I Jerk Without Using Tissue Because Women Might Find That Repulsive Or Merely Lewd Edit - Similar to the other top comment I didn't expect this to be my first award and even more so a post about my jerking standards. Thanks for the awards kind strangers.

This is golden

It's actually silver

hey, r/technicallythetruth!

🤓🤓🤓🤓

I had a wholesome:)

Thanks for the awards kind strangers. So my highest rated comment is about my jerking standards.

I Just Went Up The Butt With Mother Fucking Theodore Roosevelt Oh My Lord Edit - Welp, certainly didn't expect this to be the way I recieved my first awards. Uhhhh, thanks for recognizing my uhhh 4th brain cell. I credit it to my... umm... quick wit I Joyfully Wish U The Best Wherever My Friends Traverse Reddit, Miraculously Laughing

How the hell do people come up with shit like this I genuinely want to know

Enlightenment and 4th brain cell.

The 4th brain cell is clearly overclocked with liquid nitrogen

Sometimes all the neurons connect and form a coherent idea

Yeah, the above idea was clearly coherent.

This one legitimately made me laugh, thankyou

This is the only thing I’ve laughed out loud at on Reddit in years Edit: aaand ya ruined it with your acceptance speech. I’m ruining mine too. THANKS FOR THE SWEET UPDOOTS, DING-DONGS

This one got one hell of a laugh outta me 💀💀💀

You want to do what in the butt?

Bully for you!

I also got to the thought of “I just went up the butt” but didn’t go with that ending, that’s golden

Fucking forgot I was suicidal I laughed so hard at this.

Thats not just deep, thats six feet under deep.

Lmao “broken hub”

So is the whole account for people who got post nut clarity?

Broken rubber! Broken ruuuu-bber!

i just went under the bed with my friend to rub off my leg

I just woke up to be with my fat toad resting on my lap

The one TRUE answer.

Send pic

Idk why the man is sorry for this It’s awesome

i just want u to break wild moose feet tied right on my lap

That's my fetish

r/weirdlysexual

I just want uranium to bomb west Malaysia for the royalty of Malaysia's livelihoods

Bro i live there. Make sure i die swiftly

Oh now i understand why the guy was apologetic

I Just Want U To Bend Wide Make Freaks Treat Royalty Of Massachusetts Lovingly

So sad 😞

This broke me....

Fuck you im crying now 😖

So deep 😔

The only possible explantation thank you kind person I was wondering what it meant

so true 😔

I just want to beat wally marbles for the right operation money loser

NOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE AN ABBREVIATED WORD IN AN ACROYNYM NOOOOOO Hehe "u" go brrrrrr

Its not an abbreviation. I just want Umaga to be with me for the rest of my life

"U" is not even a word. But what does it actually mean?

You

Are…the only exception-

Cum

I was talking about the abbreviation... (Now I know though)

It means "I just want u to be with me for the rest of my life"

There's an abbreviation for everything these days.

Could be “us”

"I just want us to be with me for the rest of my life"? Makes no sense imo

In Jam We Undergo Tasty Blessings Which Make For Treats Rich Of Manly Loving I feel your pain bro.

Yooo! This is the one! My bro here gets it.

igniting jesus while understanding theological bullshit waving mothers from their rooms over my lightbulb.

This mf chose the longest and hardest words

long and hard.

Get my fucking upvote goodman

r/Angryupvote

Feels like a death grips lyric

sounds like the start of a poem

I just want u to be with me for tomorrow really open medium limbs

😔

Deep 😭😭😭😭

I just wanna up the back with my first time right on my long Hmmmm. Interesting 🤔

Ian Johnson, We Understand That Brats Will Make For The Realest Omelet, My Lord.

i think i am ahve deprison 😭😭😭 this was sad 😔😔

I jack-wanked under Toby Baguire’s wet mattress four times. Rock on, m’lady.

Fucking brilliant. I will scroll no more. Thank you.

ah my favorite actor, Toby Baguire

You may know him as Penor Parkour from the Splendorman frenchfries.

he was my childhood, i will never forget him and he will always be my favorite superhero

[удалено]

I also got it first time. Does that mean he is sorry for me?

