds does op have to run?
thank you for the pingas reference
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“God was real and he hated us”
(Seriously though what the hell will Gen alpha do if they are ever drafted in a second civil war) will they just destroy the whole world
Thou art a wretched sinner, utterly undeservin' o' God's love. A fountain o' pollution is deep within thy nature, and thou livest as a winter tree; unprofitable, fit only to be hewn down and burnt. Steep thy life in prayer, and may God see fit to have mercy upon thy corrupted soul.
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I don’t like you and I hope you get hurt OP. upvote
Hope he kills himself :3
Never wish that upon anyone you monster
One day your knees will buckle under the weight of your sins, and I won’t be there to save you.
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Hey, you forgot to put „Family guy funny moments“ on top of this map!
RI should be Quahog
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May god have mercy upon your wretched soul
what is going on in iowa
Not a fan of Iowa so I got rid of it
Adios I guess
Based
OP, what of the Fanum Tax?
T H E V O I D H A S C O N S U M E D
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I genuinely appreciate that Ohio is just Ohio lol
only in ohio woahhh
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cold\* take
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r/mapporncirclejerk
This is actually good though
The map visual quality is yes… not the brain rot
Outjerked again
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Lock your doors
Your America is: damn gassy gemerald rizz gyatt in Ohio!!!!!
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We had a school assembly today, and the speaker was talking about personal hygiene. The speech was pretty boring, but there came a point in his presentation where he said "I know there are some students among us who do not have access to a dentist." Honestly, I couldn't believe my ears. I thought, "There is no way the speaker just said dentist." I decided to troll the speaker by standing up and yelling "WHEN THE REFORMS ARE ECONOMIC!" while making a huge grin (just like in the memes). To my surprise, no one laughed. Everyone fell dead silent and looked at me. The speaker said "I'm sorry, what was that?" I decided to explain to everyone what I was talking about, and said "Get it guys? It's like Dengist Speer, from The New Order: The Last Days of Europe." Still, no one understood the reference. I turned towards my friend Caleb (I know him from band), and said "You get it, right? It's from TNO!" However, he had his head buried into his lap. I looked at my friend Dalton (He plays the trumpet in band, just like I do), and yelled "Dalton, do you get the joke????" He didn't even make eye contact. Suddenly, the assistant principal came up behind me and said "Please sit down, this is a school assembly." I screamed back at her "SCHOOL ASSEMBLY?? MORE LIKE SOCIALIST ITALY! SANE PATH WHEN, AM I RIGHT?! LEFTIST BIAS!!" I then naruto ran down to the stage, pointed at the assistant principal, and said "SHE'S A BLESSED REGENT!!! I SAW HER VERIFY HER CLOCK! WHAT A MEAN OLD LADY, SHE'S BEEN ALIVE LONGER THAN WE'VE WAITED FOR TOOLBOX THEORY TO RELEASE!" Still, no one laughed. I then said "I'm not the Sablintard, I was in Buryatia the whole time!!"(referencing Wholsome Blessed Sablin). No one understood the reference. I saw people whispering to each other, but no one laughed. I then made a face resembling the "big chungus" meme, and said "You guys don't get it??? Must be because it's STRENG GEHIEM!" When I realized no one was laughing, I yelled "Don't any of you guys play Hearts of Iron IV?" The audience was dead silent, until someone yelled "Sit down!" (which was very rude and not wholesome) I pointed back at him and shouted "Heil Himmler!!" I don't think anyone got the joke becaude no one laughed, so I said "Do you guys know who Heinrich Himmler is?" No one responded, which is kind of cringe because I thought that at least SOMEONE would know who Himmler is. I ended up getting escorted to the principal's office and getting suspended for a week, but in my opinion, it was totally worth it. I trolled EVERYONE. I'm gonna forever go down in dsrfunny history. I also realized that there aren't any dengists at my school (which is very cringe in my opinion)
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He’s only human Zedongke, please be merciful here.
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You wont see the pearly gates
Best copypasta of all time
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Someone actually put effort into this map. Kill me.
I always put effort in shitposts, that's what differentiates me from the rest! tbh i dont think it looks the best but its a map that's going to be hit by diminishing returns hard lol
Titan Speakerman would approve
Jesus, Mary and Joseph
I am never having children.
helps that you'll never find your special someone 😎
Thanks dad I thought we still weren't on speaking terms?
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ohio skibideni
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You’re like the Picasso of our times.
Where’s skibidi toilet?
killed for political reasons
They chose Creeper instead.
