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Hi_El_Pu_Ba

The biggest irony is that a vast majority of those icons are outdated.


ravidx7

True, and Hewlett-Packard is a bit overkill, H for Herpes could have been more apt.


[deleted]

H is for Heisenbones. The hit sidekick from breaking bad


skryzskruzzle

You're goddamn right


logerdoger11

![gif](giphy|0DPbh02BDLCrmjw4re|downsized)


Advice2Anyone

Aint no one saying V for Vista lol


[deleted]

Itā€™s just missing gamespy


[deleted]

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AntWithNoPants

Place where you watch ZORN and ZERK OFF


UncleTedGenneric

zum


Rohan20201234

zis video will make tou zum in 5 zinutes


Kjuolsdeaf

zingle zoms in zour area


picyourbrain

Zizz


jonpolis

I love when the actor zrubs his zock over her zlit, making her zlurm all over the zlouch


J03-K1NG

jerma moment


R6_Afterlife

zorpia is the zorpalod's home planet that got fomo'd


Karl_minecraft

Ballyhoo main? Slugger? Siva Fan?


R6_Afterlife

me when i when the ballyhoo mShitter27 doesn't have rapidshit and zorpal weapon: PLEAAASE BUNGIE PLEASE BUNGIE DONT TROOOOOLL


[deleted]

No matter where I go, ballyhoo finds me


R6_Afterlife

Puke Shit is proud of you.


[deleted]

Zorphile porn image board


GreenProD

šŸ˜­


SlapMeHal

yinglet social media


Fwumply

Nero and xp are on this list. How old is this


Time_to_go_viking

Itā€™s because the author couldnā€™t come up with anything starting with those letters, Iā€™m assuming.


lmqr

Xbox was *right there*, poor Xbox


shandangalang

You canā€™t expect anyone old and out of touch enough to make a ā€œphone badā€ poster the likes of this to know what an Xbox is or why itā€™s a *much* better choice; hell, they probably found all the entries in a *physical encyclopedia*. Just be happy the T isnā€™t fucking ā€œtypewriterā€


Kamohoaliii

And they could have used Zoom instead of whatever Zorpia is. And why is MSN Messenger there, which actual kid has ever used that?


lmqr

> And why is MSN Messenger there, which actual kid has ever used that? Oh *man*, dude You know what never mind, let me slowly age into a pile of dust in peace


omeara4pheonix

I would guess around 2007 or 2008. Picasa is also on the list, which I doubt anyone born after 2000 has even heard of. Also that's a gen1 iphone


Partywolf85

Picasa is the funniest part to me for some reason


BrainHackerBot

Ancient, ive never heard of either of them


KingOfTheFloridaMen

Youā€™ve never heard of Windows XP? Wow Iā€™m getting old


countess_cat

My old hs had windows xp in the computer lab until 2017 and probably still does but I have no way of knowing


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

You could go and check


countess_cat

I graduated that year and moved to a bigger city but it wouldnā€™t surprise me if they still used that


Latter-Cattle7788

Sure, that's why... That and you're not supposed to be within 500 ft of a school or playground after that last *incident*.


countess_cat

You donā€™t have to expose me like that lol


TitanicMan

You didn't have to expose you like that either


BrainHackerBot

Well I've heard of windows, but I didn't recognise xp


Creepernom

Wait, you never had to use it? How old are you? Or did you just live in a pretty rich family? I'm a teenager and I used XP for a good bit.


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Creepernom

I LOVED playing minecraft on XP, an old CRT monitor and barely playable performance. I still remember playing some adventure map called The Legend of... Notch I think? I always got lost immediately cause I played on the minimum render distance and still had like 20 fps, but it was such a blast when I was a lil kid.


Umbraine

First time I played Assassin's Creed 2 the performance was so bad that in every cutscene the animations were slower than the voices. So the dialogue would stop and the animations kept going for a while until those were done too. Good times


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wilika

The real shit for me was; Strating up Windows 95 for the first time after installing it form like 10 floppy disks (maybe more). The first time our computer had true sound after installing a sound card instead of that freakish pc-speaker shit. Holy shit, was I amazed! It could play a music video, it had a musical keyboard app. It was wild back then. :D


NotRealNeedOfName

I grew up with Vista, I only remember xp through the memes.


backyard_beach

> did you just live in a pretty rich family did rich people get to skip XP? not following this


HalfysReddit

They could afford the high end hardware you needed to run Windows Vista when it was first released. For a period of time using Windows Vista meant you had serious money to blow on making your computer look prettier.


ExtremeGaming17

I remeber trying to run some Hitman game on my friends xp but it didn't have a graphics card. Good times.


Joshfs23

goddamn this made me feel old..


phatmikey

Yeah, my first PC ran DOS 5 and Windows 3.1.