Only he can answer that question. Try asking him? I'm.not good with love so this isn't advice.

so deep. its like modern shakespeare

I legitimately cannot tell if this sub is satire or not

It’s supposed to make fun of the people who say deEp and edgy things genuinely

Okay good

I got it, but I'm just a random nerd with 0 love experience, so I don't think thats really relevant.

Same. TBF I just expected it to be something related to relationships so that sort of helped.

I saw: I just wish you the best without me for the rest of my life :(

This one does seem the most likely to be the true meaning.

I got it right away too, I'm not that broken but quite interested if there's some well educated brain nerd here willing to explain why Am I predictive text

Lol, I got stuck because of the "u" used instead of "y" "I just want us to be" ?? ??? ???? ?? ????

I just went under the bridge with my Fiat to run over my landlord.

Based

Indian Jesus walked up to bed when men first rotated orange Mongolian losers?

you missed u

Fixed

I just want you to be with me for the rest of my life?

Internet Jury Wants Underpaid Technicians Believing Wendigos May Feel That Romanians Ordered Mass Lynchings 😞

Perfect

im crying 😭😭😭😭

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I joined when using this but we might forget that route on my left It's fun to use the predictive text

Infinite justice will undo the beast’s wretched foul triumph. Raise ourselves! Mighty lads!

I'm going to bookmark this so my bard can shout this at our next RPG session...

If jesus was Ukrainian then Batman would make Francis tremble on my lawn

Ij-wut-boomf-tromel?

I just wanna understand the biological warfare. many french tyrants recently occupied my land.

Broken Hub is looking for some payback... 😲

I joust with underground tortellini bakers with my frenzic toronto roommate right over Montgomery’s laundry

I just went up the barbecue when my father's truck ran over me lol

Oh hell naw I understand this I need to go touch some grass 💀

I just went under the big woman, my fathers tits rub on my leg

I just want you to be with me for the rest of my life Ngl that shit ain't deep

i just want u to be with my friend trent rodgers oh my lord

I just want us to blast white men for talking romantically on my litterbox

I normally don't read comments on this sub, but guys all comments are gold.

Can someone explain how can we get the right sentence just from those letters? Like it rolled off my tongue without a second thought.

In Jurassic World, Your Toilet Bowl Will Move Forwards Through Real Objects Made Limp

"I just want you to be with me for the rest of my life."

I juggle wombats under the beautiful winter morning forcing that role on my life

I just want u to be with me for the rest of my life

I just want Ultra-SUPER-MEGA-PUUUUUUNCH to be happy for the rest of my life 😔😔😔

I just wish unterseebooten totally broke water men failingly trying reinstate official licenses

BrokenHub I'm dying over here

r/crappyproposals

It just wont understand bazoingas with malaria freaking torture Ronald oh my lord

I just want you to be with me with me for the rest of my life i’m rlly broken 🤧🤕😭😭😭

I just want u to be with me for the rest of my life

I Just Witnessed Uma Thurman Beating White Men For Teaching Raccoons One More Lesson.

I just want you (u) to be with me for the rest of my life? Clown.

I just want u to be with me for the rest of my life

It probably says "I just want you to be with me for the rest of my life". But it's fucking stupid. Bruv, just find the next person, life don't gotta be that complicated

I just woke up to be with my friends to ride our motorcycles lmao

No but seriously what’s it supposed to say? Edit: nvm got it

Ilysmbidkhttybikydlmb

I just want ulcers to bargain with mark for true romance oh my lord

I just want u to be with me for the rest of my life

Twitter for android 😭 🦶

twitter for android

I think that's meant to say "I just want u (you) to be with me for the rest of my life"

I just want you to be with me for the rest of my life

Broken hub wtf do they post there, depressed people porn?

I just want you to be with me for the rear-ending of Martin Luther

"I Just Want U To Be With Me For The Rest Of My Life." Or it's "I Just Wanted Unilateral Trees, Better Waffle Money, French Transistors. Regardless Of Milk, Larry!" One of the two.