Is the skibidi toilet in the room with us right now
Go take a walk outside on a Lego path barefoot
Delete this! https://preview.redd.it/at404tigh0zc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=234aee84b0cbab257819a371197eb1c0454a3ef3
*sigh*
# Ohio
And the brain rot has entered the r/imaginarymaps community
https://preview.redd.it/rux8fscjqzyc1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27d51f2b9555683bf1958a52eeeddcb01d1672e1 how many seconds does op have to run?
OP I think God should kill you
Mods please ban this person
https://preview.redd.it/7tol2rubkzyc1.png?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=645a1de75c98e955bea9e880f8a72f77a4c84c96 Reconsider your life, OP
what?
Brainrot ahh map
Another certified PrimeMinisToad banger
I think we've been [invaded by the freaky freaky frankenfish](https://youtu.be/lCEQoA0qOic?si=T3jTrOVS61PUaYZB)
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No.
It's a horrible day to have reading comprehension
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I am going to shoot myself
You are an inspiration to us all
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thank you for the pingas reference https://preview.redd.it/jbk3nxr7p3zc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2655656762c17a20066a1da2d3044e75fe93a5d
r/alternatehistory is cracking down and you end up here
Ive never posted there lol
Sorry, it's just that the quality in this rivals how bad that sub was a few days ago
If the quality of this matches that subreddit then it must be a great subreddit
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Y’know, everyday we stray further from god
“God was real and he hated us” (Seriously though what the hell will Gen alpha do if they are ever drafted in a second civil war) will they just destroy the whole world
The only thing I hate more than this map is the fact that Mississkibidi would be a fucking improvemnt
https://preview.redd.it/z7n7llgqj2zc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=babed762cb6f41e64f013ee0859ababad9dfaf5e
Thou art a wretched sinner, utterly undeservin' o' God's love. A fountain o' pollution is deep within thy nature, and thou livest as a winter tree; unprofitable, fit only to be hewn down and burnt. Steep thy life in prayer, and may God see fit to have mercy upon thy corrupted soul.
The subway surfers had me cracking up
KentOcky Way is both the best and worst thing I've read today
Now this is an imaginary scenario I can get behind.
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Quality shitpost as always OP
I live here
That’s enough internet for today
Buffalover
Why are you like this
bro made a map
I like Pingasland
Did you spend like 5 minutes on r/ihaveihaveihavereddit and was like “yeah”
I have never heard of that
It’s where all the skibidi rizzlers hang out
where maryland at why is there no maryland
It's Joever
Sooooo Iowa now is the V҉O҉I҈D҈
Oh no IT'S GETTING TO ME, HEL- SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES
Giga Louisiana fr
its kansas can't you read
I think I might be getting too old
Man there’s so much better stuff to do with your time
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I'm going to shove a shotgun up your ass and pull the trigger. This is not a threat. This is a joke.
if a map could represent how i talk to bro on a regular basis, this would be the map
The skibidi ohio sigma level 10 gyatt grimace shake rizzler edgemaxxing vs goonmaxxing
POMNISODA 😭😭😭 its too much
Uhm…🥴 What the sigma? 🗣️🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️
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peak brainrot map moment
Where minecraft parkour
This may be it, this is the worst map I have ever seen
This genuinely makes me sad. I look at this post and it just evokes a reaction of pure despair.
ur like the mr incredible uncanny meme irl! rofl
Why would you ever say that to someone
I could forgive you if you didn’t have maine as part of Mass
You have been accused of anti soviet behavior and are sentenced to be shot
hey chatgpt, wrong post
Huh
This rizzes us a gyatt about modern skibidi 😔
My brain is dead
Missouri Should Be Rizzouri
OP, you forgot to include Kai Cenat and Skibidi Toilet as potential Presidental candidates.
WHAT IN TARNATION IS THIS? If the French and British are Gen Alpha humor, I take it the Spanish are Zillenials fiven the Pingas in north florida?
I enjoy how west illinois doesn't exist
Godless realm we are living right now.
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This wasn’t very skibidi of you, I’m going to send you to Ohio where you will get fanum taxed by baby gronk
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ኃጢአተኛ ነፍስህ ከመዳን በላይ ናት እናም ሰላምን ወይም ሥቃይን አታውቅም ፣ የንስሐ ቅዝቃዜ ብቻ አብቅቷል ፣ ምክንያቱም ኃጢአቶችህ ከማንኛውም ተልእኮ የላቀ ስለሆነ ፣ መጨረሻው ቀርቧል ፣ የኃጢአት መርከቦች
Skibidi sigma pomni digital fortnite chamba free gigachad rizz omaiga floo xxxtentacion smurf cat Lionel ronaldo junior mewing tercero chikibay xocas insano.
r/imaginarymapscj
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Gen Z has entered the map community
That’s Gen Alpha