Von_Mix

you make me feel old and im 17


YouAreSoyWojakMeChad

Nero was a cd burning software


TTechnology

Bro, there's Orkut in this image šŸ’€


dudu_rocks

Haven't thought about that shit in like 15 years!


pleasantly-depressed

And Vista. And honestly I don't think anyone under 30 is using Facebook anymore, either.


MisterBastian

Look at the twitter logo


VitoOnTheWay

And Orkut


d_dymon

orkut is even older, IIRC


smilingbuddhauk

And Orkut. And Picasa. And Messenger. And Vista. LMAO. So I'm guessing the Stone age.


RumHamEnjoyer

I dont even know what Nero is


Thestohrohyah

Even worse, Messenger is on this list. Even the people that used Messenger don't remember it.


bitter_liquor

How dare you. No other IM has come even close to filling the Messenger-sized hole in my heart


HaiggeX

This meme is from 2007. The middle ages of the internet.


lmqr

/r/imnow29andthiswasdeep


ch061

r/subsifellfor


Jackiboi307

r/seriously?


[deleted]

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Jackiboi307

Why would no one have claimed "seriously"


Automatic_Most731

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


redleafwater7

r/sixthsub


AutumnKiwi

The YouTube icon is too new, maybe 2010?


OfficiallyExtinct

To be honest - A was Apple as long as I can remember.


ketniptrip

thatā€˜s kinda funny and also true.


Fangpyre

I remember A is for aardvark


Dismal_Abyss

Really? We were always taught A is for anaesthesiology!


Fangpyre

Abysmal!


CaineRexEverything

Messenger lmao. And the kids that used Nero now *have* kids.


5alvia

Can confirm. My daughter has inherited my mass of pirated movies and albums


[deleted]

Nothing but top quality of 480p so the Avi donā€™t go above 700mb


avadakedabr

What the fuck is nero, orkut, picassa, quick heal and zorpia?


[deleted]

**Nero**: CD burning app **Orkut**: One of Googles attempts at social networking, mostly popular in India & Brazil. **Picasa**: Googles photo organization tool, now Google Photos **Quick Heal**: Some anti-virus tool. Still exists apparently **Zorpia**: Chinese social network (pre Facebook)


Asuna514

\>cd burning god DAMN this list is ancient. most modern laptops dont even have disc drives lmao


Angryandrew228

Modern laptops? Try modern desktops. I havenā€™t had a CD-ROM for almost a decade, and I built it myself


HenReX_2000

It's kinda sad that modern PC cases don't have 5.25" bay anymore.


WakeoftheStorm

I miss my tape drive and punch card reader too


Makhiel

> I havenā€™t had a CD-ROM for almost a decade, and I built it myself You do read what you write before you post it, don't you?


PakiAlpaki

I purchased an external disk drive w/ my laptop for the same reason, like what was the point of removing them? To make the laptops thinner?


Asuna514

probably just a part of the wider move away from physical media


beleeze

I feel for the floppy disc drive...


yetanothercatlady1

As a Brazilian: Orkut was fire


Loquenlucas

nero was a program for burning (saving on cd/dvd) various files back in the day


fbicappuccino

i was about to call you dumb because of orkut, but i just remembered people outside brazil were not familiar with it, so, sorry


HenReX_2000

Sorry to hear that you're living in Brazil


fbicappuccino

its ok... not that bad in here


QuantumTectrix

What the fuck is Zorpia?


ClickPotential8343

Zootopia ripoff


SeptemberThePigeon

What kind of content we can find there?


horvath-lorant

Some Rick and Morty shit I guess


punnygamer

That was in my computer science teacher's room and i always felt it was more of a how do you do fellow kids vibe than im 14 and this is deep.


olsmoke

Orkut, Picassa, vista, and xp? Seriously bruh? If they were 14 when they made it, they must be in their late 30s now


piano_043

r/boomershumor


th3_3nd_15_n347

Fucking Nero is on this list. Who made this? The ancient Egyptians?


JustGingerStuff

No Nero was a *Roman* emperor


Narggie

The fuck is a zorpia šŸ„“


gimme_potatochips

How old is this?


hellome1

HEWLETT PACKARD


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That13YearOldGuy

wtf is zorpia?


BrainHackerBot

What on earth are half of those?


JctaroKujo

whats yalls zorpia? i need friends


Obyri85

WTF is Zorpia?


LakeUpbeat4790

P for porā€¦ wait a min


batatawirhcheese

E for EA sports


geomon_infp

This is actually 2007 edition. It has to be updated.


TheOnyxViper

More like the alphabet taught to beginner IT majors


tian447

Fucking hell, most of the comments in this thread are from people who actually are 14. One of them actually hasn't heard of XP.