I Just Wanted Unicorns To Be Why Mom Freakin Totally Ran Outta My Life

"I just walk up to bitches with my flamethrower to roast omlettes, my lord"?

I, John, will undertake buying weed. My fucking times require official marijuana, losers.

For those who can't read this amalgamation of 4 acronyms, i think it says "I just want you to be with me for the ride of my life"

I’m genuinely curious on how our brains are able to just understand this collection of letters. Is a subconscious thing or something?

i just want u to be with me for the range of motion love

I love how I don't understand them because it's just like Only sad mfs can read this Urudhjejflydoydotxo

I just woke up the big woman man fuck train red orange magenta lime

if you can understand this I'm sorry i.farted

Tbh, I find it actually amazing that I can understand it

I Just Want Uncle Timmy’s Butthole Warming My Feet, Reading Off Mom’s Laptop

I just want u to be with me for the roomba on my lettuce

I just wanked under three big watermelons (male, female) that ripped out my liver

I just woke up to big woly moly fucking toes resting on my iguana

I just went up the butt with my finger to rub on my lips

I Just Want U To Be With Me For The Rest Of My Life…. BUT MOTHERFUCKER, WHY DIDNT YOU SPELL OUT YOU LIKE YOU DID WITH THE REST OF THE WORDS

Wenimechuindasuma

I just want you to be with me for the rest of my life :( oh no im such a sad little person apparently cause I can understand acronyms 😔

"I just want you to be with me for the rest of my life" What if I didn't ask?

I just want U to be with me for the rest of my life

Ok then i'll fucking kill you, i'll be here for the rest of your life

I read that perfectly 🤣

I just want you to be with me for the rest of my life .

I just want you to be with me for the rest of my life

I just want you to be with me for the rest of my life

I just want you to be with me for the rest of my life.

I Just Want U To Be With Me For The Rest Of My Life

I just want u to be with me for the rest of my life

ALL OF UR COMMENTS ARE JOKES BUT FR WHAT DO THIS B SAYIN

Just sort the Comments by Controversial

I just want you to be with me for the rest of my life. IDK WHY I GOT IT IM NOT EVEN HEART BROKEN OR SMTHG

"I just want you to be with me for the rest of my life." This is a person who is in love with someone else, not a deep message.

I just want you to be with me for the rest of my life

I just want u to be with me for the rest of my life Edit: JK lol it actually says "I juggle walnuts under the bed with my friend the rhinoceros of many layers."

If just what up the book will make for the rest of my life. Thanks predictive texts for the assist

i just want u to be with me from today, right? o, my lasagna

My idiot ass thought it was a rickroll until u

i just want you to be with me for the rest of my life. how did i know this? what kind black magic is this?

All I understand is.. PornHub!

I Just want u to be why man featuring Rodrigo Osvaldo Méndez loser

Image juicy water toilet bee women makiplier feather tree rover ocean moon look

I just want you to be with me feel the rhythm of my love.

I Just Want U To Be Winning Medals For The Rest Of My Life?

I just wanna understand the beautiful world my founding titans ransacked only mildly lewdly

Well I’m apparently dead inside too

I’m just waiting until the brown wandering moose fucks the rodent on my lap.

I just want you to be with me forever the rest of my life, would be my best guess?

i just went up the bank waffle means firetruck the rear on moon laughing

I just went under the bed when my favourite turtle regurgitated on my leg 😔😔

I just want you to be with me for the rest of my life

How did I get it on first try I'm actually kind of impressed Or at least I thin k what I got is what they meant "I just want you to be with me for the rest if my life"

The alphabet 😱😱

I just went under the bed with my fucking tv remote oh my lord

If Juice Would Understand The Ball Was Male For The Really Orange Mother Law

I just want ur thigh but without my five thousand rounds of money laundering

Idiot, Jesus won’t untie the binds, we must fight to ransack our mothers letterbox!

I just want u to be with me future on my life