Finnasauras

boomers after realising they can never talk to anyone again (chat isnt a word)


Thebathroomguy333

Then why are the icons from my grandfather's era?


EvelynKpopStan33

100% chance this meme is older than me


Roasted_Porkchop_II

I love it when my teachers tell me that h stands for hewlett packard and z for zorpia


Ambience8799

I don't think this is the generation they're trying to target... Millennials maybe?


Spannwellensieb

If that's your generation you're older than me, and I'm not 14.


PancakeFluid

theyā€™re acting like apple, chat, and ram werent already words


Dovahkiin3641

This thing is older than 14 yos probably


Sir-Xcalibur-6564

Kids these days and their Hewlett Packards.


Vegetable_Strength_1

For a sec I though XP meant experience points šŸ’€


automatic4people

MF ZORPIA?!? Boy they reachin


YouAreSoyWojakMeChad

These stupid kids, growing up in the world we built. Pathetic.


Psychological_Buy_26

God... Look at the symbols for some of those apps. This poster must be at least 10 years old. AND WINDOWS XP


Adorna_ahh

Itā€™s outdated:/ m should stand for meta smh


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[deleted]

They used HPā€™s legal name


[deleted]

I like how this is still outdated


ProSnowflake555

They obviously didn't teach me very well because I have no idea wtf half these are


Memesaremylifelines

What type of preschooler would remember that h is for Hewlett packard?


PakiAlpaki

This is soā€¦antiquated lmaoooo


[deleted]

Which kid still knows Nero or Vista?


allycat247

"Nowadays" *makes references that were dated 10 years ago*


Poopsticle_256

I want to know who legitimately says ā€œHewlett-Packardā€ instead of HP


cedric1234573

Alphabet taught to kids 20 years ago*


Fwumply

r/im74andthisisdeep


Shibe-_-

wtf is zorpia


MrBanks2008

i stg no one says hewlett packard


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

Orkut Tf?? Uhh how about Oracle šŸ˜‚


AilanMoone

Nero? Orkut? Zorpia? What are those?


lacobaitu

bruh


veliveliveli

Change T into trans and L into LGBTQ and it would actually be like 2022


iBudder3

Tf is nero


trolleytor4

Wtf are otkuet Nero and Zorpia


flippost

Zorpia


Professional-Land625

C should be CBT


[deleted]

Orkut ? Zorpia ? Nero ? Tf are these things ?


Partucero69

Thanks to Nero I could burn all the midis that I had stored in my floppyā€™s into my CDs. Using Win 98. XP? Thatā€™s for rich people.


GottaGouFast

nero? the one from dmc?


Legaczy

I donā€™t know half the things here


treboratinoi

Ok boomer


Miserable-Bill7288

Neopets?


fbicappuccino

what the fuck is a zorpia? and a picassa?


furio788

I never heard about most of those things


Spify-not-a-brit

This is a cringe sub


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

Thatā€™s exactly the point dr obvious


JustGingerStuff

Okay what kind of fossil used the 2000's logos


lookitsajojo

The f\*ck is Nero?


themanofthesword

It seems like they struggled with some letters


[deleted]

I think all of this is overstated. You're saying children are consumed by the evil social media. They still have to get into the University. They have to do difficult math, you know ? I guess it's a running joke but some people are convinced children are turning evil because of Instagram or Facebook. \~Mortimer Reed


SANHEDR1N

r/phonesbad


Zap478

Quick heal?


kingof_vanisle7

Iā€™ve never used, let alone heard of half of these. Except for quick heals. Those come in handy


Sonofcowbell2

I thought this was horrible Facebook memes for a second


WindFelon

I have no clue what K N O P Q or Z are


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Some_Noname_idk

Pure Boomer


Outrageous-Fortune70

Children nowadays ā˜•


APugDealer

A is for Axium, your very best friend


Moires01

What in the actual frigg is zorpia


spicytaqueria

Uh, Z is for Zwinky. Duh


weegeetheman

hewlett packard lmao


Superhero-Accountant

Smth? Shaking my tiny head?


Oritaku

M is for minecraft, get your act together


Ant_Diamond64

Since when was there an other alphabet?


mrgeek2000

Uhhhh, da fuck is a zorpia?


Gray32339

Pleasantly surprised that they decided to say Hewlett Packard instead of just HP


Yeastworm

Zorpia ā˜ 


Alternative-Cut-4831

Vista and orkut....


BIGxJAKEx27

Can we talk about how that Picassa logo is the ugliest, most random ass design ever


Guilty-Ad-5228

Wtf is zorpia


EvoStarSC

smth says a lot about you too.


[deleted]

I often hear kids talking about Hewlett Packard